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This is a link post streakers hillified NSFW
found on youtube - streakers at the footy.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that girl's goal
it was a corker for someone with no shoes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She was a corker too

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes
that aspect as well :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything Benny Hillified automatically becomes funny, but...
Christ, what a pointless activity.

the streakers are no better, either. ;)
 (dieselmonkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe - top naked shenanigans!
Certainly that girl's goal is good - at least Deportivo's Víctor Sanchez had the benefit of footwear when he scored it! Top editing job tho. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Hula hoop baby
cute!
(redflame36, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the baby makes this funny
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=J4bCmKGxMaA
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that
is funny!
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have thought have that!
any way, that is better than mine,very funny
 (redflame36, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha aha ha!
That made me laugh a lot more than it should have :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that has made my friday!
clickety click :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Ricky Gervais Guide to Philosophy
An excerpt from the new Ricky Gervais audiobook where Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant attempt to explain philosophy through the medium of Karl Pilkington.


EDIT: This is available on iTunes apparently, if the sound compression is hurting your wimpy ears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post no worky :(
malformed video id.....apparently!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post now worky!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted now :D
It appears I started typing the header in the URL bar :)

Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ricky Gervais
one man who needs to be introduced to a shovel. face first
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't understand all the hatred for him
to be honest with you. Seems to me his is just a rather amusing man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^I was wondering this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It does seem to be jealousy from a lot
of people in my opinion. He seemed to be extremely well liked when The Office came out, then he got succesful and suddenly he is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a well known fact if you become successful at anything
you also become a cunt

err ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
it is like how musicians become shit as soon as they become popular in the mainstream ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the stuff he does is good ...
but he comes across as a sneery cunt who does need a slap ... IMO
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I can kind of get where you are coming from,
but that is his schtick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It can get pretty tiresome after a while
but in general I like him. Enjoying these new podcasts so far, although I don't think they'll ever Karl's top 'sausages in the toaster' story from ages ago.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hatred's a strong word,
but personally, i just don't find him, or anything he's done, remotely funny.

Especially not The Office or Extras, and i even tried watching his stand-up, and that was dire too.
 (dieselmonkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Opinions on the internet? OMG! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like him.....
he can be a bit swarmy sometimes but he is fooking funny!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post thats what i think
ghost town is funny, but at times he just annoys me. not as much as robbie williams tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghost Town is win!
mainly for Kristen Wiig though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *fears for future of philosophy*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the audio compression on that hurts my ears
I'm sure it's probably funny but I had to turn it off
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I know :(
Really shoddy unfortunately.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Turtle rapes shoe
ronsol!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post this was on a few days ago
he really does like it tho :D
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post musical version :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWoskjWQ9Bw
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post benny version :P
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=zDiR7UxI8Ow
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeee .... eeeeee
:D

Its how I'd imagine an old man fucking

(not that I imagine this)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Yeah...
*FWAPS*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post its already got a winkly neck :P
and strange yellow stuff around around its mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeewww
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Darren, gadget bloke from the Steve Allan show just passed by with this:

Click for bigger (148 kb)

He was at the press launch yesterday and everybody was given one. I remember thinking a walkman was flash in the eighties, be implants next
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Next generation iPod
capable of storing a thousand tunes apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post o_O ... but i don't need or ever want an ipod
for i'd like a gadget that does everything

Phone
Music
Calendar
Email
Games
Pedometer
Internets
wi-fi hub
Camera
Alarm

oh i have one - N95 8GB! YAYS
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
tho it has a shit battery life. and keeps crashing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post stop installing dodgy apps ... ;)
my camera occasionally think sits on with QIK and therefore its a bit of a bugger when that haoppens but otherwise its been sweet and never fails me .. :)

o and make sure you dont have more than 3/5 of your 8GB filled up ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I have N96
battery roxxers way better than my old N95/N95 8gb
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post iPhone!
Phone
Music
Calendar
Contraction Counter
Email
Games
Pedometer
Internets
wi-fi hub
Camera
Alarm
Razor
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yes if you like the thing looking like a skateboard
and have £250 + £35 pm to blow ..
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Got mine as a free upgrade on O2
And it's bigger than a skateboard :P
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post duuur
its a door stopper. a really tiny door stopper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got one.....
oh no hang on.... it is so small I lost it
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a bit different
here - www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Rare Colour pics from the US 30's-40's.
Some really stunning pics - unusual as they are full colour.
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post They look amazing
And not too dissimilar from the Shorpy blog
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post this isn't from the 40s
it's gay pron from the 80s
www.pdnphotooftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/carpentertva.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post thats good
but this one has nipples (sort of)
www.pdnphotooftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kentuckyworker.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that one in particular.
It looks unreal in a way - like it's been shot with studio lighting in front of a greenscreen. Must be the depth of field at work or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never had so many spammy pop-ups from one site before...
Probably 40 or 50 in about 10 seconds (after navigating away from the page)

