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This is a link post You're doing it wrong
Colonic Hydrotherapy treatment
Real linky to lastminute

Not interest in being, er, flushed but I don't want to go there if that's how they do it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post where do i sign up?
*rubs thigh*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
it was just an incredibly poorly timed picture following an unfortunate incident involving a badly manufactured hose and a woman with a particularly powerful diaphragm?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Jack Straw vetoes publication of Iraq minutes I made this!
For the few politics geeks.
Jack Straw vetoes Freedom of Information request.
Based on the famous Guardian 'Points of View' commercial.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this,
not sure how many people are going to get the reference though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
I'm not too bothered about folk not getting the reference otherwise I would hardly be posting anything on b3ta.com :-)
If they're interested in politics they might get it. If not, they won't even press the play button.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely.
I have a political thing to post here in the near future - just need No. 10 to approve my petition request!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish someone would do a petition to bring back Walkers pickled onion crisps

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you haven't signed my petition,
then I suggest you do so immediately.

www.petitiononline.com/squan/petition.html

It's very important.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So little has been made of the information. Cameron and the plane today completely submerged it.
It's huge deal, and it's so clear that they have a lot to hide.

Woo to you though!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Autechre - Gantz Graf - HD 720p version
A few threads down people were complaining about there not being a good version of the Gantz Graf video on youtube.
Well look here, someone's uploaded a high-res version.
You may need to click on the link then click on 'watch in high res' to get the full effect.

For those who don't know what this is, well, I probably wouldn't watch it where there are easily distracted people nearby.
Also it makes a lot more sense the 4th or 5th time.
Edit: Can't believe it's only 4 minutes long.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not easy on the ears.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because it was made in a toilet

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
that is immense.

*goes off to find a 1080px torrent of it*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped listening after Chiastic Slide
Used to love them though. Saw them in Ipswich one time.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I consider myself one of the old school Warp fans
Draft 7.30 was pretty cool, but after Amber and Incunabula I rarely listened to anything they released.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
According to Wiki, the NME reviewed this by calling it a 'festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank.'

^ this
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not for everyone.
The first time I saw it I just thought it was white noise.

Oh, and fuck anything the NME says about anything by the way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post NME
Don't they report on Indie rock/guitar bands? Last I recall Autechre wasn't an Indie rock/guitar band.

Anyway, it's a fantastic visual representation of the music.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They are under the delusion that they know about "new music" in general.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They sort of do.
Just in one genre.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a couple of indie bands who've been featured in NME a fair bit.
It's really shown me how much they just recycle press releases and rumours and how little they really know about them.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
need : Click 'HD' in the menu on the right.

edit: "Other hits include '56k Modem'".
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe i'm speaking out of turn
but that just sounds like random sounds, rather than sounds composed in such a way to make a meaningful music.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more about the watching than the listening.
There *is* a tune underneath all that though, it just takes a while to find it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post is music meant to be meaningful?
The 20th century composer Luciano Berio said it best when he said "Music is what one hears with the intention of hearing music"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YAS
fucking 'mon. Love these guys, absolute visionaries. They still haven't beaten Confield though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this being played
backwards or something? I get the impression it would sound better played the other way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, lovely, cheers for this
but I have the dvd :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Shit Your Pants
What can I say; It's a game we can all relate to.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially since we all played it last week.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post twice

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post About ten times for me.
Never did figure out how to be king.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *pull door open*
*take off trousers*
*Sit on toilet*
*shit*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't make you king
You need to go through all the levels
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post theres a walkthrough on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEAHK9SD3FA

You have to just simply guess that you are in posession of some pills.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Or type "look at pants"
I must be old.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "look at hair" was good too.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I took the pills.
I was missing 'shitting at the starting gun'.
But now I know.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post if you examine your pants you find them

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Another improbable name
This one can't be real.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
Yes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Genuine Laugh Out Loud on that one :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7909561.stm
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Retired airman Stan Still, 76, from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, said his name had been "a blooming millstone around my neck my entire life".


