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This is a link post Taxidermied Margaret Thatcher gets installed at No 10.

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 16 May 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If you count Camoron wearing her pelt as a jumpsuit
then technically, yes.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what's a pelt?

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
The covering of the beastie!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a search for "The covering of the beastie!"
and I fear the internet police will be calling soon
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I never realised she was so tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 3:36, Reply)
This is a link post RSA Animate - Crises of Capitalism
from 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post RSA Animate - 21st Century Enlightenment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC7ANGMy0yo
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post park life!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm far from agreeing, but it's concise, well made, and honest about it's inherent marxist bias, have a click.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post university-level bullshit.
Hamstring free market so that it cannot breath cannot move then proclaim capitalism played out. Not so. It carries on handicapped despite continued attempts to kill it.

Solution: Smaller less obtrusive government lording over every aspect of your life even so far as the air you breath and exhale. All their power is derived from you and it is time you stopped giving it to them. They do not deserve it. They are flatly not trusted. You are better than they.

Obama's 322 page plan to regulate the internet
Daily caller
tinyurl.com/mg5djcv

You are better than he.

Obama unleashes 300 new regulations first week of year
Daily Caller
tinyurl.com/kbbxqr7

You are better than he.

Obama rules cost 181.5B in 2014
Washington Times
tinyurl.com/ksoec4x

You are better than he.

Need more? Ha! You didn't bother anyway. Because you don't care. Prat along little socialist, your video whatever it says is university level bullshit. That's the thing about university, you're expected to learn to spot bullshit on sight. Believe me, it isn't socialist impulses that put that laptop in your hands nor the programs that run on it nor the games you play on it.

I've reached the point where I've stopped listening. Just like you.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a link post Official site of grand master flash and the furious five
Contains loads of furious flash.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Grandmaster Flash and the HTML5

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Assembles b3tans along submarine and orders salute. Sends order to bridge to surface.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful :)

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 16 May 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Great group!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't spell discography...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:34, Reply)
This is a link post Samorost3
Up coming game by Amanita Design, the people who brought you Botanicula and Machinarium...promises to be as nice to play as it is on the eyes and ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah the other ones were sureal - lovely play

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 16 May 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post machinarium was ace

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post PC and Mac later this year and after that also on iOS, Android an maybe other platforms.
I hope this includes the Xbox 360. Looks laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarverly..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tried Amanita games. Really tried
But could never tell which bit of the background was the bit that needed clicking on, so it became a rather hopeless trial-and-error spam. Just couldn't enjoy them. Sad, as they're so beautifully made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 May 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ I am generally crap at this kind of game too
but I totally appreciate that they exist. I loved Kuki Se Vraci(? Kooky Go Home?) which I think was a movie by these same people (Jakub Dvorský if google is correct) because I could enjoy the lushness, and didn't have to guess what obscure thing would please a robot when clicked in the correct order.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame you couldn't get on with them
the further you get the more nice arts you get to see.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the flounce at the end.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 17 May 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Got nothing to do for the next 24hrs?
Here's a live feed of the Nurburgring 24hr race.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Dom is competing this year.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Complaining about how the other cars are going faster that the Asda car park speed limit of 5 miles an hour and keep on overtaking him.
He'll take a ten minute pit stop every hour to bring his stress levels down.

His dash cam footage is going to be off da hook.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post terrible sync for me...
You know anything about it - many diesels ? Any electrics ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a different feed then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkYITD0mNEE

Mostly GT3 machinery and below - https://livetiming.tracktime.info/nurburgring#screen-results
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:56, Reply)
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Cheers, totally forgot this was on this weekend.
 (Lord Custard, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Ring
Open days are the whacky races.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post The express can kiss my schwanzstucke but the news is exciting
I first heard of "traction" park on the links board last year. It has arisen and is awaiting fresh victims!
 (OTT, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post Sleaford Mods live earlier this year.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post FIZZY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Daft Cluck "sings" Get Clucky
I remember seeing the song here before but it's my kinda tune
(Sherbs, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 16 May 2015, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post The quick brown fox (Further down) NSFW
reminded me of my favorite rant of all time. NSFW only if they're bothered about you reading swear words.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he type 33 letters when he means 35 letters?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 16 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post More excellent editing?
Lots of quick brown fucks though.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about the context of what he was writing
But it's meant to be "a" lazy dog, right? I guess if you're writing something, you probably should check shit like that though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Coren is such a bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post this^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So angry that
he broke his shift key.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Cutting down a tree between two close buildings.
Sphincter tightening stuff - money shot at 2:40.
(BTW, I cut down 3 trees yesterday and I'm not quite okey as a lumberjack
- one invariably did not obey the notch and landed on the neighbour's garage -
I'll be using the notch and hinge technique for the next lot)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A craft well done is elevated to art almost.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Craft > Art.
Just saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I really see this before
or is it déjà vu?
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post No, Deja vu was a mediocre film at best with a predictable plot and ending, this on the other hand screams tension and uncertaintiy at all levels
and for that reason I,m out
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post gc