Beware!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ad block mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No problems here
(on Firefox)
 (I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible pics!
Several saved to the HD
 (I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Jezze Rae - Chainsaw
I can't stop watching this. It's the girls what do it...
(1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post frilly fetish u have

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post a fine choice!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason, that video reminded me ...
of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qW0Edq1KqI&feature=related
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
what i was thinking
 (elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
What about this Mcewan's ad - I used to work with the keyboard player. (terrible lager)

edit:
Ooh - no embedededededness...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmkaDqT-Z-E&feature=PlayList&p=2AA55D2C52470796&index=0&playnext=1
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesse Rae
doing The Thistle at the fete is my favourite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hHRf1Pbnw as you'll see I've marked 3:22 as the highlight.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Windmill! I made this!
With apologies to the Gilliam.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nicely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post how did you make that?
jealous..

very wooo!!! ning monty! hows resi 5?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post After Effects!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Woo!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Old as the hills but still great
Something to brighten the day :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post thats cheered me up :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
BBC site.

Rollercoaster.

*wants a go*

That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post do you have to cut your own leg off to disembark?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a little like the Nemesis
Except for the 110 degree drop! I don't think I'd go on that, I hate the Oblivion.

www.b3ta.com/links/Thorpe_Park_SAW_The_Ride_Testing
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ach - missed that.
I've only been on Oblivion once - but I have a soft spot for Nemesis.

I used to live near Alton Towers, and my school would start back a day or two later than the others in the area - so early September would usually involve a trip to the place when it was almost deserted.

I managed to get six or seven goes on Nemesis in about half an hour on one occasion in 1994. Just got off, charged around, and got on again. Hurrah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Nemesis is brilliant fun. I got a headache from going on it too much ;)I wish Air was a wee bit faster, that would then be my favourite ride in Alton Towers. The Haunted House comes a close second.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love the Corkscrew ...
sadly now closed

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7718618.stm
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time this was posted ;)
I said HELL YES!!!!

And I know its at Thorpe Park but it has given me an urge to go to Alton Towers if anyone fancies at b3ta day out!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS!!!
I work next door to there on Tuesdays and I get a couple of free tickets, Id be up for it. Mind you Im not sure how good it would be for my balance issues. You might have to push me round in a wheel chair vomiting after a few rides.

Depends on the day as well. Obviously during the week and outside of school hols is the best to avoid queues but that could be an issue with people getting time off work.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post HELL YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *searches for relevance to atheism*
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be there tomorrow.
Woo hoo!
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Quantum Jumping!
"Quantum Jumping is the process of “jumping” into parallel dimensions, and gaining creativity, knowledge, wisdom and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself."

Hippy bollocks. But quite funny hippy bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that Ziggy?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh Boy"!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9267018
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *signs up*

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
not necessarily "hippy bollocks". Hypnagogia is a phonemenon where you can have direct access to your subconscious. And yes it's like talking to someone else, but with your voice, very demoralising if it slags you off lol!

/suffers from Hypnagogia
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
*draws attention to "jumping into parallel dimensions" bit*

I stand by the hippy bollocks claim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just his way of saying
"whacking one out"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post let's Goooo!
what are we waiting for
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever noticed
There is a direct correlation between the length of a web page and the total amount of bollocks the product it is trying to sell spouts?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post Unintentionally racist kids book?
God edit: I've taken your referral link out; please don't do that sneakily
 (whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No it isn't.
On another note I must stop clicking on Amazon links. They all show up in your recently looked at section on Amazon's home page.

Since my wife also looks at this (shared) home page she was a little surprised that I had been looking at "grow your own sex toy", "Highschool Musical duvets" and other assorted weirdness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst!
Check this out.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I really shouldn't have....
...now I'm in trouble :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And
This.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post im blaming rob
for the amazons bright idea of showing me other horse products that they offer after last weeks newlestter
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post the other one link at the bottom made me cringe slightly
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LRbc9VyNL._SS500_.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Because of the ginger on there?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Partridge + ABBA = Win
1. Because it's possibly my favourite comedy moment
2. Because I'm making an ABBA documentary and this is the only thing that's making it bearable
3. Because it's Friday
(pipsterk It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
excellent *clickety*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post first class
love the kate bush one too
 (Stocksie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Legend. The rock medley on the latest tour was amazing too. Under Pressure - anyone found it on YouTube?

I couldn't find it, but here's the Kate Bush one anyway:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IZwOOGGrU
 (eagle-eye, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post CR3 is a genius - according to Samsung!
well done mate - and i had no idea you were behind the Diesel thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He's too clever
He'll create cyborgs that will be the destructor of humanity.

I say we kill him now, just to be safe.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is
I like CR3 but i also have a liking with humanity - But which is best .

Theres only one way to find out

FiiiGHT!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll kill us all!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done Cr3
nice one.

