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This is a normal post It's dead now....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post By 0:22 it looks like it's collapsing because of lack of oxygen

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post THREE brains that thing's got. THREE.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, look at the pretty blue rings.

(gijoel, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
You may well be the only person on Earth that hasn't successfully​ posted the baby octopus video this week, congratulations!
 (Benzyl, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post For my homies in Afghanistan

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy behaved abominably
No Englishman would have thrown such a screaming tantrum in the same situation.

And now he's so upset he can't speak to the airline's boss...yet can still just about manage to sift through the ambulance-chasing lawyers clogging up his inbox.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I read in The Times that a few years ago he had his medical licence suspended
for supplying prescription drugs to a man in return for sexual favours. I'm sure he's delighted that's been brought up again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I read on the internet
That's just rumours dug up by United, and it may not even relate to this guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's a hell of a libel if so.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's him.
www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-united-david-dao-20170412-story.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting article on how social media propagates and spreads fake news.
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post But it was on the internet
Therefore it must be true.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Either way who gives a fuck
He paid for his damn ticket, and was peaceful and non-violent. If you pay for a service you're entitled to receive it. Even if the person providing that service fucked up.
 (gijoel, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You would speak to the airline boss in the same situation?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post More to the point;
Does your lawyer let you speak to the airline boss in the same situation?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Full version:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wq3OjQexeUA
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fuck with US police
Stupid fuck. He's been in Murca long enough to know that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post None of her taking a shit in Wetherspoons though

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoons don't sell White Lightning.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much the one and only reason I haven't been banned from 'spoons.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they sell diamond white

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post incredibly awkward interviews present... Star Wars!
Live from a Star Wars 40th anniversary event, George Lucas is trapped on a sofa while loads of old SW actors come and complain about making the films.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The Carrie Fisher tribute is wonderful though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE99le5FBrY
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post You can take your EU funding and stuff it up your arse.
Cornish manufacturing to the rescue!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a follow up story saying they're not fake, they're damaged
the gold big ben has worn or been scratched off. Doesn't explain the green top bit though
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no expert on forged bank notes
but the forged ones appear to be missing Big Ben
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
The link you are accessing has been blocked by the Barracuda Web Security Gateway because it contains content belonging to the category of: Parked Sites
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be a philosopher

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Parklife!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How odd, what has America hot against the Cornish?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The same as everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post A fair point
Fuck Cornwall.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They need to fuck off back down their tin mines and they can take their disgusting oggies with them.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! According to the EU we're a recognised minority and I feel offended by your comments about my people.
100% hatecriming going on here.... I blame brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *regrets sharing link that informed you of your minority status*
If you love it so much why don't you live there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Because It's full of rich English people's second homes and all the design jobs are in that there London.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post So why don't you live in London?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I am only earning a good income not a brilliant one.
So I drive 100 miles a day to commute.

Also no offense to Londoners but I can't think of a worse place to raise a child. Where's my son going to learn about scrumping? Asda?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have no truck with your eccentric and parochial Cornish ways.
I bid you good day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 3:56, Reply)
This is a link post Thea Lebooof to spend a month alone in a cabin with a cell phone.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post you should totally go over there and knock on his door every night

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or set up windchimes in nearby trees so he goes slowly insane.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah and do a poo in your hands and wipe it on his windows
and jizz through his letterbox, he'll think it's raccoons
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Those actions are sacred to me and reserved to ex-girlfriends and their mothers.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ooo kinky!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely enough, not all of them view it that way.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post womenfolk are a fickle race

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And litigious!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Does smeared poo have ADN?
Asking for a friend.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/XpbefOH.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If we take away his cellphone this sounds ideal

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick a cellphone jammer next to the cabin...
result!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No charger
No problem.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The public can view a livestream of museumgoers and the trio's texts on the museum's website.
fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post he's an bit of an oddball
david blaine went the same way
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post all he ever did in films was go nonononononononononononono
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

