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This is a normal post Great in a straight line only?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, they have a slick video.
What's the specs? Range? Speed? Recharge time?

Kickstarter has a lot to answer for...
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
I remember playing on a surfjet back in the 80's.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember playing on a suffragette back in the 1880s

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post does a frenchman run off the back?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about that video
spooked my bunnies so bad it sent one of them tearing across the room and under the sofa.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try Flopsie out with this one
www.b3ta.com/links/1417259
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a fairly efficient way
of cutting swimmers in half.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Sean Spicer makes thoughtful historical comparison
Jaw-dropping.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Russia is sure going above and beyond to help conceal its collusion with Trump.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post do you regret voting for him?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If not now, when?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Just about to post this
Some of the press try to clarify the comment, but he then flusters around and stumbles incompetently knowing he should have said something, however vague, about gas chambers. How thick is this man? How thick are the rest of Trump's buddies?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a good reason to practice before public speaking any answers to questions you feel might come up.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post In any other situation he would be the least-likely candidate for being a press secretary.
In this one he just makes any old shit up.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea why he was hired.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Sphincter Smurf.
I was watching the briefing live. When he said that, I thought "the intertubes is going to have a field day with that."
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ken Livingstone.
This comment will be deleted in 5,4,3,2...
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's good to know that the safety of the world is in the hands of intelligent, thoughtful people.
I, for one, will sleep soundly in my bed tonight knowing that this is the quality of man sent to reason with a nuclear-armed, megalomaniacal chessmaster.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post John Galliano
Would confirm this is jaw-dropping
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Still not as bad as what the Chechnyan press officers are coming out with.
It would be hilarious if it weren't so terrifying.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Funny, I was just thinking the other day that it had calmed down a bit and that Trump's government wasn't as much of an chaotic shit-show as it appeared in the first couple of weeks.

And then they bombed Syria.

And stuff like this still happens.

And that's when you realise that it's the same old chaotic shit-show, but you've become immune to it as your expectations have been beaten down so far that this is the new normal.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, got the upcoming war with N Korea to look forward to.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 5:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. It's all going to shit over there too!

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, they are sending a carrier group to fuck with North Korea!
How long till they swipe the Samsung S3 out off his hand,
and then send him to the "bad Prez" corner with a "Dunce" hat?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What I take form this is that Sean Spicer doesn't think the jews were "Innocent"!?
He continually says using gas on "innocent" people is different to using gas in the "Holocaust Centres".... also Holocaust Centre makes it sound like a museum, not a fucking death camp.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Trump trying to surround himself with people that makes him look smart by comparison?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist mate

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't a race
Also they are all fat
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How are we defining race these days?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Race is the classification of humans into groups based on physical traits, ancestry, genetics, or social relations, or the relations between them."

You can't say Americans are homogeneously identifiable using the above definition. It's a melting pot of immigrants of many races with an almost extinct indigenous people.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "social relations, or the relations between them"
Being citizens of America defo counts there.

So can we slag off the French again then if that's not going to be racist?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Damn you!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty fucking cock-sucking scum bag twat bastard arsey poo poo magnets!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't hold back.
Tell us how you really feel.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Warren Lewis
has been doing it for years..
vimeo.com/45978141
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Lego hair
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't do much for his Mallen streak...

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Niki Lauda gave it a bad review.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to see the film now

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post Bakerloo Line Massif.............
DnB collective take over a carriage on the underground. Guest appearances at the end from the 'High Viz crew'
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post When I become Ruler of the World
All MCs will be rounded up and kicked to death. It'll be the only time they've given pleasure to anyone else in their lives.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
Not a fan myself also...perhaps a season ticket on the northern line could be more appropriate?.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You remind me of this.
The DJ Cull.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your name? What've you taken? Reach for the tasers. Zap the fucks.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Spit some bars?"
If you had the ability to product objects out of thin air from your mouth, surely you'd want to "spit some money." Or infinite wishes.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No,

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Peng fix up slap dem MASSIVE
dat hook spit out huge all my crew in dat vibe man.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone else suffering with this Mandela Effect? Like seriously WTF I made this!
The Mandela Effect – Strange Signs That You’ve Jumped To A Parallel Universe
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Add "alas poor Yorick, I knew him well" to your list.
But seriously, what kind of ill informed individual didn't register Mandela being elected president. It was kind of a big deal.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post When's the last time you touched some ham?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFF.
Like, seriously.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post no kit-kat?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've jumped to a Spam-my-bollocks universe.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Harvey!

