Cooper Loves Ice Cream
2 million views in 2 months bound to be GC'd to fuck
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2 million views in 2 months bound to be GC'd to fuck
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I hope it shits all over the seats
then in her mouth.
then yours.
then mine....
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then in her mouth.
then yours.
then mine....
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Web cam of nesting peregrines in Sheffield
Finally a valid excuse for watching birds on cams!
Completely GC from last year, but totally worth the repost; so nyerr!
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Finally a valid excuse for watching birds on cams!
Completely GC from last year, but totally worth the repost; so nyerr!
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nyer back
Here's Nottingham's www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/
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Here's Nottingham's www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/
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And another pair!
tinyurl.com/pyrkgjm
Of grins? Pair of grins? Peregrines? Geddit? Hmmm? Hmm? Hilarious!
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tinyurl.com/pyrkgjm
Of grins? Pair of grins? Peregrines? Geddit? Hmmm? Hmm? Hilarious!
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Yesterday it was Newsnight what has he quit now ? University Challenge?
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I have it on good authority that Ian Katz is going to replace him with Benjamin Zephaniah and Diane Abbott on a sofa and they are going to have phone ins and celebrities are going to bring their pets in to be examined a transgender vet who communicates the diagnosis through mime and that Derek Accora is going to have a hard hitting interview come seance slash discussion with Jimmy Savile, Peaches Geldof and Maggie Thatcher plus there will be a regular round up of all the goings on in all your favourite soaps as well giving you the low down on whats hot and what's not in the download chart and they are poaching all those children that C4 news has inexplicably given jobs and they will having a prize giveaway of a long weekend in Damascus as well as improved interactive audience engagement and participation across all platforms for example a sample of the live tweets made during the broadcast it's going be great.
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Channel Four news lol
as part of their trolling campaign against UKip who they obviously don't like, that twat who made a fuss about being hit over the head with a piece of paper by that slightly mental UKip guy, interviewed some 80+ year old UKip benefactor last night, who was clearly a bit demented, discussing such things as his views on women wearing trousers, and the usual headline grabbing mentalist sound bytes out to prove UKip are a bunch of loonies, etc. My mouth was contorted with pain I was cringing so much at how far Channel Four news has dumbed down.
It even took former Tory MP Hamilton to put it to the presenter "I thought this was a serious news program," when he was repeatedly asked something moronic.
Not once did any of the fucking morons calling themselves journalists put it to anyone representing UKip what effect would pulling out of Europe have on British jobs, or something actually important.
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as part of their trolling campaign against UKip who they obviously don't like, that twat who made a fuss about being hit over the head with a piece of paper by that slightly mental UKip guy, interviewed some 80+ year old UKip benefactor last night, who was clearly a bit demented, discussing such things as his views on women wearing trousers, and the usual headline grabbing mentalist sound bytes out to prove UKip are a bunch of loonies, etc. My mouth was contorted with pain I was cringing so much at how far Channel Four news has dumbed down.
It even took former Tory MP Hamilton to put it to the presenter "I thought this was a serious news program," when he was repeatedly asked something moronic.
Not once did any of the fucking morons calling themselves journalists put it to anyone representing UKip what effect would pulling out of Europe have on British jobs, or something actually important.
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I thought Farage was about to lamp that bloke asking him about the donations.
But Neil Hamilton was looking rather ill.
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But Neil Hamilton was looking rather ill.
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Most of us would have actually put one on the bloke for persisting with such a fuckwit line of questions
Does the labour party check to see if they have Maoists or Stalinists donating to them? Until quite recently the labour party was infested with left wing lunatics who would make UKip supporters look quite sane, denying Pol Pot was a cunt, Stalin's evil as capitalist myths, etc.
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Does the labour party check to see if they have Maoists or Stalinists donating to them? Until quite recently the labour party was infested with left wing lunatics who would make UKip supporters look quite sane, denying Pol Pot was a cunt, Stalin's evil as capitalist myths, etc.
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Whatever happened to Militant labour?
The rights got parties for all levels of blue whilst all the left has is Wallace.
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The rights got parties for all levels of blue whilst all the left has is Wallace.