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Call yourself Stanley then ya mad old dick!!
:p
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
So I clicked I like this!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha that can't be real!

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post turns out it is
www.specialistinfo.com/consget.php?con=smelpubl01
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffft!
b3tan sub-editor at the beeb?

Newsletter that critter!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Best. One. Ever
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post genuine chair lols!
see you in the newsletter!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pronounced 'Smiley'
Like Carol Smilie.

Weird scottish spelling like Mingus/Menzies.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
hurrah!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Iron Sky FIlm: Lead actress revealed
Space Nazis and all that..



Here's the full teaser / trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love this film to be great
but the amount of time it has been in "the works" now, and the hype it tries to generate about itself.... Hmmmm hopes not high
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post These are the creators of Star Wreck
which took, I think, 5 years and was made mostly in some guy's kitchen.

I have high hopes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post looks nice
hopefully not another Sky Captain though...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I really do wish em all the best
They are taking on a huge thing with very little cash. So good for em
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post Rock Star Tax Accountant
helps turn unintelligable psychedelic ramblings into valuable tax returns.

Personal favourite is Neil Young :-P

GC shot Phil Mitchell
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I liked Cher and the reaction to Bono :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post Classic scene from "Clue"
Bizzarely theres a remake on the way.
www.variety.com/article/VR1118000533.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE Clue.
I HATE remakes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I CONCUR

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pasanonic posted a link the other
day of 50 films they are remaking at the moment. I'll find it, but be warned, it will make your blood boil!

EDIT: Here you go.... b3ta.com/board/9171072
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pasanonic often has that effect ; )

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking shit.
"Rosemary’s Baby
produced by Michael Bay"

That could be even more of a crime than the Wicker Man remake.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
There are some terribly badly judged remakes there though. As I said when I first saw it, Arthur without Dudley Moore? Fuck off! The Birds? There is a reason why hitchcock films still sell so well. Angel Heart? Seriously? One of the best films of the 90s.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this angers me..
apart from the Rose MacGowan ones - I'd go gay for her :-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Body's body! It's gone!
Best line of any film, ever.

Tim Currie is God.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Communism was just a red herring"

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post I just opened up youtube and this was recommended
for me. Haven't heard it in years :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's about the guy from the Brian Jonestown Massacre, isn't it?

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Anton Newcombe.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to live on Newcombe Road in Southampton.
It seems unlikely that it was named after him.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
You are probably right. Being Southampton, I would wager that it was a Naval captain or such :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
The version of the story that I heard was that the singer blokey's ex-g/f was a heroin user. It's about her.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh really?
I thought it was about their break-up as friends. But hey, who cares. It is a great song whoever it is about :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey. That takes me back.
With the exception of this and "Every Day should be a Holiday", the album was crap, though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post True dat.
I think the last time I listened to it in any form was when Get Off came out and there was a live version on one of the b-sides.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think their next album was better, but yes.
They always were a singles band.
Can't stand 'Bohemian Like You' BTW.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, I really enjoyed 13 tales from urban Bohemia.
Bohemain Like You was probably the worst song on it though.

I think this was prolly my fave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5kQWjhyeg
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Frank Bruno meets a sinister, mysogynystic freak
and Peter Sutcliffe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Comment of the week.
:o)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
He looks a lot younger than 62.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "The meeting took place in 1991"

The Sun does this now and again, printing stories from years ago and hiding the actual date somewhere near the end (Harry's "Paki" video etc)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh,
well spotted
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And here I was, thinking he'd discovered the secret of eternal youth
Ho-hum
*puts hammer back in shed*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post French Baby plays rubgy
silly headline, that is all
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Kung Fu Flid film trailer
Will it flop, or will it flid? Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
That looks like it is so horrendous it will be good :D

That last scene proper caught me off guard :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fucked up!
i must watch this!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post The Science of "Watchmen"
"There's no such thing as an intrinsic field. But if there were..."
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
how desperately tenuous!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
this man so reminds me of this man

