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This is a link post Dive bombing seagulls leave Mayor scared to leave his house!
1. He's not a mayor
2. The interview with him and his missus is fucking gold!
3. I think she may have trained the seagulls
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What an entertaining couple
but not a pleasant picture if you imagine them making the beast with four buttocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post More or less disturbing than the Krankies?
*imagines both*
*dies inside*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You are vile.
I need Mind Bleach now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You're very welcome

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Seagulls are the one animal I would happily punch.
Giving my little boy his first Cornish pasty the other day and the fuckers were dive bombing us.

Fucking flying nazi rats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 2. "We're from the Isle of Man!"

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
*goes to YouTube to waste an hour*
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha!!
I love their shopped seagull pics!
Maybe they could feature in an image challenge....
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "I can't have to be running around like a teenager trying to dodge birds."
I think... never mind...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Half Man Half Biscuit's Time Flies By
HFHB's take on Chigley, Trumpton and Camberwick Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post great lyrics

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this band
Evening of swing..always liked that one
 (Sherbs, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Hearts of gold.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not against the gayers, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post is this related in anyway to the Indian cows that piss gold?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were the good old days.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're, like, SO hilair
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'sleight'
Unless you're saying they have very small hands. Like Drumpf.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've slightly changed the unsightly 'slight'; but to replace it with sleight I had to change the site which I'd cited.

(chompedhomas, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Small hands all the better for macking your cock look bigger
or some one elses
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the usual farce on New Year's Eve when drunks attempt Auld Lang Syne

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of tra lee las

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post like a boss

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post is that some kind of
Illuminati hand shake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post New Aphex Twin track skip to 1:56

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll be playing the whole EP this Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 01:56:28 to be precise
or just scroll down
 (stoodles non-bio, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Eating little boy piss

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you know that egg foo yong order you just put in to your local take away

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post For dessert
Get a turkey baster and blast some hunter gather poo up your jacksie
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post would there be same fuss over this as there is over Premarin?
www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-experimentation/animals-used-experimentation-factsheets/premarin-prescription-cruelty/
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:14, Reply)
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Cream of SumYunGi ?
 (Simon-Foul, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:57, Reply)
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Party on Garth
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Savages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^

(Turgidtank willing to learn since, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They are taking the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Handshake magic trick... or something.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of mis-direction and shuffling going on.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fuckin' KAOS m8te.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:41, Reply)
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Trump is just so much more approachable and likeable than Obama. It's so good you're backing Trump and not feeding the ego of this megalomaniac piss artist Obama.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Supprised you didnt call him a muslim aswell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a moron would ever suggest Trump is a Muslim.
If you cut Trump he would bleed stars and stripes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse my lack of direction on my last point.
if you cut trump he would charge himself for the cost of manufacture and transport and storage of his own blood
and tell everyone how rich he is because of it

maybe
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's Trump?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote Bernie!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Bernie, you never hear about him anymore.
The dems have probably abducted him and imprisoned him in Hillary's email server room.

In which case, we'll have to rely on the North Koreans and Russians for his welfare.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, poor Bernie
I reckon we're the only people in Britain sporting one of these on our car (very few Brits get the reference):

 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The more sophisticated the shake, the more bullshit you're capable of.

(chompedhomas, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:08, Reply)
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Why do people think failed journalists and serial liars are fit to tell us anything or rule us?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to him since then?
He seems to have developed a vendetta against any institution he has had to face.
EDIT:
I have had a think about what might motivate you to fuck up the NHS, and that is pretty easy. I can just imagine someone paying for a meeting you, then they show you some Panamanian legal firm letter-headed document with some obscene amount of money written on it, and unnamed drug or insurance companies underwriting it.
But what I can't understand is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FUCK UP EDUCATION? Same scenario but underwritten by Wikipedia? I have no idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Great punchline at the end.
Why rape? Why molest children? LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Here we go again
Andrews air base in the good ols USofA on lockdown due to possible rampaging gunman.

get your bets on for the great NRA excusefest
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:57, Reply)
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Reports of the gunman emerged at the same time as an "active shooter exercise" was scheduled to take place.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the conspiracy continues to weave its magical way

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post False flag! False flag! False flag!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If only everyone in the military had guns

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this is what they need cant ever see any problems arising from this
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Damned NRA was in Istanbul yesterday at the airport.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been trying to push changes through to allow service members on base to have live firearms, but most now do not.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they?
B3ta has taught me something again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not since Private Pile :(

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Freedom doesn't come for free.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a hefty fuckin' fee

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post But no one really bothers about that until it's one of their relatives / sons / daughters who end up cashing the cheque.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post MAAAT DAAAAMON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun....
erm, is a whole unit of good guys with guns except erm well hang on
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like someone didn't get the memo about the drill
"Incident at Andrews Air Force base was triggered after person looking out window saw personnel carrying long guns during drill, say senior law enforcement officials" - NBC News
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:48, Reply)
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Were they kissing under the hangars ?
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:53, Reply)
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No dead yanks? Shame..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry Dom

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Snakedom has met its match: FLEECE

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So would one be able to constrict you if you were wearing a fleece?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you not watch the video? It's like snake kryptonite.
Sheesh people!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What simpletons

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The ideas are good,
but the quality of the paintings are awful. Its like high school art class.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you nuts?!
They're flipping great!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Rox!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post How long has it been since you migrated to England?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe me he's 100% british.
No nation would have that incoherent verbal arse gravy as a national language.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:39, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^
with knobs on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Nigel Farage Schooldays
""It was naughtiness, not racism," Emms told me on Wednesday. "I didn't probe too closely into that naughtiness, but the staff were fed up with his cheekiness and rudeness. They wanted me to expel him, but I saw his potential, made him a prefect, and I was proved right.""

Haha! Marching through a sussex village chanting nazi songs! hahahaa funny as fuck!!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:22, Reply)
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He wasn't on the official Leave campaign, so not one person in the country voted Leave due to anything he said at all.

That is a FACT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post correct. he never made the £350 claim, Leave did that
he wasnt part of any campaign and i cant remember him being on TV talking about brexit at any point either

FACT
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
He made a completely different claim about 55 million / day which is in no way related to 350 million / week
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post FACT

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a machine that could scan a peace of paper here and print it out somewhere else.
FAX
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The airport code for False Island Seaplane Base is
FAK
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I had some chair made from grass
FLAX!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigel's speech
generating flak
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love food & booze!
FAT
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post May or Gove
Fuct
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post channel all the hot air there going to spout
Duct
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Free the United Kingdom from Drugs
F.U.K.D
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Bellend.
We can't have a cross between Pob and Mr Bean as Prime Minister. We're already the laughing stock of the world, how much worse can this week get? Boris, what a twat. Makes a mess, sees the mess, then runs off like a spoilt child. Farage, well done, your life work is done, now fuck off.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:13, Reply)
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The thought of May and Clinton gives me a semi.
 (ohidunno, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Theresa FTW

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote Exit Gravity
Grexit if you will
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he slipped in dog shit
And stank of dog shit all day, the shitty dog shit stinking cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Boris rules himself out
In the only way he knows. Requires volume on/up.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Aren't you forgetting something?
You can skip the last 30 seconds or so...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if that had been right hand drive it wouldnt have happend

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Louis CK - Live at The Beacon Theater NSFW
A full stand-up show for those that like this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive seen this a few times
Excellent gig.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he still a sex pest?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post made a tiny tribute to Gordon Murray I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that's lovely

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me all teary-eyed, lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice!
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me - I have something in my eye...
That is so lovely. Well done.
 (sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:37, Reply)

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