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This is a link post Nuclear-grade duct tape, anyone?
"...ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant and stainless steel industries".

Surely it should be called 'Sellafield Sellotape'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Those reviews
are first class. What an odd product!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the reviews
Can't tell if they are talking bullshit or not!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post elephant tape is also amazing
had a hole in my backpack and ducted it up, took over a year for the tape to come off
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckit
You get a click just for Sellafield Sellotape.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, thanks
I was rather pleased with that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
When i come to making a dirty bomb, i'll know just where to purchase supplies from!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Duct tape fixes everything.
If it still isn't working, you just haven't used enough.
 (Cap'n, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And if you need this -
you need a rubick's cube...
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah
It's got stabilisers... That's cheating!
 (badgerlikespeed, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that is proper woo, that is!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot On!
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is amazing!
But I always wonder if these things arent actually the animals, but robots that the crazy bastards have built!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post GUARD DOG - (Bill Plympton)
Hillariously cute 5 minute cartoon.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
The guide dog one is also awesome. Shame about the fucking annoying video of the dead kid beforehand, I don't even drive so if I was to kill someone by walking over 30mph I think I would deserve some kind of award, not punishment!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Abu Ghraib I made this!
Abu Ghraib changes name to Baghdad Central Prison
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post fnar
fnar
fnar
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Excellent. clicky...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Blackwater is also "rebranding" itself to Xe.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_USA#Controversy_and_criticism
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant work squire :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're my favourite b3tan
Spiffing as ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post This guy has a rant about Jade Goody NSFW
(Just in case you missed it first time round)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post he doesnt make many decent points and appears to be a fattist

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Because he seems to make a perfectly vaild point. She has been milking this, along with everything else she's done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that was his point?
bluntest fucking point I've ever come across.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it was
But I agree, it's not too subtle, I suppose he could hade done it better
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ok
Things I already know:

- she is fat
- she is stupid (although the people around her clearly arent)
- she is dying of cancer
- she is one of the luckiest fuckers alive since she has fame for largely being an objectionable human being (he forgot to mention that she's also a bigot)

I do not find any of these things particularly endearing.

Things I have learnt from this video:

- Joe from "fit lads" (whatever that is) would not wish cancer on himself
- He doesnt like the fact that someone who genuinely has days left on the planet is willing to use her fame (ill gotten as it is) to set her children up for life. I wonder what you or I would do in the same situation (perhaps something similar in better taste).
- he thinks that other people's "personal tragedies" are somehow weakened by her plight. A connection I do not understand - Jade Goody has not deprived these people of medicine any more than the next cancer sufferer. If anything there has been a minor stimulation in public debate about cervical cancer
- he thinks that political correctness, some types of coffee, vegetarianism and voting Labour are all bad things - that these things are somehow connected and that this invented social group should "fuck off"


I wish I had a video camera...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
x10.
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
But I still think the whole 'use fatal disease as publicity-stunt' is just terrible.

And I challenge you to prove that a) she meant it entirely for her kids and not for herself in the usual jade goody fashion and b)regardless of her celebrity status she was treated as just another cancer patient in terms of care and medication
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
a) she has an aggressive cancer and at best has 2 months to live. Even if she had the energy to spend it all on herself, I imagine she wouldn't. I don't think even the stupidest of human beings would be capable of such behaviour.

b) I'm not sure of the particulars here but in her shoes (and with money accrued previously) I'd definitley go private. Anybody can purchase private healthcare insurance as long as they have the money to do so. It doesnt require celebrity.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. When I fractured my spine I was told the wait for physiotherapy would be
NHS: six weeks.

Private: three hours.

Thankfully I have insurance through work.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, because parading yourself in front of a camera when your hair is falling out
and you can barely walk, is probably loads of fun.

Not that I like her, but I can understand what she is doing. What would you do differently? GO and die quietly, without making much of a fuss and leaving fuck all, except a bad reputation for your kids to grow up under, or would you think, fuck it, and make some money for them?