Shame it's windows though... ;)
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, but...
... you work for the wankers who made the 'Ford Sport Ka - cat' viral which is very unpleasant.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post for pigeons?
.......
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No...
... the cat decapitation one. It's on Youtube - only watch it if you like the idea of watching a cat being decapitated.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one, get off on that sort of shenanigan..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You...
... 'get off' on the sight of a live cat being decapitated?
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Iceman Cometh
Hi res pics of that frozen Iceman bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Though I'm hungry for beef jerky now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sicks up a bit*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You had some already?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
but it's stuck between my teeth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that crashed my browser
thank god!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post tsssh
IE just isnt what it used to be
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Oh! The beautiful language that Mr Littlejohn uses to illustrate his P.O.V. Lots 'youtube' style comments follow.
Right as usual Richard. I don't see what's wrong with racial profiling. I mean, never mind that this man hasn't committed a crime and is exercising his right to free speech, I too would like to see him lose his job and put in a prison.

I know we're both for free speech in general but I didn't realise Muslims could have human rights too.

- Sam Walton, Brighton, England, 13/3/2009 10:55
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped reading after the first five words...
"You couldn't make it up"
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'then my work here is done'
;-)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed about half of the next sentence too,
until I saw the word "Muslim".

Well, obviously you could make it up, Mr Littlejohn, because you obviously do.

There really is no word in any language to describe the full awfulness of this man. Charlie Brooker had described him as a man who smells of old scotch eggs eaten in a hot Ford Cortina. How right he is.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i think he has a point - An extreme muslim working in Lutons baggage handling.... COME ON !
* if its true though i suppose.....
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
I think that "I've got a certificate to prove I could pick up a brick from the bottom of the deep end. (Along with a cycling proficiency certificate, it's about the only qualification I have got.)"

just about sums him up nicely.
 (marlboroman, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You cnut.
I fucking loathe that shit-spewing excuse for a man. Journalism is about information, not opinion and his hate-filled rants stand as little more than anti-islamic, xenophobic propaganda.

I've just spent god knows how long letting the Fail know how 'sick', 'vile' and 'disgusting' I think it is. That's 20 mins of my life I'm not getting back.

My blood is fucking boiling now. Almost as much as that dozy bint and her rant about the Dunblaine teenagers t'other day.

GGGgaaaaahhrrrrhrhrhhh!!!

*Seethes*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Robots Need Love too!
Posting this again as I have more info on the vid now.

Basically my mate colin (colin odd is his real name, fits well!) made this vid with his mates and it´s done really well. It´s the second time they´ve gone into leeds dressed as ´boxmen´.

But the music is awesome... an elechy guitar, 3 game boys and some other gadgets create the sounds. ´chiptune´ songs they are known as =)

From this guy:
www.myspace.com/superpowerless (won an mtv/voda competition too!)

You can download and listen to his tracks for free.

Should put a smile on your faces this morning :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww
:-)
 (Cap'n, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *robot hug*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD MY LIMBS

(Cap'n, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post UR JACKET. GIVE IT TO ME.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *added to myspace theme music*
i love this! saw it the first time round, and now have to listen to it multiple times daily.

Excellent stuff - I like their 8 bit version of Blink 182's Dammit too :D
 (Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
It rocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post FREE HUGS!

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post "He's going to mess with my head!" NSFW I made this!
Inspired by Planearm's post below. NSFW for potty mouth.

And congratulations to Werzzal for getting all the TV Themes correct! Badge on it's way.



The Answers:
1 Man about the House
2 M*A*S*H
3 Dick Barton Special Agent
4 Man from U.N.C.L.E
5 The Great Egg Race
6 C.A.T.S Eyes
7 Picture Box
8 The Gentle Touch
9 Robin's Nest
10 V
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only assume that Werzall
watched far too much TV in the 70's and 80's!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft...

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Six youtube classics in two minutes by a portly intern
Some Israeli company decides to re-enact some classic YouTube vids with a surprisingly good effect.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Like a Bawwws NSFW
I'm currently ending pretty much every sentence in my head with this.

NSFW for some blue language

GC says no...like a boss
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a link post Wasn't this a FP post a week or so ago?
(scroll down)

Shouldn't they have some kind of credit on there?

I TOTALLY didn't make this.
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed it is...
i saw it when it was first posted.
no credit to our coast of yemen? ow
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That was Coast Of Yemen's IIRC
Thieving bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd better get the cash. Cheeky little fuckers.
I hate ryanair, their pilots are all really fucking bad at their job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post /replying to a thread 10 hours late blog
A Ryanair pilot emailed me the link in the first place, so I can't complain.

I'm going to write to them and see what happens. I have to say I don't have high hopes.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you let /board know of the competition?
They really ought to be involved...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thieving CNUTS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post They should rephrase that as:
and wNick from b3ta. Fabulous prizes to be won.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever devils
They must spend some good cash on a good PR chappie.

That is very smartly getting in a first blow against any viral / evil anti-ryanair campaign.

I do not like them.
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)

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