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This is a link post Fake and gay?
Sorry. Just sorry.
(Leemondus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're getting T-Rex and Freddie Mercury mixed up
One smashed up a mini and the other was smashed on mini eggs.
No that's not right either.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post People staring at computers

(bananaprince, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
mindpiss!

Though i thought 'smug apple hipster' first. He works there for christs sake!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they should just call it 'apple cunts'
i mean, look at this nobber:
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnujh4tNJV1qmuig5o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1310129383&Signature=vXmixxEnbcXyXNzvfRBIg3Kbeb4%3D
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post and yet...
I'd hate to see what you could get off a laptop in PC World... The film Deliverance springs to mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet shit, check this tosser out. What a fucking dick.
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 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
Glasses Cock
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Yes. GC

(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post Bindun? Downfall of the NOTW
had a quick look but couldn't see it so apols if corn.

just to point out, absolutely not my own work, but very funny and thought some would like it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post on a related note
Tony Blair visiting news international in 1999
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRL3WlL1dKE
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This intrigues me too
Kay Burley is writing a political sex book where a Blairish PM has affairs with, among others, a Rebekah Wadeish flame haired magazine editor. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/7996634/Lawyers-step-in-over-Kay-Burleys-account-of-prime-ministers-affairs.html But the publishers wanted that flame haired bit changed.

Even stranger Kay has sold product placement from La Senza for the sex scenes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Publisher: HarperCollins
case solved
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT IS BRILLIANT!
MEGA CLICK!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS^^

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed That
and clicked.

But embed the fecker - 'tis only a Youtube vid. Use this:

youtu.be/wtk3yLVUOKg

as the url instead of what you posted.

Say what? Just looked at what I pasted and that's a weird-arsed link. It does redirect to the right video. But I suspect it might break B3ta's auto-embedding. And I'm too pissed to work out why...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No, don't use that this isn't twitter.
Use the real vanilla youtube address to embed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would but..
a) It's been years since I done this and have forgotten how to
b) I'm a spazz

so I'm just going to leave it, unless someone else wishes to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You were so close to begin with, just delete the words after /'watch?' and leave the v=videocode
www.youtube.com/watch?v=videocode is what a plain link looks like. That autoembeds on /links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
Easy for you to say. You sober person you!

Cheers

P.S. ^ he's right
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking German (badly), I get really pissed off with these Downfall edits
But that was fucking superb, and Murdoch as Hitler just made it even better!

*clicks*
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT is legendary!
Kerlicken, ya!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocking ace!
The only Downfall redub I've watched to the end.

As above, mega click!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin superb

(partially shaved feline, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I like that he said "G'day" when he answered the phone
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:10, Reply)
This is a link post Mostly unhaunted
*plop*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah!
Just came to post this meself!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i might stop soon
there is a new one every day, bang on 1pm

Dont wanna be accused of being a spamcunt!

Theyre ace though
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 plop for yes
2 for no

lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post some orbs spotted in the toilet
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
That was brilliant, especially at the end!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Tourretes toilet.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Pull my finger!
I'm 35. Can any older /linksians tell me when this stops being funny?

Suck my glassock.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been giggling at it since 2003 at least!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted with full knowledge of its glass cockyness
Today Matthew, I'm going to be childish...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm way older than you
and I laughed :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post how can anyone be way older than 35?
is that even possible?
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm clinging on by my fingertips
Grateful for every breath
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Farting never stops being funny
Until you shit yourself, then it's hilarious to everybody else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe I've never seen that!
My wife is now laughing like a loon :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And my loon is laughing like a wife.
(I'm actually on my own, but the link did make me chortle.)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mid 40's, still funny
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Graffiti Analysis
Might not interest all, maybe only The Fiend but... Graffiti Analysis is an extensive ongoing study into the motion of graffiti. Custom software designed for graffiti writers creates visualizations of the often unseen motion involved in the creation of a tag. Motion data is recorded, analyzed and archived in a free and open database, 000000book.com, where writers can share analytical representations of their hand styles!

graffitianalysis.com shows you how to and gives you the code etc...

Also Painting your pool using Skateboarders and Spraypaint :

www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab3_1310024540

Or prettify the city with a RoboRainbow :

vimeo.com/19374769
(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Great tool for catching taggers, too
Get the "fingerprints" of their styles in to a massive DB ;-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I jest, I jest. This is pretty awesome.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post In fact, fuck it: I like it. I'm going to click the "I like this" button.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a great like tool!
there is an iPhone app for it to...

