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This is a link post Reconstructing a face from a bit of saliva?
It will never catch on.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Littering REALLY boils my piss & I've got into slanging matches when I've picked up people on it.
However, that looks way cool & I'd be tempted to drop shit everywhere in the vain hope that I'd end up on a poster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they work out the age of the person?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post magnets?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this is obviously bollocks.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame, I wanted to be the first to call bullshit on this.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post only works in China, Japan etc

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post nice Monday tunes for you
From Steve Cobby, half of the legendary Fila Brazillia

:D nice vibes
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 May 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Sophie's Fortune - Full Movie


So a year or so ago I posted a link to the trailer for this film. The full film has been online for a while now but I've just realised I never posted it here.

It's a short film - 30 mins or thereabouts - made on a 2 grand budget by Chris Cronin, a Northwest-based film producer.

It's a deeply silly family actioner - a massive nod to the Goonies/Raiders and the like - but a lot of it is shot around Rivington in the West Pennines, with some really quite good CG relocating the area to the Aztec jungle.

If you're familiar with the Rivington area, or just fancy half an hour of good old-fashioned escapism in your day, then it's worth a watch.

FAOD I have no commercial association with any of the people or organisations involved in this - my interest stems from the fact that I do a lot of work in and around Rivington and this gives a very different perspective on the area.

And no, I don't know how much of the budget they spent on catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Jamie Oliver
in a 'cunt soup' video. Hard to know what I hate most about this really...
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL
traumatic
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Watched the first 30 seconds.
I'm guessing that having it muted was prolly a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Painful.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post God, yes.
He plumbs new depths of cuntery with this. It's amazing just how much cuntishness you can cram into a 3.5-minute vid. The talentless rapping, Paul McCartney whoring himself out, that ginger guitar cunt (who spontaneously writes a fucking song, sorry, an "anthem").

My capacity for unbridled hatred grows by the day and continues to impress and surprise me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the 'I'm also a talentless drummer' moments
I need some Prozac, some Tramadol and some Makers Mark RIGHT fucking NOW!!!
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Also: Why hasn't he been Yewtreed yet? He has the archetypal face of total noncer.
...which explains why he's always hanging round schools.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ed Sheeran looks like Station out of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah, Jamie Jamie Jamie
on the one hand, great easy to make recipes that have become the mainstay of my cookery repertoire. On the other (much bigger) hand, the smug 'lifestyle' broadcasting, the 'oh, i'll just pop into my garden for 6 different types of tomato and any herb imaginable', the adverts where he cooks for his 'friends' and have you seen the NAMES OF HIS POOR FUCKING CHILDREN?!?

Christ, and now this.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Mon 18 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what are his kids called then?
I bet its all 'Honeyballs Twinklering' or some such shite isn't it?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
The couple met in 1993 and have four children: Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver (born 18 March 2002), Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver (born on 10 April 2003), Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver (born on 3 April 2009)[64] and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver (born on 15 September 2010)
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Mon 18 May 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If only we hadn't eliminated smallpox

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No Chris Martin?
Also, what's Paul mccartney's problem, anyway.
can't he just retire
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post fat tongue cunt

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a link post Creation

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Montana Tooth Pull

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever kid

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 18 May 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Nice idea, just get it out of the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 May 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post only because her dad couldn't figure out how to tie it round a bullet I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a boy called Calvin.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic pillow
Its a full album so turn on, tune in, drop out.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 18 May 2015, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that album, will just leave this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RBwoUbvxx0
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The first album I played when I got my old mini.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a bit heavy on the Oz clichés,
But nothing really wrong with that! Great production and effects for a budget film.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Maybe the strangest version of Alice in Wonderland ever. NSFW
I think drugs were somehow involved with this 1982 animation (or maybe it was done by a sex freak.)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and this live/stop motion animation is equally strange
https://vimeo.com/109681583
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post first one is a classic, second is new one to me, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post someone's got an issue with fannies

