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This is a normal post Very good
I like a trailer that gives you a scene (ideally one that's not in the film). Cloverfield was the master of the genre (although it spunked the best scene in the film).
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 9 May 2019, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
It's like a white version of Boney M's Rasputin
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
I had the screaming teenage horn for the lady in red there.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post


She's very Sally Knyvette.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post if we're having what might loosely be called cultural appropriation disco night
then here's the pendulum swing that is Orlando Riva Sound
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 May 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
This took my back to the height of the 'You're The Man Now Dog' / ytmnd.com days...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 9 May 2019, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Know this from this video we all watched in 2007
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQpwQ1xgbI
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 9 May 2019, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post High Quality
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 10 May 2019, 7:09, Reply)
This is a link post Monkeying around gets twat sacked
I mean honestly what was he thinking?
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Thu 9 May 2019, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's a bit of a twat, but I don't think he's a racist by any means. I honestly don't think the racial angle occurred to him until the twitter outrage had already happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, clearly just a cringeworthy fuckup.
I like that the BBC have set such a low bar for a sacking, though. Might have to give Mrs Browns Boys a watch with my notepad open.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly beyond stupid, he's supposed to be a pro.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ clearly never listened to his show

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
for reals. royal / rich performing monkeys is a regular thing of his

also, red sauce.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty as charged.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 May 2019, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He's done a very good job
of highlighting all the virtue signalling bandwagoners.

Lots of twattish celebrities have been jostling to outdo each other's phoney outrage. I'm assuming the outrage is phoney, because if it's real then they're very thick people indeed.

Anyway, he missed a trick. He should have asked how it can be racist if he's white, and all the people the joke was targeted at were white.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I know all racism is bad, but intent does matter
On the one hand there's stupid ignorance, like people I used to know blacking up genuinely having no idea it was offensive.

On the other there are people out there who genuinely believe that some races are inferior to others.

The former get sacked, the latter get invited on Newsnight.
 (horrid, Thu 9 May 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ffs a chimp is an ape not a monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Do you want to get beaten up by a librarian? Because that's how you get beaten up by a librarian.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And Jane Goodall

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 May 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post She'd probably have beaten you up anyway.
She was a bit cuntish like that.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, once she discovered chimps can use tools
she made them type her book because unlike monkeys it takes apes a finite amount of time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 May 2019, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post phwoar
Haven't heard that name in a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If only Terry was still alive.
I think I'd have enjoyed an encounter between Goodall and the Librarian.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post there's always going to be work for gobshites as big as that one though. Always

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with miscegenation!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 May 2019, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post how does his 'monkeys dressed as people' trope work on the radio?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 May 2019, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you aren't asking me because I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How are you taking about monkeys dressed as people on B3ta without posting an image?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 9 May 2019, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 May 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post PG gone mad

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 9 May 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He deserved to be fired, no doubt about it
there's no way he should have implied that junglebunny's kid was a chimp, that's classic racism and he should have known better
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 May 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Fan movie of Darth Vader and Obi fighting on the Death Star
This is possibly the best Star Wars fan film I have ever seen. All of it works. Disney, go and stand in the corner and hang your head in shame. This is how it is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
I thought the tone shift between the two was very jarring, it was way too violent and aggressive compared to the family fun feel of the original. It's like they thought the one thing Star Wars was missing was more violence toward old people :D
Technically its a mess, floaty footsteps, bad composites, wobbly sets, way too much lens flare and shonky graphics. And the guy playing vader is laughably small, makes his head look huge :D
It's a good lightsaber fight, just a shame they had to force it in to the original film.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2019, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I assumed it was intentionally horrible to show how it would be if it was made now.
 (bohrhead, Fri 10 May 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Tick tock tick tock
The Watchmen series looks like it might be fun...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Cheery granpa playin a drum
Makes it sing
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A big yes to this

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 9 May 2019, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Tick tock Mr Wick
There's a John Wick game on the way, and I rather like the way they've gone with this - it's a strategy game rather than a fps.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
Very X-Com 2
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Telly Savalas on Birmingham
"it's my kinda town". Sure it is Tel although i'm doubting you ever set foot there.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
I'm a brummie
I wish it still looked like that.
*edit. sad news at the jewellery quarter yesterday
 (Sherbs, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He also did ones on
Portsmouth and Aberdeen (although he had considerably less to say about the latter...).

They're nothing compared to my home town, though, as Frankie Vaughan will tell ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post

http://www.baimfilms.com/telly-savalas-quota-quickies.asp





 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Really good article...
I (and an archivist colleague) am really interested in this kind of record of our social history...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 May 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Bizarre Spending Habits of Nicolas Cage
0:45 to skip ad/spiel.
Pet octopus "to improve his acting", $¼m snakes "for protection" - at least, that's what he claimed to write off the tax.
The world's most expensive comic, lots of dinosaur heads, several castles, an island in the Bahamas, and more.
His recent 4th marriage lasted for four days.
Any money he makes is gone in 60 seconds.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 9 May 2019, 5:37, Reply)
This is a link post The Mandalorian. Sneaky look at a new Star Wars thing. Looks pretty good.
Filmed in secret, but gives you a good sense.

If you're into Star Wars anyway.

