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This is a link post Super Wolfenstein 3d - with Physics!
a bit of fun for a few minutes :)

Game in action
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
That is freaking awesome, great fun!! Nice job HT
Needs an option to invery Y axis on mouse though... also, looks like the Unity Engine, you thought about a rift version ? It's fast enough and clean n slick - think it would work well :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Fish and ducks dancing to The Blue Danube by Strauss I made this!
6 second loop. (Learning masks - any tips appreciated.)


 (@feelwelcome Hello, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Making diamonds from the homeless
I'm struggling to work out if this is a spoof or not.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it's to raise awareness of homelessness
click to buy one
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It raised my awareness of diamonds
Can we buy a homeless now? Do they have any old style ones with big beards and ragged coats who can sit mumbling to themselves on an old bench at the bottom of the garden?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you want Hobos R Us for that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!!
Can I send in remains from the homeless for a discounted/free diamond?
No, this is illegal. Boestones acquires all remains legally from public morgues.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we just burn them as fuel?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, the homeless are good for something... and VAT on the diamond will be the closest they've paid tax
only a small minority are good enough for sexual exploitation
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a bit of a fuss when the Nazis made soap out of dead Jews

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post those self lathering Jews smelt funny

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Enfield spoofs whiskey ad.

(Tont, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Whitehouse would have been funnier. He always was.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hairy necked freak

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd happily chuck some money to the Save The Children thing...
...if they stopped this wacky Christmas jumper crap, which I know is going to be taken up by every cunt in the UK. Aren't they bonkers?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't WAIT to see my facebook wall that day, I can tell you...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Shall we chuck buckets of cold water over them and claim we got confused?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
water piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, you forgot this:
boiling
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got to wear one for work for the entire week before Christmas.
I'll be sure to forward you pics.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Ok, which one of you did this?
And what was your technique?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post such wit
it's like peter ustinov never left us
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had the idea of selling bottled london air to expats
Couldn't be bothered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't sell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Top selling product"

?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And why is the item description of an Xbox?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
The rectum powder packed into this bottle is enough to send the even the most noble of Greek Gods to hell. One whiff of this and you'll prefer to be in the Underworld with that dick, Hades. Side affects of smelling this may include but are not limited to:
-Sudden Death
-Convulsions
-Seizures
-Loss of appetite
-Loss of hair on upper lip
-Loss of upper lip

Let this bad boy sit on your night stand for a few months and ferment, and you're sure to have a deadly answer to anyone who bothers you. Oh, that bully who took your lunch money? Hand him this and tell him too look inside. Curiosity killed the cat, right? He's damn sure to look, and i can stand boldly by my product when i say it'll knock his fucking socks off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post side "affects"
"affects"
 (Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot people make the mistake of using a bottle that doesn't cover the entire sphincter.
The trick is to use a bottle that covers the entire rim, so you don't lose any fart upon entry. Once the fart enters the bottle you've got a few seconds to screw the top on as the fart won't escape that quickly.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Also. Squeeze the bottle beforehand.
In a technique similar to the egg yolk separator
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a method I'm not too fond of
As the suction often brings out unwanted turd embers
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother used to fart in glasses & leave them in his room upside-down for mum to right & release the gas.
I was witness to one that she 'uncorked' at least three weeks after he'd gone travelling....the stench was unbelievable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post methinks

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^PRE-OP ROID RAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ha :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you cunt
my wife just asked why I'm crying and laughing at the same time
 (m.auron, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post Am I Your Son?
Funny pikey story.

Prolly gake and GC. But hey, shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently this is from an RTE show called "Hardy Bucks". I'm having a look at that the neet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a coincidence, I shall also be watching RTE later from here in the UK
An ex-girlfriend from years ago will be on the telly I am reliably told, for sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucked Aine Chambers?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post By the look of her, who hasn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you have enough lube? Was it nice to see her again?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Carry on Spying with Sid James

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Up the Volcano.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That whole article is trying so hard (and failing) to be witty.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually quite like the suggested song lyrics

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about Christopher Waltz as Blofeld
Is Buster Bloodvessel still alive?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly yes he is
And touring with Bad Manners.
www.bedfordcornexchange.co.uk/events/whats-on/details/?id=1930
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a horrible photo of Daniel Craig at the top.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post Speaking of new film anouncements....
Wes Anderson Presents: La Force se Réveille
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post better than original. i'd watch that.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Very much this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The first parody I've genuinely liked a lot

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Best one yet.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post Spectre
So the new Bond film is to be called Spectre. Should be interesting...

