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Not interest in being, er, flushed but I don't want to go there if that's how they do it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
it was just an incredibly poorly timed picture following an unfortunate incident involving a badly manufactured hose and a woman with a particularly powerful diaphragm?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:20, Reply)
For the few politics geeks.
Jack Straw vetoes Freedom of Information request.
Based on the famous Guardian 'Points of View' commercial.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:47, Reply)
not sure how many people are going to get the reference though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
I'm not too bothered about folk not getting the reference otherwise I would hardly be posting anything on b3ta.com :-)
If they're interested in politics they might get it. If not, they won't even press the play button.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
I have a political thing to post here in the near future - just need No. 10 to approve my petition request!
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then I suggest you do so immediately.
www.petitiononline.com/squan/petition.html
It's very important.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
It's huge deal, and it's so clear that they have a lot to hide.
Woo to you though!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
A few threads down people were complaining about there not being a good version of the Gantz Graf video on youtube.
Well look here, someone's uploaded a high-res version.
You
For those who don't know what this is, well, I probably wouldn't watch it where there are easily distracted people nearby.
Also it makes a lot more sense the 4th or 5th time.
Edit: Can't believe it's only 4 minutes long.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
that is immense.
*goes off to find a 1080px torrent of it*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Used to love them though. Saw them in Ipswich one time.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Draft 7.30 was pretty cool, but after Amber and Incunabula I rarely listened to anything they released.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
According to Wiki, the NME reviewed this by calling it a 'festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank.'
^ this
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
The first time I saw it I just thought it was white noise.
Oh, and fuck anything the NME says about anything by the way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
Don't they report on Indie rock/guitar bands? Last I recall Autechre wasn't an Indie rock/guitar band.
Anyway, it's a fantastic visual representation of the music.
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It's really shown me how much they just recycle press releases and rumours and how little they really know about them.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
edit: "Other hits include '56k Modem'".
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
but that just sounds like random sounds, rather than sounds composed in such a way to make a meaningful music.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
There *is* a tune underneath all that though, it just takes a while to find it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
The 20th century composer Luciano Berio said it best when he said "Music is what one hears with the intention of hearing music"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:01, Reply)
fucking 'mon. Love these guys, absolute visionaries. They still haven't beaten Confield though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
backwards or something? I get the impression it would sound better played the other way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
What can I say; It's a game we can all relate to.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEAHK9SD3FA
You have to just simply guess that you are in posession of some pills.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
I was missing 'shitting at the starting gun'.
But now I know.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7909561.stm
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Retired airman Stan Still, 76, from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, said his name had been "a blooming millstone around my neck my entire life".
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Like Carol Smilie.
Weird scottish spelling like Mingus/Menzies.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:02, Reply)
Space Nazis and all that..
Here's the full teaser / trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
but the amount of time it has been in "the works" now, and the hype it tries to generate about itself.... Hmmmm hopes not high
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
which took, I think, 5 years and was made mostly in some guy's kitchen.
I have high hopes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
They are taking on a huge thing with very little cash. So good for em
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
helps turn unintelligable psychedelic ramblings into valuable tax returns.
Personal favourite is Neil Young :-P
GC shot Phil Mitchell
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Bizzarely theres a remake on the way.
www.variety.com/article/VR1118000533.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
day of 50 films they are remaking at the moment. I'll find it, but be warned, it will make your blood boil!
EDIT: Here you go.... b3ta.com/board/9171072
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
"Rosemary’s Baby
produced by Michael Bay"
That could be even more of a crime than the Wicker Man remake.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
There are some terribly badly judged remakes there though. As I said when I first saw it, Arthur without Dudley Moore? Fuck off! The Birds? There is a reason why hitchcock films still sell so well. Angel Heart? Seriously? One of the best films of the 90s.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
apart from the Rose MacGowan ones - I'd go gay for her :-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Best line of any film, ever.
Tim Currie is God.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
for me. Haven't heard it in years :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
It seems unlikely that it was named after him.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:34, Reply)
You are probably right. Being Southampton, I would wager that it was a Naval captain or such :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:36, Reply)
The version of the story that I heard was that the singer blokey's ex-g/f was a heroin user. It's about her.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
I thought it was about their break-up as friends. But hey, who cares. It is a great song whoever it is about :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
With the exception of this and "Every Day should be a Holiday", the album was crap, though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I think the last time I listened to it in any form was when Get Off came out and there was a live version on one of the b-sides.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
They always were a singles band.
Can't stand 'Bohemian Like You' BTW.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Bohemain Like You was probably the worst song on it though.
I think this was prolly my fave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5kQWjhyeg
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
and Peter Sutcliffe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
The Sun does this now and again, printing stories from years ago and hiding the actual date somewhere near the end (Harry's "Paki" video etc)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Ho-hum
*puts hammer back in shed*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Will it flop, or will it flid? Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)
That looks like it is so horrendous it will be good :D
That last scene proper caught me off guard :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, Reply)
"There's no such thing as an intrinsic field. But if there were..."
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
this man so reminds me of this man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPb8e7USqI
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Anyone else see this and think Rorschasch rip off?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=juRFUVTHQJI
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
(Although, in fairness, there's no preview pane.)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
Web filter blocked the stallion link. Now I can see (from the front-on photo) that he isn't transparent at all, rather has been covered in a durable LCD screen which displays fish organs. Or, someone is using one of those school OHPs to project fish organs into the sea and the fish has walked in front of it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Made me laugh....and hungry.
No visuals but maybe you can entertain yourselves by doing some mid-90's rave moves...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
Barry Schwartz makes a passionate call for "practical wisdom" as an antidote to a society gone mad with bureaucracy. He argues powerfully that rules often fail us, incentives often backfire, and practical, everyday wisdom will help rebuild our world.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
Theres also an hour long google tech talk if you want more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy8R5TZNV1A
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
What he says about incentives is really spot on.
The Adam Curtis series 'The Trap' has a lot of good stuff on this too.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Just found this - the first track off the new Doves album. And it a blinder!
Sorry no video to go with it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
They are playing The Forum next month. I hope I can go....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
seeing them next month in coventry! I really cant wait!
also! have a search for Kingdom of Rust on youtube as its there next single :D
edit : I also think you can still download this song off the Doves website
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
that sounds really bloody good.
I'd happily bum Doves. They're amazing.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
I saw them supporting Travis at Wembley 8 years ago and they absolutely blew everyone away.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:28, Reply)
The 'Gentleman' post yesterday reminded me of this. It's 'Szerencsétlen' from Rossz csillag alatt született, with a truly awesome video that starts doing that synchronised visual distortion stuff like in 'gantz_graf' by Autechre, sort of.
It's a tune, anyway.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
Is fucking awesome. The video degrade technique is also used in Come To Daddy by Aphex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
He used the visual distortion syncing technique on Autechre's 'Second Bad Vilbel', stuff like that makes me absurdly happy.
Alex Rutterford reckons 'gantz_graf' was the result of an LSD trip. I think it probably was. Shame it looks like shit on Youtube, really. It was worth buying the dvd.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
since all one take, no wirefu or speed of the camera.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
How do you get a 10, throw an actual hadoken?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Remember that guy who got conned on facebook into driving to Scotland to meet an imaginary girl?
It's been posted on the msn website...But they missed an important part of the story....
....kind of pointless story if you don't mention it.
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www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news2/700-mile-drive-revealed-Facebook.4982882.jp
the bit about the pool i guess...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, Reply)
The video of him sucking a dildo?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
I remember this. Why did they miss the dildo bit out? They normally refer to it as a sex act in the media - why not here?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
he has a four-eared-old son.
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