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nelson Mandela once gave me a Coke and a smile.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hello
so you made this nonsense?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You are less than Jeremy Corbyn to me.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is simply going too far
This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Eat my shit

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1433494
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *books hotel room*

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Push it, push it real good.
The fudge that is.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post get on with your life

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hi

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Could I politely ask
what your catering budget was / is ?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If you honestly believe this
horseshit enough to post a blog article on it, you need serious help, or a simple lesson in how to Google in order to validate horseshit. All of what you posted there can be explained, and it usually results in peoples bad memory, no CERN has not opened a fucking black hole and been altering the past to change popular film titles to fuck with our heads, or anything else for that matter.

Even the fucking name should give it away, "Mandela" effect, based on someone's poor memories of a sequence of events that likeminded morons have latched onto.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a thing that happens...
People misquote almost every single iconic line in the history of cinema.

It only takes one comedian misquoting it on a parody on a TV show for everyone to suddenly think that the misquote is the real line.

E.g. Dirty Harry never says "Do you feel lucky, punk?", it's "...you've gotta ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?'.... well do ya, punk?"

and so on.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
200% this
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post Egg thief
deplorable
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *boycotts Cadbury's*

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
What a prick.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Checking the internets to see if the Rolling Stones stole "You make a dead man come" at the end of Start me up from Tom Waits. NSFW
It turns out Tom Waits stole it from Lucille Bogan.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't he just scatting at the end of the song? If that is "stealing" a crap ton of royalties is owed to the guy who first recorded "oh baby" or "yeah!"
And the "whooo" guy is going to make a fortune.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd know all about scatting.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Put your cup away FrayB, I won't need to go for a few hours.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Third times the charm!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddamn bogans are ruining this town

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Grandmother!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Today's Brexit News I made this!
Theresa May's government attempts to leverage the UK's power over Europe to get the best possible deal.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
And there is even a link for me to put that emotion into record!
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone has shot themselves in the foot it's the EU.
How are they going to plug the gap left when the second largest net contributor leaves? Over £12 billion a year. That's a lot of paperclips.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post £18.2 billion surely?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think your figure is gross not net.
You've based it on the 350 million a week claim, which was not technically untrue, but was misleading.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and how have the EU "shot themselves in the foot" ?
Britain triggered article 50. If there was a dad whose son shit his pants you wouldn't tell him he'd shot himself in the foot, even if he was likely to get shit on him in trying to clean up the mess. It's not the dad's fault. It's going to be shitty all around because the son, little Brexit, is a dribbling gullible idiot who was told it would be a clever idea to shit his pants so he wouldn't have to go to school
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What an extraordinarily apposite metaphor.
Doesn't really answer my question about how the EU will plug the funding gap though.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post no, I agree with you on this one. The EU will be a little worse off with the UK leaving
there really are no winners, just different scales of losers. It's going to be a huge pain in the arse for all involved, so integrated are the economies. I just didn't think the EU were to blame. If anything, they went out of their way before the vote give special concessions to the UK that they didn't offer to other members.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are you getting £12bn from?
Is that with or without the rebate and indeed subsidies? That looks suspiciously like you've taken that number the fat trolls like Johnson spouted as true, when even Farage disavowed it.
"• €13.8bn is the total raised from the UK. This includes money raised in duties within the UK and passed on to the EU. The UK receives a 25% fee of €850.6m for this. Within that…
• €11.3bn is the UK's national contribution, which is largely based on the size of our economy. It also includes other adjustments and €2.5bn from VAT
• -€3.6bn in rebates negotiated by Margaret Thatcher in 1984, called the 'UK correction' in the official data. This is paid for by other EU member states. Mostly France, which pays €965.9bn towards our rebate"

