Brick in a washing machine
Black metal version.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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Arf!
Love it
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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Careful with that snake
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It was in my face so I bit it
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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Is this what he actually says?
I'm rubbish as languages :(
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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To Be Fair
If I was the snake, I would have...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:51,
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iPhone Auto Correct
Probably been posted but search is spannered
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I get the impression that most of those are too contrived to be real...
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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have you tried using an iphone?
It's easily possible.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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Everything about typing with an iphone..
..is terrible. Tiny keys that you can't use unless you've got the fingers of a 2 year old, horrible and innacurate prediction thingies.
It ruins a really nice device.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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It's lucky I have the fingers of a two year old!!
/goes off to freezer to get them.
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b3tan djlumpyrulesok has this in one of his excellent mixes
Well worth a download!
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Look here, some more excellent death metal-ish drumming by Dirk Verbeuren!
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Through my many minutes of lurking, I've noticed you've all developed a healthy appetite for metal drumming. Here's the dream pairing of Devin Townsend and Dirk Verbeuren. Both men are monsters, yet adorable little things.
NSFW due to language, and that's about it.
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*Click*
I'm going to see Devin Townsend on Sunday, hope he plays some songs from Deconstruction, can't wait for that album
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*fap fap fap fap*
Heading to the Glasgow gig on Monday with a mate, some beer and a big stupid grin.
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not good.
like working in a busy machine shop. technique without soul.
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What a load of shit!
I've seen kids play better on the pots and pans. Infact, it's sounds the same. If you want decent drumming, check out Morgan Rose from Sevendust. Or the daddy of them all, Dave Lombardo.
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Of all the people you could pick...
...Lombardo? The man's good at 16ths on the kicks and that's about it. No technique, no flair, nothing special.
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Falconhoof
Apparently Limmy's Show ia actually funny, didn't bother watching it cos I assumed it was BBC gving money to scots cos they're "regoinal" rather than funny.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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Falconhoof is the ebst thing on his show.
I watched the "best of" recently and this was the only char that made me smile.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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Kill Jester.
(as I posted here before) my fave from that episode was the series of sketches of him dancing in drag to "Man, I feel like a woman", which ended with this.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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Best thing to come out of Scotland
With the possible exception of deep fried Maltesers. Marty Pellow's still shit.
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That's...Marti Pellow to you youngling.
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Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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no!
Limmy show is fucking hilarious. He is also very talented. He does all effects himself. Almost like a b3ta t.v.
the second episode in this series is awesome, but watch the first for the 'open sign' sketch. Piss myself everytime :-)
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Pity the Scottish!
Without them all English would be considered 'mild'.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:03,
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Ads worth spreading - TED initiative
Yo,
nice collection of ads here, selected by TED - and you'll be delighted to know that your obsession for Detroit will be addressed through a Chrysler ad.
Don't entirely agree with their ratings (Americans love a bit of melodrama) but some are great.
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Right wing Americans protesting Muslim charity event
This been on here yet? Just wanted to check. It's a bit horrific.
Not sure why embedding doesn't work...
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Haven't seen it
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the most vocal in all these videos are always the women? I don't know why, but I expected more ignorant anger from the men.
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Ignorant anger comes from the men
Downright batshit crazyism comes from the women.
And that's science fact, there's no evidence for it, but it's scientific fact.
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Moderate Americans need to start speaking out against these extremists
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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That sounds like liberal tree-hugging pinko commie talk
I think moderate Americans are too scared to speak out
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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I expect so
it seems any act or words that is seen to be against the Christian Jingoism is considered atheist/heathen/liberal/anti-American
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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YOU ARE BOTH FASCIST LIBERALS
Real Americans aren't scared of anything! So they can't be real americans anyway so who cares about what they think?! they shud just go bak home bak wher they came from bet they cant even lern english.
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I think the whole world needs to start speaking out against these extremists
Although you shouldn't listen to me. I'm biased. And a little buthurt that my mate got shot at by Israelis
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Wow, first time my Facebook updates were faster than B3ta :O
I'll say here what I said on Facebook...
The whole "One nation under God" part of the Pledge of Allegiance was added in 1954. Breaking the First Amendment in doing so by respecting Christianity over anything else. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Both the Protesters and the Charity have a right to do what they were doing. While what the protesters were doing was hateful, it is protected by free speech. They prevented no-one from gathering and threatened no violence.
However, it is the idea that America is a Christian Nation over anything else which is stoked by the government and fuelled by the rampant paranoia of it's middle-class and working-class citizenry that caused this, frankly disgusting, protest.
The protest is a symptom of the rise of a new kind of McCarthyism that strove to find and ostracise communist traitors (a worthy cause) that ended up targeting left-leaning artists, scientists, novelists, actors and free-thinkers that now has begun targeting Terrorists (another worthy cause), and has ended up targeting Muslims.