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Militant were the bunch who wanted to spend, spend, spend at councils weren't they?
Much like Gordon Brown not so long ago
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Much like Gordon Brown not so long ago
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More like nationalisation and redistribution of wealth.
Not saying i'ld like them in charge but it's healthy to have political parties that represents all leanings.
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Not saying i'ld like them in charge but it's healthy to have political parties that represents all leanings.
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I had the dubious honour of meeting Derek Hatton once
I made a point of counting my fingers after I'd shook his hand
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I made a point of counting my fingers after I'd shook his hand
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And to subsequently explain to people why having some pocket money left over from their taxes isn't much fun
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He has spent the last twenty five years arguing and being rude
he needs to present a happy program about butterflies, puppies, or Jessica Ennis-Hill
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he needs to present a happy program about butterflies, puppies, or Jessica Ennis-Hill
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what shall we do for the video?
I dunno, how about we throw dogs in the air and film it in ultra high speed?
that is a GREAT idea
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I dunno, how about we throw dogs in the air and film it in ultra high speed?
that is a GREAT idea
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Spiderman Parkour - or "How shit superheroes look getting about without webs or flying and stuff"
I don't think it's meant to be as funny as it looks
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I don't think it's meant to be as funny as it looks
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See Spiderman fight the evil Gravity
laugh as he struggles to climb a wall
Giggle as he attempts a forward roll
and switch off after about a minute
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laugh as he struggles to climb a wall
Giggle as he attempts a forward roll
and switch off after about a minute
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The difference between human and superhuman has never been more clearly demonstrated.
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Why are you hopping on those blocks? Just run past them man! Someone's being raped!
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did you know
cheese munching surender monkeys is english for the french
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cheese munching surender monkeys is english for the french
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Pfft, parkour
Trust the bloody French to turn running away into an extreme sport
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Trust the bloody French to turn running away into an extreme sport
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All the people
So many people
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parkour.
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all the pace changes of the video
are fucking annoying and ruin the 'narrative' if you can call it that. Such a tired hackneyed technique. And it wasn't used in the matrix first either, some 80's scifi where there was a punk band playing jingle bells. This technique worked then but now is boring as fuck. Actually in the matrix it was kinda dull and now everyone is STILL doing this technique. Fast. Slow. Normal. Slow. HowwouldyoulikeitifIbegantalkinglikethis and then like this and then normally again. I can't stress how annoying I find this technique.
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are fucking annoying and ruin the 'narrative' if you can call it that. Such a tired hackneyed technique. And it wasn't used in the matrix first either, some 80's scifi where there was a punk band playing jingle bells. This technique worked then but now is boring as fuck. Actually in the matrix it was kinda dull and now everyone is STILL doing this technique. Fast. Slow. Normal. Slow. HowwouldyoulikeitifIbegantalkinglikethis and then like this and then normally again. I can't stress how annoying I find this technique.
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Urinal Man
Do the quiz, get a score.
I got a C, I dont know if thats normal, as some high scoring answers seemed a bit gay.
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Do the quiz, get a score.
I got a C, I dont know if thats normal, as some high scoring answers seemed a bit gay.
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I got a B for urinal etiquette.
Is there a piss dungeon equivalent that Tabs could do?
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Is there a piss dungeon equivalent that Tabs could do?
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The high-scoring answer for 6 is flat wrong
as it pairs you up with the other guy.
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as it pairs you up with the other guy.
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The correct answer for 6 is to use a trap
Failing that, another bog entirely.
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Failing that, another bog entirely.
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failing that, shit in your hand before entering, fling your shit in the faces of the people at the urinals
then while they're stunned piss on their shoes and get the fuck outta there
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then while they're stunned piss on their shoes and get the fuck outta there
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Simpsons lego episode trailer
odd that the actual Lego Simpsons figures have fully modelled heads and not styled like this
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odd that the actual Lego Simpsons figures have fully modelled heads and not styled like this
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You can buy the Simpsons House lego set
shop.lego.com/en-GB/The-Simpsons-House-71006?_requestid=16087111
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shop.lego.com/en-GB/The-Simpsons-House-71006?_requestid=16087111
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I thought the point of lego was
the less one-off parts, the better.