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this
It's pretty good, if not a bit weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitting hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a link post I miss this guy
"I've upped my standards. Now, up yours."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy out of 'Holby'?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 18 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Eyeball animation for your smartphone
for excellent use with t-shirts or costumes!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:09, Reply)
This is a link post Fox laughs hysterically while eating a pigeon
Fox laughs hysterically while eating a pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of cute, sort of scary.
Weird looking fox.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a silver fox
the type that is too lazy to make its own sandwich and jump over other lazy canids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post How to make the perfect compost.
Browns and Greens. Get that ratio right and you are cooking.
(Fluffster, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Shredders help a lot, my compost heap was at 61C this afternoon.
ROCK N ROLL!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 May 2015, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Organising a compost heap?
I thought the whole point was to stuff it with the detritus of the day?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Has anyone managed to get a wormery to work

The little guys in mine seem to be slow workers
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried pouring piping hot coffee on them?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to cut them in half with a pair of sharp scissors doubling the amount of worms.
Be careful to only do this every 3 days to avoid "tired worm syndrome"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
just wish I had room enough in my garden for a compost heap :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post New McCains ad.
With added realism...
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 18 May 2015, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My monitor blew up and i have no speakers
listening to Joan Jet and 'I love Rock and roll' to this is perfect.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 18 May 2015, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a chuckle from that.
I click you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, the zombie fest was ace.
Clicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post last scene is great

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The last scene made me lol.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome Tom & Jerry music medley played by ridiculously-talented musicians.
Seriously amazing stuff - makes you appreciate the pre-digital age of animation and the love and work that went into these things. Wonderful.
(Leemondus, Mon 18 May 2015, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
LOVE Tom and Jerry
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliance.
Having seen Tom & Jerry so many times over the years, it's very strange indeed to see the audio being performed... at times it was as if the sound had been taken from its 'natural' origin in the cartoon, and overlaid onto a concert of classical music (am not sure that makes sense anywhere else but in my head! :) ).

Very enlightening, really does bring home the amount of organisation and effort it took to produce. Looks like it was fun too - the percussionists/foley artists at 2:18ish seem to be having a whale of a time with that bin (and later on with snoring, guns, banging on bits of pipe, and barking)! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 May 2015, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy second from left at 1:15 looks a little uncomfortable.
Probably a local drunk that just woke up thinking how did i get here!
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tacit
you pleb :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Tacet
With an 'e' you fucking mong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well click worthy :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Enjoyed Mad Max Fury Road...
..listen to the remixed soundtrack..plug in your earphones and in my opinion listen to one of the best film soundtracks in recent memory
 (redflame, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hell yeah!
That's a fine bit of work, listening right now. That film was awesome, soundtrack and all.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 18 May 2015, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the film
Was like watching a crazy angry circus.

But I didn't like the music so much. It was ok in the action, but it was too loud and bombastic in the quieter bits. Also I would have like to have actually HEARD the rock wagon playing; such a cool idea but the music completely drowned it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 May 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a feminist now?

(chompedhomas, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post Ian Beale Crying
DnB remix
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I came....

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 17 May 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he's clearly a heartless evil Tory boy...
R U OKAY HUN???
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that your stock reply to every post I put on here?
Or are you going to wheel out your 'ever so clever' spastic jibe?
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 18 May 2015, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hot

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 May 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
In other related news, one from back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-e-BrScOp4
 (aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a small cry

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Sia - Breathe Me - Demo version, no editing (levels are way off).
Sounds like a mic to table direct recording. Dirty but great.
Interesting to compare this to the finished product, a bit of of an insight into her creative process.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8RcnZWzMQ
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post She is showing her face!
FAKE!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 17 May 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hohoho
But it's not her face you really want to see in those pho-to-graphs squire?
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Say no more...
you don't look at the mantle when stoking the fire, eh ,eh, eh?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 17 May 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post God that's some whiny shite

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not every song is "Barby, lets go party"
And her whining is top class. Almost English grade.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post Off Limits
pure mental.
Also..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKR4FAg1imc
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Flipping hell , the "[SFM] We like to party" on his playlist is nuts at the end.
 (wizzer77, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they are all batshit
all of them
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's even scarier that the songs aren't his
They're from several different psychotic artists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 17 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I want in
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post if u lik tro party lev me a like if u dont like to part leav me a like

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post splundig

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post {XD this is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKR4FAg1imc
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What
the shuddering fuck?! Mentalgenius.

EDIT:
Bugs - just insanity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNgaob7S3w
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 May 2015, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. This one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUBmYZOBN80
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2015, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP will smith :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEuAkE_twdw

Christ this guy has too much spare time
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2015, 1:00, Reply)

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