Ohio Man Who Cannot Stop Having Sex With Pool Rafts Arrested Again For Having Sex With Pool Raft
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Ron raftfucking seal
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 2:38,
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It's not up to the MAN to tell someone who they can and cannot love.
WE HAVE RIGHTS!!!
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 5:13,
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He thought he had...
an airtight defense.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:50,
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I'm sure this story is about to...
blow wide open.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:53,
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They'll just inflate the story out of all proprortion
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:14,
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whatever floats his boat
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:28,
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This looks brilliant
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:10,
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I remember first seeing this on /links
Can't wait for the release!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:15,
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Probably one of the greatest movies of our time. Criminally underrated.
'Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men "oppressed" by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society' - www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
I in no way endorse the use of racist pejoratives
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But racist pejoratives are my favourite kind
of insult. You're no fun at all, and for that reason, I'm out. Gayboy.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 0:59,
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Am I Allowed To Talk About Bumming Here?
Last time some B3ta SJWs got a tad testy.
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disappointed
Was fully expecting that to turn in to a porno right up until the credits rolled.
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I was expecting more Shaft.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:40,
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Boston faces snowstorm of Biblical* proportions.
And it's colder than a witch's mouldy breast everywhere else; 100 million people affected by subzero wind chill temps.
www.weather.com/storms/winter/news/arctic-coldest-this-winter-season-northeast
*Boston actually never mentioned in the Bible
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 23:29,
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Christ.
Those 'Merkins have to sensationalise bloody everything, don't they?
(Unless it paints them in a bad light, of course...)
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Yesterday, the temperature was -32 Celsius, not including wind chill.
Freeze your clackers off!
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 23:48,
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Agreed, colder than a witches tit.
But when I think biblical, I think The Day After Tomorrow helicopters-dropping-out-the-sky cold. Not "put a bloody jacket on, Steven!" cold.
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I dated a Witch.
Tits were not cold.
Quite normal actually.
That reminds me, got to repoint the walls before the cavity insulation gets injected in a couple of weeks.
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And British newspapers don't?
A single flake of snow in the UK and it's panic stations.
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JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:13,
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Something something Weather Bomb
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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Here ya go:
www.studylight.org/concordances/tcr/view.cgi?n=3092
So yeah, not a major factor. but not as rarely mentioned as iPhones.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 1:08,
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My wife has a book of biblical proportions
12 x 5 x 20 cm, something about dragons. Looks too tomey.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:12,
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Its mentioned more than sand?!
www.studylight.org/concordances/tcr/view.cgi?n=2870&search=sand#sand
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:32,
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This dude is loving it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdRWGMyeSYY
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 2:47,
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I like him best especially because he kneed some jackass who tried to crash his newscast.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 5:13,
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I'm sick of it.
I had to wear a hoody to the pub last night. A fucking hoody. It had better warm up soon.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 2:48,
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Get you own radio station
Want to be 'Smashey' or even 'Nicey' want to be embroiled in a suspect sex scandal in your retirement? Well this is for you!
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only for neckbearded Linux users though
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 22:42,
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Your half-term survival soundtrack : 'Smak My Badger' EP044 | New Techno, House & Electro Releases + Free Download
I made this!
To get you through a week of relentless child related stuff, Smak Up my live show from 14th of February, every Saturday 8-10PM GMT on insanityradio.com with the latest Techno, Tech House, Future House, House Music, Big Room and Electro House releases.
Grab the free download of the mix and there are also links to download a couple of free new tracks, enjoy!
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Only a few minutes in, but enjoying your mix.
Downloaded to play full set later. Cheers!
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Varmint, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:13,
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I'll enjoy listening to this later, I'm sure.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:17,
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Can you help?
urgent police appeal
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 20:53,
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Firstly I am not bald
secondly, she wasn't furry but hairy and very stinky. I was actually acting in self defence after a disagreement over a tin of cat food. You're just spiteful.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:28,
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only in plymouth....the women folk are rather furry down here possibly due to cornwall being next door
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 23:00,
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Brian Rix?
Edit: How has this had no views? Where did you steal it from? Original source please.
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Varmint, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 19:42,
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These must be their real hair
because why would buy a wig that was so awful ?
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Nothing is quite as sad as a bad Irish
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 20:57,
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Nicholas Pegg's all-new UKIP weather forecast
Apols for Kipper threadrush. But it is very good.
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This greatly amused me
in my Radio 4 listening, middle class, insomniac millieu.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 1:22,
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Also
to reply to your thread -
I remember you saying there was a veritable shitstorm of scandal heading UKIPs way? Is this going happen? Has it happened?
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 1:48,
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The ideal way to sell an action figure.
"Fully posable" indeed.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:56,
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To counter the non news story below, have some serious news.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:11,
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He'd do anything to deflect the news away from his brother
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 19:54,
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Yes.
He knew his own brother was noncing his own child and turned a blind eye. I know the name of his party translates as 'our own', but seriously, letting your brother fuck his daughter, or his own? Beneath contempt. Vile evil scum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 20:53,
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You'll never guess what the most hated brand in Britain is...
...oh, all right, you will. Donotlink redirecting to the Fail.
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I don't really understand this poll, or at least what it proves.
Of the ten most popular only three are British, and one of those is state funded. It's also a very small sample, I would like to know a breakdown of its demographics. I think it's a bit weird including political parties in a survey of brands. I realise they do brand themselves but they can hardly said to be consumer brands. If the BBC was included, was the NHS and where did it come? If Starbucks and McDonalds are so hated, why are they so successful? This is a meaningless bit of PR for an advertising agency whose job it is to promote brands. I truly cannot believe such a bastion of journalistic excellence such as The Mail would stoop to filling their pages with dross like this.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:50,
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I thought the Mail would be in the list.
