Dinosaurs: on the way out!
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:57,
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Yesterday it was Newsnight what has he quit now ? University Challenge?
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32,
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I have it on good authority that Ian Katz is going to replace him with Benjamin Zephaniah and Diane Abbott on a sofa and they are going to have phone ins and celebrities are going to bring their pets in to be examined a transgender vet who communicates the diagnosis through mime and that Derek Accora is going to have a hard hitting interview come seance slash discussion with Jimmy Savile, Peaches Geldof and Maggie Thatcher plus there will be a regular round up of all the goings on in all your favourite soaps as well giving you the low down on whats hot and what's not in the download chart and they are poaching all those children that C4 news has inexplicably given jobs and they will having a prize giveaway of a long weekend in Damascus as well as improved interactive audience engagement and participation across all platforms for example a sample of the live tweets made during the broadcast it's going be great.
(itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44,
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I wish that didn't sound plausible.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:59,
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Channel Four news lol
as part of their trolling campaign against UKip who they obviously don't like, that twat who made a fuss about being hit over the head with a piece of paper by that slightly mental UKip guy, interviewed some 80+ year old UKip benefactor last night, who was clearly a bit demented, discussing such things as his views on women wearing trousers, and the usual headline grabbing mentalist sound bytes out to prove UKip are a bunch of loonies, etc. My mouth was contorted with pain I was cringing so much at how far Channel Four news has dumbed down.
It even took former Tory MP Hamilton to put it to the presenter "I thought this was a serious news program," when he was repeatedly asked something moronic.
Not once did any of the fucking morons calling themselves journalists put it to anyone representing UKip what effect would pulling out of Europe have on British jobs, or something actually important.
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:00,
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I thought Farage was about to lamp that bloke asking him about the donations.
But Neil Hamilton was looking rather ill.
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:15,
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Most of us would have actually put one on the bloke for persisting with such a fuckwit line of questions
Does the labour party check to see if they have Maoists or Stalinists donating to them? Until quite recently the labour party was infested with left wing lunatics who would make UKip supporters look quite sane, denying Pol Pot was a cunt, Stalin's evil as capitalist myths, etc.
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:36,
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Whatever happened to Militant labour?
The rights got parties for all levels of blue whilst all the left has is Wallace.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:04,
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Militant were the bunch who wanted to spend, spend, spend at councils weren't they?
Much like Gordon Brown not so long ago
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:15,
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More like nationalisation and redistribution of wealth.
Not saying i'ld like them in charge but it's healthy to have political parties that represents all leanings.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:20,
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I had the dubious honour of meeting Derek Hatton once
I made a point of counting my fingers after I'd shook his hand
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:23,
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And to subsequently explain to people why having some pocket money left over from their taxes isn't much fun
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:26,
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that twat wrote the most entertaining biography i have ever read.
(itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:23,
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I might buy it to read in public
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:38,
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He has spent the last twenty five years arguing and being rude
he needs to present a happy program about butterflies, puppies, or Jessica Ennis-Hill
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:45,
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more grown men
dressing up like kids
(------, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:44,
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Fathers 4 justice fully endorse this peacefull protest
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:23,
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kids schools
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:12,
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See Spiderman fight the evil Gravity
laugh as he struggles to climb a wall Giggle as he attempts a forward roll and switch off after about a minute
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:47,
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This may seem harsh...
but that was more style over substance.
($$✅, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49,
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The difference between human and superhuman has never been more clearly demonstrated.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49,
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needs an ambulance
in the end scene
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:59,
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Why are you hopping on those blocks? Just run past them man! Someone's being raped!
