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This is a link post Beastie Boys - Yauch Announcement
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Rap it or GTFO

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that comment
wins
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
ooh again! lovely.

Yauch doesn't half remind me of Tommy Carcetti form the Wire these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironic
Given the furore in the 80's when the Beastie Boys refused to play for a group of kids with cancer
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't that..
...just some sensationalist bollocks invented by the sun/mail/some other comic to sell papers?
 (dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post he gotta fight
for his right...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post license to ill
ahem
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Thieving Safari Park Baboons Get ASBOs
Baboons have been issued with ASBOs after breaking into car rooftop luggage boxes at a drive-through safari park.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading this on the BBC
crafty rapscallions

Edit: This was also a staged photocall according to my colleague
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of my front room!
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why
don't they just drive off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post I made a running blog! I made this!
Hopefully this'll provide a vaguely entertaining account of the madness behind why I get up at 7am to running 10 miles quite casually, and maybe the odd shock pic if I get bleeding nipples from the next marathon.
 (LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you!
I was just about to post my running blog. Now everyone will think i'm a bandwagon arse. Good work though, *bookmarked*

I'm doing two half marathons a week apart in september. because i'm a big girl and i run like one too. good luck wit your shizzle.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Just admit it
You're doing a marathon but know you're gonna have to stop halfway and it will take a week to recover.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It just means that he can pay extra attention to both chunks of distance *nods sagely*
Good luck with them though! If you have a blog knocking around, please post it so I can make notes as well!
 (LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
Wish you the best.

My Dad's a runner so I have 2nd hand experience of the crap you;re going to go through. (lots of minor injury's just as you reach your peak)

Here's a good athletics site: www.athletics-weekly.com/

One of my neighbours is in that small and dwindeling group of nutters that have managed to run every single London Marathon. Quite impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm annoyed at running today
just got turned down for the marathon de sables

But nice
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I picked up some Fivefingers KSOs yesterday
but had to sandpaper my bedroom wall last night so I still haven't tried running in them.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Marathon
Does this mean that Virgin have announced who has and hasn't got in for the London Marathon? This is my second year I've applied, I hope I get in!

I'm currently running 3 miles 4 times a week, then slowly increasing my distance over the next few months. I want to be running two 10 mile runs a week by the end of the year.

It sounds like you enjoy your running a lot, have you ever done the Grizzly Run?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, don't worry, I think it's October when they draw the ballot.
I hope you get in as well! It's a great experience, and by the sounds of it, you'll be nicely in shape for next April. Nothing like four solid hours of hot sweaty activity eh?
 (LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I did the Grizzly in 4 hours 15 minutes
That was up and down hills, on pebbled beaches and through a really sticky bog. I'm hoping for a similar time for the marathon, though running flat straight streets is going to be tough.

Good luck yourself, you have been added to my b3ta bloggers blog roll thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese girl interviews Harry Potter Stars
She is one excited fan girl! Sweet and funnee...
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very sweet
Genuine happy going on there
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post She smells like old grannies ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She may just be
the happiest person I've ever seen.
 (Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Gleeeeeee Personified!

*Can I Touch?!*
 (I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Little Nemo animation
Happy Toast's Shynola link reminded me of this work by Windsor McCay
(spiggytopes, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This was also exactly what I had in mind
I think it's the drowning/little dancer girl that does it
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post was it actually animated by Mr McCay? or just based on his artwork?
beautiful animation, way ahead of its time
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
I AND very surreal
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh off the presses, new District 9 tv clip

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *drools*
I so want this film to be good
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It does look quite good
so far...?
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is going to be ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
hope the plot delivers rather than defaulting to trigger happy nonsense
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post the build up has been promising
in it being more to do with racism, the underhanded nature of military and such like, so I'm hoping the robots, spaceships, space aliens, ray guns and explosions are just the icing on the cake :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Moesha's Dad's in it!

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I am really looking forward to this

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wibble
That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Rated R for bloody violence and pervasive language.
Finally, a sci-fi film that doesn't hold back! :-D
 (Random Man, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yes!
Anyone know if it's UK release is also 14th August?
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post UKs oldest working TV
Clever man manages to get Freeview working on a 1936 set.


May be GC but the computer says no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot to report how well it shows porn.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive Geek Porn Alert!!
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Bambi loves pussy
the love that dare not speak its name.....

SFW
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post bless

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post crack?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that man has
a face to head ratio thats out of whack
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Body Art
CT Scans turned into art.

Totally SFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh lovely.

(Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They can have a picture of me in a bikini if they like.
I'd even be prepared to live off burgers for a few weeks until I have DD man-boobs.

