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This is a link post pandas are really defective
sort it out almighty Inetlligent Designer
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post So everything points to them being meat eaters.....
Why not just feed the fuckers meat then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they just prefer bamboo
most of the time www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/video-08b.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite an interesting read
and further proof bacon is awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have driven off
at 88mph...
 (dribl, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great. Plot, build-up, arc and the inevitable moral end

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone who I know who's a police sergeant
Has always said that the stupidity of petty criminals is one of the most entertaining parts of the job. Imagine how much fun it would be interviewing the bloke and showing him this footage: "So, sir, do you see where you went wrong there?".
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wanted for a chain of similar offences
that seemingly had no link between them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post His previous crimes went off without a hitch

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And is linked to many more in the area

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Please please please
Can someone more adept than me combine this with the end of back to the future
 (sparrigan I make nerdy things, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hm
The clock tower/ storm/ cables bit.
 (roysin, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gorgeous
Thank you QLP, the music really adds to it :-)
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Man mistaken for ATM
not by a woman this time (sexism, why not)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 19 May 2015, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look like
it's the first time it's happened to him either! lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he has been pranked every day since school
and every time he is pranked, he eats a choco coronet.
He looks like, one way or another, he only has a few pranks left.
And what dickhead is filming people using ATMs?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope one day he snaps and destroys them with al the pent up rage
as that woman's laugh turns from evil mocking to hysterical fear
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Or goes cross-eyed, and starts dispensing large amounts of cash from his mouth.
Smoke coming out of the ears would be a bonus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ultimate form

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
mouth burst belly

causing instant inflation
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "The only thing I dispense... is JUSTICE"

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post slags
needs more laurie penny
 (BRICKBAT, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Wonga declares £37.3m loss
after accidentally borrowing a fiver from itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh
You got my hopes up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 May 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see I'm not the only Private Eye reader.

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great satire but wonga are in the news today because they sponsor Newcastle United and Newcastle launched a new kit for next season and have used the wrong wonga logo on the kits. It seems wonga have changed the logo.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post John Oliver...
...Miss America Pageant
(jingle_man, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's so clever
how come he doesn't know that blokes like looking at fit birds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's still a thing?
Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn that objectifies women is still quite popular too.
So I'm told.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I was in the US
they weren't showing porn on TV as prime-time entertainment. Has that changed?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No. They're very prudish in some ways. Note the outrage over Jane Jackson's nipple.
But they produce and consume a shit load of porn. Cheerleaders, even at high schools, are mainstream and massively sexualised. On their version of the quality game show that is Deal or No Deal the boxes are held and opened by scantily clad models. One of the biggest selling magazines year after year is the Sports illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Sex sells. The Pope shits in the woods. Whadaya want?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HBO, Showtime,
and a few others in the US are currently making and broadcasting shows with sexually explicit content. Not so sure about "prime-time", because I don't really know what that means any more now that most TV content is also available online.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're right that prime time has no real meaning anymore.
In the US the question should be be are they showing it on network or cable. HBO and Showtime are cable which means swearing and nudity. Network TV has no swearing and nudity. So, it's all about which channel the pageant is on.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep you're right, those are cable channels.
I don't really see any network tv so I can't directly comment on that. I'm sure you're right though, the networks are very conservative. Don't scare those advertizers!
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes of that boring twat.
I lost my will to enjoy that within the first minute and a half, but I persevered out of some sort of good manners until the 4 minute marker. Still nothing happened. Crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted until 0:37
where upon the arrogant twat began his comical opinion of something he obviously doesn't like

And was bored by it
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I heartily approve of exporting all Ben Elton clones to the USA

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoken like a man
who has been rejected by good looking ladies all his life.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post seems to be doing just fine
i.imgur.com/N1Eo2eT.png
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Who: Young Man Blues at London Coliseum, December 14th, 1969.
Happy 70th birthday, Mr. Townsend.

