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This is a link post I wonder if there's a bias among vote counters created by employing public sector workers. Unorganised fraud.
Supposedly someone altering a vote but I wouldn't jump to conclusions.

i.imgur.com/THxLQ84.png
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:58, Reply)
This is a link post Bearxit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And didn't shoot it. Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think the bear had a gun.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2nd amendment! THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but all the brown bears will be shot by the police :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, I'm not racist but...
Don't you mean black bears?

Or is this a bears-with-beards-hairy-men thing?

*clears search history*
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not racist but...
...all bears look the same to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Black bears come in more colors than any other North American mammal. '
www.bear.org/website/bear-pages/black-bear/basic-bear-facts/16-black-bear-color-phases.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 5:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And then the bear ate his face

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bear faced lie!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't pooh-pooh other peoples comments

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Here we go!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post did it died?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's too soon to tell, we've got our best Dimbleby on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bloody waste of half a perfectly good clock.
However, I'm pretty certain that after the 30 second mark, the clock tears open a dimensional rift to a plane of suffering and torment so hideously disturbing that even the sight of it would plunge the average Countdown viewer into the depths of pure unbridled insanity.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post More for the music than the video
Have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0a2JIuPwLs
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently if you run Jeremy Vine's graphic through soundcloud it plays Firestarter by The Prodigy

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
also: twitter.com/lindsaylohan
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 4:01, Reply)
This is a link post Hillary Clinton responding to phishing attempt

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2016-01/195949_5_.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Boston Dynamics introduce a new product in their range of nightmare fuel
stay to the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Har!
Perfect ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, they're good.
I liked the guy on the hill at the end with the white iRobot shell. Well futures.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how they use actual banana skins to make it fall over

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post best use of banana skins since Laurel and Hardy :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Transylvania 6-5000

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my *orders from amazon*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You've spotted a younger Geena Davis with breasts, I take it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeff Goldblum always does it for me

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCHUJdV9HIk
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to invest in bananas. Best way to stop the impending giant robot Giraffe invasion.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Might wanna rethink that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_spider
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it gonna clear that fucking mess up?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post All the humans in the Boston Dynamics videos are robots.
And all those clumsy quadrupeds are just there to make them look convincing. Wake up sheeple.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post have they stopped booting them up the arse?
Probably a good idea
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did they cut the bit where they were pissing on the fire hydrant and then humping.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pay per view

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Still looks like it just shit itself.

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A big slipper will kill it
Out of my home
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post When can I get my terrifying Kitchen Dinosaur?

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly perfect
It just needs a wanking sleeve
 (MagicMoose, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post so it begins

(Roxon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love it
if the different models where interactive and could communicate by reading sensors on each other... but the sensors must be placed in the dogs ass, and the readers in the dogs nose.

it would make me happy to see a robot dog sniffing a robot dogs ass.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be pressing 6 all day

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Any body want to go halves on a car?
the bay of E
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post From the Museum of Sad Realities?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go four ways on a 911 if you like?
orto.uk.com/showroom
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Life itself is funnier that satire sometimes.
Click for video version
EDIT video link button doesn't work but here's the link:

www.facebook.com/skynews/videos/1378170128864247/?pnref=story



Click for bigger (172 kb)
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post click for video doesn't work
(ironically)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post All this immigrants
They come over here, do all the jobs that lazy scrounging slobs can't or won't do, pay taxes that fund welfare, pensions, health etc. of those slobs and then they bugger off before they can avail of those same systems in their retirement. Bunch of bastards.
 (MagicMoose, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yup a win for lies, racism, utter ignorance and the dregs of the country.
So happy I brexited myself years ago and can watch from afar as the UK is destroyed and all that will be left is England full of the dregs.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Found footage of William Tell

(allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Every body sing
Oops up side your head
oops up side your head
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post HAHA anyone can vote.
Black, asian, French they love everyone. Would love to see all the Millwall fans voting remain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like the internet is for Brexit so far

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put palace on the top, stick millwall in the middle and burn the fucking lot
UP THE ADDICKS
 (I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
They don't realise that voting 'LEAVE' will make it harder for all those top class European footballers to get visas to come on over and play for their football club, propelling them all the way up to mediocrity.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post no Sausages ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wanker
"meat and dairy not good for your body"... hmmm get on with making CGI films you twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Sausages
minced up crap offcuts fashioned into cheap and tasty nosh
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Do you like melons? Do you like Game of Thrones? Well this is for YOU!
NB: no guns or terrorists were hurt during the making of this video.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of melons in Game of Thrones.
By which I mean women's titties.