I believe these guys are the ones who made the eye detection graffiti writer for Tempt (an amazing writer) Tempt1 was diagnosed with ALS in 2003, a disease which has left him almost completely physically paralyzed… except for his eyes

www.eyewriter.org/

that is awesome too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!

(irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
super freakin cool! I dont think ive come across this before, but im surprised cos its right up my street. thanks for the linky
 (bruxia, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post tis innit!
it is a shame the video is a bit pants but the website is packed with stuff including the code etc so you can give it a whorl yourself :)

I may try it out over the weekend...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Ray of Paparazzi Madonnagaga!
Superb Mashup Madonna vs Lady Gaga - Mike Robe remix...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It all scans well
But damn it's hard on the ears - totally wrong key. They should've pitch-shifted Gaga's voice in line with the Madonna track.
 (Leemondus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Give it a whirl. It works

(openleggy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't seem to work...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just get a big glass cock on my screen. See down the links board about 2 hours ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Soz. Missed it

(openleggy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Guy drinks pure crystal capsaicin extract. NSFW
I have always fancied my chances at the dreaded Bhut Jolokia chilli pepper but this guy consumes pure capsaicin which is way of the scale at 16,000,000 scoville units. He is rather funny as well.
(Fluffster, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the follow up?


Did he take his webcam into the cludge on his next visit?
 (Montyphuq, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He even took on the Naga Viper.
I think the Viper is now the worlds hottest pepper. He did puke though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzkASRiqywk
 (Fluffster, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
He's hard, mean and tough, for having something so spicy!

But he's also a bit of a wuss because he has a teddy bear on his bed.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post And it looks like he used to be a pirate.
How jolly.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's why he says 'arrrrrrrr' a lot.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I disliked him before 15 seconds had elapsed.
Someone who can't tell the difference between chilli and Chile is an idiot. Anyone who talks to a YouTube audience as chilli powderwans is an idiot squared.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post just watch the part where he eats it
the look of agony on his face and the uncontrollable burping are hilarious!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Padawans
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=padawan
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOh that is about 15x more potent than Naga!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me or does he go bluer after eating that stuff? Interesting side-effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, just a change in the light... the wall looks slightly bluer/colder too

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a nice accidental effect though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HNSTOP HTALKING HTHROUGH HNYOUR HNFUCKING HNOSE!




...ahem
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HNLOL!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "woot" ?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I see
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woot

W00t. Good. Right, as you were.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This guys sphincter must look like Gordon Ramseys face.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got some dried bhut naga and some Jolikas in the kitchen.....
My advice, don;t fuck about with them!

A while back did some sweet peppers, sliced, roasted with cheese and hardly any of the bastard chilis in it, tasted awesome but I could still feel the heat about 2-3 hours later!

The hell with pure capsican extract though!

In related news.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_fHTFhm-w&feature=player_detailpage#t=117s
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why o why o why...
...did that fat lad start chanting 'USA'? What has this got to do with patriotism? Or was he celebrating pointless culinary exercises as the underlying basis for his national pride?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually don't mind the fact that he's well irritating
It just makes the payoff that much more satisfying!
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 6:05
Hilarious! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
My initial reaction was rather negative, but then i came round to the fact that actually hes well funny. i might even subscribe
 (bruxia, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got some of that
It's staying in the bottle
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was going to be a very long 11mins.
Turned out to be quiet entertaining *hic* *burp* *ouch*
 (I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Ape with an AK-47
South Africa

(pssst, maybe fake)
(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing to do with the new planet of the apes film at all

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post no....
definitely not....

not at all....

no....
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a new planet of the apes film?
any original ideas being put into film these days?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one film coming up...
...where there's these intergalactic space robots on earth, that can look like normal cars/kitchen appliances/dildos that are out to kill us all (maybe not the dildo robot), and there are some other intergalactic space robots on earth, that are out to protect us from the evil ones (maybe they have the dildo robot).

Bindun?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
but no one goes to see them
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Inception springs immediately to mind.
Also, would you have not made Batman Begins and The Dark Knight simply because Burton and Schumacher had gone there before?