"acting"
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post to be honest i'd happily sit in a cabin for a month with no bugger around
i'm not sure why it's noteworthy really
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Send in increasingly dangerous waves of animals

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Start with a Bengal tiger with a hot chilli stuffed up it's bum hole.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
What's unusual about that? : |
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it'll give him time to reflect on what a tit he is

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post Thor gets a haircut
From the "weird trailers" guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Things that are definitely a good idea #95
There's no way having your advert trigger text to be spoken from a publicly editable page could go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post OK Booble

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Things that are definitely a good idea #94
There's no way this could set a worrying trend. No sirree.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A Shomrim has been operating in north London for about ten years without causing any problems as far as I'm aware.
If the Met spent less time investigating imaginary "hate crimes" and people being mean to each other on Twitter and actually took serious crimes like burglary seriously they probably wouldn't feel the need to exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't heard of that
Looking at their website though it seems the shomrim are more like community support officers rather than full police with the power to arrest (or, since the link was about a church in america, kill).
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Frankly I don't like the idea any religious group having anything to do with law enforcement but I thought it might start a debate by bringing it closer to home.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There are capitulations to stupid fucking believes everywhere.
We have an area of manchester encircled with a magic washing line so that Jews can go outside and do things on the Sabbath. Their God seems pretty dumb.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-25672244

Personally, I would encircle a tiny space, three inches across, and declare everything inside the circle was outside the eruv. But then I'm not a theological expert... I don't know what the rules are for washing line spell casting.

Edit. Beliefs.... still can't edit subject lines!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a problem with eruvs.
I think they are utterly ridiculous, but they are harmless and unobtrusive, and I feel that people opposed to them aren't truly motivated by an objection to a wire atop of some poles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you allowed to peg washing out on them?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you probably can.
They aren't sacred or anything as far as I understand it. They simply mark out a area within which you are allowed to ignore the sky fairy's sabbath rules about not using pushchairs and other such nonsense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They literally have no legal powers
It's the same as me putting on a hat and saying "I'm Gandalf", which is basically identical to religion now I think about it
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SHALL NOT PARK!

there for more than an hour, no return within 2 hours
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post When you see a 'hobby bobby' be sure to tell him so ...
...it will make him really cross and there'll be nothing he can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're referring to Special Constables
they have the same powers as regular police officers, because they are police officers.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Impersonating a police officer is a crime in the UK
and a serious crime.

Driving around in a car with blue lights on the roof whilst wearing a uniform and a stab vest is impersonating a police officer as far as I'm concerned.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, apparently not.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans are thick, I think we've established this.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Writing off a diverse and disparate group of 320 million people as thick is thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Individual Americans can be and are smart.
Americans as a group are dumb.

It is global, a person can be smart, people are dumb. It is not restricted to just Americans.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you replaced "Americans" with "Africans"?
Would that be acceptable?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That depends entirely on all the other ingredients.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And Africa is a continent
...I don't think anyone was calling into question the intelligence of people from Peru. Where, as we all know, they have talking bears.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Africans as a group are dumb.
Believing in witchcraft, cutting off girls' clits, corruption, banana republics...
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Banana republics?
Thems Latin America, see how making sweeping generalisations can lead to ignorance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are thick
However, given their status, power and wealth, Americans have the ability to project their stupid on an international stage far more effectively than any other nation.

Also Africa seems to be aware of some of it's social issues and is trying to address them. Americans? Nah, they'll just vote in a champion of inequality and continue shooting each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as we're comparing Americans and Africans then
On your criteria of rulers they elect, social issues and violence to each other you're saying Africans are more enlightened than Americans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, I'm saying that Americans broadcast their stupid better than anyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing how thick people can create the infrastructure do that isn't it?
Must have just gotten lucky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I'm entirely happy with the direction this thread has taken...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What that a bunch of seemingly liberal people have found a way to justify their racial prejudices?
You'll hate it at a local labour party meeting then.

