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This is a link post Cooper Loves Ice Cream
2 million views in 2 months bound to be GC'd to fuck
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Yay for diabetic canines everywhere.
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This is a normal post I hope it shits all over the seats
then in her mouth.

then yours.

then mine....
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yummy
**bokes**
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This is a normal post Daisy's learned to stand on Cooper's blind side

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This is a link post Web cam of nesting peregrines in Sheffield
Finally a valid excuse for watching birds on cams!

Completely GC from last year, but totally worth the repost; so nyerr!
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This is a normal post nyer back
Here's Nottingham's www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/
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This is a normal post Our ones could totally take yours in a fight :)

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This is a normal post Nah
Mine will totally pluck yours up
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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post Any idea if they are back at Alport Castles this year?

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This is a normal post And another pair!
tinyurl.com/pyrkgjm

Of grins? Pair of grins? Peregrines? Geddit? Hmmm? Hmm? Hilarious!
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This is a normal post Oof!
Also, bravo! I love a terrible pun I do.
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This is a normal post Needs moar tits

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This is a link post University Glasscock

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This is a normal post Superb :D

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This is a normal post haha, excellent!

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This is a normal post Ha, it's an official BBC video,
lol.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Cope and Dalton produce good stuff.
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This is a normal post Bloody brilliant.

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This is a normal post It's not available in australia

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This is a link post paxman quits

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This is a normal post But who will save us from all the ghosties now??!

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This is a normal post B3ta: yesterday's news today!

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This is a normal post They've arrested Gerry Adams!

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This is a normal post Thunderbirds are go!

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This is a normal post Dinosaurs: on the way out!

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This is a normal post Yesterday it was Newsnight what has he quit now ? University Challenge?

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I have it on good authority that Ian Katz is going to replace him with Benjamin Zephaniah and Diane Abbott on a sofa and they are going to have phone ins and celebrities are going to bring their pets in to be examined a transgender vet who communicates the diagnosis through mime and that Derek Accora is going to have a hard hitting interview come seance slash discussion with Jimmy Savile, Peaches Geldof and Maggie Thatcher plus there will be a regular round up of all the goings on in all your favourite soaps as well giving you the low down on whats hot and what's not in the download chart and they are poaching all those children that C4 news has inexplicably given jobs and they will having a prize giveaway of a long weekend in Damascus as well as improved interactive audience engagement and participation across all platforms for example a sample of the live tweets made during the broadcast it's going be great.
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This is a normal post you forgot to delete a comma

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This is a normal post I wish that didn't sound plausible.

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This is a normal post Channel Four news lol
as part of their trolling campaign against UKip who they obviously don't like, that twat who made a fuss about being hit over the head with a piece of paper by that slightly mental UKip guy, interviewed some 80+ year old UKip benefactor last night, who was clearly a bit demented, discussing such things as his views on women wearing trousers, and the usual headline grabbing mentalist sound bytes out to prove UKip are a bunch of loonies, etc. My mouth was contorted with pain I was cringing so much at how far Channel Four news has dumbed down.

It even took former Tory MP Hamilton to put it to the presenter "I thought this was a serious news program," when he was repeatedly asked something moronic.

Not once did any of the fucking morons calling themselves journalists put it to anyone representing UKip what effect would pulling out of Europe have on British jobs, or something actually important.
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This is a normal post I thought Farage was about to lamp that bloke asking him about the donations.
But Neil Hamilton was looking rather ill.
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This is a normal post Most of us would have actually put one on the bloke for persisting with such a fuckwit line of questions
Does the labour party check to see if they have Maoists or Stalinists donating to them? Until quite recently the labour party was infested with left wing lunatics who would make UKip supporters look quite sane, denying Pol Pot was a cunt, Stalin's evil as capitalist myths, etc.
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This is a normal post Whatever happened to Militant labour?
The rights got parties for all levels of blue whilst all the left has is Wallace.
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This is a normal post Militant were the bunch who wanted to spend, spend, spend at councils weren't they?
Much like Gordon Brown not so long ago
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This is a normal post More like nationalisation and redistribution of wealth.
Not saying i'ld like them in charge but it's healthy to have political parties that represents all leanings.
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This is a normal post I had the dubious honour of meeting Derek Hatton once
I made a point of counting my fingers after I'd shook his hand
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This is a normal post And to subsequently explain to people why having some pocket money left over from their taxes isn't much fun

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that twat wrote the most entertaining biography i have ever read.
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This is a normal post I might buy it to read in public

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This is a normal post He has spent the last twenty five years arguing and being rude
he needs to present a happy program about butterflies, puppies, or Jessica Ennis-Hill
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This is a link post what shall we do for the video?
I dunno, how about we throw dogs in the air and film it in ultra high speed?

that is a GREAT idea
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This is a link post Spiderman Parkour - or "How shit superheroes look getting about without webs or flying and stuff"
I don't think it's meant to be as funny as it looks
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This is a normal post more grown men
dressing up like kids
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This is a normal post Fathers 4 justice fully endorse this peacefull protest

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This is a normal post
kids
schools
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This is a normal post See Spiderman fight the evil Gravity
laugh as he struggles to climb a wall
Giggle as he attempts a forward roll
and switch off after about a minute
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This is a normal post This may seem harsh...
but that was more style over substance.
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This is a normal post The difference between human and superhuman has never been more clearly demonstrated.