And fuck it. I am yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 9 May 2019, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Seemed like you needed to come to it with knowledge of what they were talking about at the start
Possibly just the clip
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 May 2019, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like dog poop

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 9 May 2019, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be fun
But given that all recent Star Wars has been dogshit I'm not holding my breath.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously?
Solo and Rogue One were fucking awesome movies. The Last Jedi was utterly ghastly though, and i'm still not that impressed with the Force Awakens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 May 2019, 9:45, Reply)
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Solo and Rogue One were fan service movies. I don't care where Han Solo got his fucking furry dice from. I got so bored of that film I turned it off and still haven't watched the last half hour. Yes I know who turns up, and no, I don't care. It's more fan service.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 May 2019, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post Out of Town
Heard Paul Putner on the Looks Unfamiliar podcast describe this as being a similar to La Cabina, which I believe is a popular film round here.

Part 2
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that
amuses me to think that a story like that done now would have to include a bit to explain why he can't use his mobile
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 9 May 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post Detective Pikachu
The full movie has been leaked on Youtube already.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 May 2019, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched far too much of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 May 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post thats my journey home from work music sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 May 2019, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the
twist in the tail.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Wed 8 May 2019, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised it hasn't been taken down.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Market research for the final cut, I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 May 2019, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that explains the Robotnic/Eggman double naming system.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, its not as good as Howard the Duck

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 8 May 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for Pikachu 3 - Escape from Gere's Colon

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 May 2019, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post Ben Franklin's song - The Decemberists NSFW
Has a naughty word in it.

But if you aren't humming this all day there's something up with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 8 May 2019, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something up with me, then.
Sounds like the music a bland cool guy would make in a straight to Netflix rom-com.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 8 May 2019, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Oh well. I thought it was very catchy. It's from the Hamilton musical but didn't get used as Ben Franklin was completely cut from it.

Just got Netflix but my wife seems to be concentrating on straight to Netflix horror. It's terrible stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 8 May 2019, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Cupid

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 May 2019, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Nod To The Rhythm
Make people nod to the rhythm...
 (I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Tue 7 May 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Die Antwoord 50 years later

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 May 2019, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Grace Jones's lesser known b side

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 8 May 2019, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun for at least 5 minutes
nodtotherhythm.com/?SbZIAua8
nodtotherhythm.com/?rUo2QvVb
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 May 2019, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Historic-lols!
nodtotherhythm.com/?xuQntggG
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 May 2019, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf
nodtotherhythm.com/?YK9acS5v
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 May 2019, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 May 2019, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Farridge
nodtotherhythm.com/?vG08hI2c
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 8 May 2019, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot water bottle
nodtotherhythm.com/?kcc5ied2
 (abc, Wed 8 May 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lego Snape
nodtotherhythm.com/?TUhw51oq
 (abc, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Easter Island
nodtotherhythm.com/?PQcg63hA
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I was actually looking for Gary Glitter...
... a phrase I've never before found myself typing.

Anyway, someone just as (ahem): nodtotherhythm.com/?Ceztm5SL
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My last, honestly.
I'm having far too much fun with this, but I'll stop for now. I think.

nodtotherhythm.com/?nabfDyn1

It's Gove. His chubby cheeks work so well, even if his glasses go wonky when he blinks.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 8 May 2019, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post good grief

(horrid, Thu 9 May 2019, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmare fuel

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 9 May 2019, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fab

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 May 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
nodtotherhythm.com/?x4wPw7zA
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 May 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post oh I dunno
its all rather odd and inexplicable - it may however be related to the rather curious 'birdbox orchestra' post below.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 7 May 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmn, cheese claw...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 May 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Puddled as Soft Mick?
Yeah I reckon
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 8 May 2019, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely hatstand
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 May 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a link post Blank VHS Covers Were Kinda Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Tue 7 May 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like everything about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 May 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice tune!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 May 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Some of those brought back shudders of recognition
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 7 May 2019, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo!
(and yay!)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 May 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the those multicolour stripes always remind me of 80s tracksuits and football strips

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 May 2019, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is nice
i think my scotch T-20 had Raiders of the Lost Ark on it
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 May 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ... Made me feel like a child again

*no paedophile jokes necessary*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 May 2019, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah a weird pang of nostalgia
I seem to remember movies not always being available back then, so having a copy off the TV from years earlier meant more?

My gran used to get pirated ones too, so there was also that
 (horrid, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't remember video tapes being LGBT

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 8 May 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a plausible tape format, lgb tape
then its marketing/manufacturer derivatives
1970s - Super LGBT
1980s - Max LGBT and Hi LGBT
1990s - Ultra LGBT
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 May 2019, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything had Rainbows
From the 60s to the 80s reproduction of color in TV and photos had exponential advancements so rainbows were a constant theme . It would be funny to watch many of their claims in a format that showed how they aged and would look under modern tech. 70s photo-mat snapshots have such a predictable failure that the first auto fix Photoshop filters were perfected on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 9 May 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't look like that for long though
yellowed, scuffed, edges curling
 (horrid, Wed 8 May 2019, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all, darling....

(ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 8 May 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post Wellieswonderland.com NSFW
Website sounds innocuous enough, but be warned, top-shelf smut here - Most NSFW.

However, for those of you with a kink for scantily clad temptresses sporting vulcanized rubber while wallowing in muddy puddles, well jump in I suppose...
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 7 May 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think they complain if they reserve their ardor for girls in barbours but all they get is munters in hunters?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 May 2019, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post Making Bagels By Hand in New York City, 1979
"It's good for any kind of epidemic that happens in Brooklyn!"

Apparently.
(dokk, Tue 7 May 2019, 17:05, Reply)

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