How to not cross the glass bridge in China
Being the vertigo sufferer that I am, I feel for them. But I also laugh at them
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Being the vertigo sufferer that I am, I feel for them. But I also laugh at them
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It's not the height that is scaring them.
It's having to put their trust in Chinese engineering.
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It's having to put their trust in Chinese engineering.
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No
It's the terrifying thought of having to pass through the gift shop at the end.
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It's the terrifying thought of having to pass through the gift shop at the end.
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something for you trek wars fans:
Chinese building shaped like USS Enterprise
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Chinese building shaped like USS Enterprise
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this is the same quality...
that makes them such excellent drivers
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that makes them such excellent drivers
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Well, ideally I'd like every film to be Under The Skin weird
But Thor Ragnarok will do.
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But Thor Ragnarok will do.
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"We've lost the "bawaaaaan" sound effect!"
"No problem, we've got this new one that goes "oooooraaaa...".
Nobody will notice"
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"No problem, we've got this new one that goes "oooooraaaa...".
Nobody will notice"
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Looks great and will upset the misogynistic manbabies
Win-win
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Win-win
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What do we want? More money for Sandi Toksvig! When do we want it? Now!
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as opposed to the woke man-babies that watch superhero films
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Dubai Police hunt for men giving cash for free
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQew7wG6a8
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQew7wG6a8
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Have you posted this as a counterpoint to the Billy Joe Saunders video?
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Mere coincidence.
It wasn't meant as a feel-good link to restore anyone's faith in humanity. That's what Russian dash cam videos are for.
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It wasn't meant as a feel-good link to restore anyone's faith in humanity. That's what Russian dash cam videos are for.
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I am disappoint.
In both it's the police involvement that annoys me the most, although the boxer is worse than Tony Blair.
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In both it's the police involvement that annoys me the most, although the boxer is worse than Tony Blair.
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No way, not even close.
Bootlicking Bush, starting an illegal war then finding God, twat.
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Bootlicking Bush, starting an illegal war then finding God, twat.
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Nah, he was always into God, he did convert to Catholicism after he left office though. The simplicity of confession was just too irresistible.
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I'll bet it was.
The Vatican runs a mean protection racket.
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The Vatican runs a mean protection racket.
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"can't do anything but be sorry"
yeah you could you daft twat
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yeah you could you daft twat
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there was something vaguely amusing about the timing of the punch, like it was slapstick
all else pretty depressing
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The Rt. Hon. Keith Vaz M.P. made similar offers to supply class A on camera and faced no charges, nor (thus far) any disciplinary action from the parliamentary authorities.
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Not as I understand the term. His mother worked in M&S.
Still, I suppose that's better than Poundland.
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Still, I suppose that's better than Poundland.
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Yes, but his father led Unicorn hunts whilst being towed around by naked Burundi slave children in his walrus ivory chariot.
Far too grand a pastime for women.
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Far too grand a pastime for women.
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What's left to live for when you've speared the last Unicorn?
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Ok, upper was probably a class too far, er, political class will do.
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"banter"
I like that his Wikipedia page has this as the only thing he has done outside of boxing.
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I like that his Wikipedia page has this as the only thing he has done outside of boxing.
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I am shocked
that someone who makes a living hitting people might be a bullying wanker.
No really, this is my shocked face.
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that someone who makes a living hitting people might be a bullying wanker.
No really, this is my shocked face.
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Good tune that
Mr Wave is the best - Glide Master was a bit lame.
Icy Ice gets my vote for the best 'Breaker' name...
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Mr Wave is the best - Glide Master was a bit lame.
Icy Ice gets my vote for the best 'Breaker' name...
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Mr Wave is the best by some margin, but they're all good.
Kid Nice has the lamest name by some margin.
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Kid Nice has the lamest name by some margin.
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I can do that too
...but it requires at least five pints to get me started
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...but it requires at least five pints to get me started
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At 0:52 I think you can see a packet of Doritos Collisions from up there.
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Clearly flat
That’s the globist conspiracy ground zero right there.
Not long after that they started pretending the moon was big and far away and you’d need more than a couple of window ladders lashed together to get there
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That’s the globist conspiracy ground zero right there.
Not long after that they started pretending the moon was big and far away and you’d need more than a couple of window ladders lashed together to get there
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You might enjoy the videos by my mate
Flatout. https://youtu.be/VRR0tu8EBZc
For now he has under 500 subs, and under 1000 views.
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Flatout. https://youtu.be/VRR0tu8EBZc
For now he has under 500 subs, and under 1000 views.
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Meanwhile in canada, shop assistant uses bong to fight of bear-spray wielding robbers
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the spray didn't seem especially effective
...what was it, Lynx?
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...what was it, Lynx?
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Firstly
His dog is really really cute.
Secondly, you can tell he really did not want to break that very expensive bong on some wankers. You can see him go "Ah fuck" when he does. He is far more bothered by that than the assholes trying to rob him.
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His dog is really really cute.
Secondly, you can tell he really did not want to break that very expensive bong on some wankers. You can see him go "Ah fuck" when he does. He is far more bothered by that than the assholes trying to rob him.
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I think Stuj went mental and got banned
Any updates welcome. He was posting some late night mentalist shit.
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Any updates welcome. He was posting some late night mentalist shit.
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Yes, he got banned. I don't know what the final straw was, but he had long been tedious and unpleasant, particularly about autism. Perhaps he started mocking communism. Let that be a lesson to us all.
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Yes, he got banned. I don't know what the final straw was, but he had long been tedious and unpleasant, particularly about autism. Perhaps he started mocking communism. Let that be a lesson to us all.
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Just seen it's Rob's birthday, look at all the candles below the current QOTW!