The question Americans have to ask themselves is: The result of McCarthyism left America with the Hippy Movement, if you really, honestly and truly want to make America a Nation for Christians only, you're going the wrong way about it.
But then again, Fundamentalist followers were never the brightest lot.
bit of a rant there actually.
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top words
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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I love the way that most of them bring up the founding values of the USA
Well, I actually hate it. But here we go:
Benjamin Franklin: "Even if the Mufti of Constantinople [were to send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at his service."
Washington on who to hire: “If they are good workmen, they may be from Asia, Africa or Europe; they may be Mahometans, Jews, Christians of any sect, or they may be Atheists."
But, yeah. Back then government would have told Moslems to go home. Honest.
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thing is, history has proved McCarthy right and hippies are ruining the country
His tactics may have been flawed, but he discovered quite a few Soviet agents working in crucial areas of the US governmen: likely how the Soviets got nukes, which is not a good thing. Don't know how you made the leap from opposing muslims to McCarthy unless it is a label like "boogeyman"
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I'm not saying that McCarthyism didn't work.
It did find spies, just as the Anti-Terrorist laws are finding Terrorists.
But it's having the side effect of shunning a large part of the population (Free thinkers, Scientists, Artist, Actors etc in the case of McCarthyism, and Muslims, and anyone non-Christian in this case).
To say that "Hippies are ruining the country" is rather bland. The hippy movement branched out in many ways, including into Environmentalism, from which we wouldn't have had people willing to spearhead planet-saving green movements for little or no reward.
On the flip-side you can easily say that Republicans are ruining the country and just point to George W Bush, despite the fact that he was re-elected and his tenure as president did have some positive benifits. (like making it profitable to jump on environmentalism)
Blaming one thing for ruining a country is the flimsiest straw man ever. Except maybe saying that something is the flimsiest straw man ever.
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You need to fiddle about with the address a bit.
Copy the link below, click "EDIT", then paste it into the URL & it should embed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NutFkykjmbM
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Disgusting.
It shames the US that its voices of reason are being drowned out by the voices of ignorance and hate.
Hate ain't the American way, shirley?
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Congratulations
right wing America. I didn't think I could be any more disgusted by you, but you found a way!
Mmmm, that's good Christian values.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25,
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the guy at like 4:45 sounds exactly like he's from southpark
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MIchael Caine's flat-hunt
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I made this!
That's not cockney rhyming slang. Redub of Harry Brown.
NSFW for rude bit.
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Extreme moonwalking.
Hmmm.... I wonder if it was filmed in Chicago?
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The Royal Wedding 2011
I made this!
I recently got asked to make a video at work celebrating the royal wedding. This is what I handed in, still awaiting feedback...
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hahaha!
the men in white coats are on their way.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Recording the world's smallest album
I made this!
Chromeo go into the studio to record the world's smallest album
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Reminds me of...
this album.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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Luckily, no one else was harmed during the making of this film.
What a total mental.
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Well, that was horrible.
Welcome to 21st century america- where people will "pray for you brother" whilst carefully filming on their phones, but not actually doing anything to help.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:32,
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its not just fucking america
i was walking down oxford street last year when a cable some men where working on went bang...the guy lost an arm or something....
and the whole scene was full of people holding up thier phones to take pictures over the hoarding the ambulance put up....
i hope everyone who filmed it has the same thing happen to thier kids....
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Christ. I'd like to think if I were in that situation I'd be able to do something to help,
or at least find someone who could.
(and not just because my phone doesn't have a camera).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I pull over whenever I see a car by the side of the road
Every single time I broke down in the past, the RAC switchboard was always too busy. Back then I would have loved for someone to stop and help. Now I've learned to do it myself, I try to make the world a little happier place to be in. Same with people looking lost - I'll always go offer directions politely.
I just can't imagine walking past a medical emergency like nothing serious had happened.
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yeah i always stop for broken down motorists...
especially if they are women....and alone....
.....or with kids
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That's really rather sinister sounding
I do hope you aren't implying I'm a bad sort. I didn't say "I have taken drunk people home" before, because that sounds bad. But I've helped a guy who was passed out next to the river when I was walking back one night, one who was wandering around in my street, and one girl who'd had several bottles of wine that night - helped all of them to get home. I feel I must state that they went to *their* homes (not mine) with neither hanky-panky nor rumpy-pumpy, and I never saw any of them again.
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Don't panic Jelly,
I think Mr Darwin was typing with one hand whilst writing that.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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And strangling a prostitute with the other.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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holy shit
I was being sarcastic...but your response... wow.... me think thou doth protest too much there!
