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This is a link post Brick in a washing machine

Black metal version.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Zanussi moshpit :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the appliance of violence

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - zing!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Love it
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Careful with that snake NSFW
It was in my face so I bit it
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hasta la tittie

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this what he actually says?
I'm rubbish as languages :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post no idea.
sounds like it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post De hazza da titti!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *winces*
*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post To Be Fair

If I was the snake, I would have...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post iPhone Auto Correct
Probably been posted but search is spannered
 (skintagain, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression that most of those are too contrived to be real...

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post have you tried using an iphone?
It's easily possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about typing with an iphone..
..is terrible. Tiny keys that you can't use unless you've got the fingers of a 2 year old, horrible and innacurate prediction thingies.

It ruins a really nice device.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's lucky I have the fingers of a two year old!!
/goes off to freezer to get them.
 (cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This is a link post Fanlight Fanny
:-S
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post b3tan djlumpyrulesok has this in one of his excellent mixes
Well worth a download!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Look here, some more excellent death metal-ish drumming by Dirk Verbeuren! NSFW
Through my many minutes of lurking, I've noticed you've all developed a healthy appetite for metal drumming. Here's the dream pairing of Devin Townsend and Dirk Verbeuren. Both men are monsters, yet adorable little things.

NSFW due to language, and that's about it.
(Cloaca dacka dack dack, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
I'm going to see Devin Townsend on Sunday, hope he plays some songs from Deconstruction, can't wait for that album
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *fap fap fap fap*
Heading to the Glasgow gig on Monday with a mate, some beer and a big stupid grin.
 (MordecaiTheFoul and his light-up owl., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post not good.
like working in a busy machine shop. technique without soul.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shit!
I've seen kids play better on the pots and pans. Infact, it's sounds the same. If you want decent drumming, check out Morgan Rose from Sevendust. Or the daddy of them all, Dave Lombardo.
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Of all the people you could pick...
...Lombardo? The man's good at 16ths on the kicks and that's about it. No technique, no flair, nothing special.
 (Cloaca dacka dack dack, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Falconhoof
Apparently Limmy's Show ia actually funny, didn't bother watching it cos I assumed it was BBC gving money to scots cos they're "regoinal" rather than funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The sun's out and this is splendid.
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Falconhoof is the ebst thing on his show.
I watched the "best of" recently and this was the only char that made me smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill Jester.
(as I posted here before) my fave from that episode was the series of sketches of him dancing in drag to "Man, I feel like a woman", which ended with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that was mine...
Until the Tina Turner last week.
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing to come out of Scotland
With the possible exception of deep fried Maltesers. Marty Pellow's still shit.
 (Cloaca dacka dack dack, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's...Marti Pellow to you youngling.

(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post no!
Limmy show is fucking hilarious. He is also very talented. He does all effects himself. Almost like a b3ta t.v.
the second episode in this series is awesome, but watch the first for the 'open sign' sketch. Piss myself everytime :-)
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pity the Scottish!
Without them all English would be considered 'mild'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post Ads worth spreading - TED initiative
Yo,

nice collection of ads here, selected by TED - and you'll be delighted to know that your obsession for Detroit will be addressed through a Chrysler ad.

Don't entirely agree with their ratings (Americans love a bit of melodrama) but some are great.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Right wing Americans protesting Muslim charity event
This been on here yet? Just wanted to check. It's a bit horrific.

Not sure why embedding doesn't work...
 (Cap'n, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen it
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the most vocal in all these videos are always the women? I don't know why, but I expected more ignorant anger from the men.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignorant anger comes from the men
Downright batshit crazyism comes from the women.

And that's science fact, there's no evidence for it, but it's scientific fact.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Moderate Americans need to start speaking out against these extremists

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like liberal tree-hugging pinko commie talk
I think moderate Americans are too scared to speak out
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect so
it seems any act or words that is seen to be against the Christian Jingoism is considered atheist/heathen/liberal/anti-American
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU ARE BOTH FASCIST LIBERALS
Real Americans aren't scared of anything! So they can't be real americans anyway so who cares about what they think?! they shud just go bak home bak wher they came from bet they cant even lern english.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the whole world needs to start speaking out against these extremists
Although you shouldn't listen to me. I'm biased. And a little buthurt that my mate got shot at by Israelis
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, first time my Facebook updates were faster than B3ta :O
I'll say here what I said on Facebook...

The whole "One nation under God" part of the Pledge of Allegiance was added in 1954. Breaking the First Amendment in doing so by respecting Christianity over anything else. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Both the Protesters and the Charity have a right to do what they were doing. While what the protesters were doing was hateful, it is protected by free speech. They prevented no-one from gathering and threatened no violence.

However, it is the idea that America is a Christian Nation over anything else which is stoked by the government and fuelled by the rampant paranoia of it's middle-class and working-class citizenry that caused this, frankly disgusting, protest.

The protest is a symptom of the rise of a new kind of McCarthyism that strove to find and ostracise communist traitors (a worthy cause) that ended up targeting left-leaning artists, scientists, novelists, actors and free-thinkers that now has begun targeting Terrorists (another worthy cause), and has ended up targeting Muslims.