Wait for it...
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Entwistle
The Who are supposed to be doing Glastonbury this year. I saw them at T In the Park, the one lamentable time I went to that, and they seemed a shade of themselves when I had seen them previously, with Joe Strummer opening for them.
Those are my Who thoughts.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
My only thoughts are...where is the book Townsend?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to ask TownsendsPublisher (http://b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=68338)
Or, www.amazon.co.uk/Pete-Townshend-Who-I-Am/dp/0007479166/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1432066394&sr=1-1&keywords=pete+townsend
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
No I meant the book on child abuse he claimed he was researching for when the police found thousands of child porn images on his computer.
Just another 70's nonce.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I actually know where he lives if you want to post dogshit through his letterbox. Top of Richmond Hill, by the park. Just happened to be strolling to the Roebuck pub and saw him glumly looking out of his door as guests were arriving. Looked GUILTY as sin, I tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like The Who do you?
I think this will be of interest to you:

www.lambertandstampmovie.com/

or just straight to the trailer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDHTXgkA_8
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that advertised. They were quite a duo.
Lambert was quite the educated posh type.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeE8ncJEFY
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You will enjoy
Andrew Motion's biography of not only Kit, but dad Constant - the composer and model for the character Hugh Moreland in Anthony Powell's Damce to the Music of Time series of 12 novels - and grand dad George, the painter.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you fit a few more nouns in there for me, please.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
Cunt, dickhead, fart-sucker
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:21, Reply)
This is a link post How Japanese scare their kids into being good students.
"takes notes for own kids"
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Col's got the "how to seduce..." version of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post or the BBC

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't meant as an attack or anything
I knew this person, who, when we were all having fun, would video us. It meant, if we were dancing like pricks, or singing badly, there was documentary evidence of it - and that was really unsettling (Karaoke for example NEVER warrants a rewatch).
So we just stopped mentioning we were going out, and enjoyed the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a time and place for everything.
I avoid "friends" who selfie everything - and those who document their food.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I sat at a talk near someone recently who slurped his can of coke
SOME PEOPLE EH?
I have a video of me singing The Cheeky Song in a falsetto on my backup drive. I see my young face, and I just can't bring myself to delete it, or ever watch it.
Another guy, at another talk tried to assert his masculinity by eating pizza noisily mid-sentence, also noisily.
AND YET I AM COOL WITH NOISEY RAMEN SLURPING.
I should say, I am pretty much incapable of having a conversation online these days. I just share my thoughts that are inspired by what I have read, but without really addressing that thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post and now he masterbates to Cash in the Attic.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:46, Reply)
This is a link post One of those 'song in your head once you awake' deals that colour your day.
Moments that balance out the occasions when 'We Didn't Start the Fire' snuck in there and ruined everything. Today was a good day!

(That bassline..)

[Girls Against Boys - Rockets Are Red]
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper drummin'
Whack thump Whack thumpa WHACKAKAKA
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them live just the once
The entire rhythm section (including the two bass players) was a UNIT!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Where was it you saw them?
I'm sure I have seen them live but can't quite remember where or when, must have been Leeds sometime, maybe..
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Great band, you hardly ever hear of them either
Hearing it on a laptop does nothing for the depth of bass and grime they have lurking in these tunes though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Too right! I was on a nostalgia trip I guess..
I saw them in 2002 in Turin at a (maybe 500 capacity) venue called Hiroshima Mon Amour. No barriers, no security, I basically leant my right elbow on the stage right in front of Johnny Temple. Good times..

You are very right in pointing out the speaker issue too. Next paycheque, I intend to invest in a couple of proper speakers and a Denon, possibly Cambridge amp. Should work like a treat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post Thomas the Dank Engine

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post An agreeable ditty.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post SO FKIN DANK

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 May 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post


Click for bigger (146 kb)

 (wizzer77, Tue 19 May 2015, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhhhh fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post Show Me Your Genitals. NSFW
That rap album about birds reminded me of this due to his voice.

GC to fuck, it's always worth posting now and again though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:26, Reply)
This is a link post Shifty Cat .gif

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post SHEEP!
Sheep done that I think
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like a cat with mental problems.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post There's a monkey on the car

(redflame, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha don't even need to click to find out what this is
It's brilliant :D Edit: Oh it's the short version :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
He meant that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Was shit first time around

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Man don't like birds.
Rap. an album of anti-bird RAP.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Bill Oddie?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Time-lapse Mining from Internet Photos
'First, we cluster 86 million photos into landmarks and popular viewpoints. Then, we sort the photos by date and warp each photo onto a common viewpoint. Finally, we stabilize the appearance of the sequence to compensate for lighting effects and minimize flicker.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough
Mines.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post of course that's now rendered useless
as all photos now have a mandated 80% of landmarks obscured by a mouth breather taking a selfie.

nice idea though!
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it odd that
such a thing as selfies took off. I can't wait till it's seen as a lame thing to do all over the board.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
A friend of mine actually rang me the other night to say some shitty b-list celebrity had replied to something she'd tweeted, it was like Christmas had come early for her.

