never really had any any scale before but he's barely up to the door handle
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̶c̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶p̶
cat flap
cunt flap
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:31, Share, Reply)
cat flap
cunt flap
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strike though not working for me :(
spelling the word through not working for me
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:33, Share, Reply)
spelling the word through not working for me
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:33, Share, Reply)
Ronnie Corbett's looking surprisingly well, not quite so affable IRL though.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:01, Share, Reply)
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A friend smashed their kid in the face with a frisbee today...
... and it reminded of this.
Glasscock says No.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:26, Share, Reply)
... and it reminded of this.
Glasscock says No.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:26, Share, Reply)
I commend your friends robust parenting strategy.
(Add apostrophe to taste.)
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:37, Share, Reply)
(Add apostrophe to taste.)
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:37, Share, Reply)
Could have been worse.
An Aerobee would have cleaved him from gullet to gusset.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:59, Share, Reply)
An Aerobee would have cleaved him from gullet to gusset.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Adidas loses EU bid to extend three-stripe trademark
The court said the mark was not a pattern but an “ordinary figurative mark” and it was not relevant to take into account specific uses involving colors.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:12, Share, Reply)
The court said the mark was not a pattern but an “ordinary figurative mark” and it was not relevant to take into account specific uses involving colors.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:12, Share, Reply)
Surely, it's a good thing for them.
They can now get that Slav squatter look for less money.
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 0:40, Share, Reply)
They can now get that Slav squatter look for less money.
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 0:40, Share, Reply)
tempting but i'm currently bidding on london bridge so cant commit
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:54, Share, Reply)
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£250,000 seems a small price to pay for the chance to wear a Kriegsmarine Captain's uniform to parties
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:48, Share, Reply)
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rather odd, my comment seems to have vapourised
perhaps I breached the "no mentioning the Kriegsmarine" board policy
( , Fri 21 Jun 2019, 2:56, Share, Reply)
perhaps I breached the "no mentioning the Kriegsmarine" board policy
( , Fri 21 Jun 2019, 2:56, Share, Reply)
Pretty sweet.
They're selling 3 of the 4 König class battleships. I'm given to understand they were all scuttled in 1919.
I'm particularly amused by the "Frequently bought together" section. While I imagine the only time they've ever actually been bought, it was certainly together, the frequency at which that happens can be at most about 0.0000000003 hertz.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:54, Share, Reply)
They're selling 3 of the 4 König class battleships. I'm given to understand they were all scuttled in 1919.
I'm particularly amused by the "Frequently bought together" section. While I imagine the only time they've ever actually been bought, it was certainly together, the frequency at which that happens can be at most about 0.0000000003 hertz.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:54, Share, Reply)
I'm pleased to see
that they will post to the UK and the US
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 4:53, Share, Reply)
that they will post to the UK and the US
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 4:53, Share, Reply)
Here's a podcast which talks about the origins of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys.
I made this!
I talked to them a while ago but it came out yesterday, which is good timing given the recent surge of Spongmonkery. Anyway, it's lovely and well worth a listen if you're interested in this stuff.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:22, Share, Reply)
I talked to them a while ago but it came out yesterday, which is good timing given the recent surge of Spongmonkery. Anyway, it's lovely and well worth a listen if you're interested in this stuff.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:22, Share, Reply)
Thankfully they hired you.
A lot of agencies would've just ripped it off.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:19, Share, Reply)
A lot of agencies would've just ripped it off.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:19, Share, Reply)
I've always found this species to be blind to good things.
B3ta is no exception. I thought it would quickly be populated by masses of new users. And here we are 15 years later with a relatively small group. Go figure. The human primate just doesn't know a good thing when it hits them. But then it's nice being a small group of enthusiasts.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 22:25, Share, Reply)
B3ta is no exception. I thought it would quickly be populated by masses of new users. And here we are 15 years later with a relatively small group. Go figure. The human primate just doesn't know a good thing when it hits them. But then it's nice being a small group of enthusiasts.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 22:25, Share, Reply)
Warren
2 days ago
There was no attempt to follow the laws of physic
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:50, Share, Reply)
You'd like the rest of the rides...