Yes Hollywood mainstream can be incredibly unoriginal, but there are some absolute gems among remakes, reimaginations and book adaptions.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, did you see that film?
Where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man. Your man has the head of the fly and he's chasing his wife all over the place and she's hiding the jam and everything so he won't get stuck in it..?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that was brilliant
they should remake it
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct response was "Out of Africa"
/father ted pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post these days?
this isn't a new phenomena.... hollywood has always remade the same film over and over...

it really irks me when people go "its all shit today"

"it was always shit!"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't stop it being good.
or fun to watch
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That happened to me once.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You were mistaken for a chimp?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly I do have many simian features.
One is contempt for smarmy gits.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, Mr Pissflaps! Twas a joke!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't take a joke because I'm a twat.
Dontchakno
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet...
...I can be a bigger twat, given enough of a run up :-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, the challenge is ON!
;-)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post gay and fake!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen you post that comment on youtube...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post shh or everyone will want one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nit picking but that sounds too damp for an AK-47, especially a poorly maintained one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh
You must be fighting the ladies off with a big, shitty stick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the cattiest comment of the week.
Love it.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Fox knew it was meant affectionately. Didn't you big fella?
*slaps arse*
Ooh, I say. Have you been working out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course of course.
And not unless sitting on your arse all day b3ta-ing and blogging for some uni project is exercise. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah.
Girls love it when you give them gun facts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds more like a light machinegun.
I play COD games, so I know this for a fact (in case my credentials are disputed).
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely sounds belt-fed.
Or at least an AR with some sort of suppressor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Paper Mario
Stop motion Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post Flash beatbox type thingy
Bobby McFerrin eat your heart out
(clink link, doesnt seem to want to play here)
 (Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Me likee
Spent a little too much time playing with this

Cheers for linking
 (MrN uses Vista and Chrome.How do you like them apples?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Rupert The Bare Faced Liar I made this!
Thanks to fellow b3tans for the images.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
This is a link post Australian Countdown

(openleggy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was spoiled by the preview image
but it just kept on giving :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone felt that it was necessary to swap the letters around for comedic value
The original footage said PEMISDUNP.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got "pumped" for 6 letters
or "Nudepimps" for 9
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Moosic man
Some youth centre thingy. Moosic though man, all about the moosic.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do you have a new favourite band...
...now that they are finish?"
And to think we are relying on this lot fund our state pensions :(
 (Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!
What fucktards :)

Just ask her out if you wanna knock boots, innit!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Toilets will always need cleaning.
And these two fine examples fit the bill.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A music show without music.
Isn't it ironic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like it
but have clickedy clicked. Rather important.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
Rabbit in headlights - totally unprepared for that question. This is the sort of thing I love to see, yet hate to see.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post man the flamethrowers
fire at will.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, I recognise that video
Some old-school b3tan uploaded that video, by the way.
 (jaredearle There is no spork., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ You!?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Yup.
 (jaredearle There is no spork., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you implying the video is a shining cock grafted from the finest lead crystal glass? Or are you saying the ginger woman in it has a penis?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are saying the video is from their youtube page
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Question
Is it illegal for a police officer to receive money to release information

or

Is it illegal to offer a police officer money for information?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post both I think
if the deal goes through then both parties should be prosecuted
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of everything.
Police are allowed to be paid for a second job (assuming they have time for one), as long as it doesn't come into conflict with their current job (such as door staff) or Territorial Army.

They aren't allowed to accept money for information, though I'm not too familiar with the ins and outs of it.

In terms of paying police, it's illegal to try and bribe a police officer.

There's all sorts of laws that overlap each other, such as Data Protection, Misconduct in Public Office, and so on, though I think there is one all-encompassing law that pretty much bitch-slaps a bobby down for it. Officers have been sent to prison in the past for this kind of thing (where they have a thoroughly horrible time of things - good, you might say).

In effect, Police shouldn't be seen to be paid for anything Police-related, unless it's the Constabulary they work for who is paying them. Services rendered by the Police (such as football duties) are paid to the Police by the people after the extra cover (such as football clubs), and then overtime is paid to the officers in question. Any other Police-related payments from a non-Police source would be a serious breach of duty.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post very well put.