They'd love it. The tarts.

edit: re: the hats thing. I think that pencil-thin mustaches are in fashion too.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah she's still too thin. Give me a proper woman.
Ref trilby hats.
There's plenty of Nathan Barley types in the Northern Quarter in Manchester that wear them so, yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!
I think Nathan Barley pre-dates Pete Doherty (sic?) in the trilby wearing/cunt stakes.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Daily Fail in some amazingly balanced and well thought out journalism
Their 'review' of Lars von Trier's Antichrist.

Highlight of the piece is probably "I haven't seen it myself, nor shall I - and I speak as a broad-minded arts critic, strongly libertarian in tendency. But merely reading about Antichrist is stomach-turning, and enough to form a judgment".

Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Top-notch.
Unusually, the comments at the bottom err on the side of sanity.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
I've seen some of Lars von Trier's films and based on those and what I've heard, I really won't be watching Antichrist
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not certain I've ever seen anything by him.....
What's the deal? Is he good? Bad? Can someone pitch MR LVT in 10 words?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like David Lynch, but more fucked up

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha thanks
And in 9 words no-less! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he hates women and wants to upset people in the name of art
his films are generally without any form of compassion and tend to end badly in a depressing "I could have done without that" kind of way.

Dancer in the Dark (the one with Bjork playing a blind woman who is sentenced to death) is a relatively cheery musical one if you want to dip your toes in at the sunny end.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaaaa! So I have seen at least one of his output
But Blimey! If you say Dancer in the Dark was the HAPPY end of his spectrum..... 0_0
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched Dogville recently
When I realised it was all shot in a black room with set markings I thought "oh no." But I really warmed to it. Not enough to value his auteuristry though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my personal favourite,
"Another bizarre but typical judgment from this panel of experts whose names we don't even know (and so we don't even know if they are parents)"

Speaking as a mother.....
 (Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet its nowhere near the depths of some of the flicks available from torrent sites.
Ahem...allegedly, according to a bloke down the pub.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i was amazed that the majority of comments
were anti the reviewer, who does seem like a bit of a stick in the mud. I mean, what's wrong with a little genital mutilation every now and then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm Willem
he's nice...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't met him myself,
nor shall I - and I speak as a broad-minded internet user, strongly libertarian in tendency. But merely reading about Christopher Hart is stomach-turning, and enough to form a judgment.

He's a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't read the article myself...
...but based on preconceptions I won't like it as it will be crap. :)


well ok, I did read it, sounds an interesting film. I'm not a Lars fan, but really liked Dogtown; Besides, if it's crap I can always walk out....
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Thanks for the warning - I won't be watching it as I don't class sex and violence as entertainment"
That's where you and I differ "Angel" from Midhurst West Sussex
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "That's just my opinion
I accept we are all differant."
 (I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Indian Thriller
probably better than Filipino Prisoner Thriller and Italian Spiderman... combined.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:07, Reply)
This is a link post Shynola's utterly fantastic new video
spoilt slightly by it being a bland Coldplay song (that it appears will be re-edited to actually fit the visuals)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post wow - i'm speechless
though i do note - I spotted Itchy and Scratchy's skulls! Woo.
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I relly enjoyed that too
I doubted for a while that they actually used chalk on the road and had done some clever special effects. But it was lovely. Liked the way the manhole cover was used as a planet later on. Must have taken ages.
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
must have taken months of planning assuming it is all done with chalk frame by frame. anyone got a url for the making of?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That's epic work. I like.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Aliens in Northampton
70's|80's local tv report on a new song released for the charts...some 'grate' moments...ah, I'm told this may have been posted before - apologies if GC and all that.
(LambyFlavouredAirBiscuit will be having a dump at precisely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:32, Reply)
This is a link post 9/11 from another perspective NSFW

(munkybitch, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent find!
Chavez/Venezuela will be top of the list when the next republican presidency gets bored.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for that

(just_steve, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk people yoga positions

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This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!
thats excellent!

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post GLAAAAAAASSSSS COOOOOOOOOCKKK!!!!!
</cunt>
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Balloon Network
Delivery Update
(largoembargo ???, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This could be the precursor to alcoholism.
Why isn't MIke repairing hydraulic systems!

And why does my soul feel so very cold and empty?
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Your soul is a refrigerator.
Fill it with delicious treats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It is set at 45 degrees F.
Balloons hate that temperature.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:07, Reply)
This is a link post Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs
If you've got a little time to sit down and read something, here's a ballsy action tale about velociraptors from space. And they're looking to get guns.

Also, there's a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a monster truck.
 (HeilBush Lurking since 2004, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wanted to be Charlie Brooker?
Well now you can at least pretend.

Just being this up on your computer screen, sit infront of the TV and complain about everything that you see :D

Enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh
Took me ages to really understand what I was looking at, but that's rather cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:20, Reply)

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