The last.fm bio of Plastic Little.
Tickled me. Thought I'd share. Check out his music anyway. Good hip-hop.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:59,
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Bit of an unfortunate advert to put on a "Ghost hunter" site
Do they know something we don't?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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The Weirdest Youtube User Evar!
Okay so I was looking for videos on dental abcesses on you tube, as I am unfortunate to have got one and I came across this user. Safe for work but very gross.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:08, Reply)
May I interrupt this broadcast to say
ISKETCH!
B3ta room now open.
(It's Monty's cock by the way!)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:00,
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Indeed
The game's still going if anyone wants to join in :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:59,
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needs more puss
and boils then
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:24,
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That was a bad time, you can't judge me from one back street fumble :(
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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its all i have to go on
admitidly, it was poor lighting.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Japanese Spider-Man, this is wonderfully bad :D
WTF, WTF???
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:59,
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Why does steam come out of my vagina?
NSFW
The responses make this. Marked NSFW if you are offended by words relating to mimsies.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)
ahaha
Best response:
"It's a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:00, Reply)
haha
You're suppose to install your Steam account on a Windows based Operating System. Your Vagina will not play games like Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead. Go to steampowered.com for proper instructions on how to install Steam.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:00,
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Ooooh this is interesting and it works to
Fill your mouth with air. Compress it in your mouth, as if you are blowing dust away with as much force as you can without letting it escape from your mouth. relax and slowly open your mouth. push the air out with just your tongue. water vapor or steam is created.
Although how you do that with your twinkle I wouldnt know not having one.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:10,
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AAAAARGH!!
I just tried that and it worked!
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:21,
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I tried it and it made my cheeks hurt
And no steam.
I'm now sad.
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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Once your cheeks are puffed out
pull 'em back in, being sure not to swallow the air (or inhale it, but swallowing it is worse, ick).
If that doesn't work try climbing a hill.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)
O_O
It really works!
*Never tells anyone about this*
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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damn you
i just splurted rice all over my key board hahaah!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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ACE...HAHAHAHAHA
You're suppose to install your Steam account on a Windows based Operating System. Your Vagina will not play games like Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead. Go to steampowered.com for proper instructions on how to install Steam.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:44,
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Aimee Mullins: How my legs give me super powers
Yes! Cut off my legs now, I want to be a cyborg too!
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Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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That was excellent
I won't go that far, but I wouldn't mind a high def camera in my eye :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:03,
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Why not? this guy does.
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/filmmaker-plans-to-shoot-with-tiny-camera-in-eye-1642307.html
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)
Great
They should show this to the shite brains that complained about the BBC presenter.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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Would
mind you i wouldn't want to take her out drinking, she might get legless...
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:34,
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I took her on a date
Really shouldn't have stood her up!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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she's got a bit of a limp
but I'm suffering from the opposite problem
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giant_squid, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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Zero punctuation
house of the dead: overkill
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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"There's nothing to be gained from taking the piss
out of something that's already taking enough piss to drown even the most open-minded prostitute" Made me laugh quite hard. WIN!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:04,
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Moneysavingexpert
I've had some useful stuff from here over the years, including a free satnav via this site.
Wouldn't normally spam but for everyone who signs up to the newsletter Comic Relief gets 50p.
And they never spam you outside of the newsletter.
Cheers.
ed.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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agreed. It's a great site
and as you say, some useful stuff regularly put up there
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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wasn't this the site...
that told me about the bank account where to open an account it was £1 and they'd give you £20 for doing it....then you could close the account! excellent!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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That's the one.
They also said to take out a life policy for £6pm, claim your gift then cancel the policy.
Hence a telly, a satnav or a case of wine for sick squid!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:59,
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Great site
I especially liked the free 3D modelling and animation software which I'll try out later
forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=1084043
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:08,
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yes, very useful site
This is where I managed to find out what happened to Tescos peanut butter, bastards.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:30,
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You seen the one with the Japanese lass?
Its had the unfortunate side effect of when ever some one mentions "window licker" I without fail groan with arousal...
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Jorvic, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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and there's an older one with a giraffe
that I think was made by a b3tan.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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link?
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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This makes me cringe :)
I wonder if there is a cat one?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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OH PUR-LEASE...
A cat would never .. ....
Oh, forget it...
Here ya go: ourc.at/
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Darklord, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:07,
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Your lack of dog love disturbs me!!
I must have you converted
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Kerry Katona's Ebay sale
If anyone's having Jelly for desert at tea time, I apologise.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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HURL A BRICK AT HER FACE for me please
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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Jeeezus
Can you imagine the amount of coke that's been sniffed off of those?!
