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This is a link post Come and play, fuckers!
This was on /links a while back. It's a great game to waste a few minutes/hours.

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(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post NHS Advert on what to do if you sneeze
Just watched this on the TV, great waste of money.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I wipe it under my desk...
that's if I am not near any curtains.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the same is true for me of my knob

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post would you believe they already tried this kind of thing in 1945?
apparently, these movies don't work. and the old movie is much funnier

www.archive.org/details/coughs_and_sneezes_TNA

edit: there's more!
www.archive.org/details/dont_spread_germs_TNA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This
made me lol tea from my mouth
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it.
Very much indeed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that advert just says to me
'don't let wierd old people touch your children'
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post am i the only person on earth...
who can 'not-sneeze'. You just kind of hold it. You have the convulsion, but you don't let anything out.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That kills a lot of brain cells

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I find that sneezing is better
I tried to hold it in once in a quiet shop, but instead it forced itself out through my mouth, and I made a loud raspberry noise.

:|
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can avoid sneezing by squeezing the meaty part of my hand
between my thumb and my index finger on my left hand with my right hand.
I read about it somewhere.
it's probably just a psychological thing, but hey, it works.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post My Arse! I made this!
Almost every "my arse" from Ricky Tomlinson in the Royle Family.
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This is a normal post heh

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post links board
my arse.


Very good :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
win!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post Buy Max Mosley's dignity

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to sell my soul on e-bay once and got a message saying I "couldn't sell things that don't exist"
I suspect they will have the same problem here.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo!!!
Im the high bidder with 25 new pence. He can piss right off if he thinks its worth more than that though.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The cunt'll make a point of buying it back in a discreet way, whatever the price.
(With 'leverage', through equally discreet channels, keeping the price to a minimum)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:29, Reply)
This is a link post Bat Fight - Will Ferrell
Watch the whole song if you like Will Ferrell; skip to 2:30 if you don't.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Subtle Drug Reference
I was searching for a nice West Indian Stew recipe and came across this from Finley Quaye , I like how it was sneaked in.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post heeee!
That's quite cute.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post gone right over my head, I'm afraid
short of the bob marley, where's the reference?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not very subtle, to be fair.
4th sentence.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose
you would have to have seen Withnail & I to get the reference.

so some might not get it, which is why it is subtle
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Carotte de Camberwell
check the quotes section of "withnail and I" on IMDB
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post Music Catch 2
Collect the blue/green shapes; collect the yellow shapes; collect the purple shapes; avoid the red shapes; listen to the soothing music; wonder where the last hour has gone 2
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
I loved the first one :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thats fantastic!
have a woo!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yaaaay!
i loved the first one, though sadly the ancient laptop i had at the time made it nearly unplayably slow.
this one is great on the snazzy new laptop!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
hasn;t Music Catch 3 been released recently? (top of kongregate's chart atm if you wanna look)

*edit. not 100% sure, saw it last night. No games sites allowed at work
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:47, Reply)
This is a link post back of the landing net, funny but factual fishing show
not just a dull fishing show
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what's that i smell?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fritter?

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This is a normal post ironically
my kitchen smeels of the trout i just cooked. Smelly, but worth it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Soylent green?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Spiced Meat And Ham?

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This is a normal post if you like fishing and comedy?
2 polar opposite universal incidents.

In fact, I would even bet that wherever fishing occurs in the universe, some comedy occurs on the exact opposite side of the universe. It certainly never happens in the same location.

Edit: Unless of course it's fishing using beef sausages as bait and a man eating fish jumps out of the water and rather than biting his head off, decides to lodge a huge hook into his face and then declares to the world that it doesn't hurt.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of taking up fishing

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you that depressed?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
well, I wanna do what fishermen never do, that really winds me up.

Catch a big fish and eat it, none of this throwing it back in because you "aren't allowed to eat it" bollocks, or "you can't eat it"... it's fish! bit of batter, chips, tartar sauce, jobs a good'n!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Robot Love
Made by my mate in Leeds. He´s young and a bit stupid, but the dancing and hugs are awesome. Takes balls too to do this :)

enjoy
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
What song is that? that's awesome.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post a remix of an Uffie song?
not sure though, but sounds like her
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wrong
by: www.myspace.com/superpowerless
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
What were you all on tho!? ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post young and stupid?
this isn't a bad little video.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
and robots...even if they are cardboard ones!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post if there was an 'i love this' button,
i would have clicked.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Glees
That's top, the music is *perfect* for it.... made me smile :oD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that looked like a lot of fun
sadly i live in a small town where any such joyful activity would result in a bodily harm from a gang of horrid chavs.
woo to these guys!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post "Twelve" Intro... I made this!
Basically, yesterday me and ten mates of mine did a Twelve-hour Comic Relief event. Essentially, 12 hours of stand-up, musical comedy, improv and sketches. Went down a treat, and we raised well over £400 on that day alone. Final estimate is something in the £700-£800 area.