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post dv

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he could shit through the eye of a needle

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing new...
...I've placed my wood into some fairly tight spaces before
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sat 16 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully something alive soon

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And not in a wooden box
under six feet of earth.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post trees
1000 tree huggers just died mint
 (BRICKBAT, Sun 17 May 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a link post Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker.
Going seeing them tonight, always great to see live.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fritz-Kola is way overpriced.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It is, aroma is candy like, but the taste is very good.
Their kaffee cola version is awful though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see them live
watched some of the vids, there is something raw, stripped back and appealing about them. Like a less poetic The Fall or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:18, Reply)
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Seen them a few times now, for 2 people (one of which does nothing but press play on a laptop, check his phone and drink beer) they are brilliant live, really recommend seeing them if you get the chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He gives a energetic performance each and every time, get to one while they're still doing smaller venues.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more chav

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Live Looping voice and rap. One minute, One Take. I made this!
After my Tobacco Beast vid got 3 times as many views as my poetry ones, I wondered could live looping my voice could be a new way to perform old poems? 5 years ago I had took a bus to Hanley Jobcentre in Stoke and got told that my girlfriend's 20 hours a week meant I would only get NI contributions and no cash. Two Buses had cost £8 so I'd wasted time and money and felt like a fucking idiot. I waited for an hour in an overgrown old car park out the back. I wrote this poem to escape how shit the day was going!
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hipster beard or nonce beard?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mormon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Founding father?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs a big black hat with a massive buckle on the front.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
"four score and twenty years ago"
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and a horse-drawn DAW

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats a top idea. A hi-tech luddite.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Taliban

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Talihoe

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Muslamic

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post MuslaMC
And the Explosive 5?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
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I could do a furious mashup rap, write parts for Abraham Lincoln, an Amish Farmer, a Muslim Imam. Might leave out the nonce tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They are not mutually exclusive.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonster

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
... and in that instant, his dreams of convincing Jim Jones to be his twelfth youtube subscriber were proved hopeless.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, have some Kool Aid.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
A votre santé!
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Almond after taste?
Perhaps?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
its more like pear drops, maybe I got the wrong mug?
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a cunt.
Don't slag off other boarders' creative work. If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this'.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the FAQ
OFF
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently not being a cunt requires bullet points
if only we had guns
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post We got code...
... does code count as guns?
(And give me break, this is best pun I could think of all day, I was admittedly looking for a good place to drop it)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 May 2015, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
LEAVE IT tickle, HE'S NOT WORTH IT!
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post eye test
nothing to do with the Edge and Specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that was very clickable

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 May 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^'

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post =)

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 May 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
Like that
 (Sherbs, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post literally better than daft jumping zebras

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Posh quadcopter
Better than my £32 eBay Hong Kong one.
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 16 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a lot of competing brands for this kind of "quick camera drone"
When the prices start to drop the air is going to be FILLED with these things...

...think it's about time I bought an air rifle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The iphone 7 will have four propellers attached
and will do away with the selfie-stick at one fell swoop.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking for a used ZSU-23-4 for this purpose.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-UnealTR-Y
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not another one...
No, just the same one
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Warhammer rules to replace human rights act
"The 208-page science fiction wargame rulebook is seen as the ideal replacement
because it allows every possible type of conflict to be resolved with only a handful of dice."

 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 May 2015, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Spain Rodriguez "Trashman" mini-documentary NSFW
One of the original underground Comix artists - Zap and all that stuff from the 1960s... NSFW because of some illustrations and language.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 16 May 2015, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:46, Reply)

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