.... it is from the Centrifuge Brain Project by Till Nowak.
https://vimeo.com/58293017
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:07, Share, Reply)
.... it is from the Centrifuge Brain Project by Till Nowak.
https://vimeo.com/58293017
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:07, Share, Reply)
Another anniversary
NSFW
30 years old today! Marking as NSFW as I can't remember if there are any F-bombs in it.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12, Share, Reply)
30 years old today! Marking as NSFW as I can't remember if there are any F-bombs in it.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12, Share, Reply)
I award this post five squillion Ultra-Mega-Brill© points.
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Scrapper Blackwell - Nobody wants You when you're down and out.
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*spoiler alert *
He falls off the side of a pool table and explodes.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:17, Share, Reply)
He falls off the side of a pool table and explodes.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:17, Share, Reply)
Soon to be available in silicone rubber.
Under the 'Gere' brand.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:31, Share, Reply)
Under the 'Gere' brand.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:31, Share, Reply)
Got three minutes in
It’s either a parody, or a phantasmagorical pile of ultrabollocks. Didn’t stick around to find out which.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:47, Share, Reply)
It’s either a parody, or a phantasmagorical pile of ultrabollocks. Didn’t stick around to find out which.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:47, Share, Reply)
this is the kind of shite that a lot of churches are lapping up
The NAR movement is totally down with all this New-Age stuff and has conflated it with Christianity. I'm rather hoping that the Evangelical church will eat itself from within as a result (prays really hard (oh fuck; prayer is useless and I don't believe in it))
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:45, Share, Reply)
The NAR movement is totally down with all this New-Age stuff and has conflated it with Christianity. I'm rather hoping that the Evangelical church will eat itself from within as a result (prays really hard (oh fuck; prayer is useless and I don't believe in it))
( , Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:45, Share, Reply)
Ambient floaty niceness, goes quite well with the rain and hay fever I reckon
I made this!
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( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:30, Share, Reply)
Ooh
It's been a long time since I've listened to your stuff! Great job, well done! :o)
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:45, Share, Reply)
It's been a long time since I've listened to your stuff! Great job, well done! :o)
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:45, Share, Reply)
My Spongmonkies pop up in the collective consciousness again, as they do from time to time
I made this!
link is to a huffpost article about them, which mentions b3ta obviously
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:45, Share, Reply)
link is to a huffpost article about them, which mentions b3ta obviously
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:45, Share, Reply)
To this day the Mrs. will exclaim "they got a pepper bar" when we see a quiznos.
Of course one case of food poisoning meant We'll never eat there again.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:16, Share, Reply)
Of course one case of food poisoning meant We'll never eat there again.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:16, Share, Reply)
This site has oozed a curious poison into the world over the years.
A benign poison, but hard to describe, and totally unjustified.
You should be proud to have been such a large part of that :)
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:42, Share, Reply)
A benign poison, but hard to describe, and totally unjustified.
You should be proud to have been such a large part of that :)
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:42, Share, Reply)
Yay! 'Ahead of their time" is right.
It's Quiznos' loss that they didn't appreciate the genius of the spong.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24, Share, Reply)
It's Quiznos' loss that they didn't appreciate the genius of the spong.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24, Share, Reply)
Even better than being voted one of the worst adverts of all time
By WatchMojo (who can't pronounce "spong")
Didn't realise the plural was "spongmonkies" - I consider myself educated.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:54, Share, Reply)
By WatchMojo (who can't pronounce "spong")
Didn't realise the plural was "spongmonkies" - I consider myself educated.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:54, Share, Reply)
Apparently, the brand’s ad firm received a clip of Veitch’s “We Like the Moon” from his site rathergood.com and “decided it was perfect for a new campaign."
Something in this sentence conjures images of a lot of cocaine and some Nathan Barley type characters talking at each other
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 2:34, Share, Reply)
I gotta admit,
during my student days, rathergood.com was a common go-to entertainment source when we were all absolutely bolloxed.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:50, Share, Reply)
during my student days, rathergood.com was a common go-to entertainment source when we were all absolutely bolloxed.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:50, Share, Reply)
I enjoyed Blode a lot.
