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This is a normal post That video was just under 8 minutes long
If they played the game without all the drama the whole show could be over in less time.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a bloke who was on it and just wanted to rattle through it
Dismissing all the hand holding, pseudo-spiritual horse shite, and just getting to the point. Naturally he didn't win and Noel had a field day, telling him he had angered the gods or some such. It was very telling.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that's how gameshows work these days
very little actual content, lots of 'tension building'. I find it really frustrating, and don't watch any of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They should just go the whole hog and televise Russian Roulette

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post now THAT would be great telly!
LOLs
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post but it wouldn't be as good without all those "ooohhh's" and "aaahhh's"

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post just pick one ffs. heads or tails
i hate this show with a passion
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Little Richard sings Rubber Duckie
I refuse to believe this isn't GC, but either way i'm sure it's worth a cheeky pearoast :D
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mad as a box of frogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:58, Reply)
This is a link post A Very Violent Girl Fight! NSFW
I don't normally post violent Video's, but this one is outrageous!
Forget about what they're wearing (DON'T LOOK AT IT), just check out the way they fight.

Only NSFW as this is really Violent!

Honestly, don't look at what they're wearing!






*I can't stop watching it*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone translate that?
I'm totally confused.

She kicked her right in the fanny too! That's some quality scrapping :D
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Translated from Youtube commentspeak,
the triggers for the first two spats are "bottle blonde" and "wobblebottom" respectively.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That is disgusting!
I'm going to write to my MP to complain after I've watched it a few more times.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!!
*watches again and again and again . . . . *
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
up until the point Michael Jackson turns up wearing a red skirt and crazy blouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahha

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Those Brazilian transexuals sure are convincing ...
;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post also known as diplodocs
this is a bloody excellent site for those of us who lose manuals for our stuff... I even found a manual on here for an old scanner slide/film adaptor :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea, not very well implemented.
The site really needs an overhaul, it's a bitch to navigate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post only if you are wearing boxing gloves
& a paper bag on your head
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post TETORIS
the best version of tetris ever made.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post slightly tedious?
i gave up
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's impossible to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I lost
It took 10 solid minutues of eye-straining work, but finally I lost.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Crickey!
You were fast it took me nearly twice that.
 (Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:03, Reply)
This is a link post This is great television, Parkinson with Roy Castle and Buddy Rich with a suprise guest!


edit- not much of a suprise with the preview...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday
Fantastic clip to celebrate it with. I love Sammy Davis. If you ever get a chance to read his auto biographies.

Still for all the amazing things he did on stage and screen he will always be The Chocolate Monk to me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:32, Reply)
This is a link post Ahahaha
This brightened up my evening of writing my paper on world economics: look at the name of economist in the last paragraph.

yes I am aware that this is probably not how you pronounce it. Probably more like ching or something. I don't care. I am happy with my find for the funny name corner. So there.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post teehee

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
My favourite economist name is Hyman Minsky.
What sort of parent voluntarily calls their child Hyman!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post virgin mary didn't
rather surprisingly

that must have been a real bastard, it'll have hurt like hell!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew a pair of Hymans
They waited for their dad to die and then promptly changed their last name.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Tonight I also came across a funny name during my research. A mister R.H. Gaylord, I shit you not. :/
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Qing...
...is pronounced Ching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post as stated
this does not bother me in the slightest in this case
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a link post My Favourite Comic Relief Sketch
It is GC but seasonal. Also an excuse to post a link to Mr Serafinowicz's Comic Relief Vegetable Pop Star Game.

www.justgiving.com/peterserafinowicz
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post eczemallent

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post b3tamax recorer FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that was good.
good seeing the spaced crew together.

/wants a series 3 of spaced blog...
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They should do a film
or a big fuck off special
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:12, Reply)
This is a link post Footballer arrested for looking in jeweller's shop
Reminded me of the 'Wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area' sketch from 'not the 9 o'clock news'
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I spotted 'merseyside' in the url
and abandoned the link ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought that too
arrested on suspicion of being black near an expensive store
 (I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And
Is mister Codogo a coloured gentleman?
 (Benzyl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:13, Reply)
This is a link post stick that in your viking pipe
special benny hill mix ending
(hairypalms, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
my first reaction was "WHERE AM TEH FUNNY??"

then, at about 0:50 I started laughing
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
you got to apriciate music has been mixed to suit. i have watched it a good few times,grows on me more n more lol
 (hairypalms, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Me too.
 (Mr1Zillion&1, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what is going ON right here

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The human embodyment of awesome
Ide follow Techno Viking to hell and back if he's only let me basque in his glory
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post dull fishing

(backofthelandingnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm...
You earn two points for going somewhere with the words 'cock', 'ball', and almost 'hard' in the name
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post I know, I know, I posted it before. I made this!
But this time it's special. I am really hoping it might even get in the newsletter if we can all work together as a non-cultish family.

This is my movie review blog, I am doing it for my journalism degree, and it's being assessed next weekend. I get more marks for the more views and comments I have on it, and have just announced a special 24 hour movie review marathon for this weekend.