I don't know why people get so pissed off about it all, other than petty jealousy that she is getting wads of cash for doing fuck all, which, to be honest, anyone in their right mind would think is a great deal. Would you turn down a photo opportunity for a million to show your last days? Don't think so
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's because
she's not actually doing all of this for the sake of cancer sufferers.
As far as I'm aware it just seems that she's coming accross as the only person who's afflicted with this and wants others to know.
Yes, I agree that suffering from cancer whilst being a celebrity is going to have the side-effect of nationwide attention...

But surely a little decorm. You're talking about a photo op, she's gunning for the whole publicity package here. Surely you're not saying that's kosher?
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) ooooh....look at me. I shop at tshirthell.com and I mean it. Grrrr.
2) It is perhaps a little unadvised to call someone a 'media whore' while in a self-recorded soliloquy posted on youtube.
3)When he starts ranting about 'vegitarian labour voters' or whatever, he reminds me of the kind of person who would turn around and sugggest Clarkson for Prime Minister. aka a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 2) As much as I despise what she's become and her medialust, she has a damnsight more charisma and camera-savvy than he has.
And he says "fuck", which renders his argument irrelevant IMO.

3) What's he on about?

Although on the face of things NuLabour has moved away from its socialist roots over the past 15 years or so, my minds eye still doesn't say vegetarians.

A swift googling says FitLads is a gay site (unless there's more than one, in which case, oops on his part). Strikes me as unusual to be seemingly so conservative (little c), anti-vegetarian and so on and be gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This man
Is one of the most self-serving pointlessly opinionated pseudo-smart fuckwits I've seen in some time.
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say
as much as he comes across as a gaylord who lives his life in a way to try and impress his hard-nosed northern father who used to mine coal with his bare cock...

...I have to agree with him.

One recent(ish) jade goody headline i saw was "I won't tell my kids of my pain". No? but you will tell a fucking national newspaper knowing full well that they'll splash it on the FP... free for your kids to see anyway... but at least you'll have made a cool X thousand for the exclusive deal with the paper, init.

Like I've said on here before, because of the Max Clifford connection, the cynic inside me detects a miraculous recovery in the coming year... "OMG I aint gonna die after all init.. and everyones forgotten about my shameful racist past"

ho hum.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cynicism overload !!
I dare say, she would be lynched if she suddenly made a miraculous recovery :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post well, just imagine a PR overlord who would stoop so low to, oh i dunno... publicise fake rape allegations in the press?
oh yea, that's right... Max Clifford did just that. (ala his client's rape allegations against the Hamiltons - which turned out to be total fantasist bullshit)

Oh, but how would he know the allegations were false? Of course, he wouldn't - but that didn't stop him sending press releases claiming that it was 100% genuine - this is PR, not investigative journalism.

But anyway, would she get lynched? really??
I mean, it wouldn't be her fault if she had "battled bravely against the onset of cancer... and WON!"

And anyone who would dare to accuse her of being a fake in the mass media would be shot down in a hail of "OMG you sick, insensitive bastard" comments - let alone the wrath of Max Clifford.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post God yeah I remember Hamiltongate

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Max Clifford
She probably hired him because he gets better deals from the newspapers. I don't particularly like Jade Goody, but in her shoes I'd be doing whatever I could to leave an inheritance behind as well. Yes, there might be remission on the way, but there might not. If she was lying, the medical professionals involved in her case would be implicit in the lie, that surely wouldn't be in their interest?
Although perhaps they can't speak out because of the Hippocratic oath. Hmm.

There are better causes to get angry about, I think. Certainly, being annoyed because she isn't so thin is a bit silly. The weight's going to fall off her in the next few weeks anyway.
 (meat2veg hello!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post From today's Independent (pp.5)
White doves and media deals as Goody ties knot

...Living TV, which had signed up Goody for an ongoing series prior to her diagnosis with cervical cancer in August. The cancer spread to several other parts of her body. Doctors believe she may live.