Also don't you fucking dare press delete!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and that was the implied joke/threat but thanks for spelling it out for the slower children.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *hovers finger over delete*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly right wing, I'm just pro-Europe and very anti-US
I think Labour are currently a deluded bunch of unreconstructed hippies.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say pro Europe, do you mean pro EU?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of infrastructure did you create, rather than steal and make bigger?
Radio? Nope. Television? Nope. Computers? Nope. Networking? Nope. I'll give you DARPA/Internet, but again all the groundwork was there for you with the networking invention... just stolen and made bigger.

The US takes other people's ideas, makes them lowest common denominator to suit their populous and then advertises the crass shit to other idiots, which unfortunately saturate the earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit chippy mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Me? I'm fucking Cornish you right wing europhile racist!
Haaaaaaah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll happily change my opinion once I've met one that isn't
Or indeed when they produce a good comedy, sort out any of their social issues or elect a good government.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked Arrested Development as it happens.
I got nothing on the social / governmental issues though.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but season 4 sucked so...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it?
I didn't catch that. I started watching the whole thing on Netflix again recently, so that's a disappointment.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Rick and Morty is showing some very cleaver writing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Some Like It Hot, Dr Strangelove, to name but two masterpieces.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll grant those are both good films
..However I should have specified "TV Comedy Series". Apologies.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier, the early seasons of The Simpsons.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Two unwatchable "comedies" and a cartoon that's gone one for 25 series too many. Okay?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree that Curb is very much an acquired taste,
but I think calling Frasier unwatchable is more than a little harsh. I'm quite sure that Friends would have been a little lowbrow and trite for your tastes, but its international success speaks volumes. I never really got Seinfeld, but many comedians speak very highly of it. Some of my friends rate the american version of The Office but I didn't see much of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit xenophobic mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
To be fair to him though...it would be nice if the intelligent ones could make themselves known and move to the front of the queue.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately smart people are a minority
Just a shame they do not get the same protections under law.

"What you said is offensive to smart people and we are a protected class"

*sighs*

If only...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Gradually though,
smart people are replacing idiots with technology.

The only problem is no-one has figured out how to turn off the idiot faucet.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Totes

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So long as you're happy with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *decides to have a look and see what's going on on /links*
*finds out I am thick*
*logs out*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but for a lot of people Americans have been the acceptable target of racism.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No need for sorry
It doesn't bother me.
That might be because I'm thick.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't a race
They are a new melting pot of immigrants on stolen land who export stupidity to the rest of the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Priest-Cop!
"No one covets an ox in my diocese, no one!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you wearing mixed fibres?
Straight to hell for you!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicolas Cage's next project?

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Good Book 'em, Danno!'

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of churches get vandalized and some get burned down.
Do you hate black people that much that you don't want to give them the power to protect themselves?

And state law governs training and powers of all police officers, so they would be no different and as independent as any municipal, county or state police officer.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You make out like burning churches down is a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He is all into old russian offroad vehicles maintenance now. Result!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he still selling his RPG too?
Gor blessim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about that 'selling' part.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought everyone in the US already had guns
Do they not protect everyone like the NRA says?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately, misguided souls have convinced many state legislatures to ban firearms in churches and public schools.
Because no one is there to shoot back, churches and public schools have become a favorite target of the criminal and the insane.

Likely another reason why this church needed the security of police power.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post at least wait until the discussion about thick Americans has blown over Coxxy

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a thought
Let's not give the criminal and the insane guns? Maybe introduce some kind of licence and background checks?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No one gives them guns. And there are extremely invasive federal and state background checks.
Unfortunately, criminals and insane people don't always obey the law, which is why gun free cities like Chicago, New York and Los Angeles have so many gun related homicides. The victims are usually black, so the media and academics rarely take notice, but it happens daily.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and by the way...
i.imgur.com/phLTpBc.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How come other countries used to allow guns,
and then said "actually we're not going to allow guns any more", and so everyone (almost) handed in their guns, and they have almost no fucking gun crime.