I do not like the direction of
modern sets in this regard.
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the less one-off parts, the better.
I do not like the direction of
modern sets in this regard.
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That sounds about right to me, not sure they made any good episodes after 2000. Also I liked it when they took the piss out of Lego and just referred to it as 'blocko' rather than turning the whole show into a twenty minute advert.
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Widow who looks like Corrie's Gail Platt has her house seized and sold because she owed 6 dollars.
Her house was worth 280,000. It sold at auction for 116,000. Now, I'm sure there will be cries of "Serves the silly bitch right", but look at her. She's obviously a bit mental. I think it all stinks of poo.
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Her house was worth 280,000. It sold at auction for 116,000. Now, I'm sure there will be cries of "Serves the silly bitch right", but look at her. She's obviously a bit mental. I think it all stinks of poo.
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Surely, SURELY, there should have been the "ok, it's a fair cop, but I've got the $6 right here" defence?
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Can now happen in this country
Credit card companies can now seize your house for non-payment.
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Credit card companies can now seize your house for non-payment.
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I like the bit where you specified which country you meant by "this country".
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In the UK they can get a court order to force you to sell your home to pay the debt
But it's not seizing your house, you keep the rest of the proceeds.
Although Brown did redistribute our gold wealth out of the country when it was worth a pittance.
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But it's not seizing your house, you keep the rest of the proceeds.
Although Brown did redistribute our gold wealth out of the country when it was worth a pittance.
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I was declared bankrupt last year
And the Receiver told me they rarely go for the house if you're willing to eventually pay, because judges just don't see it's in anyone's interests for the debtor to lose the house. Hard to get a job and pay off your debts living on the streets. It's basically a last resort, and still takes a good 18 months/2 years to happen even if your trustee is someone acting for your creditors (not recommended).
btw: don't go bankrupt, it's a fucking expensive business. I owed 6 grand, and after fees and practitioners and whatnot I'm paying off 18 thousand pounds.
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And the Receiver told me they rarely go for the house if you're willing to eventually pay, because judges just don't see it's in anyone's interests for the debtor to lose the house. Hard to get a job and pay off your debts living on the streets. It's basically a last resort, and still takes a good 18 months/2 years to happen even if your trustee is someone acting for your creditors (not recommended).
btw: don't go bankrupt, it's a fucking expensive business. I owed 6 grand, and after fees and practitioners and whatnot I'm paying off 18 thousand pounds.
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seriously?
There was no room for a judge to exercise some materiality and proportionality?
What's the bloody point in it even going before a judge then.
/rant
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There was no room for a judge to exercise some materiality and proportionality?
What's the bloody point in it even going before a judge then.
/rant
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'Woman' arrested after posting advert on Craigslist asking to perform sex act on a HORSE
Gets cock chopped off then goes looking for another one, weird :(
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Gets cock chopped off then goes looking for another one, weird :(
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Bloody hell, that looks an awful lot like Mayim Bialik
(Amy from Big Bang Theory)
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(Amy from Big Bang Theory)
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Thats nothing,
Alicia Silverstone chews her food then retches it into her childs mouth.
That sounds untrue, and yet....
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Alicia Silverstone chews her food then retches it into her childs mouth.
That sounds untrue, and yet....
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Wait.... You've watched 'Big Bang Theory' but haven't watched even a second of 'Father Ted'?
You, "sir", disgust me. Even more.
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You, "sir", disgust me. Even more.
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Eww.
Odd though, she didn't actually sex the horse, only said she wanted to. I guess they can charge her with "intent" or something. Is this entrapment?
In penis news, this was linked from that site... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penis-skate-park-pictured-designers-3478073
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Odd though, she didn't actually sex the horse, only said she wanted to. I guess they can charge her with "intent" or something. Is this entrapment?
In penis news, this was linked from that site... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penis-skate-park-pictured-designers-3478073
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Drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk
“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”
I do love a good mental.
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“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”
I do love a good mental.
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Wait, that's actually a useful idea!
I.. I don't know what to think now. Which site is this again?
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I.. I don't know what to think now. Which site is this again?