The Independent is one of the most poorly edited newspapers, in terms of frequent grammar and spelling mistakes and the like, so this may be just a typo. But what if it's not...
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What I will say is...
...that at "best" i think she did/does have cervical cancer but it's nowhere near as bad as Mr Clifford has made out, it was caught early enough for effective and successful treatment, and they've simply used the opportunity, in the most cynical way imaginable, to raise her public standing after her disastrous Shilpa Shetty incident.

Baring in mind that before this her name was mud, AND the fact that she doesn't really have any other ability to make a comeback (you know, like a Britney/Take That-esque comeback single, or a Robert Downey, Jr Ironman jobbie) - it'd be worth the gamble, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She's dying.
She will soon be dead. She has enough problems; and i think people should just keep there opiniions to themselves. Its very self-righteous to bother getting involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of a useless point there
Someone's posted a video about someone expressing their opinions on a place where things get discussed and opinions are voiced, positive and negative.
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, is THAT what youtube's for?
I thought it was just a giant kitten and crazy japanese video site...

BTW, isn't your "point" useless? All you've done is tell us what youtube does?
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It should be
but it seems that mr Kung Fu here is missing it. Not that I had some duty to point it out, mind.
I suppose the whole internet is almost about the same useless point anyway nowadays, so a 'welcome to the internet' would be given had I been a 4chan-styled idiot
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not criticising you or the poster of this thread, but ppl like the douche in the vid.

I just think that when people criticise her, it's pretty pointless. She's exploiting her condition to make money for her kids. It's the decision she's made, and probably the last one. So it seems worth letting her just get on with it. Criticising her will achieve nothing, and make her life no easier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see how it's a useless point
In fact, it's not a point - it's a stated opinion. And it's one that I completely agree with. If you don't like what Jade Goody is doing, sure, discuss it with friends etc etc but to release a fucking press statement declaring your distaste for her every move is surely both indulgent and defeating the purpose of appealing for her to get less attention?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Jade Goody rants w00!
Here's mine:

Yes she's dying of cancer and it is a horrifc thing that no one should suffer but...

She's milking her own death for as much media attention she can get. I find it extremely distasteful and rather pathetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks invisible wohoo button*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the picture of her and her husband sharing a passionate kiss?
Lovely isn't it?

Until you see the video of the photo opportunity, where the kiss entirely without passion
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah! So damn lethargic!
I mean, terminal cancer ravaging her bowel, liver and groin or not, you think she'd have passioned it up a bit - slipped him the tongue or something.
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch the video

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I pitty her kids tbh
rather than going gracefully, she is going and screaming so when they are older they will watch all that shit and just feel pain. It's fucking disgusting tbh, a relative of mine died of cancer a few years back, and she didn't fucking complain once, bless her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to recall
that when Bobby Robson was diagnosed with cancer, he used his position to raise money for treatment and research, not simply enrich his family. Terry Pratchett is doing much the same for Alzheimers.
 (lolwhites, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post his tv programme on the subjject is really rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't aware
that Gay Jesus offended Christians. Learn something new every day.

So what was that about Jade Goody?
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of your opinions of Jade Goody
Uptake rates of cervical cancer screening have gone through the roof.

There is no way that this can be a bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt who corners you down the pub + videocamera + internet = worse than cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What a git.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Be Afraid!
When does a haircut become terror?
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post well thats 9 minutes of my life im never going to get back

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Heath Ledger's Oscar
Lol! You have to click the link to see the hilarious malapropist tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite a lot of fucking oscars

(__, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, for a posthuman?!
Engrish anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heath Ledger didn't die
he jut evolved into an entity of pure energy for easy transportation to the planet Yuggoth.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 (Cap'n, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Weston pier I made this!
The demise of Weston Pier, what really happened to it?
(tauntontone, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft...
You mock the single greatest event to hit my home town since Jill Dando!