This is a short film we had at the start, basically in the style of 24. Enjoy, and comment on my fat face.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
any more installments to come and can we still donate to you, i really dont want to give an annoying man money for going up a big hill
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha! You can donate. www.justgiving.com/twelve
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that music is from mgs 4 :D
and thats why your called friz. nice one mate !!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, my surname is Frizzle..

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And the song title is Gekko :P

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This is a normal post Hurrah for that as well.

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This is a normal post Thanks muchly :)

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no moon....

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The still on the youtube video
Looks like Matt Lucas in a wig
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I get that a lot :(

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Capitalise on it
Next time you do an event like this, you can do a "George's Song" from Shooting Stars
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh
my old stomping ground, looks like nothing has changed much in the last 10 years since I left
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:05, Reply)
This is a link post British ISP's to track users web habits
Quick search said this hasnt been posted but damn. I know this idea has been in the works for sometime but i never thought it would actually be put into place. Happy new 1984.

P.S- Outrage!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it is a daily mail article
so they may well have about 5% of their facts right
/holds back outrage until the register posts something.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Other countries are planning or already doing it
We will all just start using dodgy proxies is what I think. I dont want Big Brother breathing down my neck. It wont solve web crime anyway it is purely a way for them to sell on our details to marketing firms.

Anyone wanting to use the internets for naughty things just has to take their laptop to the nearest MacDonalds or Starbucks.

That is where I go when I want to look at donkey porn.

Edit: BBCs version of the article news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7936625.stm
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Were we live, you can see it first hand without much of a commute ;)

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a lovely pair of horses going at it whilst 'walking the dogs' yesterday
Hows your week going?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm disgusted/horrified by the fact that the ILOVEHORSES website has been pulled
And that Rossi's pony tail has gone... *sigh*

Other than that, good ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe there is a gap in the market for the adult ILOVEHORSES

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the goat will be outraged at this

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well
i'll use use an encrypted vpn service then.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't personally see a problem here
all it's potentially doing is alerting the cops of people into surfing for home made explosive concoctions, or an unnatural interest in terrorism's ideals at a very basic level; or what people might surf to have a wank that might be unhealthy as an adult, there is not much more sinister to it; I am quite happy for the 'authorities' to have a look in at my bomb making interests, it may save lives in the long run
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post except that they sell the info on to advertisers
it's not meant as a government operation - the government can probably already get that info if it wants
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Just be glad you;re not in Australia
They're getting really careful with the interwebs.

I think that to patrol the internet you need a group of people that know the internet, how it can be used and abused and claim no real soverigity to any country.

Hackers possibly?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post A List of Comedy Pilots That Never Made It Passed the Planning Stage
Very interesting read. Some of them don't sound too bad
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post can see why
but at least it would be a vast improvement on repeats of two pints, little brit and gav and stacey.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But we still have Peep Show
See, there is a (comedy) god.

Has your puddy turned up?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes :D
my mum moved home, and he came with us. he just went back to his old stomping ground. its up to him if he wants to stay with us. went back today and he was by the old house. if he goes out, and doesnt come back, thats his choice, im just glad hes alive :)

thanks for asking mate. getting resi 5? some nice online action on there i see!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, told you it was too soon to give up :)
Bit cagey about RE5, the demo left me a bit cold.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post thats called fear mate
if its like resi 4, its be amazing. plus it has mercenaries and wesker is back!! (again.. for the 6th time... like a broken record) would bet my life savings theres room for a number 6 which will annoy me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post But the controls...
Perhaps it's hit me harder as I got used to the Wii controls for RE4.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i couldnt play the wii version
tacky movie on sci fi, loch ness terror. your sort of film!

i dont like the fact your cant run and shoot, that will annoy me..
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got loads of shite horror film coming out of my ears
Yay internet!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post great aint it!
sahame theres only 2 eps left of battle star :( i will miss that show. pure gold.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Fake Bus Stop signs in Lincoln.
My good friend Migawong got a little bored at uni in Lincoln and decided to put up some new bus stop signs.

Made the front page of the local paper...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
"We haven't thought of installing a bat phone to call through to Gotham City to check bus times but you could say our text service is similar."