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Same day as Monkeon
Makes sense
Happy candles, ginger fuhrer
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Makes sense
Happy candles, ginger fuhrer
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Also Stallion Explosion's
www.b3ta.com/links/1499047#post1499123
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www.b3ta.com/links/1499047#post1499123
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You posted that at 7:11
7 is 2 less than 9, which is the difference between 9 and 11 and also the number of towers that made up the WTC
7 + 11 is 18 and it's 18/9/18
'CONFIRMED' has 9 letters and 'Fadgebadger' has 11
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7 is 2 less than 9, which is the difference between 9 and 11 and also the number of towers that made up the WTC
7 + 11 is 18 and it's 18/9/18
'CONFIRMED' has 9 letters and 'Fadgebadger' has 11
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That's an unholy number of candles
We must sacrifice something in his honour.
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We must sacrifice something in his honour.
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We've been sacrificing taste, decency and judgement for years.
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Don't 'ang my 'arry
Remember when you're breakin' 'is neck, you're breakin' 'is muvver's 'art
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Remember when you're breakin' 'is neck, you're breakin' 'is muvver's 'art
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Run! Fun! Drink! Sun! The Cat Empire - Wine Song Orchestral!
Awesome Orchestral cover of this mental fun track :) Grab a glass of red, turn it up and get ready to join in :)
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Awesome Orchestral cover of this mental fun track :) Grab a glass of red, turn it up and get ready to join in :)
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this week i will be mostly...
watching the cat empire live in brisbane :)
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watching the cat empire live in brisbane :)
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I vaguely remembered them from childhood.
Gentle humour, convincingly done.
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Gentle humour, convincingly done.
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I'm so bloody old I've seen them live.
Gotta be my favourite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf8HShLSvvc&t=100s
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Gotta be my favourite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf8HShLSvvc&t=100s
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so wonderful your country is so accepting
Trans people in America get throw out of the Military, barred from bathrooms, and regularly get beaten to death. I guess if we simply label ourselves "comediennes" , perhaps they'll be nicer to us?
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Trans people in America get throw out of the Military, barred from bathrooms, and regularly get beaten to death. I guess if we simply label ourselves "comediennes" , perhaps they'll be nicer to us?
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Second Dobranotch clip of the day
This one with some inventive post-it animation.
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This one with some inventive post-it animation.
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well if we're doing musical couples with hits
Video will be blocky in all countries
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Video will be blocky in all countries
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Is rod liddle racist?
"I have spent the morning trying to draw a cartoon of a black person without it being racist. It’s bloody difficult. Especially the lips. "
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"I have spent the morning trying to draw a cartoon of a black person without it being racist. It’s bloody difficult. Especially the lips. "
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It doesn't look much like her. I guess he's just a shit cartoonist.
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He's an attention-seeking twat with nothing of interest to say.
Yet still I read him, thinking he's one day going to write something funny or original.
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Yet still I read him, thinking he's one day going to write something funny or original.
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You won't be allowed to draw tits on women next. Just wait and see.
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I believe most women have real ones, you don't need to draw them on.
It's bad enough we're all on B3ta without you reinforcing the stereotype #virgin
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It's bad enough we're all on B3ta without you reinforcing the stereotype #virgin
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All of us agree with the main thrust of that article.
Almost all of us pretend that we don't, for some fucking reason.
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Almost all of us pretend that we don't, for some fucking reason.
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I thought for once I might agree with a Rod Liddle piece
but after the first couple of paragraphs (where he talks about the cartoon) he allowed himself to write the usual lazy crap he always does for the rest of it.
oh well, there's always next time.
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but after the first couple of paragraphs (where he talks about the cartoon) he allowed himself to write the usual lazy crap he always does for the rest of it.
oh well, there's always next time.
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Any black cartoonists like to draw a cartoon representation of a Serena Williams having a strop?
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Don't think there are any black cartoonists
No black paedos either, come to think of it.
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No black paedos either, come to think of it.
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Serena likes to wear men's undies, you heard it here first
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White y fronts
Grey after a few washes, with or without red braces.
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Grey after a few washes, with or without red braces.
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Weirdly we were chatting about this on Friday.....
Yep, it's still terrible. Love it.
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If you enjoyed the Dobranotch version of Du Hast, you might like their version of 'Techno'
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Previously posted Du Hast version on 29th November, 2015
So it's been a while.
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So it's been a while.
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Meanwhile, high drama in Watford
A lady almost missed a meal. What is this country coming too?
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A lady almost missed a meal. What is this country coming too?
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Lucky for her she's fat enough to survive on her own fatty deposits
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If only someone would invent a system where one could get piping hot food delivered from a variety of local eateries after a phone call or internet order.
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Perhaps they are very poor
If you assume the holiday in Venice bit and the 70 quid food order in the first place were the very last pennies they had. Broken Britain.
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If you assume the holiday in Venice bit and the 70 quid food order in the first place were the very last pennies they had. Broken Britain.
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The veryvlast pennies save for the gold nugget around her neck.
That would probably buy saag aloo and a peshwari naan.
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That would probably buy saag aloo and a peshwari naan.
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That nugget
was given to her by her Nan! On her first ex-husbands step-dad's side. Besides, she had a bad shoulder so couldn't make it to Cash converters.
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was given to her by her Nan! On her first ex-husbands step-dad's side. Besides, she had a bad shoulder so couldn't make it to Cash converters.
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Bad shoulders are our generation's bubonic plague.
I would have fulfilled my dream of being a foot model if it wasn't for my bad shoulder.
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I would have fulfilled my dream of being a foot model if it wasn't for my bad shoulder.
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I thought it said "Walford"
I was thinking that poor old Dot hadn't had a Meals on Wheels delivery...
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I was thinking that poor old Dot hadn't had a Meals on Wheels delivery...
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