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This is a link post Send down four skin divers - we need to know whether they were human or whale.

Routine Traffic Stop Ends With Officers Discovering Bag Of Human Penises In Man’s Car.



http://www.nbcnews6.com
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:07, Reply)
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www.skysports.com/racing/form-profiles/horse/207327/spoilsport
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, it might be a cover up of an epidemic
worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake fake fake fake
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 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post need some more
fakes
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I'm definitely going to click on a domain that ends with a number

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post Jose's Miserable Now I made this!
Another attempt at mass appeal to bring in some work. I made this on the offchance it would happen, and it has done. So here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post cliqued, work is good
I'd imagined this dreary voice singing something disgracefully peppy
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post he would nail the monster mash

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I dig it

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post How very perspicacious of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Respect.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Well, that went a lot better than expected, over on twitter. A Johnny Marr retweet. I can die happy
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post he does have that falling intonation that works well with a Morrisey song
which no doubt you picked up on. Saw it on the guardian site, and friends are sharing it on facebook. nice work
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking great!

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Wikipedia map of real-world places visited by The Simpsons
Hi everyone!. To celebrate the 29th anniversary of The Simpsons, I made a Wikipedia map with the ubications with the name of the episodes where one or several members of Simpson family have visited. Text in italic are for non-canon travels in non-canon episodes like "Bart to the Future" and the Treehouse of Horror series. Text without bold are for flashback travels like in the episode "Fland Canyon"-

Greetings!.
 (Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post so where's springfield on the map?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange anniversary to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post is today the 10th of November, which is your birthday, which is on November 10th?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, have you considered perhaps creating a smaller or svg version, one which you don't have to be on the fucking moon in order to view?
For example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg
 (97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post have a wonderful Christmas Anthonyb3ta70100!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post On December 25th which is Christmas Day which is on December 25th

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of the Simpsons
a couple of episodes in the current series (30th) aren't too bad - especially the one about self driving cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post BIGGER!

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post The history of the Glide
I have no idea what the 'Glide' was or is but this dude seriously longs for the days of it.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah OpenGL wuz betterer

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 2:01, Reply)
This is a link post Terry Crews.... a log fire.... some paint...

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Crews for President 2020!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post HD Terror
Nope no no no no-way noooooo nah no sob noooo whimper.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:20, Reply)
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Must be high. I couldn't see the ground from the beginning of the video.
 (Sherbs, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It would take me 15 seconds to hit the ground from the top of there and I would be going at 122mph, ish!
keisan.casio.com/exec/system/1231475371
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's high enough you can almost see the giant Antarctic ice wall that keeps the ocean from falling over the edge.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Pub dog, by Bird Box Studio (a B3tan)
Always entertaining:
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:23, Reply)
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Liking that =)
 (Sherbs, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Are Bird Box still going? Had a look on their website tother day and couldn’t see anything new. Their work is fantastic so I hope so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 8:24, Reply)
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Made me think of Bird Benny
Posted here before..Not exactly safe for work.
https://vimeo.com/35634324
 (Sherbs, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, still going, and still going strong.
He's probably a bit busy at the moment, they got commissioned by Nickelodeon:

birdboxstudio.com/all/pony/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post woo :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WELL ace. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post I got fed up with the same 15 or-so Christmas tunes..
.. and started looking for some new / better / weirder tunes. This one has to be high on the list.
(GeeFunk, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Errm,

Yes. Quite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something cultural appropriation something

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The best Christmas song is Joseph Spence
and his version of Santa Claus is coming to town:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_jRAJZ9_y0
 (Hemipygous, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Getting back at package thieves
Could be fake. You be the judge.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this. If it is fake, it's a highly plausible fake but for only once talking about recovering the phone cameras. Still good fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous.
That guy has a particular set of skills, and those fuckers are lucky he only chose to have fun.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
glitter is not the way I'd have gone...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post donky spunk

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 18 Dec 2018, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If he'd actually put some of that forensic dye in the police would have actually been able to do something about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He already said
the police couldn't be arsed helping
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was before he had put a GPS device in the package, revealing the location of the thieves.
Slap forensic dye in and they might be very interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent!
Although the budget for the device must have exceeded the cost of quite of lot of missing packages it's none the less superb for that!