And minge too.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post With all your double entendres, I'm not sure what you mean exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 'minge' is a slang word for papaya.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haven't seen single episode but I recognize the music theme

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Another gun attack
This time in Germany
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post War on terror working a charm right there
I sense this is only the very beginning

I understand it's a more remote town which means armed response would take longer to reach them.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand the war on terror reference. Are you referring to migrants in Germany, or that Germany's involvement against ISIS is to blame?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt the media wild find some kind of spurious link to terrorism.
It's all the rage these days, don't you know!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what they've determined? I am sincerely asking.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe i jumped the gun. No word on if the attacker was a terrorist or a nutter and here I am assuming terrorist.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *heads for bunker*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post German media reports suicide belt and grenade were found laying next to attacker

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post he was a white supremacist (apparently)
so he can't *possibly* be a terrorist



(ignore title, that was based on earlier rumour)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm saying war is to blame, yes, completely.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a twat though

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post are you calling yourself a twat? ^

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not remote - between
...Darmstadt/Mannheim/Frankfurt (I'm a couple km away from it)

- possibly identified rumoured white supremacist no details on attacker (as is normal in Germany - they wait a while before giving public info)
- between 0-5 shots fired by an ?air rifle or rifle
- shooter is either caught or dead
- 25-50 injured but all(?) due to teargas usage by police (or shooter) zero injuries

edit: updated.
edit2: updated again. sorry, am just down the road but really tough to get any info. News chans here tend to report news rather than speculation *COUGHCOUGH*CNN*COUGH*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Airguns are a great way to get yourself shot by the real thing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post When did they become a vigilante group?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Other news outlets saying he's been arrested and no one is injured beyond gas inhalation
I do dislike this misinformation age
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hate when I'm taken hostage and the hostage taker eats so poorly that he farts the whole time.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Those Dammed German Journalist
who insist on writing in foreign
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite a few reviews of the new Independence Day say it is pretty dire.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw that too

I watched the trailer and was all like "I bet this film is going to be really boring"
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They're really pushing it over here and saying it's fantastic. Bill Pulman looks like hell.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's meant to be not bad, apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So, not bad enough to drive someone to open fire at the cinema then.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be GhostBusters
and you want screen 4, its down the hall and second door on the left, and would you like some 3d glasses ?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Opinion seems mixed.
Seems popular with those who can enjoy a summer blockbuster.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Reviews? You mean it's a real film?
I thought it was just some brexit propaganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post S&M gone a tad too far
May cause involuntary 'Ewwwwwwwww' and so forth
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post On 2nd thoughts being single might be for the best

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if his new wife stood by his side through the ordeal

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gutless idiot

(Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What an offal story.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She just couldn't stomach him anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post These puns are getting unbowelievably bad.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post tldr
Edit: sorry about the missing semicolon
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst tasting haggis ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
he had an affair with his ex wife?

thats like eating again at the restaurant that gave you food poisoning.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This. And it's one of those Japanese restaurants that serves sashimi.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fred Quimby must have written the screenplay:
"After attacking him with the knife, Ms Saeed allegedly also hit Mr Mir with a frying pan and a salt and pepper grinder, and pursued him outside while wielding a meat cleaver."
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Ben Folds - Not the Same
Absolutely magical live performance. One of those gigs I wish I could have been at.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post one of those excellent musician terrible music situations

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll probably hate this even more then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSJxvi767kQ
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post no, that's just terrible

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post You ain't nothin' but a porn hound
Utah Sheriff has got a dog that's trained to sniff out porno. Or a K-9 as Americans seem to call dogs.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Turning milk on a lathe
Takes patience; can be done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post mmmmm...industrial stuff. An arc furnace doing it's thing
Go to 1:38 for the money shot.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit more exciting than my job
When I have one that is
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm
Reminds me of a Faust concert I went to
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it ever make it off the ground?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Half Life springs to mind

(Sherbs, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 4:33, Reply)

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