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This is a link post Come crash with me, come crash, come crash awaaaaaay!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more bleeding Farage

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite an empathic chap, and usually images of other people's suffering upsets me hugely.
THIS photo, however, still brings me much joy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, I have the opposite reaction
and look upon it as an opportunity missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This could have been avoided if they'd all been carrying guns.
/ac
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that seems remarkably foolhardy
Those engines sound like absolute dogs, but I'm willing to bet that it was an aerodynamic interruption to the airflow that caused the failure, and not a mechanical fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post couldve been worse
he could have ended up looking like Weinstein
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Misread as "Hot Wings"

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Oct 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Rule number 1 of pomegranate club:
Upset. About fruit. RELATABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was some ambiguity about the pomegranate issue, I felt

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post She does have a point. It's a difficult fruit.
Personally, I avoid them.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post A wise policy.
The effort/reward ratio for this fruit is most displeasing. They aren't even that tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you cut them in half and hit the skin side with the back of a spoon
Then all the fruit just falls out. Takes no time at all.
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news
All the fruit does not fall out and this technique is extremely wasteful.
 (sithemong, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its always worked for me
Without any wastage at all.
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best TED talk ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a drama class.
That's the high school equivalent of Shia LaBeouf shouting "Just do it!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Americans do not need drama classes.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe offer her a pear instead

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Sneak miners
This is an interesting way to gain monies without advertising. Easily blocked if you know how but also much easier to miss like traditional adverts. The web needs to fund itself somehow and ads are now pretty much blocked by default.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/10/cryptojacking/

Okay, presumably adding coin-hive.com to your hosts file stops this.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post But there's others.
There's a huge load of non-tech savvy users that will be non the wiser to this, as we well know. At least with ads you can physically see something. It's an interesting debate though, how can the web fund itself?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Non-tech-savvy users won't be on TPB...
Non-tech-savvy people don't use bittorrent these days...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you missed my point
It's not TPB, it's when other regular sites like those god awful local news ones get hold of the idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why they're doing it, but who spends more than a few minutes at a time on pirate bay?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It becomes an issue when other websites clock on to it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They got the name of the website which broke the story wrong
I know this because I volunteer there
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You volunteer out your bum?
AMIRITE LADIES???
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 20-30% of your CPU will get used by this!?
It's not like I needed that anyway, for I dunno, making the fucking computer do anything? Your processor doesn't run that hot in the majority of top/modern computer games.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://blog.adguard.com/en/crypto-mining-fever/
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a link post O Mai Gard Its Peg Pelvis Pete!!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Zuckerbergy has no empathy
Best / worst moment comes around 2:50
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has people, who have people that have his empathy.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
if (zuckerberg == aspergers) {
feel = "nothing";
} else if(zuckerberg == asshole) {
feel = "superior";
} else if(zuckerberg == aspergers && asshole) {
feel = "Bill Gates is my bitch";
}
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I copied and pasted that and was able to hack NASA.
You might get visitors.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post So then you have all the information on who in the government is a lizard alien?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible.
How can you donate to help survivors of VR natural disasters?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post tune in to 2:52 for a high five
and then a failed one which Rachel narrates.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post where's the button to throw virtual paper towels at them

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post never trust a woman whose face looks like 3 circles

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Swallow your soul, swallow your soul
Sab
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the right plaice at the right time

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post For fuck's hake!

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coley Moses!

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He flat-lined for a minute there

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky those quick thinking passers by didn't flounder.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Mackerel

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cod have mercy!

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The story really highlights the scale of the situation

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an unfortuna thing to happen

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bitter pilchard to swallow.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I trout he'll do that again!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was Dace-ing with death

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post MINDPISS

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post FISH

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fin.

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post After having a bit of time to Mullet over, I still think it sounds like utter Pollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish puns rock!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pollox!...this all sounds very fishy to me

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Scruff
Fish fish fish fish fish
Fish fish fish fish fish

Eating FISH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kybyy1EkoOE
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post How to pronounce "Conservatard."
Cuprinol
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Amidst the Harvey Weinstein sex abuse fallout, Twitter has suspended a major critic
Extensive grabbing in the pussy going on.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post TL;DR
Is this the sort of 'free speech is dead' war-cry that Katie Hopkins bellowed when she got sued by Jack Monroe for erroneously tweeting she'd pissed on a war memorial? (turned out Hopkins got her feminists mixed up and meant Laurie Penny)
Luckily, libel rules still trump free speech
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so. She actually settled out of court with Weinstein after he allegedly sexually assaulted her, so she speaks from experience.
There's a lot coming out now about how people at the top of the NYT and NBC killed stories in the last 10 years or so that exposed him. Twitter often shuts down the voices of those it deems on the wrong side.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really though...
...I imagine it a bit more like this at HQ
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it because she wrote libellous things about Ben Affleck though?
Just because he's a long time friend and colleague of Weinstein. (How is that pronounced by the way? Like Einstein but with a W?)