I wonder whether it's open-source...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Songs: Ohia - Nay Tis Not Death
x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry they wouldn't let you DJ the office Christmas party after last year.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a driver i'm a winner things are gonna change i can feel it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Spaaaaaace
* Tuesday 18th, 2:30PM, live Falcon 9 launch. American GPS satellite. Edit:SCRUBBED
* Wednesday 19th 2AM, live Delta 4-Heavy, US spy satellite. Edit: SCRUBBED
* Wednesday 19th 2PM, live Falcon 9 launch. American GPS satellite.
* Wednesday 19th, 3:45PM, live deorbit burn and landing of ISS Expedition 57
* Wednesday 19th, 4:30PM, live France, Arianespace Soyuz, launch of optical imaging satellite
* Thursday 20th 1:30AM, live Delta 4-Heavy, US spy satellite.

Catchup: Rocket Lab 15 Dec

 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmI77ZBeJrQ
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 19:39, Reply)
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Yeah, that SpaceX one is a disposable rocket. No landing.

Edit: Oh look, you've silently removed that bit. Also no mention of the Blue Origin one?
Also worth mentioning that the probability of the Delta launching tonight is around 20% because of bad weather.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:56, Reply)
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Yeah - originally I used strikeout, but when I added the strike to the whole thing to say it was scrubbed, I couldn't really show a stricken struck part. If that makes any kind of sense?
I also moved the re-scheduled Ariane forwards a day.
I should probably have mentioned New Shepard, but it was scrubbed before I thought about adding it. So far, they don't seem to have announced a new date/time.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:15, Reply)
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and I've been watching out about the weather at Vandenberg, but it seems to have improved since that 20% announcement a couple of days ago. I mean... I guess I could add a note, but really all launches are subject to weather, and lots of other stuff too.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Loss Leader

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post please hold the line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noyE0K4UmY
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHxXtoHOMIg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgYOfhXTfPE
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:01, Reply)
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that is lurverlee
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:22, Reply)
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sounds exactly like

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEgcb167k4
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post So easy to misfuel a car.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like you never put Orange Squash in Milk as a Child.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post No, and I've never milked a child with a squashed orange either

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a kid I mixed coke and lemonade
But the worst was milk and lemonade. That is phenomally wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Filmed in glorious Muttleyvision

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Frake

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Elon Musk in a wig?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post AND A MOUSE IS THERE

(97800, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Let me sing you the Song of my People.
Turn the sound on.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell
Creasing up at my desk here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:17, Reply)
This is a link post slime tango I made this!
You warm it frist, then step away from your partner following the footsteps till you see how far you can go? til ti touches floor or breaks?
(Wilow1, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's you he's looking for

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you just assume xzjqer's gender???

(97800, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lionel Ritchie's!
(Anton ashally)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a great game if you're six
And even six year olds work out that you should do this outdoors
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the hours just fly by don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You should do that with human shit

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post Continuing the Dimance Francais theme
This is certainly relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because they're normally too lazy to pronounce an H in a word, it doesn't mean you can just drop it from the word's spelling.
And anyway, in that word, it does affect pronunciation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Merci
Je suis desolee (with highly theatrical shrug and barely concealed sneer)
Google translates as 'sorry (not sorry)'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, you're a sorry little girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
That's what you've come up with?
In the same spirit (level)'that's you, what about me?'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You described yourself as 'désolée', that's the source material I was working with.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post sauce material more like
the cheek of you.
edit: plus points for knowing how to do accent marks. I couldn't even be arsed googling that. I'll cut and paste yours for use later. When I'm not in the slightest bit sorry about something else.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Zéro de conduite. Arrête tes bêtises et tais toi.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fais rien
mais ca m'amuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Papa?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off nicole
I'm with my mistress
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off fake stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved his act
where did he go anyway. Oh yeah, didn't like getting called out so went straight to hiding2.0
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post one reason I've never been interested in participating in cycling as a sport, as opposed to just riding to work, is that I hate those small seats
They hurt your arse, and apparently leads to a fairly high percentage of impotence
Give me an upright stance and a dutch bicycle seat with the springs underneath any day.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post upright stance is fine for short distances
And you can sit up like that for a long way, so long as you don't mind battling the wind more than you have to. But narrow saddles *are* more comfortable. big squashy things will really hurt after upwards of 20 miles. A serious race bike does force you into a flat back position but a reasonable endurance road bike won't. Horses for course, in other words. But you have even tried riding a pony yet, so don't judge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBtLTCRDGhM
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's basically the nose of the bike seat that does most of the damage
so leaning forward increases the weight and pressure on the perineum, while sitting upright distributes it more widely across the buttocks.
With racing seats, blood flow is reduced by 60% to your wang, and pressure on the dorsal nerve has a high frequency of temporary numbness, with eventual permanent damage.
I've gone on quite a few long cycling trips and always with big arse dutch seats. I totally disagree they're less comfortable. I was the only one not complaining by the third day. Pro cyclists probably just go numb after a while so it stops bothering them, and sex would be a distraction from racing anyway. Trust the dutch when it comes to bikes and dikes.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post On long rides Dutch seats tend to cut bloodflow to the fémoral biceps ...
And you can buy stub nose saddles that let your ball sack dangle in the breeze.
I use a SMP with a downward « beak » that has the same effect.
There are a wide variety from leather, to gel right up to a plank of carbon fibre, and if you lube, it’s much nicer.