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Darklord, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:32,
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Why is murder wrong in certain circumstances?
Surely the world would be a better place without people like her and Jordan. Would it really be so wrong for me to beat them all to death with a big stick?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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Yes but you've announced it on the interwebs now
You're the FIRST person they'll come looking for when it happens ;)
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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Nobody has told her
that breasts are located underneath the shoulders...
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:39,
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so shes selling her self then
and by that i mean i think shes a big tit any way.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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2 pages of insane description
Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon...
Her tongue was a ferret...
Her thighs were geese, pythons, schooners.
The author must have been on drugs.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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I KNOW!
Her legs were quills? It's pretty messed up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:58,
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ridiculous head line competition.
totally sfw, yahoo news. actually quite funny too!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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christ 6 montsh for a lettuce up teh nose prank ...
what would i get for wanking at the back of the office and smearing my milkyness on the wall opposite?
* i havent done this by the way..yet
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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Remote control F1 car
Ronseal, though I call shenanigans...
for one, F1 cars have a finger operated clutch on the steering wheel, There was some dodgy digital zooming going on in there, and the control inputs didn't match what the car was doing very well..
Plus there's VODAPHONE everywhere
Thoughts?
skip to 2:05 for the interesting bit
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Urrrgh
ZANY! WOW WERE ZANEY! WERE THE KIND OF GUYS YOU WANNA BE OFFICE MATES WITH AND GO A FOR APINT WITH AFTER WORK AND BE ZANEY WITH. GOR WHATSIT GUV WERE IN PORTUGAL NOW! WE WAZ ON MESSIN ABOUT AND BEING ZANEY WITH OUR UNUSUALY ADEPT CAMERA SKILLS FOR OFFICE MONKEYS! WOWZAHS! buy vodaphone
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Jorvic, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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I think you may have hit the nail on the head there!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:20,
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Once you pointed it out
the whole thing WAS frighteningly covered with Vodafone.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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I don't remember...
...the PSP having a tilt sensor.
But then, these guys make F1 cars. I'm sure a tilt sensor isn't beyond them.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)
it's a blackberry storm...
only available on vodafone....hmmmm the mystery deepens.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:49, Reply)
Quite bearable, almost entertaining
up until the "do some important work, or..." bit, then it was hideously unbearable, 'cos the simple fact of the matter is THAT IS THEIR WORK, CUNTS.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:23, Reply)
Sorry but we haven't had any Jeremy Klyle for a while
Part One of three.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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I used to listen to Jezza's Confessions
He wasn't so judgemental then.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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I was looking for the Dead Ringers sketch
"I'm Jeremy Kyle and YOU'RE SCUM" when I found the Uncylopedia page: uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jeremy_Kyle
"Headlines of previous shows:
Pet dog, Stop Sleeping with my baby or you're out.
I'm so interbred, my mum and dad are the same person: ME
I caught my Husband in bed with a prostitute..... is he cheating on me? "
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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Also this is rather interesting, especialy for me, as im wanting to get into current affairs broadcasting.
becarefulwhatyouwishfornickwallis.blogspot.com/2009/03/bad-science-movie-on-london-tonight.html
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Jorvic, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:38,
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Great vid.
I read all about this a couple of weeks ago. Glad to see he carried on with this.
Yay for Science!
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:46,
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Good for him
for some reason I've always imagined him to be older.
Jeni Barnett is a nasty piece of work.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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Hear hear
Jeni Barnet is an ignorant opinionated moron with a mouth bigger than her brain.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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Dear Ginger Führer
Please allow "I like this" on replies in /links
Thank you
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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One more nail in her broadcasting coffin
I hope.
I have to switch off LBC at 1pm every day to avoid her uninformed drivel.
Give James O'Brian another 3 hours! (Or better still, bring back Iain Lee)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
I complained to ofcom about her.
stupid ignorant idiot she is,.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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LBC have played this wrong from the start
Playing the copyright card early on spread the story much further than it would have done otherwise and their lack of comment and trying to brush it all under the carpet is counter-productive
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
Yes yes yes, very lovely video but,
ANSWER OUR FUCKING QUESTIONS!
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:06,
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"We reject any suggestion that we don't take public health issues responsibly."
Um, ok...what about any suggestions that you can't even release a media statement in basic English?
Obviously, my confidence in your academic credentials and the veracity of your wild editorialising just skyrocketed as I read that.
Jesus.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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splendid stuff
has catnipp seen this?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Arf
He has touched on the subject.
The trouble is, the government and the drug companies can be fecking big liars and their own agendas/profits often take precedence over the truth.