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPb8e7USqI

:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me
of Needle-Nose Ned!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NED! *punches*

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Anyone else see this and think Rorschasch rip off?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=juRFUVTHQJI
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post A fish with a transparent fucking skull
ronseal
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
www.b3ta.com/links/Transparent_head_fish
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even off the bottom of the page
(Although, in fairness, there's no preview pane.)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm happy anyways
Web filter blocked the stallion link. Now I can see (from the front-on photo) that he isn't transparent at all, rather has been covered in a durable LCD screen which displays fish organs. Or, someone is using one of those school OHPs to project fish organs into the sea and the fish has walked in front of it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Sara Cox Food Song
Made me laugh....and hungry.

No visuals but maybe you can entertain yourselves by doing some mid-90's rave moves...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post TED talk on prctical wisdom
Barry Schwartz makes a passionate call for "practical wisdom" as an antidote to a society gone mad with bureaucracy. He argues powerfully that rules often fail us, incentives often backfire, and practical, everyday wisdom will help rebuild our world.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this guy
Theres also an hour long google tech talk if you want more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy8R5TZNV1A
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
thanks for that
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of posting this here, oh well.
What he says about incentives is really spot on.
The Adam Curtis series 'The Trap' has a lot of good stuff on this too.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post Roll on April 6th
Just found this - the first track off the new Doves album. And it a blinder!

Sorry no video to go with it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds aces!
They are playing The Forum next month. I hope I can go....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I fooking love the doves
seeing them next month in coventry! I really cant wait!

also! have a search for Kingdom of Rust on youtube as its there next single :D


edit : I also think you can still download this song off the Doves website
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis true....
www.doves.net/home/
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post RESULT!
cheers for that!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post devvo is ace

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post my my
that sounds really bloody good.

I'd happily bum Doves. They're amazing.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^^^
I saw them supporting Travis at Wembley 8 years ago and they absolutely blew everyone away.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post Venetian Snares vs Tom and Jerry
The 'Gentleman' post yesterday reminded me of this. It's 'Szerencsétlen' from Rossz csillag alatt született, with a truly awesome video that starts doing that synchronised visual distortion stuff like in 'gantz_graf' by Autechre, sort of.

It's a tune, anyway.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
*plays this and the video below*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Gantz Graf
Is fucking awesome. The video degrade technique is also used in Come To Daddy by Aphex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm, Chris Cunningham is a genius.
He used the visual distortion syncing technique on Autechre's 'Second Bad Vilbel', stuff like that makes me absurdly happy.

Alex Rutterford reckons 'gantz_graf' was the result of an LSD trip. I think it probably was. Shame it looks like shit on Youtube, really. It was worth buying the dvd.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post choreographed fight what puts many film fight scens to shame.
since all one take, no wirefu or speed of the camera.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And that only scored 9.8?
How do you get a 10, throw an actual hadoken?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheheh!
top smackdown on 0.58
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post Mainstream website misses the joke...
Remember that guy who got conned on facebook into driving to Scotland to meet an imaginary girl?

It's been posted on the msn website...But they missed an important part of the story....

....kind of pointless story if you don't mention it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?
I don't remember the original - what's missing?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit where the victim of the prank stuck a sex toy in his mouth.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news2/700-mile-drive-revealed-Facebook.4982882.jp

the bit about the pool i guess...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Again, missing a major part of the story!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? Which bit did they miss out?
The video of him sucking a dildo?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post BING!
You win a fetching picnic set!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post OOohs, Aaahhs... Aplause...

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
you never said it was a quiz... no fair.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He threw a kettle over a pub!
That's the REAL quiz!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha.
I remember this. Why did they miss the dildo bit out? They normally refer to it as a sex act in the media - why not here?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the second last line
he has a four-eared-old son.
((O)) *
-|-
/ \

*this does not constitue an image
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)

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