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This is a link post Von Braun has wrote about manned mission to Mars!
How could anybody miss that?

/moon mars nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Vonce ze rockets are up, who cares vere zey come down, zat's not my department", says Werhner Von Braun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JmDNpjKYc
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Lehrer
He's one of my all-time favourite performers. If you see the entire show he did in Copenhagen (easily found on YouTube) it's great to hear the wonderful, biting satire between the songs, too.
 (ESPF couldn't be bothered before, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Von Braun?
Isn't he the cancer guy who swore at Noel Edmonds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 15 Jun 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat with tissue box on head
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post that cat is seriously messed up in the head its got tissues

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post VR headsets for cats are not going to sell well.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look! Our dumb animal is becoming increasingly distressed! Let's laugh at its discomfort.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meanie.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of your stance on this

(iwrite4u, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And right next to it's food bowl
which is an area that cats see as safe.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am sure it was feline fine once it came off.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not an isolated incident
Those kitchen units are stuffed full of cucumbers
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post if i did that when i was a kid my mum would have boxed my ears

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could easily solve that problem
if it would just think outside the box
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they'd written "you are a cunt" on the bottom of the inside of the box.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schrodingers first experiment wasnt as successful as he first hoped

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this because it has a kitten with a box on its head.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are Siamese if you sneeze.....

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may just report this to mumswithcats.net

(Sherbs, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Right B3ta i need some help please ......./ dont click the link its just a place header
The problem deleted pics and videos on wifes S5 galaxy
any one got any ideas on what software to use to try and recover some or all of the lost data on the sd card?
Data on the S5 is going to be a damn sight harder to recover from what i have read so far, it involves making a VHD of the internal memmory to try and get it back that way, the Sd card is more straight forward but its been so many years since i last had to do this that i havnt got perv in a nudeists camps chance of getting it right.
Oh did i say i havnt got much time? i am looking at total melt down and screamy teary scenes at 14:30 when she gets back and no sex either and maybe even no hobnobs with my coffee either

I was trying to find some images of me and wife together and now its all gone tits up you can Gaz me if you prefer to not clog the thread with advice
thanks in advance
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Google search says:
www.easeus.com/android-data-recovery/recover-deleted-files-from-samsung-galaxy-s5.html
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phone has not been Rooted
thanks for the reply. So any soloutions that use that will be no good.
The S5 is completly factory standard not rooted and no mods done to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're potentially in trouble then
I'd go with the "Be kind, rewind" approach and quickly re-stage all the best photos and videos you can remember, using your friends as stand-ins for the originals ...and get it all done before your wife gets home.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can do it.
You will have to post the phone to me.

Not a joke post, get it to me by the morning I'll have it in the same days post so you get it the following morning.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pm sent

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *downloads dick pics*

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a job for
Forensics software...
Something like Celebrite or XRY.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You probably know that, but I wouldn't touch the sd/memory at all, to not overwrite anything.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post First thing i did
was to remove the SD card to avoid any further overwrites and subsecunt difficulties that might arise from leaving it in.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have used "Recuva" for a similar job
It's a free download and worked well with me, assuming that you have an SD-card reader on your PC/Laptop.

I don't know whether there are better options but that worked for me when pics deleted from a camera SD card by mistake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok B3ta way to go with all the help Thank you all
lots of sugestions from you all
ranging from stick down your japs eye to real world solid advice that actualy worked so pleas all have a Woo and a Yay
and be thankfull that my wife will not find out unless she reads this how close i came to not getting any hobnobs with my sex and coffee.

once again a collective pat on the shoulder from me to you all.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Recuva good for sd but you'll need root for the phone files.
However you may been lucky and have had Google photos set to backup. In which case you can get all your photos from your Google account.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a link post 2001: A Picasso Odyssey

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty
shame it can't improvise a more abstract style of body shape
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Pussy Noodle

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☚ī¸âžđŸšģ➝đŸšŊ➝đŸ˜Ŗ➝💩➝đŸ§ģ➝😁, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post what tha.....!

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Tell me about your mother...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Lib Dems do seem to have cornered the market in noncey mp's don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post After the October 1974 election
There were 13 Liberal MPs. Three of those were Cyril Smith, Jeremy Thorpe, and Clement Freud.

