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This is a link post One-Armed (BBC) CBeebies Host 'Scaring' Children!
"Parents complained that a one-armed children's TV presenter was frightening their kids"

:S
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That woman's right.
If their son or daughter made it big, and only had one arm or was missing an eye and as a result had their careers damaged, how would they feel?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've noticed her
and wondered why she doesn't wear a prosthesis.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post stumpfucking
.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post yes thank you
I mean, it doesn't frighten my son, we watch cbeebies and he's never mentioned it.

But I'm curious, other people I'm aware of with bits missing often wear a prosthesis. She doesn't and it just hangs there in shot, drawing attention to itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a good point
i dont know why, you could say i'm stumped
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Why should she be ashamed?
I think that she should have equal rights, but I do wonder - they would not hire an ugly man, so why a woman with a missing arm?

I am on a rant today though - I was accused (officially) of discrimination today because my job advert specified that I would only hire people who spoke French and this was unfair on those who did not.

This is from JobCentre+, not just a random nutter either.

They say that specifying a language discriminates against people from other countries.

I want a fucking translator!
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i didn't say she should be ashamed
I'm saying she's behaving differently to how I've seen other people deal with similar stuff on TV.

There's a bloke who's missing a hand who's sometimes on Saturday Kitchen and he wears a false plastic hand. I saw him cook several times before I noticed it was a bit shiney.

I just wonder if she's making a point by not wearing one. My gut feeling is that she wants to be famous - very famous indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps
it's uncomfortable, and if she manages without it why bother?
I am quite surprised people complain, they'll be moaning about Something Special next too.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post the chef you speak of is michael caines
he lost his good arm in a car accident and had to learn how to use the other instead. he is jolly good at holding vegetables with the plastic one as he swings his chopper
 (Stocksie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post She was born without the arm, and as a child wasn't made to feel she had to wear one? why change once shes older?
Maybe that chef fella lost his arm? Different strokes for different folks.

I think she should be proud of the way she looks, also I think if people think their kids are going to be scared of her, the first thing they should do is to sit them down and make them watch her. Otherwise theyre going to grow up believing disabled people should be hidden away from view or ashamed of them selves and hid their disabilities.

If she helps breed a sence of tollerence in kids by not being ashamed of her body all power to her
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it is a little bit of the....
positive discrimination mentioned in the article... the BBC wanting to make it noticable..etc etc

Certainly as mentioned aswell it will help parents talk to the children more about disabilities if its plainly on show.

What gripes me and the missus a little is that they actually have been hiding the missing limb from shot a lot.. behind books etc, which we thought was giving into the people complaining.

But anyway, dont matter who's presenting...the "do you know its springtime" song will be back soon. And i have learn't all the sign language i know from Justin (fav = green frog)
 (spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably never used one
She's had it from birth and seems to cope OK. Good luck to her.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Because she would be scarier as a cyborg!

(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post christ almighty... I'm pretty sure kids these days are subjected to far more scary things than friendly one-armed presenters.
scarier things like their own parents.
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post she seems
armless enough to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to hand it to her.
I can't put my finger on it, but I recognise her. Perhaps I saw her thumbing a lift. I'd nail her.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps she was the girl who gave you...
the elbow
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Something special...
What next?

Lets ban something special? It's a programme featuring disabled kids, so it must scare their kids as well.

F**king small minded petty bigots. I can't stand people who discriminate like this.
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
At least they have a one armed TV presenter!

When I where a kid, all we had was a home made bong and a bit of weed, some Frank Zappa LP's, hand fulls of gravel, a rolled up news paper and a cardboard box in the middle of road...

But we were happy!


You try telling that to kids of today...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post memories ;-)
but im wondering what the gravel, newspaper & cardboard box was for?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft. Kids these days. Pussies.
We had Timmy Mallet. And we truly knew what terror was.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post she'd be a hit with the kids
if she wore a false robot arm with flashing lights on
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Twats.
I have one eye, does that mean I shouldn't be a teacher? (and no, I'm not talking about all that court stuff, that's a different issue which is well hidden, and covered up thank you very much)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post my young un was a bit unsure...
i told her she was a pirate, and she probably had it bitten off by a shark or had it cleaved off with a cutlass!
she thinks its great now!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't this boil down to...
...Presenter forces parents to face their own prejudices...

...Parents complain...