(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Both.
See Sec.1 of the Prevention of Corruption Act 1906; and Sec.2 of the 1916 Act, which amends the 1906 law, is also very pertinent here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Top finding.
Click from me.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly,
I only knew about the 1906 Act because someone mentioned it on the radio yesterday; and I only learned about the 1916 amendment thanks to Google. No legitimate study went into the acquisition of my knowledge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ach, it's fine
A BSc is still a BSc regardless of whether you learned everything for it at Uni, or home. Knowledge is still important, regardless of how it's picked up.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't even got one of them...
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, a degree from the School of Life.
I have a HND, so no degree either.

Edit: HND stands for 'Higher than a Normal Deity'
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"All that crime we did was within the law"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Rebekah Wade's involuntary eye spasm when she doesn't know the 'right' answer to that question is priceless.
Lucky that both of those aren't chums of Cameron then so they'll get the full force of the law...er...that they're in cahoots with. Oh fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Everytime I see this clip
I think Coulson realises she's fucked up and tries to talk his way out of it.

Which sort of makes you wonder why she was the annointed one in NI while Coulson is now being hung out to dry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more about covering Murdoch's arse
and his soft spot for the gingery boyfriend beater. Coulson damage is more specifically Cameron related. She however, could bring a bigger house of cards down i.e. not only Cam, but also NI and the last govt and most politicians and the filth. Well, by 'down' I mean, temporarily wobbly until everyone gets bored of it. She's a total loose cannon though

We should tool Vince Cable up and give him six free shots.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Would!


*burn them at the stake!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post would
fit rich birds!
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Vintage Adam & Joe - "Roscoe H Spellgood"
This song has been in my head semi-permanently for at least the last 10 years... glad to see someone has put it up on youtube now, haven't seen the video in an age; a little treat to find it again after all this time (even though it's bloody 240p...).
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)
This is a link post Man films people peeing in public by his home NSFW
NSFW due to sneeky couples shagging up against a wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i live round the corner from here
and its the same outside my place... but rather than shout at them i just normally pour a glass of water out the window onto their heads.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the second video has someone shooting a water pistol at them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha thanks for that heads-up
first proper giggle of the day at that second vid!

"Aaaargh! Sorry, sorry, sorry mate!"

Delightful.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0M7DPIlnZ0
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know where that is...
Think I had a piss at the back of that pub once!

EDIT: It was that or piss my pants, and I'm really sorry but that's not going to happen in public.

Pub was closed before you ask and the Holiday Inn up the road chucked me out as I didn't have a card...
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh...
Not condoning pissing in the street but councils need to take some of the blame. Here in Cambridge ALL of the public toilets close at around 5-6pm, so when you stumble out of a pub around midnight... where do you go? (baring in mind you're shit faced)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Use the pub toilet before you leave?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Your useful and sensible suggestion is lost on people who can't walk straight, let alone think straight.
Especially at a time when physiological changes to your body mean you piss 4 times as much as you have ingested.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13798275
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Then don't get yourself so fuckered up?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
although escapism is often difficult to escape
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Having moved from Bristol to Cambridge,
I'm disappointed by the lack of temporary urinals here. They litter Bristol with them on Friday & Saturday nights, and they've come in handy many times.

I like to support this initiative, so make sure I urinate in them whenever possible - it's the least I can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I know they're an ugly acknowledgement of a problem...
...but I'd rather see a temporary useful eyesore than inhale the stink in the alleyways near Kings College!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The annoying thing is...
They USED to have temporary urinals here too... and I used them often.

But the university complained about the "streets becoming toilets" and they were stopped.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "streets becoming toilets"... I assume you see the irony in that!
I do sympathise, when you're bursting and pissed there is sometimes no choice - I probably did it myself when I was a kid I guess... but plan ahead man. Plan ahead. It's someone's house.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I conclude that getting "shit faced" doesn't suit you

(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Your little penis is on the internet"
Guy behind the camera needs to get a costume and become a vigilante superhero.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a lad I took a handfull of shrooms on a night out.
Ended up pissing on the front door of the the Freemasons' Hall.

Good night that
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post now that i can support
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to live right in the centre of town.
Never mind pissing; I caught a bloke shitting in my door way on my out to the shops.
Later that evening I caught a couple shagging in the same spot. She was riding him which meant with every bounce he was having shit ground into his arse.


Man, I love living in the 'burbs now :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

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