The question Americans have to ask themselves is: The result of McCarthyism left America with the Hippy Movement, if you really, honestly and truly want to make America a Nation for Christians only, you're going the wrong way about it.

But then again, Fundamentalist followers were never the brightest lot.

bit of a rant there actually.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post top words

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way that most of them bring up the founding values of the USA
Well, I actually hate it. But here we go:

Benjamin Franklin: "Even if the Mufti of Constantinople [were to send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at his service."

Washington on who to hire: “If they are good workmen, they may be from Asia, Africa or Europe; they may be Mahometans, Jews, Christians of any sect, or they may be Atheists."

But, yeah. Back then government would have told Moslems to go home. Honest.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thing is, history has proved McCarthy right and hippies are ruining the country
His tactics may have been flawed, but he discovered quite a few Soviet agents working in crucial areas of the US governmen: likely how the Soviets got nukes, which is not a good thing. Don't know how you made the leap from opposing muslims to McCarthy unless it is a label like "boogeyman"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post how are hippies ruining the country?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying that McCarthyism didn't work.
It did find spies, just as the Anti-Terrorist laws are finding Terrorists.
But it's having the side effect of shunning a large part of the population (Free thinkers, Scientists, Artist, Actors etc in the case of McCarthyism, and Muslims, and anyone non-Christian in this case).
To say that "Hippies are ruining the country" is rather bland. The hippy movement branched out in many ways, including into Environmentalism, from which we wouldn't have had people willing to spearhead planet-saving green movements for little or no reward.
On the flip-side you can easily say that Republicans are ruining the country and just point to George W Bush, despite the fact that he was re-elected and his tenure as president did have some positive benifits. (like making it profitable to jump on environmentalism)

Blaming one thing for ruining a country is the flimsiest straw man ever. Except maybe saying that something is the flimsiest straw man ever.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to fiddle about with the address a bit.
Copy the link below, click "EDIT", then paste it into the URL & it should embed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NutFkykjmbM
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tried it
Still nothing :(
 (Cap'n, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting.
It shames the US that its voices of reason are being drowned out by the voices of ignorance and hate.
Hate ain't the American way, shirley?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
right wing America. I didn't think I could be any more disgusted by you, but you found a way!

Mmmm, that's good Christian values.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post the guy at like 4:45 sounds exactly like he's from southpark

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post MIchael Caine's flat-hunt NSFW I made this!
That's not cockney rhyming slang. Redub of Harry Brown.

NSFW for rude bit.
(dogfood, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Extreme moonwalking.
Hmmm.... I wonder if it was filmed in Chicago?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 'kinell

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the art of...
kiting without kiting
 (bruxia, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Royal Wedding 2011 I made this!
I recently got asked to make a video at work celebrating the royal wedding. This is what I handed in, still awaiting feedback...
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
the men in white coats are on their way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Phobia of Something HORRIFIC
winning
(thequailboy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Recording the world's smallest album I made this!
Chromeo go into the studio to record the world's smallest album
(doodoodoo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
i like this
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of...
this album.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Crackhead Believes He's Superman

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This is a normal post Luckily, no one else was harmed during the making of this film.
What a total mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Crack
is wack
 (Jimmers, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was horrible.
Welcome to 21st century america- where people will "pray for you brother" whilst carefully filming on their phones, but not actually doing anything to help.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post its not just fucking america
i was walking down oxford street last year when a cable some men where working on went bang...the guy lost an arm or something....

and the whole scene was full of people holding up thier phones to take pictures over the hoarding the ambulance put up....

i hope everyone who filmed it has the same thing happen to thier kids....
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ. I'd like to think if I were in that situation I'd be able to do something to help,
or at least find someone who could.
(and not just because my phone doesn't have a camera).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I pull over whenever I see a car by the side of the road
Every single time I broke down in the past, the RAC switchboard was always too busy. Back then I would have loved for someone to stop and help. Now I've learned to do it myself, I try to make the world a little happier place to be in. Same with people looking lost - I'll always go offer directions politely.

I just can't imagine walking past a medical emergency like nothing serious had happened.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i always stop for broken down motorists...
especially if they are women....and alone....


.....or with kids
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really rather sinister sounding
I do hope you aren't implying I'm a bad sort. I didn't say "I have taken drunk people home" before, because that sounds bad. But I've helped a guy who was passed out next to the river when I was walking back one night, one who was wandering around in my street, and one girl who'd had several bottles of wine that night - helped all of them to get home. I feel I must state that they went to *their* homes (not mine) with neither hanky-panky nor rumpy-pumpy, and I never saw any of them again.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't panic Jelly,
I think Mr Darwin was typing with one hand whilst writing that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And strangling a prostitute with the other.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
I was being sarcastic...but your response... wow.... me think thou doth protest too much there!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you're jealous
Now, where do you live? :P
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the pose he makes when he lands. Still, pretty fucking mental!
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post power stance,
a bit terminator like :D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if he was walking like that before he got on the roof

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post top1
I meant to say 'Top Reply!'