Because she's determined to make the rapist, and apparently anyone who has ever met the rapist, pay.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
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Not quite. The understanding is that both Affleck and Damon were complicit in his behaviour and the allegations go so far as to suggest they helped him engineer situations.

This is the tip of the iceberg - Hollywood has been doing this to its starlets for years..apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's what everyone kinda expected, though, isn't it?
I wonder how much of this is Trump's doing. I mean, a lot of these same people said he was unfit for office because of a tape in which he discussed how celebrity gives you certain power. It became a byword about him. But, he is president and has access to all sorts of things.

Same with Obama with the Tea Party: going to protest my healthcare law? Fine have fun with the IRS - hit them where it counts.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dahson, of Dahsons Creek seems to have joined in.
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/james-van-der-beek-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-older-powerful-men-as-a-young-star-a3657366.html
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corey Feldman has been claiming it for years. He's kinda been ignored and treated like an abused stepson. Wait...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is wrong with a little rape?
why are people so uptight all of a sudden? In the 70s we were much more hip to rape
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The casting couch wasn't even proper rape.
Studio honchos never used knives or power tools or physically threatened their so-called victims, they just threatened careers. And given that it wasn't even so much an open secret as completely out in the open that the casting couch thing happened, one has to wonder just what kind of women and pretty-boys would even be willing to go for a studio interview in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Eminem vs Trump NSFW
Contains words.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The good thing about a republican in office is the amount of protest music made.
When Obama was in office, you weren't allowed to criticize, so they've got all this material about eff the government stored up.

Eminiminimem is courageous for recording this.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank goodness we've got a blithering racist at the helm they're all thinking
AT LAST
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before he was a republican candidate all the minority special interest groups praised his name
What do you point at that makes you feel justified in calling him a racist?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post some of his best friends are minority special interest groups

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes, especially when he was donating large sums to their projects.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right of course
twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/917719587944353792
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah. I've touched a bus seat where a black person once sat. I feel so woke!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post right wing people are really the victims here

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post People weren't allowed to criticize Obama?
I'm guessing everyone just imagined the racist birther movement, the non-stop outcries over the introduction of universal healthcare (a basic right to all other humans) etc.

The US right-wing were non-stop awful about him and yet he brushed it off and dealt with it with dignity, unlike the current fat retard who seems to love rooting and rolling around in shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was referring to the actors and musicians who were so outspoken when Bush was in office. Now they are back to it, while for 8 years, nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps they liked Obama

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
In the interests of fairness they must ignore their opinions and dislike all presidents equally!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get your point. Just if domestic spying, war, drone assassinations, etc. were bad when Bush was in office, I just expected them to be bad when Obama was in office.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree 100% especially on his Drone Wars
Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Drone Wars was alright, but Hayden Christensen was a terrible actor.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like Clint Eastwood?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGl-4gByV4
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that the chair one, I can't see youtube.
If so, that was painfully long. It could have been a 3 minute bit and had a lot of impact; instead, it was a commercial for stroke medication.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.
It's an interesting idea but the execution is rubbish, made worse by dragging it on for 10 minutes too long.
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preach!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, but there are exceptions...
Promise it isn't horses...Ministry NSFW (Probably)
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they were allowed to criticize but chose not to on the basis of their opinions?
Because, you know, if you have opinions about one guy, you're not morally obligated to hold the same opinions about a totally different guy.

That isn't hypocrisy, or unfairness, it's just agreeing with someone and not agreeing with someone else.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like you've given the definition of hypocrisy. But I'm not a Parti player, so I'll take your word for it

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No...
I agree with person A when they say that one plus one equals two.
I disagree with person B when they say one plus one equals three.

That is clearly not hypocrisy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, if I am getting you, it is impossible to compare a war waged by a conservative with one waged by a leftist because they are inherently different?
You live in a fascinating world.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the first time you've brought that shit up.
I have no opinion on it. I'm simply responding to what you HAVE typed, not whatever issue was floating around in your mind when you typed it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Given that a lefty war is probably justified by freeing people from tyranny as opposed to a right wing war justified by cheaper petrol prices... I'd say yep one is indeed better than the other.

