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This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excerrent

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 7:17, Reply)
This is a link post Play your postcards right I made this!
An unlaunched game I made for UsVsTh3m a few years back, which I thought I'd fish out of the bin.


 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post love the nod to Microsoft solitaire

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray
we have monkeon content
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I am surprisingly good at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Leeds and Manchester fucked me over

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Try Leicester to Wolverhampton.
One is more northerly than the other, but only by about a metre and a half.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post I've only gone and done another ruddy b3ta birthday!
I thought about making something special for you all, since it is my 11th year and all, but I didn't really have time. Soz! I might make something this weekend, but instead have a video what made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb, absolutely superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Harpy Candies!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!!!

(mrmenfolk, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than expected

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(97800, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Tatting up! With Well Douglas. A clip from an anti Marie Kondo show I made this!
I've made a new show called Tatting Up! Where I go round and fill empty houses up with their tat. Empty walls, empty shelves means empty hearts.

Full one on Sunday!
(mrmenfolk, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it crap joy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be stepping in joy and walking it around the carpet

(mrmenfolk, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Tat.
or was it Boss Tat ?
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 8 Jun 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Sisyphus's twin I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
That would be my hell
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Dutch drinking game

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I made one of these for a mate's stag do
While a piece of piss to construct, it's just as difficult as it looks to use!
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the strings cross-over in any confusing way?
Or is it strictly each string operates the nearest corner?

Having it strapped to your back seems particularly complicated, but it's quite effective in making sure you don't simply lean forward!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I did it all pretty straight, which has the annoying effect that everything is reversed.
Pushing down on the left raises the left, tilting forwards tilts the glass backwards etc. If you twist the handles a half-turn it means that tilting forward and backwards is no longer reversed at least. I guess you could also pass the handles over the top and that would fix the up and down too. I didn't think of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post Godzilla vs Pac-man
Ronseal
 (gijoel, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.
Everyone knows Pac Man isn't a robot. He's Zeus' left testicle.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
All done in After Effects?
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely done
Scale seems to change a lot though - the Pac overturning cars seems considerably smaller to how it looks later on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Pump it up
Die neue single Andreas Gabalier feat. Arnold Schwarzenegger
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
I only managed a minute of that
 (Sherbs, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You get the impression that he commissioned this himself

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post CRINGE

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is terrible
Don't start wanking
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
*zips back up*
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Brass against the machine
nice tune to blow out the cobwebs in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the comments on YT for this...
"I was tired when I watched this, now I want to smash the government! "
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sat 8 Jun 2019, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry that you chose
to spit into plumbing instead of learning an instrument with strings, but you can't play with the cool rock kids.

Oompah-pah.
 (835Rocks, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Prince Ali (He needs a wee) I made this!
I made this childish parody song for my son, perhaps some kids you know might like it too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just brilliant
Urine a league of your own
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Straight to number one!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A musical triumph of mind over bladder

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't go against the wall, Just take off down the hall,
There's a bathroom on the right.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks guys
I know I'm no Urethra Franklin, but it's not too bad
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're on a par with Piss de Burgh though.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Tingle on immigration
I was in the middle of a documentary about the Chain Home stations of radar when suddenly I thought about this. I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a link post Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy on This Is Your Life
This is The only time they appeared together on live television.

Episode aired 1 December 1954.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post Brad Pitt in Space
Looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post BRAAAAAP.
Too much action :(
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.
This is the sequel to Space Cowboys?
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post Who will rescue us from the rescuers?
Pretty self-explanatory, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Just saw this on 'the root'.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post As if breaking your hip isn't bad enough.
She must have been absolutely terrified.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lord
She is (was?) 74, too.

Eeeep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She was apparently just dizzy and nauseous, no harm done.
In other news, someone popped Trumpbaby.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's this one again...
b3ta.com/links/1518358

Mad as fook.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is that Spinny lady or Trump Popper Lady?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump popper. The same wingnut that was harassing a Brexiteer MP for not being quite Brexity enough whilst he was being interviewed by the beeb.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh right. She sounds a bit care in the community to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is Borderline Personality disorder
As a qualified care in the community case myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure there's anything borderline about it

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post the later
Well at least she seems to have stopped trying to kill herself now that she feels she has a sense of purpose in her life.