Love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's crazy shit.
I had a mate who hung off an overhang on a cliff once and made me take a photo from above as he did it. I kept saying 'No please, no...' But then he was hanging so I just did it. I nearly fell off into the sea looking through the viewfinder. Still gives me nightmares. Good photo though!

It was on the West coast of Ireland (Aran Isles) and we were the only people about he had the car keys as well so if he had slipped I would have a had a very long walk back to the town to wonder how to break the news to his Dad. Madness...

EDIT: I have it here if anybody cares!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see it

(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Here it is...
The place from above - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/DunAengus.jpg

Me on the overhang - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/the_overhang.jpg

Him hanging off it - i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/quosh32/madness.jpg

You can tell by the ripples in the water how high it was!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy bastard
Good photos though
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Mad friend is mad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
A lot to risk for a photo op
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Honkbarn!
Harmless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post Who wants to see Bobby Davro REALLY hurting himself?
The axis of evil of Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggers torture Bobby Davro for your entertainment.

Not funny, unless you really hate Bobby Davro

Lotsa views but GC says no
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have some bad news for you...
Been doing the rounds that one! Soz.

EDIT: still good linkage though.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no beef with Mr Davro...
...but I laughed my cock off at that
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post now do frank spencer

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post The Worst Observation in Internet History
In 1993, playwright and "Internet enthusiast" John Allen made this observation of the interenet
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This is a normal post Officelols!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They let the mongs on!

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the comments are self-defeating greatness
"keep your negativity to yourself, cockmunch"
"Liberals are a bunch of fascist...retards"
"atheists do support theocracy"
"Fuck you in your nazi leftist asshole...yada yada pope something"

To be fair, b3ta manages to miss out on a lot of the above, so he was half-right.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post he did make some good points
he was talking about communities, rather than the horror that is Social networking.

I mean, look at B3ta, alot of us are essentially anonymous to each other yet mostly maintain a cordial tone. Most put-downs or jeers are jovial in nature and unless you're of the thinnest skin you are unlikely to take offence. Sure, a few trolls sneak in here and there but it's still very similar to the way Allen described it.

Anonymous commenting on things you'll likely never return to is like graffiti. It'll stay there a while and then it'll be gone from sight after someone cleans it up (or it just goes beyond page 2 and no-one ever reads it again) combined with a lack of moderation is what encourages these dicks to be dicks constantly.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...nyer nyer nyer!
Go suck a bag of dicks, assbrains!

:P
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Could you be an MI5 surveillance officer?
I did astonishingly badly at this.
 (cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I broke it
Can't get this to open... is it just me? Maybe subjects of surveillance aren't allowed to use it.

*runs and closes the curtains*
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
it takes a while to open - took me a few attempts. presumably that was so that my IP address could be tracked and a keylogger installed on my computers. tinfoil hat time again...
 (cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, same here.
So I'm planning to sell myself out to foreign governments.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Worked in Blackfriars for 5 years
so all correct
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 8/11
is that good? I'd rather have got 9/11
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Coincidence? I think not
You terrorist mother fucker!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ALLAHU AKBAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely you mean "Admiral Akbar"?

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post trap

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Why whales don't exist
Or at least why they shouldn't exist
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Strictly speaking, there should be no blue whales"
What kind of statement is that? "By my rules this thing that clearly exists shouldn't".

The article should be interesting enough without putting that shite at the top.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post well I know
It's like the 'bumblebees can't fly' argument.
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post More like
We don't understand something so it must be magic!
I can't explain it, so it should't exist.
Medieval ignorance.

Also, they now know why bumblebees fly and also why controls invert at Mach1. www.physorg.com/news89459870.html
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's the representation of the nul hypothesis in words, a description of the thought process that brought it about
It's not arrogance and excessive self-confidence in their own medical knowledge; it's genuine child-like curiousity.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought this was goi9ng to be a philosophical article
interesting none-the-less
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post As blue whales are massive........
wouldn't it follow that the cancerous tumors required to kill them off by the time they are 50 years old would need to be equally massive? which would take a lot longer to grow? or am I being a complete dipshit??
 (cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a link post My god's better than your god...
A load of mentals shouting stuff at a bloke having a super-smashing pray in the street.

Yes, it is in America.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post For fucks sake...
why the hell can't they just leave the poor man alone? He's just worshipping his invisible man in the sky. At the end of the day, all the people there talk to one invisible man or the other - why the hate?
 (NufkinCuts Rocking the jaundice yellow!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - There's one guy in that video
who knows anything about god. He's the one talking to god and not shouting his mouth off.

I've a pretty good idea who he's praying for.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
“If we praise Jesus by singing all together, it makes this whole exercise seem less bizarre than it really is when you actually stand back and examine it with some objectivity…

Amen”
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show.
If you're born in America you get a front row seat.
— George Carlin
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure he
could sue the pants off of those intolerant shiteating assholes for not letting him practice his religion free of persecution.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Magical Sky Daddy,
I choose you!

It's not very effective...
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

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