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This is a link post Jill Tarter: Why the search for alien intelligence matters
this is why I love TED videos.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Lady-Icke ?

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post um
that was a very dull talk about nothing new. i like ted, but that is far from its best talk
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
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(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Scamming the scammers
Apologies if this an old story but the owner of this site was on radio 4 this pm and was extemely erudite and funny. Thought I'd share.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
erudite he may be but he doesn't know when a semi-colon is appropriate
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You seen
www.419eater.com/

Their goal is to get scamemrs to waste as much time and money as possible. My favorite one has to be www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm where they get the scammer to re enact the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" scetch among other things
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post Another printer jam tune
from the early days of information super highway junk
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
The guy in the brown shirt is none other than Eric Fensler. He's the one responsible for the G.I. Joe PSAs way back when.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, Reply)
This is a link post Breaking News!!! America Invented the Automobile. USA USA USA!!!
Oh dear, I honestly thought Obama wasnt going to be just another ignorant fuckwit.

This guys comment kind of sums it all up

"Well if Al Gore can invent the internet and John McCain can invent the Blackberry, then why can't America invent the automobile? "
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
The birth of the automobile isn't as clear-cut as saying it happened on date X courtesy of inventor Y.

Check out American George Brayton 6 years before Benz with an internal combustion engine, or George Seldon beating Benz to market with a practically-sized model by several years, and whose patent included a 4-wheel car rather than just the engine. Who should rightfully get the credit? Does choosing "wrong" really make one an ignorant fuckwit?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post if you're on b3ta and you try to give America credit for anything
then yes, it does. Or at least you're made to feel that way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's times like these
that I really love having a British manwife to hide behind. That way no one can see me dribbling and eating pork rinds whilst staring vacantly into the middle distance.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...................
Nicolas Cugnot a French inventor built a steam powered car in 1769. It is actually rumoured that an Italian priest, Ferdinand Verbiest, may have built the first steam powered automobile as early as 1672.
Benz built a three-wheeled car using an internal combustion engine in 1885 and was selling them by 1887 and a 4 wheel version 4 years later.

With regards to George Brayton, he may or may not have invented the internal combustion engine before Benz, however history recognises inventors by the date of their patents and his wasnt granted till 1895. This is the reason that Thomas Edison still gets the credit for inventing the incandescent light bulb even though he was beaten to it by others.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously
there's *no* right answer to this. It's the same for the telephone, television, light bulb and many more beside.
But his statement suits its purpose. Which just goes to prove that semantics and multiple choice answers are your friends when speech-writing. Nothing more, dearie.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
not quite sure where the jump too "he's an idiot" came from in op
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I disagree, there is a right answer
History and patents decide who invented what, rightly or wrongly. I could quite easily fraudulently claim to have invented the iPhone however I have no legal proof that I did so. That is why legally recognised patents are used to determine who has the right to claim an invention. The person who gets their application approved first wins that right, rightly or wrongly and for the sakes of this argument the inventor of the first auto mobile using an internal combustion engine was most certainly a German.
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This is a normal post Ford be blessed

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:52, Reply)
This is a link post Annoying and odd woman talks bollocks about masturbation
This woman has a few videos on here and she pretends to go into some kind of trance where she is under control from external forces before spurting out a load of bullshit.

Yes it's thoroughly annoying, I want to slap her round the face for suggesting that masturbation is the cause of paedophillia and rape...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
just to see her face when i fwap all over it!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ironically I was wanking whilst watching this vid
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that not just a coincidence?
Now maybe of you had been shafting yourself up the arse with a dead, lubed up rat, that might have a sense of irony about it... perhaps?

It's a tricky one is irony.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I always have trouble with the part where the sleeves meet the main body of the shirt.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I would
if she didn't talk, not once.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
she spent all that time and from what i can gather only came up with the following unfounded points:

1.Humans need visual or sensual experience to masturbate (untrue i masturbate from thought alone)

2. eventually this escalates to finding arousal in everything (non sequiter)

3. not being able to get sex from a normal relationship leads to anger which is manifested in abuse (again, non sequiter)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, right on brother!
what does non sequiter mean btw?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post no idea
but it gives me the horn!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a logical fallacy
it means that one thing doesn't neccesarily lead to another, so masturbating a lot doesn't nesisarily lead to getting aroused all the time, that is a nonsense
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah more of the complete opposite
surely constant wanking will reduce your labido.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Nope - that's a non sequitur
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's like she is some cult leader or something
she seems to love the word manifest too.

wtf is "sensual" experience anyway? Is that like every sense? If so then yeah, you need those to pretty much function full stop lol!

Dappy cult leaders these days!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yeah...it manifests itself in the manifestation

i meant sensory rather than sensual, shes saying you need some external sensory input to masturbate
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post is she drunk?

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she might have been
sniffing the old lighter fuel by the sounds of things
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Masturbation also causes
epilepsy, according to my 1896 medical textbook.
But it's okay, because apparently you can avoid a fit by sniffing poppers.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
*wank*

*sniff*

*wank*

*sniff*

this is hard work
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a he

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbians lesbians happy a free with each other
Lesbians lesbians women making love........with one another.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you, baked potato.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online NSFW
No other way to describe it other than the title
The video is safe to view just some of the Lyrics aren't
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post riiight
the preview button function doesn't seem to be working, seeing as i've seen that here before, and that link is purple
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you came accross it through other non B3ta surfing
Dont be ashamed were all friends here :)


Edit: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

Does not want!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post actually
i might have seen it through TVF :D

edit, nope, and there's no other site which i could have seen this on
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a
search on the site and it didn't turn the link up,
Apologies if it has been posted before though
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post its fine
as long as it doesn't get posted like the diesel video :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
I'm pretty sure I have seen this online.