What a tenuous link
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is marvellous....
....bravo....encore...more of this.
Makes journeys to work less suicidal.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i should get out more :(
im at the uni and i didn't see them while walking round town
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post shows how much attention i pay
i never saw 'em
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post your mate migawong
is he chinese?

and im smelling bull with this, no offence.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post nope, not chinese.
he's from tamworth and looks like shaggy from scooby doo.

no offence taken, but it really is the kind of thing he'd do. I live in tamworth so only had a look at the lincoln website when he posted the link on the skull club website earlier this evening...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one, Migawong!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HehHehHeh!
WIN!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Le Poop Qui Fume I made this!
A track I made recently that worked out pretty good. It's really not my 'thing' to create a video with
a static image, focussing just on the music, but I have no real videoclip yet, perhaps later. For now,
just the track and the single cover.
HQ version didn't seem to work (though I encoded at 1280x720). So full quality here:
www.hnldesign.nl/work/music/le-poop-qui-fume/ or the music playlist at www.totalleh.com
(or @ last.fm here)

It's based on samples of the 'Little house on the prairie' intro. Cut up and maimed by yours truly.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice :)
Though I envision a video for it that would not go down well with the fans ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *seconds this^*
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have visions of characters heads bobbing to the beat
How and why they are doing this depends on how tastefully it is done ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you give me inspiration :)

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post cool sir!

BTW I've done a little work following the discussion we had a few weeks back, but real job has gotten in the way, so I'm not here ;) Will update as soon as things aren't hectic.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post take your time :) appreciate the effort!
and good luck with the hecticness
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
nice new design btw! :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ta!
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you'd be lurking :)

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post shh
you ain't seen me, right!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *nudge nudge wink wink say no moar*
;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post A website
full of purposeful games, involving geography, science and anatomy.

The GC meter is showing a negative.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness!
I love games like this :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Particular favourites
are this: www.purposegames.com/game/1070/info

and this: www.purposegames.com/game/1240/info
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Space Phallus - retro style shoot`em up NSFW
just have a look and see if its your kinda thing, for me its a laugh.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post The Little Mermaid I made this!
This won't mean much to anyone outside Denmark, but I made it and I'm damn well posting it.

The national Danish icon which is the Little Mermaid is set to head East to become centrepiece for the Danish exhibit at the 2010 Shanghai Expo. I'm in the process of starting what I hope will become a lively debate on what will take her place for the duration.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno how much this means to the Danes
'cos to me it seems to be... a statue of a mermaid. I know it's a symbol of Danelandland, but... it's... a statue of a mermaid... Surely Danywanylandywandy has more to offer than that? What about the km upon km (for your benefit) of pig farms in the north?! Aren't they the Danemen's national pride?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This I do not get either
It's a boy... pissing! A naked boy... holding his cock!

Now I know the reputation Belgium has, but I never thought they'd put it on open display for tourists!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a corkscrew somewhere of that
yes, the screw bit is exactly where you imagine it would be
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Danishhhhh.
Yes the Danes are proud of their pork.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'S very important...
It's from the H.C. Andersen story, and we're fiercely proud of that little pice of history...

After all, we don't have much. Lego, Bacon, H.C. Andersen and Whigfield.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You should build The Little Mermaid
out of Lego! And Bacon! And then kill Whigfield!

LEGO FTW!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is an idea that has serious merit.


LEGO FTW INDEED. What the world needs now is a massive Lego build-off.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I join in?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the statue itself is very small
and from what i remember (8 years ago!!) its in a rmeote location. the head keeps being stolen, or so i was told

'insert headless joke here'

nice vid tho :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Just re-mould another one
And stick it there.
Or make a FUCKING MASSIVE one, the size of that ship.
That should end the debate.

Thanks,

I'll be here all day if you need anymore help.

May I suggest you try the Veal...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post electric stimulus to face test 4
daito manabe's gone and stuck his face-electrocuted-in-time-with-music stuff on some of his friends :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post like it
It will no doubt be 'borrowed' and used to advertise a toffee crisp by the end of the week...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post erm....
cadburys. Cadbury's already stole from his original video.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE!

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful machine
a fantastic device made of wood alone
GC meter said last year, many musnt've seen it
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't seen it
It's lovely!
Have clicks for that
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like an elf
from santa clause the movie, or is it just me?

hehehe wood.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post But what does it do?

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like his measuring tape braces
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is 1000% awesome.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
Who doesn't love proper engineers?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is incredibly heart warming
Don't know why, but I had a big mongy grin on my face for the whole video. Top stuff.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:13, Reply)
This is a link post Bargain Hunt - Just a bit more mental
Ronseal.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not a bit mental, it's a lot mental

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure a B3tan did this.
Oh yeah, Slurpy J.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:42, Reply)

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