I was down there last week visiting mother. She was com plaining that the pier looks really dull now they've cleared the wreckage off, and they should do something to make it nicer to look at (!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post WOO!
I remember seeing dando's funeral procession & loads of sycophantic knobs wailing.

WSM is quite a strange place.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Letter spacing fail I made this!
Evrery time I have to type 'double-clicking' in Word 2007 I die a little inside...
 (pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Grammar checker...
...missed the apostrophe abuse. Tsk, tsk.
 (Larry_Mudd, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
It's not right, I tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This would be an example
of keming

also, apostrophe fail :(
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no...word 2007...the horror
microsoft have really fucked things up for their customers over the last couple of years.

oh well, fuck 'em.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Pet Shop Boys hit medley.
How many do you remember?

Edit - There are loads of hits missing from this vid! How many can you remember?
(Fluffster, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Scots rank high [8th] on drink levels - BBC
Hello, I want news!

Psh, license fee and stuffs, mumble grumble grumble bah!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate Chair Accident / Cheeky Goatse!
Totally safe for work... an article explaining about how an unfortunate 14 year old had an office chair gas canister explode, which owing to loss of blood led to the poor kid dying.

Now the funny part... look at the second picture... Secret Goatse!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*
b3ta.com/links/14_year_old_boy_killed_by_anal_penetration

It's down the page too
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh bumfucks
Was too tired to notice!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post http://unicodesnowmanforyou.com/
About as Ronseal as it gets
 (I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post also
☃.net/
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 
❄  ❆
   ❄  ❅
  ❄

 ☔
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Pogo - Go Out And Love Someone I made this!
my girlfriend split up with me :(
(BugEyedPrincess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody nice vid mate
Did you do the song aswell? Or is it just a band ive never heard of? Fucking awsome, I will be looking for more now..

Sorry to hear that mate, never good..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
nah it was made by a guy called Pogo look him up on last fm, his stuff is seriously LOVELY!
 (BugEyedPrincess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just listening to Alice
damned good!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post damn right
I have a ton of his stuff on my ipod, he is so good! kind of makes me sad listenin now though :(
 (BugEyedPrincess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think ill be downloading some!
im guesing thats you and you girldfriend in the vid, you looked rather happy. 'Chin up' and all that unhelpfull guff
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah its me, thanks very much, Im not sure whats happening between us, but I feel pretty anxious and gutted right now, but im sure i will be fine.
 (BugEyedPrincess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That all looks very Welsh
In a good way.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is bordering on the quite unashamedly lovely.

Well done.. *strokes chin in an artsy way*
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt a crack appear in the rock that is my heart,
good luck mate. Nice vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Smokin' hot violin

(largoembargo ???, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post proof that smoking will always be cool

(iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well lit !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Strike a light!

(Recover rarble, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck a donkey!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone for win? Crazy Dutch Churchgoers!
Apologies if pea
(blipblop, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that's German
still... what the fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
the Dutch ones just wear clogs, women in blue dresses, and hate muslims.

(All my experiences with Dutch christians have taken place near Groningen, could you tell?)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed it is German...
The blurb claims that if you join in the dance you'll cure illnesses and connect - both physically and spiritually - to your body. How on Earth I manages to grow up in that country and still be one of the more normal B3tards, I have no idea...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do they get the idea that people AREN'T
physically connected to their body, is what I want to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the one woman
refusing to join in.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post strangely
hypnotising.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post Barry Chuckle
Saw this on the Chuckle Brothers Wikipedia page and had to post it, it looks like Barry is taking it up the arse from a young fan and that is why the kid's face is pixelated.
 (iamgoingtohell, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post the general rule is
if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.


*unless you're stewart lee
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post chuckle surprise bumsex!
Although I'm not quite sure what the point is in pixellating people out of a wikipedia pic when you can see the original photo on the same page...
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming then
that the young fan has a kneepenis?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cockney
?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Who Video FanFic!
Appallingly acted but not a bad story.

/Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)

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