I honestly died a little inside.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post oh Christ!
who was it? Rolf Harris?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't remember, it was someone from some tv programme, i'd never even heard of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
proper lame
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked for a TV program with B list celebs called "Proper Lame"
The answer came back as "all of them". Now we will never know.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just selfies.
My brother and his wife have tons of photos of each other standing in the way of interesting things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post time lapse goatse.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Pot - Kettle
*warning daily heil link*
Unfunny ginger actor who also writes and directs shit infantile films moans that other shit infantile films are dragging the industry down.
I have to agree with this 100% but I do think it is a case of sour grapes that he has not been picked to be in any of the manchild movies from dc and marvel but he did have a part in one of the remakes of Trek Wars..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the fucking mail?
simonpegg.net/2015/05/19/big-mouth-strikes-again/
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
The endless Mission Impossible films.

Enough said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree with some of it
Disagree with other parts. I for one am quite enjoying the comic book cinema renaissance. It's like reliving my childhood again only without the shit special effects and queuing for tickets.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 19 May 2015, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not into them, was never into comics.
My friends who were are loving them.

I have the choice whether to go and see them and i just choose not to, it's easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want better films
1) Make them yourself. You've proved you can - now shut up and knuckle down.
2) Stop wasting your time with such abject shite as the one you're currently promoting.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post his films are shit
TV Specials at best. He's been trading on goodwill since Space and Big Train ever since.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 20 May 2015, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What "real world issues" is he refering to?
Being a rich movie star must be tough.
 (chompedhomas, Wed 20 May 2015, 6:07, Reply)
This is a link post Gaby Moreno - "Blues de Mar"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of her,
but sounds good
Will defo give her mouse-sick a go, cheers.
 (pahakyy, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Noticed this actress' name in the credits for Game of Thrones
How do her parents punish her?
 (13ffx should be working..., Tue 19 May 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Lock her in a cupboard?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cupboards are for indians

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Cupboards are for everyone, especially naughty children.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hide her hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Then give her hat back after shitting in it?

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Then shoot a policeman?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't do that.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post defenestrate her

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post make her watch Dom's youtube channel

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Make her watch Stewart Lee and Lemmy videos back to back?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy, shurely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4XKG1Y5sM8
 (m.auron, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a Motorhead fan then?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
Who /isn't/ a Motorhead fan?

Mind you, that video had me searching youtube back for the early '80s Hawkwind concerts I went to. Better than I remember, oddly enough.

Although there doesn't seem to be video evidence of the 1986 support band in Peterborough (The Babysitters, if my drug addled brain doesn't fail) being bottled off stage for opening with a cover of "Overkill"
 (m.auron, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post at 1 minute 48 seconds
where the logo is superimposed on the screen, and is clearly some kind of trick where it is faded in from another feed. That, right there, is 1981.

I have never thought about checking youtube for concerts I have been to.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe she's a really good kid that doesn't need punishing
her earning loads of money from film and tv probably keeps them in their good books too
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post disconnect their local area network?
Oh wait, that was Christopher
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Flush a letter from her down the loo?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Listen to Rush, or any merkin music.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Rush are Canadian you mong

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it's a better name than Janet Bangslikeashithousedoor

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post forgotten thoughts

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post car chase skills
well, right up until the getting caught bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
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☆★★★★★
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I watched that open mouthed
Clearly not in orbit or anything
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the random little loops!
reminded me of this
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What was under that hood?
The braking was amazing.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever it is I want one
Great turning as well
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a fast forward button

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.
I want one of those them there buttons on my car!
 (speedevil, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No Yakety Sax!
What a letdown.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Was thinking that a tad later
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - needs Waylon Jennings

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Whhhheeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess these chases are going to be a lot shorter
when we are all driving electric cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Hazard lights!

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have tried to stick to going in one general direction

Good effort though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like my missus trying to park.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Speeded up just enough to not be completely obvious
but pretty good - though when she got out to taunt the cops, one of them should have parked his troopermobile on her head.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:42, Reply)
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She'll be ok; she's white.
 (ianisme, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me her stereo's loud.

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This is a link post What a beautiful daycare...

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