Clement Freud's wife cheated on him with my wife's uncle, trufax #lametofame
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Typography fails
Boredpanda, genuinely funny for me.


 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post All fake and shit, no offense

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ;___;
all of them? had my lols though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That preview pic is definitely CGI

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think they are all fake.
This one I know is real - I still have the original package, it was sold at aquarium stores.

 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preview pic is GTA

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post good enough

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a link post New Zelda Trailer
I'll post it then if no one else will.
New Zelda does things other games have been doing for ages but still looks amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks ever so slightly like a FarCry Zelda Mod
But, very glad it is coming out for WiiU, that looked like it wasn't a sure thing.

My WiiU got melted in a fire, and I haven't replaced the plug on it yet. Also, my TV was melted too. But this looks like a reason to grab an old monitor and a plug off something else.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2016, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post the most shocking thing here is an actual human voice.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Meh X 5
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean Mehtroid?
That's a different game.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Old interview but first time I've seen it
Just really really awkward morning TV
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Innit tho

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Another one of those overproduced but nice cell phone TV ads.
This time from Israel.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet again, very nice, but it doesn't make me want to buy their product.
Therefore successful as a piece of art, but an utter failure as an advertisement.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post and another one
where do they get the money for making these?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 6:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My fucking roaming charges.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Interview with Julian Gollop (creator of the original X-COM) about his new game.
Edit, more: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/14/phoenix-point-new-xcom-julian-gollop/
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *very* nice
inter alia, I'm playing a lot of xcom2 at the moment. christ it's hard even on easy settings. And that final battle... Go psionic early, that's my top tip.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to be incredibly bad at it.
Fuckers keep flanking me and run out of time on the avatar project too quickly.
Furthest I get is the first blacksite mission which I know off heart now.

That and getting pissed off at central who i've renamed Captain Obvious...
Everyone seems to be moaning at you all the time too.

Very reminiscent of the year I spent being a manager. *shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a mod to deal with that.
It's called "Shut Up Bradford!" or something like that.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Laser squad on speccy was ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ever play Laser Squad Nemesis?
That was a really good fun play by email game.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chaos
Was my life.
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Kitten sees mirror
laesnoR
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't know that it is him.
But then I think he knows, at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's beautiful man.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(Ėâ—Ąâ—)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's an Oscar in there somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 5:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have to call that fight
A draw.
 (TSLunch, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it was a video

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 5:13, , Reply)
This is a link post UN Warns Trump May be 7 months away from acquiring nuclear weapons
EDIT: was supposed to mention it's the Onion
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ŲŠ(●ĖŽĖƒ•)Ûļ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least mention it's the Onion.

(pahakyy, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure glad the UN is assuring that Iran gets no nukes.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Thought it not worthy of the Main Board.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Curse of 2016 strikes again

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should visit /talk more, we're quite up-to-date on celebrity deahts
b3ta.com/talk/7950846
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☚ī¸âžđŸšģ➝đŸšŊ➝đŸ˜Ŗ➝💩➝đŸ§ģ➝😁, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 76 is a good age for a circus midget though

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mum and dad are circuit midgets and they are both in their 90s
In midget years that is
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love when my dad took me to the circuit.
The horses! The betting! The alcoholism!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a midget prostitute i paid her a fiver to go up on me

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Plus click
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Midgets are often rather poor
They struggle to put food on the table
 (Hemipygous, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a link post ..and that's how we all got cancer in the 80s...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if you want your guitar to play something other than Metallica songs?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you use red paint
Then it plays a lot van halen, afair
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-QzJxVXb8k
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borax#Possible_carcinogen
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a lot of image stabilisation.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 80's baby yeah!
Where's my leg warmers...
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Undertaker v Mankind from 1999
I blame gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post This Will Change The Way You Watch Spirited Away.
So many things i never knew about this film, really interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I started off thinking it was going to be interesting
The joke got old very very quickly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What joke?

(iwrite4u, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There, but for the grace of God, go I

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ŲŠ(●ĖŽĖƒ•)Ûļ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post moneeeeeyyyyyyy!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:26, , Reply)

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