...Kids couldn't give a monkeys, after all, they quite enjoy "in the night garden"...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing
They also have gay and black people on TV these days
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
This appears to be the actual origin of the article. Just this. Nothing more, nothing less. Fucking lazy hacks.

www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=980250

Username - Barry Scott. Lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Perspectives on the beatles I made this!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/bad9c70b2f7b45b693dd359163143da1_beatlespopeyoda.mp3


While going through song files I noticed that everyone and their dog has covered a Beatles song.
its nice to see so many styles and their unique perspective on how the Beatles influenced them, From almost exact reproduction to totally different.

Sarah McLaughlin
Allison Crowe
Johnathon Coulton
Rufus Wainwrighte
A Perfect Circle
Godhead
The Breeders

start at 11:30 if you don't like Acoustic
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Japan Bike Storage - Underground storage
This is just an awesome idea. I would put some of these in every major city. Just swipe your card, put the bike in a lock and when you come back to receive the bike simply swipe the card again and it will return your bike back to you.

Make sure you watch the video to see it in action.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post thats great... seems very extravagant though
I wonder if the same concept has been made for cars..
 (augsav, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I've often thought that
But then, what if there's a jam in the system? Your car might come out all screwed up, like when the photocopier goes wrong.
 (Necroflange, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
I think this might only be good if you don't value your bike that much. I can imagine things often going wrong
 (augsav, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There is at least one automat garage in Germany
The one I know about for sure is at a VW museum facility.
www.autostadt.de

there may be more somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have just seen the future of bike storage
and I like it! You do see a LOT of bikes in japan - their bike racks are almost as big as car parks
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see this in Amsterdam
All the bikes, and particularly the huge ramped storage section outside Centraal Station scare the bejesus out of me!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see it how it well it works after one of Japan's earthquakes

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOL
That looks great,but what makes this video epic is at 1.12

haha

Would have been funnier with spagetti cat
 (Miggyman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. What an excellent concept.

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
don't really see there's a need, every time i've been to japan bikes are just left up against railings with no locks... can only assume people do this because they don't get stolen. and there's never a shortage of things to lean other things on... just about anything will do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a link post Mamma said knock you out!
I'm gonna' knock you out....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeeeeeeeeah!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post is this a comeback?
BOOOOOOM!

EDIT :

POW! Take some of this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8MgCO9vLs
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post At the beginning of that he mentions 'The Hordes of Jericho', like the Prodigy track.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hordes?
I though it was Horns???? o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought it was hordes..
o_0

Ed: it IS horns.

HONK!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Beep! Beep!
The "Horns of Jericho" vocal is sampled from the album of the same name by Hijack - www.discogs.com/Hijack-The-Horns-Of-Jericho/release/248192
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ed: oooh, nice one, I'll check it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post GAZ me
And I'll Rapidshare it to you or similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
I must have half a dozen tracks kicking around my record box which sample various bits of that track - yet I've never heard it.

Thankyou for pointing me at it!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post More Blocks With Letters On
It's a sequel! To Blocks With Letters On!
 (__, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great news!
Bookmarked and clicked :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post PIGHILL My new web-place I made this!
After becoming on of the legions in the archaeological sector who have had been chucked out on their ear by the slowdown... I am striking out on my own.

Some of my reconstructions and illustrations.

 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo some very nice images and renders in there,
are those 3d studio, cinema 4d??

ps are the links that direct you from each section working correctly - I had to refresh the home page to get to the different sections...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 3ds
and I will investigate
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
thats fantastic!
do you use Vray for 3ds?
 (augsav, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cripes nooo
I have it running at the basic start up config
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post really? thats very good!
I need a few Vray tips :(
 (augsav, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit I have always stuck with the renderers that have come
built into 3ds
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Some nice work
But for the sake of web usability, please make the categories under your name links to those sections, and make your name itself a link to the home page.
 (I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They should be...
Cheers though, problem noted I will get them sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this

...and maybe a sneaky link to your cartoon work?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post All you have to do is learn
Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic and Ancient Egyptian and move to Israel, loads of demand for archaeologists there, I hear. Simple!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely excellent.
One day, when I have plenty of free time I want to learn how to do this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuuf!
Out of the umpteen peeps i know who were working in your field, only two still have jobs. Good luck and godspeed :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Les Triplettes de Belleville
A terribly charming little animation that was the intro to Belleville Rendezvous by Sylvain Chomet. A cracking little film that I would recommend to anyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that film.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It is an absolute winner!
Sorry to post right above you :(

Is it Foreign films you like or just this animation?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs!
No comments for me yet. Maybe it's not really that funny :(