Also here's the new Aston Martin DB10, launched at the same event:
www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/new-aston-martin-db10-james-bonds-new-car-2015-spectre-film
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT!!!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Christoph Waltz bloody better be Blofeld
I don't want some contemporary plot twist where it's revealed he's a decoy and the real Blofeld is actually someone totally against type. Like a lady Blofeld. Although that could possibly work if cast properly.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the lack of a female M
means that is a distinct possibility. Not sure about the DB10 - they'll need to reign in the bullshit tech that reached its peak in Die Another Day for the series to retain the goodwill following Skyfall
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Mendes has shown quite good taste/judgement throughout his career
I'm sure they'll keep it grounded. I think it's a nice car.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's lully.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as I saw Monica Belucci announced I thought she'd make a great older femme fatale
Ala Dark Knight Rises (given how much Skyfall borrowed from The Dark Knight. Might be really good. I just feel Waltz is too good to merely be a sub villain IMO.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we can safely assume
that there won't be any invisible cars in this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sinead O Connor.
There, totally called it.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post turned out it was the cat all along

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So the internet's going to flooded with Bond AND Star Wars nonsense for the unforeseeable future?
*commits seppuku with keyboard*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post and Terminator this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Terminator 4 - RoboGrandad

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post we're on number 5

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so old and behind the times :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? When did they make 4?
I seem to remember 3 with a lady terminator in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post there was the Christian Bale shouting at the lighting guy one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Salvation was decent. A step up from 3, not just a rehash of the same shit again.
Looks like the new one is a step backwards.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just be sure to not get seppuku and bukkake mixed up
That can be awkward.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Both, simultaneously, would be awesome.
Unless you were involved in any way. Bleurgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post We only do it because we love you

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post and hobbits

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never paid to watch a Bond movie
they're pretty much shit and used to sell luxury goods to Top Gear watchers.
 (I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post so don't watch them you thieving grinch

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post they used to be repeated to ad nauseam on ITV

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post That'll buff out.
Ship parking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how all BMW drivers park.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sssshhhhhh...keep this under your hat...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Just use depth charges
the way the lord intended.
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Child slave labour is much more satisfying.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nukelar?

KABOUM!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post holy ship!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking it was aboat time for a pun thread...

(DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Mast you?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it was as if hundeds of wallets suddenly cried out in terror

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect that massive ship is insured.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How To Avoid Small Ships

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6qdzQvHhE
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post what happens when morons get to make decisions?
you get the saatchi bill which allows doctors to make off label prescriptions, quack cancer cures etc

anyone remember burzinski?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post sucking my dick cures cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post availability of a off label prescription is generally a good thing though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post sometimes something clearly works
but there is no large enough financial incentive for a manufacturer to
get it through additional approval process.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Ludovico Einaudi - Nuvole Bianche
Can I post up a tune what I like? Just got my stupid audio shit wired up and annoying my neighbours because its on 11 and this came on, and its good.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And this came on, weirdly..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaBjY-zm0sI
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is weirdly..???

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno,
just found her card in a phone box.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather nice

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post pea-do!
anyway, I think I could sustain entirely on Tiramisu...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognised this
piano music from This is England.
Highly emotive.
Max Richter has a similar effect with the them of The leftovers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTgEdghAOA
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him play about a year ago

Very good. Ólafur Arnalds is another one of my favourite pianists, except for his latest album. Check out Piano Works by Craig Armstrong too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post The UKIP Christmas Dinner Argument Simulator I made this!
Get some practice in now for that festive political dust-up with the folks in this choose-your-own adventure game.
 (jimbobabu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I ended up living in Hove
Good fun, nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I ended up ruining Christmas. Pretty accurate. Would play again A+++
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It took a dozen attempts
BUT CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post someone posted this FOR you 4 days ago!
I thought it was terrific.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My father only votes UKIP as there are no National Socialist candidates in Ilkley
and this is why I'm inviting the wife's parents this year instead
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Orion launches at 12:05 PM
So here's a live feed.