However it's all bullocks because even your democrats are miles off to the right compared to any normal countries left wing.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post flip reverse it
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/761216404406153216
 (TX1 time to start..., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a bit odd

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eminem is still going?
Fucking hell.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do American car parks smell as pissy as British ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Public urination is generally looked down upon. You get it at certain places around the downtown boites, but we're not France.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every British multi story car park stinks of tramp piss.
It's actually written into the building regulations that it must.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post years of piss with the consistency of Golden Syrup
at the base of load bearing walls are the only thing holding some of them up
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are so much alike, yet not alike.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It takes thousands of years to develop a heritage as rich as Britain's.
The US is but a gamboling lamb, unsteady on its young legs. In time, your country will be as piss soaked as ours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have so much to live for!
Although, the sheep metaphor made me clench, as I know some on here are from Wales.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must brighten up any party and he's given it a nice 2000's acronym.
"Mr Loveday tells of his first encounter with AUDs, which was in Swaffham during the 1940s."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Douglas Adams described it beautifully
as the smell of impatience.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smells more like tinned tuna to me.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to switch brands

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post JFK Departures
Most stinking, broken excuses for public loos I've ever seen. And I've been to India.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I generally look side to side when urinating in public...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I generally look up so I can see how high I can get the stream.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This just makes me think of
Julian Clary's sardonic "You're never too old for a hoodie" put-down on the recent Richard Herring podcast.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Anthem for No State, Pt. III
From their new album "Luciferian Towers".
First half of it's a grower but Anthem For No state is a winner for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for this
With that name, I always thought they were a Norwegian black metal type of affair and avoided them, but this is ace.
 (themarginwalker, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Ren & Stimpy - Mans best friend
the banned episode
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post why was it banned?
seemed pretty middle of the road Ren and Stimpy to me
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post delicate kids minds might be altered by its content or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Because Americans prefer shooting things over satire?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post has any one invented the FunGun over there yet
its like a normal gun except that the more you shoot the happier you feel
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it was a different time
They banned Serge Gainsbourg's song for being too French

Edit: Nickelodeon didn't like the bit where Ren batters George and the smoking references, apparently. So much so that they fired the director, the guy who voices Ren, and his company too.
Bit harsh.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh joy!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such an amazing show.
Watched an episode a few years ago and was weeping with laughter. My missus sat next to me and didn't flinch, other than to laugh at the state of me for laughing at a cartoon. In ways I can't blame her, but anyone who doesn't fall to bits when Haggis McHaggis's butler says "Duuuuh, Rodney & Bullwinkie?" is vastly malnourished in the sense of humour department.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, you've got my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stimpy's pursuit of "stinky" the fart he fell in love with
has to be one of the most heart-rending stories in cinematic history

Correction: the fart was his son, not lover. So b3ta of me to confuse the two...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it was his very first fart. What a Christmas classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed!

Never seen this one. I downloaded the lot a while ago just to watch them all again. Still weird!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a link post DOVE commercial parody - PRESIDENTS EDITION I made this!

(domvhscrap, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi Jeff
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post heil dad

(domvhscrap, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a link post PUBG Fail duos... I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ that was dull

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is pubg?
i like your username btw
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Player Unknowns Battle Grounds

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuck...
same music, 5 mins long, 2 guys just playing a game. Spice it up eh?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Space X is live streaming a rocket launch NOW.
Under fifteen minutes to go.

Enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play. That's some impressive engineering.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post 35.000km/h is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's only about 21.8 mph.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats faster than the speed of smell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks, missed it

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Frank is PISSED OFF!
UK LOLs
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No-one comes out well from that story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially not the lady with a stranger's poo under her fingernails.
What the hell kind of person does that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone who pouts in about 99% of their fucking pictures

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post What aspect of the story made you think the victim doesn't come out of it well.
Other than, of course, his injured bleeding anus?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A woman touched his bum and now he wants to kill himself. Man up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slight difference between touching and going in knuckle deep.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! I see your point.
But I think you fail to see his. I can probably find someone to provide you with a demonstration until you do.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it somehow possible to brick this section of reality up and allow some future generation to deal with it. It's all starting to make my head hurt.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "digitally sexually assaulted"
It's amazing what they can do with computers, eh?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, she looks like a fucking tink if ever I've seen one.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Blowing shit up video earlier
reminded me of Blaster.
(m.auron, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him live in Leeds just a couple of years before he died.
He was a very entertaining man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The director obviously thought
Let's get a shot of that sexy girl (at 0:43). She doesn't seem to be quite on board with the fun to me
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post She'll be fine after a good rodgering.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Praying mantis practising for Planet Earth III
or insect Gogglebox
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful creature taunted by horrible creature....

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) Yeah. Fucking Mantises. :(
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post OW banged its proboscis on the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post mods!
this is clearly manticisist and arachnidicist!
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Babs Cabs is back!
Can't wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get it right...!
*produces gun*
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shall we play mau mau?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I won the mums

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO!!! Go Johnny Go Go Go is the only game in town.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah've only bin on the 'ormones eighteen months...
Me nipples 're like bullets.

Edit: That was the line that got me hooked.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post on hormones?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I woke up
and me bed were like a butcher's slab
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great news
As an added bonus maybe Mark Gatiss will be so busy he won't have time to write another piss-poor, PC script for Doctor Who
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:17, , Reply)

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