I like all sorts - quirky animations are great, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you even seen The City of Lost Children?
It is a french film, but it is absolutely fantastic! It is a sci fi joint, but well worth a watch!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - it's great!
Delicatessen, too...
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i never noticed the other times i watched the film
but that looks like django reinhardt with a missing finger on the geetar...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post Icebreaker duck I made this!
A rare moment of drama in a duck's life. Inane comments are by me and some friends. For duck fans only.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I envision the Russians building a giant nuclear-powered one
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
This must happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ducks
win the award for best animal ever.
I want an icebreaker duck
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see to it that you receive one
by return of post!
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Science from the Sporran - Invisibility I made this!
This came out on Thursday, sorry it's taken me so long to post - we're nearly at the end of the series, so if anyone has any ideas for the style of series 2, please let me know.

Meanwhile...

Subsequent to a typical indulgence in his reveries, the daring nature of Dr Ernest Otherford's character compels him to re-enact one particular jaunt: that is to say, obscurity. Post-haste, the dexterous doctor fashions a circumstance of invisibility within a large Pyrex(R) basin by the witty employment of amber-coloured oil derived from vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic, as ever :)
May I suggest a Roman style series?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nice work!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Bellowhead
Just to get the pissing Schoolgirl from the top spot. I saw this band on Friday and they were ruddy ace.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bellowhead are awesome!
I saw a little duo called The Dealers last week, they played at my folk club. They were extremely good too!

Edit: Not a great quality vid, but hey :)

It was only the woman and the crazy haired dude off to the right that were playing, but they were extremely powerful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbItiazevM
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She is so purty
loved this vid

facebook group - www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dealers/20527502872

top find
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They are ace
thank you
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Girl on fart powered chair NSFW
I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be but she looks quite cute...

Possibly NSFW, due to flatulent noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What the bollocking fuck?
That had nothing to do with anything in the world
 (chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
This indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haaha
look on the channel, i fecking love this :D
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, even more weirdness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOF3CbHjanY

eh eh eh??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - was just going to post that myself ....
she is making some fucking oddness I tell thee.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post raising the odness scale on YouTube
by a good few notches indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i likes it
its like a year 9 drama improv session
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Strange
I do like the way the boy says "hellooo" though, sounds like the bald fella off of rocky horror. O' Brien, you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this should have got a oscar
for most wtf lol film
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post taking the piss out of school girls banned
is everything we love to do going to be legislated against?
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS - NSFW ??
Dick
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post pissing anime jap school girl
the usual...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS!
What a cunt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I work from home so it's a welcome break for the norm ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I am at home too.
But don't really get the Hentai thing :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh same here
I'm not a fan of cartoon porn, but haven't seen that site before, crazy japs!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you are!
You're a yifftard too you pervert! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah yifftard!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I am at work
but luckily we make jap-themed golden shower animations and this has got everyone in the office pumped
 (Stocksie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
You said pumped!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
result!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Schoolgirl Urine Trader Busted"
A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time.

The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony:

“It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.”



It's essentially a Hentai site with a big picture of a manga schoolgirl, legs akimbo - rest of site is adorned with other topless / underage typical manga shit.

Great thing to come onto your screen whilst at a client eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post especially if they get a boner
and start masturbating
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post After the..
Hands of whoever was behind me started massaging my neck and shoulders I closed the lid...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Argh! Thanks for the warning!
Am in a study room full of students and staff, wouldn't have enjoyed explaining that one.

31eeweep, you are an utter bumwasp.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You say that...
... but I need a slash every time I beat a new song.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay For Lars!
Good to see him get to air time over here!
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post Collection of flash physics games
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
doubley so as the site isn;t blocked by work (yet)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks co-pres :D
Also, I need to TJ you, so um...sorry?

A b3tan was asking me about help with a snoring partner the other day and it brought to light just how many of us are struggling to find a solution. I found a good solution with some very effective ear plugs from the British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association, and as such they fairly regularly email me with offers that I can't usually use because I'm well stocked up on what I need...sooo, in the least spammy way possible, does anyone want a £5 voucher code for the site?


Edit: I've recently played through Super Stacker and Totem Destroyer 2 (infact that one is still open because it has loads of extra stuff to unlock/play!), they're great fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a problem for me miss.
Mainly because I am all alone and I am the snorer ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Snore fixes
1) A gentle nudge. Sounds odd but it works on some snorers

2) Close/open mouth. I snore if I sleep with my mouth open, my friend does if she sleeps with it closed. Tryign to keep your mouth open/closed before you go to bed does make a difference.

3) That nose tape stuff. it does work if the other 2 don't.