If you haven't got a scooby what Orion is, try this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyZqSWWKmHQ

Rockets launches have got a bit more exciting of late. It might be worth a watch.

Edit: revised launch time of 12:17 PM
Edit: On hold again. Fuck this, I'm off for lunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best 4 door car ford ever made...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the crash sensor
that was just behind the front grille and kept cutting the engine out when it got dirty. Which due to its position was a LOT.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And the fact it was shit

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They did release Terminator AND RoboCop...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sets Stay
from the Interstellar soundtrack to play as it takes off - edit although it looks delayed now due to a boat in the "danger area"… GARRRRRRRRR
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That keeps happening
You'd think with the cost of launches they might spend something on a patrol boat or two to prevent that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a few smaller rockets with tactical warheads.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the Orion I remember.
It needs more nukes!
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is well worth grabbing a copy of
www.amazon.co.uk/Project-Orion-Spaceship-1957-1965-Penguin/dp/0140277323/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417699400&sr=8-2&keywords=project+orion
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I honesty thought it was that.... :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just been given 2 mins notice to move.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry 7 mins

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody just push the button!
I'm supposed to be doing some work.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Called off now until tomorrow (Friday). 7.30am Eastern time or somesuch.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Launch minus 12 minutes 30 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrubbed for the day
Let's do this all again tomorrow shall we?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post same time and place?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Same Bat-Time
Same Bat-Channel
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Old man dancing to Salt N Pepas 'push it'
I like this tune, and this old guy fucking rocks the moves, bear with it... he dances us all into a cocked hat. Its awesome.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to deduce the nature of the event.
Seems to be taking place in a cinema foyer...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post my money is on 'Nelson's Niteclub' on some ferry or other.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Featuring DJ fuckpuppet and gallons of sick swimming round the toilets
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely no shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post this is actually rather close to my hometown
It's at a racetrack/casino bar
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post he's bald and fat but probably not that old

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Spoken like a true bald and fat man...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post John John's Tomato Salad I made this!
Elton John's brother makes a tomato salad.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post love the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be making this tonight, looks lovely
are they new ear danglies?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Eee, vada at him and his dolly aunt nell danglers.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post my word
I googled dolly aunt nell danglies and look what came up on image search:
your mum etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No way she's a natural blonde.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Vada the dolly dish, shame about his bijou lallies.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
No i only have one pair which definitely aren't my mums
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened down there?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Everybody Knows Shit Fucks
Strangely catchy tune

Contains THOSE ^ ^ words, so... caution advised.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What did you do to jakedamusss to make him put you on ignore?
Ah I see this is the directors cut.

Carry on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? Who is that?
Have people put me on ignore?

I neither know nor care. Fuck 'em, it's them what misses out on my awesomness.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
How do you know who's ignoring other B3tans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally they loudly tell everyone.
Ignore is flounce lite.
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As I say,
fuck em. I have ignored I think, 2 people just because they posted spam. I wouldnt ignore anyone for a difference of opinion or the fact they were obviously a bell end.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *Ignores*
*Deletes from Facebook*
*Unfollows on twitter*
*Unsubscribes on pornhub*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck are you talking to?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *flounces*

(DestructoLettuce, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was Amadeus' polite way of crying GC
"You have posted the same thing as jakedamuss. I presume you didn't see it cos he has you on ignore".
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much this, when they were on the same page I assumed he couldn't see it but then I realised this was a remixed version so don't know if that counts as GC

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that if you post a link of a remixed version of something that has been posted before,
The Strunc turns up and shouts 'CG!'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post In my defence,
I check my emails first and sort through any good links, then come here to post them and if the GC computer doesnt flash them up, I then post them. THEN I actually look down the board. So I guess a different url would say no, yet it actually was.
But I'm obviously, a busy man so dont have time to check for these things...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
mine is better
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Earworm, United States of Pop
Some sort of mash up featuring the 'hot tunes' of the year, for the kids on here.

I recognise maybe 5 songs as I'm just not 'down' with 'it'

Maybe NSFW as some pop videos now are just filth...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sic!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post As an indie fan staring down the barrel of middle age
I approve of this video. The kids are alright. Their kink is not my kink, but their kink is OK.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post we fought the law and
the law won.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
Downer.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted about 5 seconds before the auto-tuned shit started melting my face

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)

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