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This is a link post in a funny mood, sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post no need for any apologies.
i have actually clicked 'like this' on this one because i do. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post we all are sometimes

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post don't apologise
you have reminded me of an album i love
 (smalldickedandproud, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Best Psychadelic Country Album Evar!
(possibly the only one in its genre), but a fantastic album nonetheless!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Mountain Biker Attempts 68 Foot Jump.
No gloves?
(Sherbs, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I once tried a 6/8 of a foot jump
and the results were almost identical.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I once tried to jump 68 feet
but I don't have 34 friends.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that would have gone so much better with gloves

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He was relatively fine, really.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he
farted a tooth out.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have been wearing mittens & a nice balaclava.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see gloves helping much.
Unless they were Iron Man's or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't panic during that freefall did he?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post shit hiself!
if he hadnt he would have easy made it.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
and he came across like he handled that trail quite well from experience. I guess some leisure activities are best left to those who pursue them
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ~20 years ago...
I used to ride like that...there wasn't much I would not do on a bike.

Even then, gloves were the HAVE to HAVE safety equipment, seriously; and especially after you have had gravel scrubbed out of your hands like a scene from Threads; it's the must have safety basic. Back then everything else cost too much; and as it only lasts for one fall anyway, but gloves... they could save you daily.

One day my front wheel fell off ... hopping off a curb, FFS, of all things. Forks planted, face planted and I was lucky enough to have my teeth stitched back in, anaesthetic and my jaw wired in place that order. It was a proper ouch moment. And the brother who removed / loosened the nuts, the one that was over 10 at the time knows who did it.. don't you? I forgive you.

Having ones teeth stitched in place is really painful. Having ones relatives lean on your forehead while it happens is heartbreaking. But, due to the cunts, I still have teeth. the cunts. cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to hear abou teh gear.
I had Mongoose NX-DH, earlier bikes are proper vintage for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:48, Reply)
This is a link post Go-Go-Gadget Gonads,...
Fails, all landing on the ....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!
managed :10 seconds... not gonna watch that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Up yours, childbirth!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post >.<
Made it to about the 4th one.

Then had to put myself in the recovery position....
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Eye Lasers I made this!
Here's a little video we filmed recently to keep our juices going during general Christmas/newborn baby busyness.

Little fact for you: This is the tidiest our kitchen has and will ever be. I did this for you, the viewer. I hope you're proud of me..?
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Acting reminded of when a pop star does a cameo in a tv show.
A bit like Boy George in the A Team

And that made it all the more awesome. CLICK !
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, what a memory that was!
I'm going to have try and find that on Youtube
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
This: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXogyXuQN4
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me a lot of Bang Bang era Vic and Bob
In a good way!

Good work.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was reminded of "The Weekenders" myself.
An excellent short which deserves to win the Palme D'Or at least. Good work, gents!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post True story.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
NO I WON'T!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE YOU!
you're GREAT!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post I Love The Spring I made this!
Did this song and video about 5 or 6 years ago, but have only just put it online. It's all a bit strange really.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nifty song that.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Judging by the way this woman walks out of the car she appears to have shat herself.
The gentleman with her jet-washes her back & front doors, and shitted underwear.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all been there
I once shat myself at a Michael McIntyre gig.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop the internet!
Nothing will ever beat this.

Ever.
 (dribl, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How strange!
I was going to suggest that a jet washer might be a little dangerous around orifices, but I guess she appears to have enough rolls to offer some resistance to the pressure...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brazilian hot wax!

(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I would love to learn the circumstances of how this ended up on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ive always wondered who pays for the £100 service at those £5 car washes.
now i know. someone who`s shat their pants
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the sort of thing you look for on the internet?

(fujiflid, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A woman being jet washed down like a elephant at a zoo
After shitting her pants, yes that's the type of thing I look for in a video clip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually just look for pics of you.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never live down my 2 men 1 bucket routine.