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This is a normal post needs an ambulance
in the end scene
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This is a normal post Why are you hopping on those blocks? Just run past them man! Someone's being raped!

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This is a normal post Did you know,
'Parkour' is French for 'unemployed'
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post did you know
cheese munching surender monkeys is english for the french
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This is a normal post Pfft, parkour
Trust the bloody French to turn running away into an extreme sport
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All the people
So many people
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parkour.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Peter Parkour!

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This is a normal post Good work.

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This is a normal post all the pace changes of the video
are fucking annoying and ruin the 'narrative' if you can call it that. Such a tired hackneyed technique. And it wasn't used in the matrix first either, some 80's scifi where there was a punk band playing jingle bells. This technique worked then but now is boring as fuck. Actually in the matrix it was kinda dull and now everyone is STILL doing this technique. Fast. Slow. Normal. Slow. HowwouldyoulikeitifIbegantalkinglikethis and then like this and then normally again. I can't stress how annoying I find this technique.
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This is a link post Urinal Man
Do the quiz, get a score.

I got a C, I dont know if thats normal, as some high scoring answers seemed a bit gay.
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This is a normal post I got a B for urinal etiquette.
Is there a piss dungeon equivalent that Tabs could do?
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Grade: A+
Awesome!
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This is a normal post ^ this!

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This is a normal post ^ this!

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This is a normal post The high-scoring answer for 6 is flat wrong
as it pairs you up with the other guy.
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This is a normal post Yes
thank you.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The correct answer for 6 is to use a trap
Failing that, another bog entirely.
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This is a normal post failing that, shit in your hand before entering, fling your shit in the faces of the people at the urinals
then while they're stunned piss on their shoes and get the fuck outta there
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This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post But where are the sinks? Sometimes I like to go in there

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This is a normal post and floor

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This is a normal post I had a P
Do I win?
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This is a link post Simpsons lego episode trailer
odd that the actual Lego Simpsons figures have fully modelled heads and not styled like this
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You can buy the Simpsons House lego set
shop.lego.com/en-GB/The-Simpsons-House-71006?_requestid=16087111
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This is a normal post I thought the point of lego was
the less one-off parts, the better.

I do not like the direction of
modern sets in this regard.
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This is a normal post £179.99!!!

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post There are 26 series of The Simpsons.
Only 9 are good.
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This is a normal post
That sounds about right to me, not sure they made any good episodes after 2000. Also I liked it when they took the piss out of Lego and just referred to it as 'blocko' rather than turning the whole show into a twenty minute advert.
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This is a link post Widow who looks like Corrie's Gail Platt has her house seized and sold because she owed 6 dollars.
Her house was worth 280,000. It sold at auction for 116,000. Now, I'm sure there will be cries of "Serves the silly bitch right", but look at her. She's obviously a bit mental. I think it all stinks of poo.
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This is a normal post Surely, SURELY, there should have been the "ok, it's a fair cop, but I've got the $6 right here" defence?

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This is a normal post Can now happen in this country
Credit card companies can now seize your house for non-payment.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where you specified which country you meant by "this country".

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This is a normal post In the UK they can get a court order to force you to sell your home to pay the debt
But it's not seizing your house, you keep the rest of the proceeds.

Although Brown did redistribute our gold wealth out of the country when it was worth a pittance.
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This is a normal post I was declared bankrupt last year
And the Receiver told me they rarely go for the house if you're willing to eventually pay, because judges just don't see it's in anyone's interests for the debtor to lose the house. Hard to get a job and pay off your debts living on the streets. It's basically a last resort, and still takes a good 18 months/2 years to happen even if your trustee is someone acting for your creditors (not recommended).

btw: don't go bankrupt, it's a fucking expensive business. I owed 6 grand, and after fees and practitioners and whatnot I'm paying off 18 thousand pounds.
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This is a normal post seriously?
There was no room for a judge to exercise some materiality and proportionality?
What's the bloody point in it even going before a judge then.

/rant
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This is a link post 'Woman' arrested after posting advert on Craigslist asking to perform sex act on a HORSE
Gets cock chopped off then goes looking for another one, weird :(
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This is a normal post Bloody hell, that looks an awful lot like Mayim Bialik
(Amy from Big Bang Theory)
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This is a normal post she breastfed her son till he was four
just sayin
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This is a normal post Thats nothing,
Alicia Silverstone chews her food then retches it into her childs mouth.

That sounds untrue, and yet....
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This is a normal post Is that why Big Bang Theory is so fucking shit?

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This is a normal post Wait.... You've watched 'Big Bang Theory' but haven't watched even a second of 'Father Ted'?
You, "sir", disgust me. Even more.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Father Ted is fucking ace
TBBT once was... I'm sure it was... :(
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Eww.
Odd though, she didn't actually sex the horse, only said she wanted to. I guess they can charge her with "intent" or something. Is this entrapment?