(presferatu, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:12,
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Did you know,
'Parkour' is French for 'unemployed'
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:23,
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did you know
cheese munching surender monkeys is english for the french
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:26,
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Pfft, parkour
Trust the bloody French to turn running away into an extreme sport
(H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:28,
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All the people So many people They all go hand in hand Hand in hand through their parkour.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:17,
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all the pace changes of the video
are fucking annoying and ruin the 'narrative' if you can call it that. Such a tired hackneyed technique. And it wasn't used in the matrix first either, some 80's scifi where there was a punk band playing jingle bells. This technique worked then but now is boring as fuck. Actually in the matrix it was kinda dull and now everyone is STILL doing this technique. Fast. Slow. Normal. Slow. HowwouldyoulikeitifIbegantalkinglikethis and then like this and then normally again. I can't stress how annoying I find this technique.
(colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:43,
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I got a C, I dont know if thats normal, as some high scoring answers seemed a bit gay.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:37,
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I got a B for urinal etiquette.
Is there a piss dungeon equivalent that Tabs could do?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:41,
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Your Grade: A+
Awesome!
(BobodPerpetually following through, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:42,
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^ this!
(Hol[]y- WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:09,
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The high-scoring answer for 6 is flat wrong
as it pairs you up with the other guy.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:48,
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Yes
thank you.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:06,
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The correct answer for 6 is to use a trap
Failing that, another bog entirely.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:17,
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failing that, shit in your hand before entering, fling your shit in the faces of the people at the urinals
then while they're stunned piss on their shoes and get the fuck outta there
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:06,
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I thought the point of lego was
the less one-off parts, the better.
I do not like the direction of modern sets in this regard.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:54,
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£179.99!!!
(BobodPerpetually following through, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:27,
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There are 26 series of The Simpsons.
Only 9 are good.
(presferatu, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:21,
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That sounds about right to me, not sure they made any good episodes after 2000. Also I liked it when they took the piss out of Lego and just referred to it as 'blocko' rather than turning the whole show into a twenty minute advert.
(itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:33,
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Surely, SURELY, there should have been the "ok, it's a fair cop, but I've got the $6 right here" defence?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:38,
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Can now happen in this country
Credit card companies can now seize your house for non-payment.
(SpangoTheWonderBadgeris brewing beer, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:59,
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I like the bit where you specified which country you meant by "this country".
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:18,
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In the UK they can get a court order to force you to sell your home to pay the debt
But it's not seizing your house, you keep the rest of the proceeds.
Although Brown did redistribute our gold wealth out of the country when it was worth a pittance.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:17,
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I was declared bankrupt last year
And the Receiver told me they rarely go for the house if you're willing to eventually pay, because judges just don't see it's in anyone's interests for the debtor to lose the house. Hard to get a job and pay off your debts living on the streets. It's basically a last resort, and still takes a good 18 months/2 years to happen even if your trustee is someone acting for your creditors (not recommended).
btw: don't go bankrupt, it's a fucking expensive business. I owed 6 grand, and after fees and practitioners and whatnot I'm paying off 18 thousand pounds.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Thu 1 May 2014, 21:57,
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seriously?
There was no room for a judge to exercise some materiality and proportionality? What's the bloody point in it even going before a judge then.
Bloody hell, that looks an awful lot like Mayim Bialik
(Amy from Big Bang Theory)
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:29,
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she breastfed her son till he was four
just sayin
(horace wimpneeds more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:31,
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Thats nothing,
Alicia Silverstone chews her food then retches it into her childs mouth.
That sounds untrue, and yet....
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:36,
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Is that why Big Bang Theory is so fucking shit?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:38,
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Wait.... You've watched 'Big Bang Theory' but haven't watched even a second of 'Father Ted'?
You, "sir", disgust me. Even more.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:18,
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Father Ted is fucking ace
TBBT once was... I'm sure it was... :(
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:24,
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Eww.
Odd though, she didn't actually sex the horse, only said she wanted to. I guess they can charge her with "intent" or something. Is this entrapment?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:12,
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Woodwork sure has changed since I did it at school
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:17,
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Wait, that's actually a useful idea!
I.. I don't know what to think now. Which site is this again?
(pineapplecharmD d M Y, H:i, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:20,
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other than a terrible copyright abusing Etsy industry
what is it useful for?