Then I realised it says hated, not hateful.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:57,
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On the plus side...
I do like their cryptic crossword of a lunchtime.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:08,
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Russell Brand
NEXT!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:16,
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Background Music for Adding Trans Fat at the Dodgy Factory
I made this!
instrumental
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:07,
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Beautifully artery hardening.
And it wasn't only may arteries that where hardening.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:57,
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Yay!
Schmaltzy, cheesy, but with the heaviness of the irreverent bassline of Royal Trux. Or something.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:24,
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Docking scene from Interstellar
I doubt it will be illustrative on Youtube just how amazing I found this scene on IMAX, but it's up so why not. If you've got decent speakers turn 'em up.
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but why did they leave earth if they can create artificial atmospheres and weather systems for growing crops?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:10,
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they made crops growable on a space station where the kids play baseball - or, lol, should that be spaceball?
if they can make the leap of creating an atmosphere and fertile soil in the vaccuum of space, doing it on earth should be a piece of piss
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:22,
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Oh yeah... the ending -.- Fake grass? Or perhaps the energy involved would yield the process only beneficial to the population of a space station, than say an entire planet?
But yeah, I'll admit to that entire sequence being a massive let down. Almost ruinous I'll grant you. I loved so much of the the rest of it, the bit just before in particular. Well, mainly on a technical level, but still emerged wide eyed from the cinema.
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I watched "Big Jug explosion 12" last night
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:37,
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is that the one where Tina uses the you know what on her you know where with sexy consequences?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:46,
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would watch again
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:42,
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Nothing about that film made any sense at all
total bollocks, such a let down
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Runaway climate change on earth that would make our atmosphere more like Venus' would probably be impossible to reverse
making a breathable atmosphere on a space station would be easier I guess
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:17,
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If they can get that big a budget, casting someone better than Mcconaughey should have been a piece of piss.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:30,
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or a scriptwriter who could remember how many kids the lead character had
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:55,
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Because the studio thought the original screenplay, which had the working title "Future Proofing Agriculture" was a no hoper.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:16,
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Loved this scene
By far the most intense and best edited scene I saw last year
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:21,
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I found the parallels with 2001 very apposite
ie, a great sf film with a fucking stupid ending.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:37,
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Yeah
The ending was such a let down. I appreciate the commercial prospects of a film without a Spielbergian resolution aren't exactly strong, but it could have been a brilliant film if he'd maybe invited in a bit more ambiguity/less clunky optimism.
Technically speaking the entire film blew me away though.
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I was fine with the bookcase bit
But everything after that on the space station and the stealing a spaceship should have been binned.
Nolan knows how to end a film properly - Inception showed that. Its just a shame that for his last two big ones (this and TDKR) he hasn't had the restraint to know when the film is over.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:17,
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Yeah, guess it's Heaven's Gate syndrome
Both The Dark Knight and Inception were very disciplined affairs, editorially speaking. Success has a funny of making artists lose that creative conservatism.
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This film bored me,
so I never got to the ending to be disappointed by it.
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I always watch any film to the end. I can usually gain some pleasure from the photography even if the story sucks.
This didn't stop me being underwhelmed by this film unfortunately.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 20:49,
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You walked out?
Really, you're the first person I've heard of to do that.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 22:06,
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It seems I'm in a minority here
In that I walked out of this film having completely loved it from start to finish, and wanting to go straight back in and watch it all over again.
I too saw it on an IMAX screen though. I wonder if that's the difference.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 22:05,
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I acknowledge its flaws. Particularly the ending. But I was still bowled over by it.
I too saw it on IMAX. Mesmerising filmic experience.
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It's no Beau Travail.
Now THAT'S an end scene.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:49,
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Necrophilliac interview
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Some of this is compellingly grim, like the bit when she says she likes it when she's on top and the corpses begin spurting blood and this really turns her on
Happy Sunday!!!
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colmcq2, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:47,
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Isn't that called munting?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Munting
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Stevie Wonder & Friends | Moog Sub Phatty
Stevie Wonder, Bernie Worrell, Larry Dunn, and Dr. Lonnie Smith were among the artists to visit the Moog booth during the madness of NAMM 2013 to play the new Moog SUB PHATTY.
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I discovered Dr Lonnie Smith
from liking Lonnie Liston Smith. Top video.
Ripe for video malarkies.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:24,
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E-excuse me...uh,
I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano.
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He's a longtime ambassador for Korg
and a bit of a prick these days too.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:50,
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Bull Terrier Trancing
I'd never heard of this phenomenon. -
Bull Terriers have a characteristic unique to the breed. They ‘trance’ (or ‘ghost walk’ or ‘weed walk’). Trancing mode is turned on by walking under a bush so that the leaves tickle the dog’s back. The dog’s eyes glaze and movement is in ultra slow motion;
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:39,
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I guess that gently stroking the back doesn't have the same effect?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:43,
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I don't know, but the youtube videos would indicate they're completely turned on by curtains and plants
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:50,
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Here's a nice one -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wylAGmm_oE
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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So now you kmow how to defeat a bull terrier guard dog next time you find your self trapped by a snarling bitey bundle of fur and teeth
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:32,
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careful
next thing you'll be talking about the "head 'popping'". I think I've lost track of the number of meatheads who've asked me the retarded question about when the head is going to 'pop'. Its not.
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Ideal gifts for Bris, Sunnet or Tuli parties.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:34,
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And suddenly I thought of Se7en
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:36,
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No
It didn't make me think of that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:57,
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Looks like Lorena Bobbit has made quite a fine business idea.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 23:16,
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