In penis news, this was linked from that site... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penis-skate-park-pictured-designers-3478073
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This is a normal post The false glasses are fooling no one, Rachel

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This is a link post Drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk
“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”

I do love a good mental.
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This is a link post How to Put Inkjet Prints on Wood

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This is a normal post Woodwork sure has changed since I did it at school

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This is a normal post Wait, that's actually a useful idea!
I.. I don't know what to think now. Which site is this again?
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post other than a terrible copyright abusing Etsy industry
what is it useful for?
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This is a normal post absolutely nothing, say it again come on now
WAR! Huh, good God y'all...
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This is a normal post Decorating furniture?
I've got a wine barrel that's been made into a booze cabinet. Might be fun to decorate it with beer pump logos or wine labels or maps of wine growing areas. Just a thought.
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This is a normal post sounds awful

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This is a normal post surely that can't be good for the printer
must splatter ink everywhere inside it?
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to people posting here that they've knacked the office printer
Shouldn't splatter though, you can print on glossy photo paper you can print on this.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I might print goatse onto an old bit of wood
and nail it to the local church door, that should get some laughs
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This is a normal post HE IS REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING
Good idea though...
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This is a normal post I needed to watch this 2 times
to get what kind of magic paper he was using :(
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This is a link post tentacles of doom
where are they?
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This is a normal post 'Roid-rage has caused you to choose a video not availble to watch in the UK.
This one is, though: "D'YA WANT A PEANUT!?"
also: "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed"
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This is a normal post omg mindpiss
was going to post the second one in the description, srs.
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This is a normal post also re why they are on the islan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wlsuEmPUl0&t=9m24s
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This is a link post Video mix of my radio show from last Saturday I made this!
If you enjoy Techno, House or EDM in general then you might like this round up of my favourite tracks that were released in the last couple of weeks.

Guest appearance by Michael Jackson 52mins in, Cha'mone!
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This is a link post Stay classy Boko Haram

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This is a normal post RACIST!!

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This is a normal post $12 a bride, how many did you pick up at the market?

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This is a normal post BOKO HARAM the militant wing of 60's progrock movement *


*never a let a classification get in the way of an internet fact
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This is a normal post Whiter shade of black?

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This is a normal post I bet Boko Harem are literally quaking in their own shit at that hashtag #bringbackourdaughters
*facepalms*
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This is a normal post It raises awareness innit?
Helped to free Kony
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This is a normal post I think I must be the only person in the world who didn't get a free Kony last year *sadface*

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This is a normal post look under your chair

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This is a normal post *looks* YAY!!!
Cheers Rebel!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABWyXKT5qt4
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This is a normal post Don't you mean Carl Weathers?

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This is a normal post Been following this story for a couple of weeks now.
The Nigerian government seems to be doing all it can to play it down.
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This is a normal post Their music's ok though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
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This is a link post How To Not Really Poop I made this!
Featuring me and a toilet.
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This is a normal post Do you realise that you've now caused Tab Hunter's mental home to put him in a straight jacket and lock away the Kleenex.

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This is a normal post I think he's in custody at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxLi46zrHc
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This is a normal post I heard Tabs' straight jacket is actually made of Kleenex.

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard Tabs is banned from every service station toilet on the M25

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This is a normal post I've heard that your ginger gunt in so enormous that it's pushed your already mcroscopic cock back in,
meaning that you have to sit down to piss, like a lady does.
...and you've already broken a dozen toilets. 'Cos you're so fat.
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This is a normal post I don't like your new hairstyle much :(

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This is a link post Ayrton Senna - Jerez 1990
Just an incredible video, with some amazing sound. Twenty years gone.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Honda Accord?

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This is a normal post F1 in its raw form.
I do wonder what Senna would have made of DRS, KERS and so on.
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This is a normal post He'd probably say F1 had gone to the wall

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This is a normal post Something, something, "difference between <well-known footballer> and Ayrton Senna?"

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with Senna
is that he always tries to walk it in.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
don't you mean wallk it in? sorry...
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This is a normal post He would have just got on with it and won lots

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bringing back stick shift would certianly make things a bit more interesting

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Back when F1 was interesting.

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's driving like a lunatic.
No wonder he crashed.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! I did wonder why everyone was so shocked when he died.
I just remember thinking "But they drive at really fast speeds?"
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post and some times they turn right and lturn left on the same track
i found out later that this was why america never realy understood F1

also

'Ayrton Senna - 20 years on' will be on BBC Radio 5 live on Thursday 1 May at 19:30 BST
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This is a normal post Well, he was no David Purley

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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA

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This is a normal post The wing mirrors look like they've been taken from an Austin Metro

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This is a normal post They were, from the the Metro City 1.0L

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This is a normal post state of the art

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This is a normal post Fuuucking hell!

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This is a link post Samuel Silva
Samuel Silva. Vote for him.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Samuel Sanchez?

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Samuel Sanders
I think
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe it's Sylvia Samuels

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This is a normal post Some Well Silver

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