How come that?

How the fuck can't the US do it, seriously?

The answer is either:

1) There is something fundamentally different about America and Americans that makes them too fuckwitted to be able to get rid of guns and stop shooting each other, even when other groups of humans have found it relatively simple.

2) They actually can, but they're too fuckwitted to even try.

And their flag isn't even close to fucking symmetrical.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know.
A great deal of it is gang related and it's only become worse with the porous southern border. With the sex trafficking and drugs, guns are used to protect territory. And, cheap guns from Yugoslavia and China tend to flow north across the border.

If you want crazy, look just south to Mexico.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You know, that was a surprisingly reasonable response,
given all the buttons I was attempting to push! I guess I was being too obvious :P
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to ruin my reputation, but I do try to see both sides.
Oh, and this.

gfycat.com/ConcreteNeighboringKudu
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Get that man on Strictly*
(* thats DWTS for people across the pond!)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just knew it - people with brown faces are to blame!
Thanks for proving once again what an utter bellend you are.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The people coming from Mexico do tend to have brown faces.
I'm sorry, was that a trigger word? I'll find you a pillow and you can take a little nap.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
" There is something fundamentally different about America and Americans that makes them too fuckwitted to be able to get rid of guns and stop shooting each other, even when other groups of humans have found it relatively simple."
Blaming the Mexicans is your answer...
You fuckwit.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Any way, why can't God stop people burning his churches down?
Not as omnipotent as he claims?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post On the subject, has anyone seen SundaeLunch recently?
I remember her getting her knickers in a twist about the Jewz and their eruv in Stamford Hill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She was last seen holding a pair of wire cutters and a look of grim determination on her face apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She's still around. Got locked out of her account though and started a new one as TSL.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It was Watford

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think she left when this place became 4-5 right wing cunts posting stuff to each other.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Stalin!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha.
Triggered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
3 out of 5.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Seasonality of auricular amputations in rabbits
'This retrospective observational analysis hypothesizes that an increase occurs in online reports and images of auricular amputations of confectionary rabbits during the spring.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post also, Aaero (no, not the choccy bars)
If you liked Rez or Gitaroo Man you'll love this. Cheap and out now on all the gameyboxes. bleepy-bloop-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Love, love, love Rez!
And it's available on the PC box too. :)
store.steampowered.com/app/499890/

Churs!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Soundtrack sounds cool.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i didn't really get rez
i really wanted to like it but i think i missed the point
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you shoot things while music plays
it's not that complicated
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oh then i found it wholly unfulfilling
it was a very basic shooter but the music was ok
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a nice connect between the action and the music
in that the enemies appear and impacts occur on the music beats.
The more you play it and know the music the more you feel like you're having an input on that. But it can still feel like random noise at times.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i think maybe that's what i meant about missing the point
there was a lot of hoohar about it at the time but it sounds like i didn't play it enough to get the best out of it
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Tempest X3 on the original Playstation
was proper mind-sucking trippy.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post did you play to level 5?
Seemed like the whole thing built up to that crazy evolution level.
The music on that stage was awesome.
 (Melatonin, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved Rez on ps2
VR Rez on PS4 makes me feel a bit sick at times. Normal play is the same though, plus an extra level.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah the later levels get very messy in VR

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Rez HD on the 360.
Exactly the same as the original, just in 1080p. The VR one was kinda fun, but it was a bit weird having to actually rotate myself to face the right way... after a few rotations I got tangled up in some wires.

