hah!
That is freaking awesome, great fun!! Nice job HT Needs an option to invery Y axis on mouse though... also, looks like the Unity Engine, you thought about a rift version ? It's fast enough and clean n slick - think it would work well :)
(zacherynuk@echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:47,
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it's to raise awareness of homelessness
click to buy one
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:02,
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It raised my awareness of diamonds
Can we buy a homeless now? Do they have any old style ones with big beards and ragged coats who can sit mumbling to themselves on an old bench at the bottom of the garden?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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you want Hobos R Us for that
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:12,
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haha!!
Can I send in remains from the homeless for a discounted/free diamond? No, this is illegal. Boestones acquires all remains legally from public morgues.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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Can't we just burn them as fuel?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:42,
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Finally, the homeless are good for something... and VAT on the diamond will be the closest they've paid tax
only a small minority are good enough for sexual exploitation
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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There was a bit of a fuss when the Nazis made soap out of dead Jews
(wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:17,
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those self lathering Jews smelt funny
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:40,
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Paul Whitehouse would have been funnier. He always was.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:54,
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Fucking hairy necked freak
(SpinIts a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:52,
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I'd happily chuck some money to the Save The Children thing...
...if they stopped this wacky Christmas jumper crap, which I know is going to be taken up by every cunt in the UK. Aren't they bonkers?!
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:06,
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I can't WAIT to see my facebook wall that day, I can tell you...
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23,
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Shall we chuck buckets of cold water over them and claim we got confused?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23,
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water piss
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:25,
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Here, you forgot this:
boiling
(Tuskknows where you live, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:32,
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I've got to wear one for work for the entire week before Christmas.
I'll be sure to forward you pics.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:59,
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And why is the item description of an Xbox?
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:38,
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The rectum powder packed into this bottle is enough to send the even the most noble of Greek Gods to hell. One whiff of this and you'll prefer to be in the Underworld with that dick, Hades. Side affects of smelling this may include but are not limited to: -Sudden Death -Convulsions -Seizures -Loss of appetite -Loss of hair on upper lip -Loss of upper lip
Let this bad boy sit on your night stand for a few months and ferment, and you're sure to have a deadly answer to anyone who bothers you. Oh, that bully who took your lunch money? Hand him this and tell him too look inside. Curiosity killed the cat, right? He's damn sure to look, and i can stand boldly by my product when i say it'll knock his fucking socks off.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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side "affects"
"affects"
(Synchromeshgearbox, overhead cam, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:02,
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A lot people make the mistake of using a bottle that doesn't cover the entire sphincter.
The trick is to use a bottle that covers the entire rim, so you don't lose any fart upon entry. Once the fart enters the bottle you've got a few seconds to screw the top on as the fart won't escape that quickly.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:43,
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Also. Squeeze the bottle beforehand.
In a technique similar to the egg yolk separator
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59,
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That's a method I'm not too fond of
As the suction often brings out unwanted turd embers
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29,
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My brother used to fart in glasses & leave them in his room upside-down for mum to right & release the gas.
I was witness to one that she 'uncorked' at least three weeks after he'd gone travelling....the stench was unbelievable.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:03,
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Apparently this is from an RTE show called "Hardy Bucks". I'm having a look at that the neet.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51,
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There's a coincidence, I shall also be watching RTE later from here in the UK
An ex-girlfriend from years ago will be on the telly I am reliably told, for sure.
(Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:37,
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You fucked Aine Chambers?
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:08,
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By the look of her, who hasn't?
(Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:53,
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Did you have enough lube? Was it nice to see her again?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:32,
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MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT!!!
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:13,
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Christoph Waltz bloody better be Blofeld
I don't want some contemporary plot twist where it's revealed he's a decoy and the real Blofeld is actually someone totally against type. Like a lady Blofeld. Although that could possibly work if cast properly.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:17,
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I think the lack of a female M
means that is a distinct possibility. Not sure about the DB10 - they'll need to reign in the bullshit tech that reached its peak in Die Another Day for the series to retain the goodwill following Skyfall
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:22,
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I think Mendes has shown quite good taste/judgement throughout his career
I'm sure they'll keep it grounded. I think it's a nice car.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:26,
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It's lully.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:29,
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As soon as I saw Monica Belucci announced I thought she'd make a great older femme fatale
Ala Dark Knight Rises (given how much Skyfall borrowed from The Dark Knight. Might be really good. I just feel Waltz is too good to merely be a sub villain IMO.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:30,
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I think we can safely assume
that there won't be any invisible cars in this one.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:01,
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Sinead O Connor.
There, totally called it.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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turned out it was the cat all along
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21,
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So the internet's going to flooded with Bond AND Star Wars nonsense for the unforeseeable future?
*commits seppuku with keyboard*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:23,
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and Terminator this afternoon
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:32,
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we're on number 5
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:53,
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I'm so old and behind the times :-(
(JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:04,
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Really? When did they make 4?
I seem to remember 3 with a lady terminator in it.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17,
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there was the Christian Bale shouting at the lighting guy one
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:06,
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I thought Salvation was decent. A step up from 3, not just a rehash of the same shit again.
Looks like the new one is a step backwards.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29,
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Just be sure to not get seppuku and bukkake mixed up
That can be awkward.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:49,
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Both, simultaneously, would be awesome.
Unless you were involved in any way. Bleurgh.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:01,
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We only do it because we love you
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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and hobbits
(macroscian(1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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I've never paid to watch a Bond movie
they're pretty much shit and used to sell luxury goods to Top Gear watchers.
($$✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:33,
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so don't watch them you thieving grinch
(dyllonnice beaver., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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they used to be repeated to ad nauseam on ITV
($$✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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anyone remember burzinski?