4) If you want earplugs then try your local chemist or music instrument shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post snore fixing:
Electrocution.

No srsly.

You can buy little watch-like devices that you wear when you sleep, and if you snore loudly, it gives you a zap. You can set the zap from 1 - 10, and 10 is a mother fucker.

However, my ex used to snore like a freight train, and slept like a dead log. Even the 10 setting wouldn't wake her from a deep sleep.

If it's a severe case, there's the surgery option, or you can choose to sleep with an anti-snore mask on, but they look really uncomfortable (they basically force air down your throat while you sleep to stop the soft flappy bit from vibrating)

Thanks for the tip on the earplugs though - I live on a very noisy road, and the bog standard plugs from boots don't help that much.

Phwooar, Jessie TJ'd me. I feel so dirty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Put them up on RetailMeNot:
www.retailmenot.com
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee Hee
'Physics Invaders' is fun! I like the way your shots cen get the little buggers on the way back down again as well... :)

If you like physics games, I recommend you seek out 'PhuN'. It's not quite as intuitive as a lot of the flash ones, but you can make some fantastic contraptions with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post KITTENS (make the world a nicer place)
I watched this and felt all warm inside ;)
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *fetches sack and bricks*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Heretic !!! *fetches wood and petrol* Burn him !
;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww.. Floooff!
Yonks ago, I used to work for a little old lady who bred pedigree persian cats. The 'Birthing Bay' was her downstairs lav, as it was easy to keep very warm. One of the mums was very particular about her kittens, and had a dislike for boys. It was only through careful regular checking we learned this, as we discovered her in the act of standing with her forelegs on the edge of the lavatory seat about to drop one of the little tykes in. We taped the lid down after that but the two male kittens had to be hand-reared...

Flooooooff!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are
all cats fucking mental?

I've never understood this, had two of my own (one now dead) and I for years thought of them as quite simple creatures, but as they got older, one of them died, I went away for a few months, etc. etc. it seems that yes, they are thick as shit, but they're not quite as simple as I always thought they were; they seem to go into some sort of depression after the death or depature of a companion (I definitely don't want to say mourning) and they all seem to have some kind of neurosis.

Is it to do with improper rearing by humans as the surrogate mother, or what? Whatever the reason many many cats are absolutely bat-shit insane (current cat seems quite normal, if a little soft, hasn't hunted anything for years and is entirely dependent on people).
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Manipulation by Daniel Greaves
This won the oscar for short animated film at the 1991 Oscars.

Hope you enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you reckon to last nights winner?
I havnt seen it, but I was definalty rooting for Presto to win
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Presto is good,
but La Maison en petits cubes is very good too :)

You can watch it here :)

Part 1

Part 2

To be honest with you, I wanted This Way Up to win, by Smith and Foulkes to win myself. I haven't got a full length copy of it, but I saw it a couple of months back somewhere. I wish I could still find it :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrGvv-5_G1Y

To be honest with you, this has been one of the strongest years in a long while. Presto, Lavatory - Lovestory, Oktapodi, La Maison and This Way Up, in my opinion, would all have been winners if it weren't such a strong field.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just offer you a MASSIVE thank you.
I don't think I've not been completely thrilled with all the animations you've been posting here of late. Cheers mate!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thank you for your kind words :)
If you check my response to Jorvic above, you can see the film that won last night :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post its mountain magic!
... with jack and jill teets?
 (PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Video made up of 6000 paintings.
Ronseal.

In the words of the NTNON team: Nice video, shame about the song
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post i still dont get
how this is a video made up of 6000 paintings, anymore than it is an "animation"

which is a bit like saying the lion king is a film made of 10,billion paintings??

am i missing something?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is more about the fact that they are paintings,
i.e. oil on canvas rather than lithographs or whatever.

Reminds me of this video which is stunning!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuw-MgMgYQg
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
exactly, this is the definition of an animation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the point is that it's actual oil-painting rather than frame-based line-drawing.
Song's not that bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Flying a model plane indoors.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that looked difficult to do
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know from trying
that that person is geeeenius!
 (I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
that is chuffing impressive. clickywoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post "Provisioners of America's Finest Plural Clothing"
check out the 'couch dress'
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
wtf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.pantalaine.com/windupdressup.html
www.pantalaine.com/windupdressup.html
The caption on this one is so so SO wrong!
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post omg
that just makes no sense for anything. What a weird bunch of people they are to try selling that
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the dance shoes
The man's shoes already stepping onthe lady's
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Those pillow fighter pants are da bomb!

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:34, Reply)

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