Click for video

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Someone's going to have to explain "based" to me aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't know what I expected, but I shouldn't have been surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's where
you have to be tilted more than 45 degrees before your centre of gravity crosses over the pivot.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post When not preceded by the word "free"
which seems to me to be the case here...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure we're all winners in this scenario.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a second mini-one, apparently.
twitter.com/TrumpBabyUK/status/1136178019834486784
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post And she also managed to stab herself
Ace
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Amy doesn't care
she's based
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha I'm all tingly.
 (loci, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Should help prevent fluid build up at the broken hip nicely.
Probably made her head and feet bigger though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a spin doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm a locum
otive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
pft
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be one for the H&S training video.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the best bit is at the end,
When they clearly decide 'fuck it' and head back
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post https://imgur.com/gallery/lODakqC

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post it's taken 70 years but Prince Charles has actually done something
Sounds like Trump didn't understand a word of it, but still
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad that's fixed everything then

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a stopped clock and all that
I know Trump's arguments are often stupid and that's not news, I particularly hate the shifting focus onto China.

Yeah they're terrible on climate change but also we've outsourced loads of industry there. It's a supply chain, we're all culpable.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as the 'immigrants taking our jobs' shit
The companies involved outsourced the jobs away to cheaper countries, I've watched it happen from within.
They outsource energy/pollution too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Heaven forbid anyone should criticise an authoritarian and undemocratic regime with an appalling record on the environment and human rights.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post China is quite bad too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, it's pronounced...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post well done for purpolsely missing the point
China is an authoritarian hellhole but what I mean is focusing on China for being shit on climate change when we buy all their stuff is blame shifting.

There's two in any transaction and both parties have levels of responsibility for the whole supply chain.

The West could improve China by refusing to buy product that didn't conform to whatever standards we like.

But we don't do that, we like cheap stuff and then to go "it's not our fault."
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post There's plenty of dictatorships, but it's China's social credits system that scares me
It's a sinister and horribly effective way of censorship and suppressing dissent. I fear if left unchallenged it will form a blueprint that other countries follow in a dystopian future
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jun 2019, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF is a "Clean Climate"
Trump really does know fuck all about fuck all
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thank God we've got British royalty
to bend his ear for 90 minutes. Is there anything British aren't top experts on
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 7:25, Reply)
This is a link post Can you recognise the facial features of these celebrity chefs? I made this!
I've not posted on here in an age but this thing I made while looking at face detedtion apis seems appropriate.
 (bill g christmas, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very bad at this game
until I realised if I just answered NO I'm mostly right. Hooray.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there some obscure joke about Keith Floyd?
Cos there seem to be a fair few photos that aren't him, that say they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that’s a mistake
It just adds the first 50 or so results from google images. I think some of them might be from his funeral, which is a bit grim.

Shame cos the pictures of him in his prime are excellent.
 (bill g christmas, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Cat has a deep voice.
Probably GC given the number of views. Still unsure whether real or not.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Jun 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
But can it sing?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIJ7wTyf6I4
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Jun 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Could this be the cat for Pedro?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sosFm1cwwkk
Its eyes are so far apart.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Jun 2019, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake
*wanks anyway*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 4 Jun 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post If in doubt crack one out

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Jun 2019, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Say 'Hi'"
"No"

I'm going to say fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a very good fake if it is

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 5 Jun 2019, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post GET OFF THE BLOODY WORKTOP!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with having your unattended lasagne scent marked?

(97800, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It might produce a feline-equine culinary sensation

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds fake as fuck
but the write up on YouTube is all very sincere talking about the medical condition that caused it - I dunno
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If sulphur hexaflouride can be real
then why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Jun 2019, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake miaows
www.snopes.com/fact-check/cat-unusually-deep-voice/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted it to be true.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you glad there's one less cat suffering from that undignified affliction?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Jun 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as it wasn't in pain and could cope with the giggling.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that too.
My guess was their larynx simply isn't large enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Jun 2019, 15:09, Reply)

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