(colmcq2, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52,
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sucking my dick cures cancer
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:40,
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availability of a off label prescription is generally a good thing though
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:27,
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sometimes something clearly works
but there is no large enough financial incentive for a manufacturer to get it through additional approval process.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:31,
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Ludovico Einaudi - Nuvole Bianche
Can I post up a tune what I like? Just got my stupid audio shit wired up and annoying my neighbours because its on 11 and this came on, and its good.
Who is weirdly..???
(SpinIts a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:10,
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Dunno,
just found her card in a phone box.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:50,
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That's rather nice
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:28,
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pea-do!
anyway, I think I could sustain entirely on Tiramisu...
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:34,
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I recognised this
piano music from This is England. Highly emotive. Max Richter has a similar effect with the them of The leftovers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTgEdghAOA
(Captain SpackerI lick windows, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:43,
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I saw him play about a year ago Very good. Ólafur Arnalds is another one of my favourite pianists, except for his latest album. Check out Piano Works by Craig Armstrong too.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07,
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I ended up living in Hove
Good fun, nice one!
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:43,
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Hello!
I ended up ruining Christmas. Pretty accurate. Would play again A+++
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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It took a dozen attempts
BUT CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!
(DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:16,
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someone posted this FOR you 4 days ago!
I thought it was terrific.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:33,
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My father only votes UKIP as there are no National Socialist candidates in Ilkley
and this is why I'm inviting the wife's parents this year instead
(Yorkshire SoulGlasscock rocks, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:11,
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Rockets launches have got a bit more exciting of late. It might be worth a watch.
Edit: revised launch time of 12:17 PM Edit: On hold again. Fuck this, I'm off for lunch.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:33,
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Best 4 door car ford ever made...
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41,
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Apart from the crash sensor
that was just behind the front grille and kept cutting the engine out when it got dirty. Which due to its position was a LOT.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:48,
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And the fact it was shit
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52,
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They did release Terminator AND RoboCop...
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:57,
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Sets Stay
from the Interstellar soundtrack to play as it takes off - edit although it looks delayed now due to a boat in the "danger area"… GARRRRRRRRR
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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That keeps happening
You'd think with the cost of launches they might spend something on a patrol boat or two to prevent that.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:06,
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Or a few smaller rockets with tactical warheads.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:54,
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Somebody just push the button!
I'm supposed to be doing some work.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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Called off now until tomorrow (Friday). 7.30am Eastern time or somesuch.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:45,
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Launch minus 12 minutes 30 seconds
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:32,
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Scrubbed for the day
Let's do this all again tomorrow shall we?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:36,
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Same Bat-Time
Same Bat-Channel
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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Old man dancing to Salt N Pepas 'push it'
I like this tune, and this old guy fucking rocks the moves, bear with it... he dances us all into a cocked hat. Its awesome.
Trying to deduce the nature of the event.
Seems to be taking place in a cinema foyer...
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:31,
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my money is on 'Nelson's Niteclub' on some ferry or other.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38,
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Featuring DJ fuckpuppet and gallons of sick swimming round the toilets
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42,
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Absolutely no shame.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:27,
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this is actually rather close to my hometown
It's at a racetrack/casino bar
(thatjoshguyis a robot., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:19,
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he's bald and fat but probably not that old
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:41,
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Spoken like a true bald and fat man...
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:51,
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(Pig Face TurnipI know a little German. He's over there., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:03,
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love the kitchen
($$✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:08,
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I'll be making this tonight, looks lovely
are they new ear danglies?
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:30,
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Eee, vada at him and his dolly aunt nell danglers.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38,
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my word
I googled dolly aunt nell danglies and look what came up on image search: your mum etc.
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:45,
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No way she's a natural blonde.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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Vada the dolly dish, shame about his bijou lallies.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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No i only have one pair which definitely aren't my mums
(Pig Face TurnipI know a little German. He's over there., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:39,
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What happened down there?
(presferatu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:10,
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What did you do to jakedamusss to make him put you on ignore?
Ah I see this is the directors cut.
Carry on.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:44,
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Eh? Who is that?
Have people put me on ignore?
I neither know nor care. Fuck 'em, it's them what misses out on my awesomness.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:52,
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How do you know who's ignoring other B3tans?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:54,
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Normally they loudly tell everyone.
Ignore is flounce lite.
(DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:01,
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As I say,
fuck em. I have ignored I think, 2 people just because they posted spam. I wouldnt ignore anyone for a difference of opinion or the fact they were obviously a bell end.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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*Ignores*
*Deletes from Facebook* *Unfollows on twitter* *Unsubscribes on pornhub*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:17,
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Who the fuck are you talking to?
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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I think it was Amadeus' polite way of crying GC
"You have posted the same thing as jakedamuss. I presume you didn't see it cos he has you on ignore".
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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Pretty much this, when they were on the same page I assumed he couldn't see it but then I realised this was a remixed version so don't know if that counts as GC
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:07,
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I believe that if you post a link of a remixed version of something that has been posted before,
The Strunc turns up and shouts 'CG!'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:10,
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In my defence,
I check my emails first and sort through any good links, then come here to post them and if the GC computer doesnt flash them up, I then post them. THEN I actually look down the board. So I guess a different url would say no, yet it actually was. But I'm obviously, a busy man so dont have time to check for these things...
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:14,
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Oh
mine is better
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:07,
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As an indie fan staring down the barrel of middle age
I approve of this video. The kids are alright. Their kink is not my kink, but their kink is OK.
(OzymandiarseI wish I were mahogany, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:46,
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we fought the law and
the law won.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:53,
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Oh.
Downer.
(OzymandiarseI wish I were mahogany, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:03,
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I lasted about 5 seconds before the auto-tuned shit started melting my face
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:27,
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