As you seem to rather uniformed, bike now have gears, brakes and pneumatic tires amongst other things.

Grandad.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post As a Dutchmen, can I just say
all cyclists are cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post uniformed?
my opinion about pudendal artery compression and the influence of bycycle seat noses is backed up by a little something called research.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4690354/
www.health.harvard.edu/blog/biking-and-sex-avoid-the-vicious-cycle-201209145290. I'm aware of alternative seat designs, my dutch seat has a snub nose, but crucially you do not see any pro racers using them, hence my original post about why I avoid racing as a sport.

your evidence-free blather about "dutch seats cut bloodflow in fémoral biceps " is either know-nothings crapping on in cycling forums or more likely speculation you've just pulled out of your own arse. Unless of course you can point me towards a paper that might support you? No? Pity

Always happy to teach the ignorant, son
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is perfect
we haven't had a good cycling argument on here in ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I find I'm more up for an argument this time of year
I blame christmas music in shops
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post N=20?
Completely conclusive. You have irrefutable evidence there. No one need ever look into this again.
"A little something called research". You bellend.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "oooh look at me, I have a limited understanding of sample size " - that's what you sound like
that was merely one study, I found 20 in five seconds, all on the same subject, all supporting my opinion about pudendal artery and nerve compression, which you could have too if you actually understood modern research tools. E.g.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1600-0404.1997.tb00104.x

www.thieme-connect.com/products/ejournals/abstract/10.1055/s-2001-16248


pdfs.semanticscholar.org/aff8/8e8e86646163b22a5aecc59857b4be09be4e.pdf
www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/52533
By contrast, Research papers talking about femoral bicep blood flow and seat compression: 0

I often wonder why people bother arguing with me. In the end it makes them look foolish. It would be much better for everyone if people just agreed with my erudition from the outset
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Do any of you look good in Lycra though?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of saddle shape
Your ischial tuberosity (arse bones) should be supporting your weight.
If you're feeling perineal pressure whilst using a traditional 'racing' saddle, it's because your posture is wrong, or the bike setup is wrong (most likely the saddle height/angle).
Now, there's no denying that there's a much wider margin for error when using a dutch/ladies style saddle. But the tradeoff is that you're either forced to go slow as fuck, or put far more effort than is necessary to keep up with your significantly more aerodynamic pals.

I currently use a Brooks C13. In the Spring/Summer I do around 180 miles a week on it. Would I recommend it as a beginner's saddle? Fuck no. But when you're riding a bike that has been properly fitted and set up, and you're adopting the correct posture in the saddle, it's significantly more comfortable than a woman's Dutch saddle would be, and I can promise you that I've had absolutely no issues with perineal pain or numbness.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
I've done about 3,600 miles this year split between a charge spoon saddle on my commuter bike (a rather nice steel frame, disc brake gravel bike) and my carbon bike which has a fizik antares. I don't have a very aggressive posture any more as I'm old and never work on flexibility at all. But never had any of the problems discussed here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post #perineumchat