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other than a terrible copyright abusing Etsy industry
what is it useful for?
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what is it useful for?
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absolutely nothing, say it again come on now
WAR! Huh, good God y'all...
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WAR! Huh, good God y'all...
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Decorating furniture?
I've got a wine barrel that's been made into a booze cabinet. Might be fun to decorate it with beer pump logos or wine labels or maps of wine growing areas. Just a thought.
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I've got a wine barrel that's been made into a booze cabinet. Might be fun to decorate it with beer pump logos or wine labels or maps of wine growing areas. Just a thought.
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surely that can't be good for the printer
must splatter ink everywhere inside it?
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must splatter ink everywhere inside it?
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I'm looking forward to people posting here that they've knacked the office printer
Shouldn't splatter though, you can print on glossy photo paper you can print on this.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Shouldn't splatter though, you can print on glossy photo paper you can print on this.
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I might print goatse onto an old bit of wood
and nail it to the local church door, that should get some laughs
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and nail it to the local church door, that should get some laughs
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I needed to watch this 2 times
to get what kind of magic paper he was using :(
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to get what kind of magic paper he was using :(
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'Roid-rage has caused you to choose a video not availble to watch in the UK.
This one is, though: "D'YA WANT A PEANUT!?"
also: "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"
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This one is, though: "D'YA WANT A PEANUT!?"
also: "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"
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omg mindpiss
was going to post the second one in the description, srs.
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was going to post the second one in the description, srs.
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also re why they are on the islan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wlsuEmPUl0&t=9m24s
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wlsuEmPUl0&t=9m24s
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Video mix of my radio show from last Saturday
I made this!
If you enjoy Techno, House or EDM in general then you might like this round up of my favourite tracks that were released in the last couple of weeks.
Guest appearance by Michael Jackson 52mins in, Cha'mone!
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If you enjoy Techno, House or EDM in general then you might like this round up of my favourite tracks that were released in the last couple of weeks.
Guest appearance by Michael Jackson 52mins in, Cha'mone!
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BOKO HARAM the militant wing of 60's progrock movement *
*never a let a classification get in the way of an internet fact
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*never a let a classification get in the way of an internet fact
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I bet Boko Harem are literally quaking in their own shit at that hashtag #bringbackourdaughters
*facepalms*
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*facepalms*
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I think I must be the only person in the world who didn't get a free Kony last year *sadface*
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Been following this story for a couple of weeks now.
The Nigerian government seems to be doing all it can to play it down.
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The Nigerian government seems to be doing all it can to play it down.
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Their music's ok though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
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Do you realise that you've now caused Tab Hunter's mental home to put him in a straight jacket and lock away the Kleenex.
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I think he's in custody at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxLi46zrHc
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxLi46zrHc
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I've heard Tabs is banned from every service station toilet on the M25
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I've heard that your ginger gunt in so enormous that it's pushed your already mcroscopic cock back in,
meaning that you have to sit down to piss, like a lady does.
...and you've already broken a dozen toilets. 'Cos you're so fat.
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meaning that you have to sit down to piss, like a lady does.
...and you've already broken a dozen toilets. 'Cos you're so fat.
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Ayrton Senna - Jerez 1990
Just an incredible video, with some amazing sound. Twenty years gone.
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Just an incredible video, with some amazing sound. Twenty years gone.
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F1 in its raw form.
I do wonder what Senna would have made of DRS, KERS and so on.
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I do wonder what Senna would have made of DRS, KERS and so on.
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Something, something, "difference between <well-known footballer> and Ayrton Senna?"
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Bringing back stick shift would certianly make things a bit more interesting
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Hah! I did wonder why everyone was so shocked when he died.
I just remember thinking "But they drive at really fast speeds?"
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I just remember thinking "But they drive at really fast speeds?"
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and some times they turn right and lturn left on the same track
i found out later that this was why america never realy understood F1
also
'Ayrton Senna - 20 years on' will be on BBC Radio 5 live on Thursday 1 May at 19:30 BST
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i found out later that this was why america never realy understood F1
also
'Ayrton Senna - 20 years on' will be on BBC Radio 5 live on Thursday 1 May at 19:30 BST
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