I would really appreciate all you B3tans' help to get me a better grade than I deserve!
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll need money.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How much are we talking
Keep in mind I am a student, so I can do a £0 lump sum, with £0 a month for life.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post My going rate is £15 per hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheaper than most
But as mentioned, I have no money. I do have a monopoly in dirty plates, and spaghetti with ketchup
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though,
It's not bad, it's just hard to give general writing advice to anyone besides "try to be critical of yourself in an informed way", "don't write for a 'market' or a 'demographic" and "keep at it".
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more humor
it's nice, easy to read, very high production values but..
and this is just my opinion
i can see it being in Metro or the evening standard.
but it doesn't stand out in web. For me, and i know i can't manage this consistently, the web is place of sarcasm and massive over or understatement (Zero punctuation, Strongbad, the onion).
If the Goonies was good, it wasn't "good". It was "sooooo good that as i watched it for the fiftieth time a little bit of wee came out and stained the now brown couch that had molded to my body"
ooo also, fix the title bar header in firefox.


hmmm reading it some more, that's very impressive for one a day writing.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Its nice to get more coherent criticism than 'pretty good'.
I am really annoyed about that header, can you offer any advice?
I really want the header centred, but when I put in the HTML code, it shows up.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm pretty sure the title bar
is left align only.

i've seen some funky solutions done with php where it looks at the screen res and add the appropriate number of ..... or _____ but blogger will not support that.
plus it doesn't look that good anyway.

if you wanted to get your own hosting (if you're interested in that side of things) i heartily recommend www.bluehost.com and use Drupal as your CMS.
gives you a lot more control, and you get your own email addresses with pop3 etc.
have a look at some of the themes you can use with drupal
themegarden.org/drupal6/?q=node/2&theme=agregado
(just keep hitting the link under Random theme)
and of course, my site runs on drupal.
all in all, i like drupal.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post May as well spam mine as well
jorvic.wordpress.com

Some comments would really help me aswell.. be as scathing as you like, anything will do!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure about using phrases like "full of win"
It makes sense here on b3ta, but to a journalism examiner blokey it's just bad grammar. Poetic license is fine in context, but sporadically using random things you say with your mates and on tinternet might not always be appropriate.

It's just a minor point really. Keep up the good work young one.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post IIIIIII am Robototron!
Evil Scarecrow. Black metal and comedy robots collide!
(MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
that very nearly blew my balls off with sheer metal awesomeness.
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the black metal?
Jakk, what a chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:31, Reply)
This is a link post Music Catch 2
A nice little game. Catch the shapes, yellow ones are good, red ones are bad, purple ones are POWER!!!

This has been on before (newslettered?) but this is an updated version, and nice to be reminded of even if you have played before.
 (sanity challenged, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather nice to play with C_Kick's tune!
PURPLE POWER!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Has it been updated
since it was posted yesterday?
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post handbags at dawn!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post c_kick - Intermission I made this!
Time for some Dickso! er.. Disco

*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff mr Kick, Sir
woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post De Luxe !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Worst Dalek tie-in product currently available and possibly ever
Ronseal.

He looks SO comfortable in it...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hides behind sofa

(tedster, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
ISKETCH ANYONE? B3TA ROOM :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
im going to go and watch the sarah chroner conicles
 (tedster, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like some kind of shit novelty condom
"with dalek bumps and a sink plunger for her pleasure!"
 (I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ta 'n' that
is that furtive flashing at me in the flame?
 (I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all that your happy eye can see !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my yes . . . a must have !
1 piece brown costume with attached metallic trims.

Chest size 38 to 42in.

100% polyester.

Sponge clean only.
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahah
Good god that looks shite

For £20 yesterday I got this printed to A1 at a lab:



And by Christ it looks magnificant
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very crisp and clear !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets mysteriously larger if you remove the width from the url :)
Though not the full 9 mb original file; also, have a gorilla:



Click for bigger (223 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post lully!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wish I could take pics like that

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:36, Reply)
This is a link post Obscene phone in caller
funny for reactions of guests and the host's flustered attempts to move the conversation away from penis length

Edit: and as Wil has pointed out she manages to steal a cheeky glance at the item in question!
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
She's SO checking that out afterwards, hahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post she definitely does!
didnt notice the downward glance the first viewing :P
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
totally!
 (I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
she just couldn't say anything right after that! You could practically hear the producer screaming at her to move on.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its true in his Man U days he was known as Gary 'The Donkey' Pallister

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Dwight Yorke's member
was once described as 'magnificent' by Alex Ferguson in his autobiography.
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:10, Reply)
This is a link post Proof Icke was right!! I made this!
Holy fucking shit guys!!

I was filming around Buckignham palace last weekend (07/03/09) when I accidentally shot this.

It's taken this long to get over the shock and build up enough courage to upload this astounding piece of video to the web.

I may be putting my life in danger by sharing this with you and you yours by watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd better be careful Icke doesn't see this,
he'd probably be citing it on his website within the hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it already has its first comment on youtube.
"SHITE"

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you just love
you tube comments
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post they've improved now :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post click click click!

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabtastic!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post De Rosa - Marc Riley session
A bit spammy I know, but my mates' band, did a session for Marc Riley the other day.

They do the first song and then they're back around 40mins in if you fancy it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:14, Reply)

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