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr ICantFeelMyPenis
Again, unlike the waffle that the man in the bike shop tells you about bike set-ups to squeeze some extra cash out of you, it really comes down to some pretty basic physics.
Weight to surface area means that small profile seats, like the Brooks c13, exert more pressure on the body than wider seats with greater surface area contact.
Then you look at where the contact is. The BrookC13 is your typical long nose blade profile, so unless you're upright with 70s dragster handlebars you're going to be experiencing quite a lot of that additional pressure on your perineum. Additionaly, the more give the less that pressure will spike when riding over compression points like the odd bump or pothole. Gel is better than hard seats, but neither comes close to the sprung/padded combination of the dutch style seat.
And there's all these research papers that show this additional pressure is causing you long term damage and impotence. I can understand why the industry would like to downplay this and distract with waffle about biomechanics. there's an awful lot of money in convincing middle-aged men that they're the next Chris Froome (without his asthma steroids, of course) and buy all the super expensive kit to lower the strava times they like to tell the world on facebook, and informing them they're cutting their rooting years short isn't going shift any stock.
As for comfort, it's a bit like if you came to a bar and were offered a padded chair or narrow bicycle seat to sit on all night. You might crap on about gel/carbon fibre and how your unqualified seat expert at the seat shop has personalised your set up based on the his analysis of the biomechanics of your sitting, but I guarantee the chair is the more comfy choice, because it has wider surface area and more padding, just like the dutch big arse sprung bicycle seats.
In conclusion, with an upright stance and a wide snub nosed seat I won't be winning any races, but I'll be more comfortable and less likely to sustain long term cock damage, which is a not insignificant factor in my thinking
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post christ, why am I arguing about bicycle seats?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe the impotence issue is low, let alone fairly high
but it is fairly high compared to sitting on a car seat.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The study in European Urology found that narrow seats and narrow seats with a V-shape in the saddle nose decreased oxygen to penis by 82.4% and 72.4%, respectively
I'd hardly call that a trivial finding. sustained lack of blood causes penile fibrosis, an important cause of erectile dysfunction
Another study found:
Numbness of the genital region was reported by 61 % of the cyclists. 19 % of cyclists who had a weekly training distance of more than 400 km complained of erectile dysfunction. The results of the present study showed that there is a deficiency in penile perfusion due to perineal arterial compression. This could be a reason for penile numbness and impotence in long-distance cyclists. Therefore, we suggest restricting the training distance, and taking sufficient pauses during the course of prolonged and vigorous bicycle riding, in order to reduce penile numbness and impotence.
That is 19% self reporting impotence. I'd imagine the actual figure to be higher. 61% reporting numbness again tends to suggest that most cyclist sustain at least temporary nerve damage
So what is your working definition of low and high? Does it have to rip your cock off every time before you start to pay attention to the risk?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't sit on those saddle shapes?
As for the second part - that's about 3x my weekly commute. I happily ride 100 miles in a day, but on a big leather touring saddle. I have had back pain, wrist and arm pain, legs have got a bit tired - but not encountered this.

Not on topic, but cycling increases your risk of being hit by a car, but not as much as being a pedestrian. It improves cardiovascular health (presuming you otherwise were not going for a jog), reduces cancer risk according to CRUK.

As for papers , the most recent I had encountered was https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022534717777221
via the beeb news. It was a study comparing cyclists swimmers and runners and out of 4000 responders - it concluded:

Cyclists had no worse sexual or urinary functions than swimmers or runners but cyclists were more prone to urethral stricture. Increased time standing while cycling and a higher handlebar height were associated with lower odds of genital sores and numbness.

Not great, but not the common understanding of the issues.

The thing about self reporting and looking at male cyclists is, you are not really looking at a baseline. How many would have had erectile dysfunction that they would have self-reported in the general population? Would that self reporting have been lower, or higher than this sample?

It is all very interesting - and if I thought for a moment my willy was going to fall off, I would instantly put my bike on gumtree. I seem to still piss like a horse too - but that is likely due to too much Pepsi Max. I know that urethras are precious.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha...
Not enough Rover's Return floating off into deep space, though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
always loved those titles.
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Duo-candles!!
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“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.”
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "The type of person who swears tends to have the widest vocabulary"
He's never worked in a Tesco warehouse then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Or ever ventured out into the real world
among those ghastly proles
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This is a normal post Hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:49, Reply)
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