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:23,
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absolutely nothing, say it again come on now
WAR! Huh, good God y'all...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:46,
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Decorating furniture?
I've got a wine barrel that's been made into a booze cabinet. Might be fun to decorate it with beer pump logos or wine labels or maps of wine growing areas. Just a thought.
(pineapplecharmD d M Y, H:i, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:47,
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sounds awful
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:53,
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surely that can't be good for the printer
must splatter ink everywhere inside it?
(MarsLandingParty, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:25,
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I'm looking forward to people posting here that they've knacked the office printer
Shouldn't splatter though, you can print on glossy photo paper you can print on this.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:32,
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I might print goatse onto an old bit of wood
and nail it to the local church door, that should get some laughs
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:28,
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HE IS REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING
Good idea though...
(SpinIts a thing., Thu 1 May 2014, 12:28,
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I needed to watch this 2 times
to get what kind of magic paper he was using :(
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13,
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'Roid-rage has caused you to choose a video not availble to watch in the UK.
This one is, though: "D'YA WANT A PEANUT!?" also: "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:53,
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omg mindpiss
was going to post the second one in the description, srs.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:03,
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Video mix of my radio show from last SaturdayI made this!
If you enjoy Techno, House or EDM in general then you might like this round up of my favourite tracks that were released in the last couple of weeks.
Guest appearance by Michael Jackson 52mins in, Cha'mone!
$12 a bride, how many did you pick up at the market?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:02,
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BOKO HARAM the militant wing of 60's progrock movement *
*never a let a classification get in the way of an internet fact
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:46,
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Whiter shade of black?
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:30,
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I bet Boko Harem are literally quaking in their own shit at that hashtag #bringbackourdaughters
*facepalms*
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:13,
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It raises awareness innit?
Helped to free Kony
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:20,
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I think I must be the only person in the world who didn't get a free Kony last year *sadface*
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:48,
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look under your chair
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:58,
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Don't you mean Carl Weathers?
(JamTallons, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:01,
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Been following this story for a couple of weeks now.
The Nigerian government seems to be doing all it can to play it down.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:18,
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Their music's ok though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
(masterblaster, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:34,
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Do you realise that you've now caused Tab Hunter's mental home to put him in a straight jacket and lock away the Kleenex.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:34,
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I heard Tabs' straight jacket is actually made of Kleenex.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:47,
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I've heard Tabs is banned from every service station toilet on the M25
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:59,
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I've heard that your ginger gunt in so enormous that it's pushed your already mcroscopic cock back in,
meaning that you have to sit down to piss, like a lady does. ...and you've already broken a dozen toilets. 'Cos you're so fat.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:17,
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I don't like your new hairstyle much :(
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:40,
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F1 in its raw form.
I do wonder what Senna would have made of DRS, KERS and so on.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:11,
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He'd probably say F1 had gone to the wall
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:00,
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Something, something, "difference between <well-known footballer> and Ayrton Senna?"
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:02,
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The problem with Senna
is that he always tries to walk it in.
(skinwahpunted Baxter, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:55,
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hahaha
don't you mean wallk it in? sorry...
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:41,
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He would have just got on with it and won lots
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:34,
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Bringing back stick shift would certianly make things a bit more interesting
(Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:29,
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Back when F1 was interesting.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:53,
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He's driving like a lunatic.
No wonder he crashed.
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55,
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Hah! I did wonder why everyone was so shocked when he died.
I just remember thinking "But they drive at really fast speeds?"
(Pig Bodine., Thu 1 May 2014, 9:19,
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and some times they turn right and lturn left on the same track
i found out later that this was why america never realy understood F1
also
'Ayrton Senna - 20 years on' will be on BBC Radio 5 live on Thursday 1 May at 19:30 BST
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:38,
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Well, he was no David Purley
(Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:57,
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The wing mirrors look like they've been taken from an Austin Metro
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 May 2014, 9:13,
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They were, from the the Metro City 1.0L
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:32,
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