This Aaero is pretty bloody good fun. Just had a go on my lunch break. Totally delivers the sort of thing I wanted... way more funb than Child of Eden (if you ever tried playing that, it was bollocks because the Kinect never worked properly).
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Deadpool but without the costume

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like amusing nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Deadpool sucked large nads but this looks like good fun.
 (ohidunno, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks like a prequel to Deadpool.
I doubt they've actually called the character Wade Wilson though.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I know Ryan Reynolds is supposed to be the prettiest man ever but
he always looks a bit wonky to me, and with a red nose, like he's the man that would become Steve Bannon given thirty years and enough booze.

Don't get me wrong, I probably would if he asked very nicely, but I wouldn't make that much of an effort.

#incisivefilmreview
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit gay mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Startled Michael Owen

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bewildered Rob Brydon

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Ryan Gosling is supposed to be the pretty one.
Still would though.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's even more wonky. Reynolds just looks a bit undercooked.
 (ohidunno, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks great, I'm in
 (becomingbatman, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post 'Infants show racial bias toward members of own race
and against those of other races'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So you could say racists still think like toddlers then?
They seem like they have not developed their mind since that point, now it makes sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great, now there's going to be loads of right on parents over compensating.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
over compensating blacking-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post finally we go full circle

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Do mixed race kids have a preference?
Only, I'm about to be a parent to one in three months and I want to know if I should worry about her joining the EDL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah my eldest is a right little racist she only likes the white blonde dolls
reprogrammed her a bit by making her watch Pocahontas
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm going to take her kickboxing as soon as she is old enough.
I will make sure she punches people of each colour equally! We'll have no discrimination in this house!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
That's the first step in making every school exactly like the one at the start of the Kurt Russell documentary Soldier.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Cat vs. Illusion


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It works on cats!
That is a good indicator that it would work on our common ancestor too.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 1953 cat women of the moon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=slpt5A2DPFQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit weird
because cats are long-sighted, they can't focus their eyes on anything closer than 10 inches. So I'm not sure what it's seeing there.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post movement I guess

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I think too

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 inches, something, something, penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats will attack fucking ANYTHING.
I'm not entirely convinced that even if cats could focus on nearby objects that their brains would process visual information in a way that would allow them to see optical illusions.
You could put an A4 printout of some dead infant refugees infront of a cat and it would likely paw the fuck out of them.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post David Attenborough you ain't.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm much more of a David Bellamy
at least to the extent that you'll often find me lurking in bushes and hedgerows.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to him?
*googles*

Blimey...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he is a heretic
At least according to the church of climate change.

All must believe without question for to question is to be a denier.

All must be denied to deniers.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you enjoy a good
Backyard Safarwii?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
One of my cats attacks the shadow of the other cat's tail. Maybe she think's it's a snake or something.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Lee Morgan

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 2:28, Reply)
This is a link post Vampyr (1932)
Not scary, just arty. The best kind.

Starring

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_de_Gunzburg
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing that
with a live band playing along.

I found it really hard to stay awake, even though I wasn't bored - it was just weirdly hypnotic.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a dream within a dream.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the exact same experience watching "Hard to be a God."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never been able to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey in its entirety.
I'm sure I've subconsciously conditioned myself to fall asleep whilst watching it now, like some kind of really unhelpful self-hypnosis.
I definitely don't find the film boring, what I've seen of it is beautiful. But I'll be out like a light within 45 minutes of the first act.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So you've never seen the ending where Hal becomes manifest as a really hot lady and gets it on with Dr Bowman creating a race of super humans?
That's a real shame because the sex scene is truely a visual masterpiece.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean at the barbican last Jan?
That was a Sunday afternoon that felt like a whole Sunday.
 (I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post About 10 years ago at Bradford
/northerner
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:21, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Do It, Billy Bird!
Definitely a real single from the BBC Records archives.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Click!

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Billy needs care at a mental health institution
So does the guy who puts up with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Puts it up him

(Tuftedshag, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 7:06, Reply)
This is a link post Just practising chroma-keying really. I made this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwjz6xK0HgY
(835Rocks, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice C64age

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)

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