I think it's called docking... :\
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's close
but I think cockdocking (the dotcom is really not sfw) is putting cock A into the foreskin of cock B.

I think the video is talking about the more extreme form though, and the writers clearly haven't spent as much time looking for porn as I have.

edit: cockdockers is the dotcom you don't want to see
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it seems that
the first link of "Sites in brief" from newsletter 110 is along the expected lines
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue110/
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i posted this a week or so ago
so ner to you
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ...Meatotomy?

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Metronomy - A Thing For Me
I'm not to good with these descriptions, which is why I guess my links are often overlooked, so I'll resort to cheap tac-tics.

WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO, IT'S VERY GOOD.
IT'S GOT A KARAOKE BALL BOUNCING ON PEOPLES HEADS AND IT'S QUITE A CATCHY TUNE.

enjoy.
:)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wicked
didn't think i like the tune to start with, but really grew by the end of the video.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I thought that to start with
but I like Metronomy so I thought I'd give it a go.
Result!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Gives a WHOLE new meaning to "Honey Trap"
There was a mouse in the house.......the cat failed to catch it....but the honey jar did NOT.

Enjoy.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post let him go!

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post now what do you use
to catch the honey trap?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrible lady!
oh dear.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a
pretty mouse
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks more like a shrew to me
long back legs and elongated nose...

Still, cute and funny. Shame about the annoying voice. 'Oh my gosh'
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be pedantic
But that is the original meaning of "honey trap".
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction
Fan Fiction by: Peter Chimaera
Narration by: Cannon590A
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post clicks I like this fastly

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this video was the reason the phrase "WTF?" was invented.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
epic.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Cave Of Doom I made this!
Keep a weather eye out for a real life pirate, courtesy of www.backhairpirates.com. Arrr!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love ONN
but this:
www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of
this is the very best one ever!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I work with someone
who thought www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary was a real product launch.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i convinced my girlfriend
www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0
this was a true story, yes she is quite thick.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Porphyrophobia - A long awaited new song off my SECOND ALBUM!!!!! I made this!
Yup, it's coming. Second album lols are around the corner!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work dude.
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! I love this.
I was listening to Awkward Ballads just the other day while I was doing the washing up, and wondering if there would be another Milsomfest coming soon. And there is! Hurray!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Love your first album. Looking forward to getting my grubby little mitts on this one too!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!
Bring on the new album!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a link post Zero Punctuation rolls around again
this time poking its stubby fingers in the holes of F.E.A.R 2

Oh and heres Unskippable as well because I like it
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/567-The-Bouncer
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love his reviews
Great little vids.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh! It's my b3ta day.
Yippee!

Everyone can come over my place for a party sausage.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 years and not a donation.
tsk tsk.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Sherman with a balloon
Another Parry Gripp production
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post USA "a laptop per child" John Lennon TV ad, done with Yoko's permission
They seem to have gotten the SHITTEST impersonator or computer to do the voice - I've heard loads better, from the likes of Peter Serafinowicz for one
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. And the "mouth on" effect looks pretty crap.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
that was really very bad
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it sounds odd yes
maybe they got a really good John Lennon impersonator and the advert came out a bit long, and they went, "fuck it lads, we'll just speed it up, job done"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i still dont get this
wouldnt all that money be better spent on feeding them, even if some believe it, a porn addiction doesnt remove the need to feed
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Get that man a Vicks Inhaler, stat!

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yoko's permission = it's going to be shit

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It
sounds more like Harold Wilson.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Q. What's small, yellow and lives off dead beatles?

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that may be Peter Serafinowicz doing the voice,
it sounds like his impression that he does...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Very similar to my last Post,
For those of you That loved Acro 2,

Have another version of it, Huzzah!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post The Chin Review #3 I made this!
Julian & Tarquin plunge into the world of VHS and novel surnames for another review.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
wonderfully silly!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Jonathan Cake..
...has his very own fansite: www.geocities.com/cakecrumbca/

Some of the fan poems are frighteningly bizarre/awesome.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I particularly enjoyed the Parkinson bit :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like to think Parkinson would enjoy that too...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You made the chin reviews =O
I watched the first two so many times, it reminds me of Reeves and Mortimer.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love these
I also pronounced Siobhan like that until I was about 12. :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post These are so good.
Thank you for another one!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooyay!
Still chuckling over "....DEATH LISTS!" from the last one. Keep it up!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
please do more. these are amazing!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post My gas mask thingy was on attack of the show yesterday I made this!
they were very nice about me
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh! I know a famous person!
*applause*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you msut do some kids songs
to get moar mentions i recommend pop goes the weasel
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post sponge monkeys? SPONGE????
pah, the man knows naught...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i get that all the time
really, all the time. i blame sponge bob square pants myself
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah spong bob square pants is a programme I'd watch.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post seconded!

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew that you licensed
out the Spong Monkeys to Quiznos!

SELL OUT! ;)

Congrats Joel!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Mardis Gras for Dogs...in Costumes....with Bacon -
- meaty, not Kevin
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)

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