This was on /links a while back. It's a great game to waste a few minutes/hours.
Premise: add captions to random pictures, then vote for your favourite
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(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)
Just watched this on the TV, great waste of money.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:49, Reply)
apparently, these movies don't work. and the old movie is much funnier
www.archive.org/details/coughs_and_sneezes_TNA
edit: there's more!
www.archive.org/details/dont_spread_germs_TNA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)
'don't let wierd old people touch your children'
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:03, Reply)
who can 'not-sneeze'. You just kind of hold it. You have the convulsion, but you don't let anything out.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:13, Reply)
I tried to hold it in once in a quiet shop, but instead it forced itself out through my mouth, and I made a loud raspberry noise.
:|
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:35, Reply)
between my thumb and my index finger on my left hand with my right hand.
I read about it somewhere.
it's probably just a psychological thing, but hey, it works.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Almost every "my arse" from Ricky Tomlinson in the Royle Family.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)
I suspect they will have the same problem here.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:46, Reply)
Im the high bidder with 25 new pence. He can piss right off if he thinks its worth more than that though.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
(With 'leverage', through equally discreet channels, keeping the price to a minimum)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:29, Reply)
Watch the whole song if you like Will Ferrell; skip to 2:30 if you don't.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, Reply)
I was searching for a nice West Indian Stew recipe and came across this from Finley Quaye , I like how it was sneaked in.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
short of the bob marley, where's the reference?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:06, Reply)
you would have to have seen Withnail & I to get the reference.
so some might not get it, which is why it is subtle
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:51, Reply)
check the quotes section of "withnail and I" on IMDB
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Collect the blue/green shapes; collect the yellow shapes; collect the purple shapes; avoid the red shapes; listen to the soothing music; wonder where the last hour has gone 2
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)
i loved the first one, though sadly the ancient laptop i had at the time made it nearly unplayably slow.
this one is great on the snazzy new laptop!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:07, Reply)
hasn;t Music Catch 3 been released recently? (top of kongregate's chart atm if you wanna look)
*edit. not 100% sure, saw it last night. No games sites allowed at work
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:47, Reply)
not just a dull fishing show
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)
my kitchen smeels of the trout i just cooked. Smelly, but worth it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
2 polar opposite universal incidents.
In fact, I would even bet that wherever fishing occurs in the universe, some comedy occurs on the exact opposite side of the universe. It certainly never happens in the same location.
Edit: Unless of course it's fishing using beef sausages as bait and a man eating fish jumps out of the water and rather than biting his head off, decides to lodge a huge hook into his face and then declares to the world that it doesn't hurt.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:07, Reply)
well, I wanna do what fishermen never do, that really winds me up.
Catch a big fish and eat it, none of this throwing it back in because you "aren't allowed to eat it" bollocks, or "you can't eat it"... it's fish! bit of batter, chips, tartar sauce, jobs a good'n!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
Made by my mate in Leeds. He´s young and a bit stupid, but the dancing and hugs are awesome. Takes balls too to do this :)
enjoy
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)
That's top, the music is *perfect* for it.... made me smile :oD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)
sadly i live in a small town where any such joyful activity would result in a bodily harm from a gang of horrid chavs.
woo to these guys!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)
Basically, yesterday me and ten mates of mine did a Twelve-hour Comic Relief event. Essentially, 12 hours of stand-up, musical comedy, improv and sketches. Went down a treat, and we raised well over £400 on that day alone. Final estimate is something in the £700-£800 area.
This is a short film we had at the start, basically in the style of 24. Enjoy, and comment on my fat face.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
any more installments to come and can we still donate to you, i really dont want to give an annoying man money for going up a big hill
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:38, Reply)
and thats why your called friz. nice one mate !!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)
Next time you do an event like this, you can do a "George's Song" from Shooting Stars
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
my old stomping ground, looks like nothing has changed much in the last 10 years since I left
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:05, Reply)
Quick search said this hasnt been posted but damn. I know this idea has been in the works for sometime but i never thought it would actually be put into place. Happy new 1984.
P.S- Outrage!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
so they may well have about 5% of their facts right
/holds back outrage until the register posts something.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
We will all just start using dodgy proxies is what I think. I dont want Big Brother breathing down my neck. It wont solve web crime anyway it is purely a way for them to sell on our details to marketing firms.
Anyone wanting to use the internets for naughty things just has to take their laptop to the nearest MacDonalds or Starbucks.
That is where I go when I want to look at donkey porn.
Edit: BBCs version of the article news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7936625.stm
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
Hows your week going?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:28, Reply)
And that Rossi's pony tail has gone... *sigh*
Other than that, good ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:40, Reply)
all it's potentially doing is alerting the cops of people into surfing for home made explosive concoctions, or an unnatural interest in terrorism's ideals at a very basic level; or what people might surf to have a wank that might be unhealthy as an adult, there is not much more sinister to it; I am quite happy for the 'authorities' to have a look in at my bomb making interests, it may save lives in the long run
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, Reply)
it's not meant as a government operation - the government can probably already get that info if it wants
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:05, Reply)
They're getting really careful with the interwebs.