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I like the pose he makes when he lands. Still, pretty fucking mental!
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i wonder if he was walking like that before he got on the roof
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top1
I meant to say 'Top Reply!'
Love it.
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littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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That's crazy shit.
I had a mate who hung off an overhang on a cliff once and made me take a photo from above as he did it. I kept saying 'No please, no...' But then he was hanging so I just did it. I nearly fell off into the sea looking through the viewfinder. Still gives me nightmares. Good photo though!
It was on the West coast of Ireland (Aran Isles) and we were the only people about he had the car keys as well so if he had slipped I would have a had a very long walk back to the town to wonder how to break the news to his Dad. Madness...
EDIT: I have it here if anybody cares!
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Here it is...
The place from above - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/DunAengus.jpg
Me on the overhang - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/the_overhang.jpg
Him hanging off it - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/madness.jpg
You can tell by the ripples in the water how high it was!
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Who wants to see Bobby Davro REALLY hurting himself?
The axis of evil of Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggers torture Bobby Davro for your entertainment.
Not funny, unless you really hate Bobby Davro
Lotsa views but GC says no
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I have some bad news for you...
Been doing the rounds that one! Soz.
EDIT: still good linkage though.
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I have no beef with Mr Davro...
...but I laughed my cock off at that
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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The Worst Observation in Internet History
In 1993, playwright and "Internet enthusiast" John Allen made this observation of the interenet
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Darklord, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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Some of the comments are self-defeating greatness
"keep your negativity to yourself, cockmunch"
"Liberals are a bunch of fascist...retards"
"atheists do support theocracy"
"Fuck you in your nazi leftist asshole...yada yada pope something"
To be fair, b3ta manages to miss out on a lot of the above, so he was half-right.
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he did make some good points
he was talking about communities, rather than the horror that is Social networking.
I mean, look at B3ta, alot of us are essentially anonymous to each other yet mostly maintain a cordial tone. Most put-downs or jeers are jovial in nature and unless you're of the thinnest skin you are unlikely to take offence. Sure, a few trolls sneak in here and there but it's still very similar to the way Allen described it.
Anonymous commenting on things you'll likely never return to is like graffiti. It'll stay there a while and then it'll be gone from sight after someone cleans it up (or it just goes beyond page 2 and no-one ever reads it again) combined with a lack of moderation is what encourages these dicks to be dicks constantly.
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Oh...nyer nyer nyer!
Go suck a bag of dicks, assbrains!
:P
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Could you be an MI5 surveillance officer?
I did astonishingly badly at this.
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I think I broke it
Can't get this to open... is it just me? Maybe subjects of surveillance aren't allowed to use it.
*runs and closes the curtains*
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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it takes a while to open - took me a few attempts. presumably that was so that my IP address could be tracked and a keylogger installed on my computers. tinfoil hat time again...
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Ha, same here.
So I'm planning to sell myself out to foreign governments.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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Worked in Blackfriars for 5 years
so all correct
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Coincidence? I think not
You terrorist mother fucker!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:04,
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Surely you mean "Admiral Akbar"?
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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"Strictly speaking, there should be no blue whales"
What kind of statement is that? "By my rules this thing that clearly exists shouldn't".
The article should be interesting enough without putting that shite at the top.
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More like
We don't understand something so it must be magic!
I can't explain it, so it should't exist.
Medieval ignorance.
Also, they now know why bumblebees fly and also why controls invert at Mach1. www.physorg.com/news89459870.html
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But that's the representation of the nul hypothesis in words, a description of the thought process that brought it about
It's not arrogance and excessive self-confidence in their own medical knowledge; it's genuine child-like curiousity.
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i thought this was goi9ng to be a philosophical article
interesting none-the-less
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As blue whales are massive........
wouldn't it follow that the cancerous tumors required to kill them off by the time they are 50 years old would need to be equally massive? which would take a lot longer to grow? or am I being a complete dipshit??
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My god's better than your god...
A load of mentals shouting stuff at a bloke having a super-smashing pray in the street.
Yes, it is in America.
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For fucks sake...
why the hell can't they just leave the poor man alone? He's just worshipping his invisible man in the sky. At the end of the day, all the people there talk to one invisible man or the other - why the hate?
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LOL - There's one guy in that video
who knows anything about god. He's the one talking to god and not shouting his mouth off.
I've a pretty good idea who he's praying for.
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“If we praise Jesus by singing all together, it makes this whole exercise seem less bizarre than it really is when you actually stand back and examine it with some objectivity…
Amen”
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When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show.
If you're born in America you get a front row seat.
— George Carlin
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I'm pretty sure he
could sue the pants off of those intolerant shiteating assholes for not letting him practice his religion free of persecution.
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