I think the majority of us have read Ben Goldacre's blog and/or book, all thanks to the oxygen Ben Goldacre has been given on this site (yay!) along with all the scaremonger stories.
Others may only hear the drug companies and/or government screaming "The MMR jab doesn't cause autism" and just don't believe them. Who can blame them?
A case of the boy who cried wolf, methinks.
Top link!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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Pretty much every business has done something dodgy
Pharma is no exception.
It's all coming out now though. Even though the drugs companies are pretty much clean now (as the consequences of getting caught are dire)... the sins of the past are now getting dug up.
Nevertheless, Pharma buying a Doctor and his wife expensive dinners, or overstating the effectiveness of antidepressants is one thing.
Ignorant presenters flaming the fires of a public health disaster is another. The latter won't get fined.
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drunkenoaf, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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More like this please!
The original test was done on 12 children wasn't it? I'm pretty sure there were more than 12 children in the world with the MMR vaccine at that time. I wouldn't be surprised if they all were taken from a learning disabilities centre.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)
Ben Goldacre has good a book out
which is easy to find on Amazon. He dedicates an entire chapter on the MMR scaremongering. Well worth readng.
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mikeyyy, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45,
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I love this guy
I've seen him on a few TV shows the past year and he always seems to talk sense (ie agree with me)
And I love his "talk nerdy to me" laptop
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:26,
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Billy Graham answers question about cults
apparently thinks irony is "sort of like iron".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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Ha Ha
Self awareness level... critically low... sense of objectivity... failed... imagination... minimal.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
New Shuffle
is it just me or is this basically an overpriced usb drive???
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)
4GB just isn't enough
1000 songs @ 128kbps?
Who would voluntarily encode their music at 128K?
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applehead herp derp, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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Seems a bit silly as well
When you consider that Apple sell mp3s through the iTunes store at a bitrate of 296kbps.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
the product has a niche I think
people in gyms sometimes prefer small light music players
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rob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:41,
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Aye
Tis a good point, generally I still get on OK with my clunky old 80GB iPod though!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Truesay
I can't bear the thought of trying to pare down 80GB+ of music to just 4GB though
Or attending a gym
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applehead herp derp, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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But I thought they were small enough already
The nanos surely can't be that heavy or clunky?
I just think this is maybe a little too excessive. And the voiceover aspect is a bit of a gimmick. If you download a song and you listen to it, surely you'll already recognise it, no?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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to be honest it does have...
the ability to play music, a headphones socket and an on off button....none of these are featured on a USB key!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29,
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Unless this thing is sold at ~£30, it's pretty much doomed to fail.
The only 2 reasons I can think of to consider buying an iPod is capacity - which this doesn't have - and the information displayed on the screen - which this doesn't have.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:07,
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It scores most suck points from me
for moving the controls to the headphone cord, *monster* suck points for not letting me use my own headphones. iPod headphones have *never* fitted my ears.
Edit:*damn* putting *emphasis* all over this post was made me look *well* rabid.
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LP, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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If they can make it THAT small, why does even need to be on a long wire that goes into your pocket?
It doesn't even need to be touched, and I assume it ain't heavy, so why not just make it a 'band behind the head' type headphone and make it a part of it? As like many folks I can't wear ear buds (no ear 'slot' outside my ear canal) so these would be useless to me.
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..wil, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:04,
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"Welcome to Canada" Beaver
A slightly lost beaver on a motorway (maybe referred to as a highway) talking to passing traffic!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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hahaha
thats lovely. At one point I was really worried he'd get squashed and it would turn into some kind of beaver snuff video.
"Nice beaver"
"Thanks I just got it stuffed"
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:19,
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Yay!
That's what I thought too.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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yeah I thought he got flattend at one point...
but my video was buffering....
cute but crazy little fella eh!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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K-Lyd - Frozen Void
I made this!
The second of my releases this week...
This time its a progressive minimal, my first attempt at this type of genre.
Enjoy :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Nice pared-down trancey stuff.
(I'd avoid posting more than one link at a time though, people get upset about these kind of things)
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Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:05,
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Innie-Outtie Belly Button
My missus forwarded this to me. It is a heavily pregnant lady whose belly button made me giggle.....wait for it!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:59,
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The giggling
it is infectious.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:04,
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as much as I despise childspawn of all descriptions
this made me laugh like a loon
thank you :D
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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Bleurgh!
Babies just aren't natural!
I expect the Alien to come popping out.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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haha! that's my new quote of the month!
"Babies just aren't natural!"
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:50,
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I wonder how funny she'll find it on saturday?
*evils*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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