I think that to patrol the internet you need a group of people that know the internet, how it can be used and abused and claim no real soverigity to any country.
Hackers possibly?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:51, Reply)
Very interesting read. Some of them don't sound too bad
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
but at least it would be a vast improvement on repeats of two pints, little brit and gav and stacey.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)
See, there is a (comedy) god.
Has your puddy turned up?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
my mum moved home, and he came with us. he just went back to his old stomping ground. its up to him if he wants to stay with us. went back today and he was by the old house. if he goes out, and doesnt come back, thats his choice, im just glad hes alive :)
thanks for asking mate. getting resi 5? some nice online action on there i see!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:35, Reply)
Bit cagey about RE5, the demo left me a bit cold.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)
if its like resi 4, its be amazing. plus it has mercenaries and wesker is back!! (again.. for the 6th time... like a broken record) would bet my life savings theres room for a number 6 which will annoy me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Perhaps it's hit me harder as I got used to the Wii controls for RE4.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
tacky movie on sci fi, loch ness terror. your sort of film!
i dont like the fact your cant run and shoot, that will annoy me..
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Yay internet!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:14, Reply)
sahame theres only 2 eps left of battle star :( i will miss that show. pure gold.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
My good friend Migawong got a little bored at uni in Lincoln and decided to put up some new bus stop signs.
Made the front page of the local paper...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:42, Reply)
"We haven't thought of installing a bat phone to call through to Gotham City to check bus times but you could say our text service is similar."
What a tenuous link
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)
....bravo....encore...more of this.
Makes journeys to work less suicidal.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)
im at the uni and i didn't see them while walking round town
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:48, Reply)
is he chinese?
and im smelling bull with this, no offence.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)
he's from tamworth and looks like shaggy from scooby doo.
no offence taken, but it really is the kind of thing he'd do. I live in tamworth so only had a look at the lincoln website when he posted the link on the skull club website earlier this evening...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
A track I made recently that worked out pretty good. It's really not my 'thing' to create a video with
a static image, focussing just on the music, but I have no real videoclip yet, perhaps later. For now,
just the track and the single cover.
HQ version didn't seem to work (though I encoded at 1280x720). So full quality here:
www.hnldesign.nl/work/music/le-poop-qui-fume/ or the music playlist at www.totalleh.com
(or @ last.fm here)
It's based on samples of the 'Little house on the prairie' intro. Cut up and maimed by yours truly.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
Though I envision a video for it that would not go down well with the fans ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
How and why they are doing this depends on how tastefully it is done ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)
BTW I've done a little work following the discussion we had a few weeks back, but real job has gotten in the way, so I'm not here ;) Will update as soon as things aren't hectic.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)
and good luck with the hecticness
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)
full of purposeful games, involving geography, science and anatomy.
The GC meter is showing a negative.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)
are this: www.purposegames.com/game/1070/info
and this: www.purposegames.com/game/1240/info
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:03, Reply)
just have a look and see if its your kinda thing, for me its a laugh.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This won't mean much to anyone outside Denmark, but I made it and I'm damn well posting it.
The national Danish icon which is the Little Mermaid is set to head East to become centrepiece for the Danish exhibit at the 2010 Shanghai Expo. I'm in the process of starting what I hope will become a lively debate on what will take her place for the duration.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:40, Reply)
'cos to me it seems to be... a statue of a mermaid. I know it's a symbol of Danelandland, but... it's... a statue of a mermaid... Surely Danywanylandywandy has more to offer than that? What about the km upon km (for your benefit) of pig farms in the north?! Aren't they the Danemen's national pride?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)
It's a boy... pissing! A naked boy... holding his cock!
Now I know the reputation Belgium has, but I never thought they'd put it on open display for tourists!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)
yes, the screw bit is exactly where you imagine it would be
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
It's from the H.C. Andersen story, and we're fiercely proud of that little pice of history...
After all, we don't have much. Lego, Bacon, H.C. Andersen and Whigfield.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)
out of Lego! And Bacon! And then kill Whigfield!
LEGO FTW!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
LEGO FTW INDEED. What the world needs now is a massive Lego build-off.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)
and from what i remember (8 years ago!!) its in a rmeote location. the head keeps being stolen, or so i was told
'insert headless joke here'
nice vid tho :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:21, Reply)
And stick it there.
Or make a FUCKING MASSIVE one, the size of that ship.
That should end the debate.
Thanks,
I'll be here all day if you need anymore help.
May I suggest you try the Veal...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
daito manabe's gone and stuck his face-electrocuted-in-time-with-music stuff on some of his friends :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)
It will no doubt be 'borrowed' and used to advertise a toffee crisp by the end of the week...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)
a fantastic device made of wood alone
GC meter said last year, many musnt've seen it
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)
from santa clause the movie, or is it just me?
hehehe wood.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:23, Reply)
Don't know why, but I had a big mongy grin on my face for the whole video. Top stuff.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:13, Reply)
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