So you're talking shit again.

edit: Also you'll note that euros still aren't quite the same as pounds, although the brexit vote has fucked our currency. Good job.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So based on your sums
How much money exactly is leaving our country to go to the EU? Because it still looks like several billion no matter how you cut it.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's at least use the proper figures
Prufrock is a Boris Johnson sock-puppet account and thanks to him and his ilk travel will be now be a pain, we're going to have work opportunities across Europe reduced, our currency has suffered and we're going to have to pay sub-standard, lazy, thick British workers to do jobs that grateful Europeans would do twice as well for half the price.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Exports to the EU account for 12% of the value of the UK economy. Whereas our imports only account for 3-4% of the EU's. This is a very unbiased (for or against) breakdown of the figures: https://fullfact.org/europe/uk-eu-trade/
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post Tig Notaro in "Clown Service"
It's like the SNL sketch below, but before SNL ripped it off.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Firefighters in GTA V
Really caring
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GTA has always been comedy gold.
Playing through Vice City at the moment and there's nothing I want more than an updated version of that game.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Hamburger returning to the UK
Probably my favourite live comedian, and rarely on stage in the UK. Well worth getting a ticket. I'll be attending on Aug 25. Cannot wait.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody surrendermonkeys

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This is a normal post Allez oop!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Catamaranoverboard!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinks he left the oven on

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Boing!
Sploosh!
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Merci than he was expecting.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Allo allo?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Birthday Clown

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Animalympics - Full Movie - 1980
anyone remember this?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - gets a bit trippy towards the end of the ongoing marathon race, as I recall.
And as a youngster I seem to remember some notable anatomically correct human features on the anthopomorphised animals too. A bit like that slightly freaky furry-fest of an Orangina advert from a few years back...
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f48Nx3LK24M
ah, this?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, I didn't know there were all those variants.
Did they actually show one of them in the UK, or am I imagining things?
The one with the jungle island and all the fucked-up shower imagery?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all a bit odd...
I can see why it didn't last as a campaign
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post Extreme Earworm
Sozzers, it's just been in my head all morning. Stick it in your listeners.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Treat yourself to Get the Funk Out after
You've earned it :)
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The guitaring in this one is what gets me.
Not the opening riff, but when it picks up speed. Insane talentz. And released in 1990!! :O
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 1990? Stop making me feel old!!
Massive talent, this guitar solo is the tits... youtu.be/IqP76XWHQI0?t=2m47s

NSFW if your boss doesn't like songs where the word fuck has been replace with funk.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Dogshit

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
I'll delete the vid then, yeah?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. That'll go down very well.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you are disatisfied with the quality of the ensuing debate

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I regret nothing.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best people never do

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Only what you posted, and then deleted.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They're headlining the Saturday at Ramblin Man Fair this year
Should be a good weekend: www.ramblinmanfair.com/
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nope, I seem to be immune

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the website seems to still be up
not much of a take down
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on them

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, good for them.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Predictable shitty article in response...
twitter.com/LauraLambert8/status/851381845690384384
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt these societies exclude women.
It's clear these nerds are only in it for the pussy.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post pleasingly, Cambridge quizsoc is also known as CUQS

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
I wished I'd had the nerve to do this when one of them came up to a LEGO model display I was manning.

Sadly I wimped out and directed her to our club chairman. I don't think they tried to portray us as a bunch of paedos that time, at least. Probably a lucky escape actually.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazeballs!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Takedown?
A polite decline to comment statement is not a take down.

This is how a B3tan does a take down on the Daily Mail
Link is SFW but links from this link are probably very NSFW
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly the links from your link no worky.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's a shame...

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Just use a mirror next time you manually open your anus, and that'll be close enough.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He calls the Daily Mail fascist. Is that true?

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