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post For the two of them it appears to be an ordinary occurence
Aw, shit, it's happened agin' Bubber.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit happens

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
a perfect example of true love.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have buffed it up to a nice shine afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she has Crohn's disease and couldn't make it to the toilet or something

(munkybitch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post Black Soundless Watermelons I made this!
Another tune what I did. Unfinished. Don't know how to finish. Any suggestions?
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I have over 30 unfinished tunes sitting on my hard drive, so I can't help you with that.
Loving what you have so far though.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be the way of things
Thanks :)
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete them.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post a work of art is never finished, only ever abandoned...
me likey. bookend the vocal sample from the intro at the outro and job done.

felt the beat could have had a little less upper mid and a bit more bottom end welly when it kicked in, maybe even a touch of subtle distortion but that's just me. good work. really like the intro.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
Thanks. You're right - needs a bit of fattening up.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm probably missing the point,
but to my old ears some stronger percussion wouldn't go amiss in there. I'm very old school in my music though; I'm still not sure about that Bill Haley.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of jungle beats, more D&B, and screamcore vocals.
That should just about make it listenable.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Drives better than a fookin dog!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm undecided on wing clipping
On one had there's no permanent harm, but on the other hand you shouldn't have got a parrot for a pet in the first place if it was going to break all your precious stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but you do get to ride around in a cool parrot mobile
also, maybe nasa could save themselves a few bob by sending parrots to mars instead of expensive robots. they wouldn't even need to be clipped as they'd never get very far on the way or once there anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, yes, Mars.
Where the air would be poisonous if it weren't too thin to matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i was imagining some kind of up turned fish bowl on the birdbuggy
to protect them from such. much as i imagined them arriving there via a spaceship rather than flying. and nasa actually considering sending parrots to mars.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Good Xmas present for stupid people you hate
Seriously, just how fucking thick would you have to be?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - Secret Santa is sorted :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "Matt pondered on the hilarity
of his Christmas present as Officer Johnson inserted a third lubricated digit into his already stretched anus. His throaty sobs echoed off the grey walls of the Heathrow holding cell."
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Matt suddenly knew:
this was the best Christmas ever.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "Please Note: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff."

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Falconhoof: Scratch & Sniff NSFW
Can't beat a bit of Falconhoof. Limmy's Show, Season 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, Falconhoof is great!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post It is tempting to try and claim it :-)
Brummy police fun.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Inspired by this possibly?

https://twitter.com/NotANark
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i would love to see
who tries.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.
It looks like i won't be around for a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Really old, still funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Well, that was unexpected!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post old as the hills
but yes, still fucking funny
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Check Your Bauballs. I made this!
Some mates and I managed to persuade people to make this happen to support a Male Cancer charity...Never thought it would work.
B3tards! Balls out :)
 (MC., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work :D

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thx guys!

(MC., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post latest M83 video continues the Akira kids theme with added 2001 and Princess Mononoke.
volume up and full screen it, it's quite stunning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn.
My lil' sister worked on this! PROUD :)
 (MC., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post in what capacity? Vulture wrangler? Child wobbler? Wolf comber?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Only
Post production. I told her to follow the Vulture Wrangler coruse at school but she didn't...
 (MC., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cockteau twins-ey, nice

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty stunning
I'll have to check out the rest of the stuff in this trilogy. Some parts of the music reminded me of Pink Floyd for some reason.
 (ianisme, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah is the pyramid from darkside of the moon
 (moider loves all kinds of kebabs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This helps get me over my hangover
Amazing video the effects of the boy falling from space is amazing
 (moider loves all kinds of kebabs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a WOMAN'S song choice, my lord!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post 2012: The Year in Photos, Part 1 of 3
The following two parts are at the bottom of the page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Beauty.
Love the Kim Jong un and bear one so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Some great photographs in there without doubt
The line between astonishing beauty and utter hell seems to be almost infinitesimal in this world
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, number 44 though!! Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely!
44 in part two is my favourite, given weighed against the gravity and power of some of the other photographs, the delightful kindness summed up in the description "A squirrel, trapped in a manhole cover in Isenhagen, Germany, on August 5, 2012. After they were called by neighbors, police managed to free the animal by using olive oil." really does state bluntly what a completely insane planet we live on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No-one will be able to put it better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Some stunning work in there
Buzludzha, the molotov cocktail, Transit of Venus and Endeavour are probably my favourites.

Discovery over the Washington Monument though is awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No.43
Why is the dear leader pointing at that blokes hat?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "Kill this one next"

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That dun made me laff!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Cthulu cucumbers.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand picture number 2
How does the act of forcing a horse through a fire in away 'honour animals'?
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Its Spain.
They stab Bulls for "teh lolz".

Culture 'n stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post This is fadges fault.
It is a nice day though. Best go for a skate. cheers you.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You have no one to blame but yourself for this.
*shakes head in dismay*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Have some gen x to go with your Billy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR6TSe1Gqfo
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)

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