And I still lament the take down of Thomas the Wank Engine.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:43, Share, Reply)
And I still lament the take down of Thomas the Wank Engine.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:43, Share, Reply)
Stop what you're doing and listen to this
I was trying to find a video of a metallophone and found this. Stan Tomlinson treats you to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR classics in this video. Don't say I never give you anything.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59, Share, Reply)
I was trying to find a video of a metallophone and found this. Stan Tomlinson treats you to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR classics in this video. Don't say I never give you anything.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59, Share, Reply)
Real Power Talk
I made this!
I've been making this comedy series as a sort of midlife crisis. This is the first episode that we've been able to put online.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:29, Share, Reply)
I've been making this comedy series as a sort of midlife crisis. This is the first episode that we've been able to put online.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:29, Share, Reply)
Is there life after football?
I made this!
This has comedy and BAME casting with a whole range of ages.
So even if you don’t like football there’s something in this for everyone. Unfortunately though, men wrote it.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:02, Share, Reply)
This has comedy and BAME casting with a whole range of ages.
So even if you don’t like football there’s something in this for everyone. Unfortunately though, men wrote it.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:02, Share, Reply)
If you use this link it embeds and everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pq1-haYv7w
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:29, Share, Reply)
He really needs holding to task over this despite his change of heart.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0CGc9DdwQ&t=0m57s
For an earlier example of his idiocy.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:22, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0CGc9DdwQ&t=0m57s
For an earlier example of his idiocy.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:22, Share, Reply)
Sandy Hook Victims lawyers asked for all Infowars emails
So infowars sent the entire dump of all their email servers since like forever. In the past some jerks had sent emails to infowars accounts containing child porn. So the dump contained child porn.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:50, Share, Reply)
So infowars sent the entire dump of all their email servers since like forever. In the past some jerks had sent emails to infowars accounts containing child porn. So the dump contained child porn.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:50, Share, Reply)
as other conspiracy theorist react when challenged, this is essentially answering one claim by making a lot of other unsubstantiated claims
-that the child porn on Jones computers was only derived from other people unwanted emails
-that the child porn sent to the victims only took the form of forwarded emails from unwanted trolls, something the victims have not acknowledged
-and that Jones himself is not claiming inadvertent disclosure as part of a release of emails in discovery, which would be the standard explanation for the above, but that his lawyer had "deliberately set him up". He claims his lawyer "planted" the evidence, which contradicts your defence of him.
So do you have anything which corroborates your claims, as I read some articles this morning which made no mention of emails, other than self-confessed liar Jones himself? Or was it something you heard on these rightwing message boards?
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:21, Share, Reply)
-that the child porn on Jones computers was only derived from other people unwanted emails
-that the child porn sent to the victims only took the form of forwarded emails from unwanted trolls, something the victims have not acknowledged
-and that Jones himself is not claiming inadvertent disclosure as part of a release of emails in discovery, which would be the standard explanation for the above, but that his lawyer had "deliberately set him up". He claims his lawyer "planted" the evidence, which contradicts your defence of him.
So do you have anything which corroborates your claims, as I read some articles this morning which made no mention of emails, other than self-confessed liar Jones himself? Or was it something you heard on these rightwing message boards?
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:21, Share, Reply)
I got in an online argument with one jones supporter a few months back, and it was like trying to nail jelly to the wall
I'm possibly overcompensating for that by arcing up here
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:57, Share, Reply)
I'm possibly overcompensating for that by arcing up here
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:57, Share, Reply)
it's the tantalising prospect that lends the situation its erotic frisson
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:28, Share, Reply)
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I read it as 'flies'
and imagined in montage fashion Alex Jones spending months cruelly training flies to carry tiny obscene images.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:02, Share, Reply)
and imagined in montage fashion Alex Jones spending months cruelly training flies to carry tiny obscene images.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:02, Share, Reply)
YouTube once recommended me an
interview with him and David Lynch, as their way of trying to radicalise me.
David Lynch was more of a truther than I'd imagine, but Alex Jones seemed to actually be a fan and had a genuine interest in his films. I mean, it was still a shit interview, but odd to hear him show an interest in the arts.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:38, Share, Reply)
interview with him and David Lynch, as their way of trying to radicalise me.
David Lynch was more of a truther than I'd imagine, but Alex Jones seemed to actually be a fan and had a genuine interest in his films. I mean, it was still a shit interview, but odd to hear him show an interest in the arts.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:38, Share, Reply)
often characters like that know it's a charade. He admitted as much in his divorce proceeding
He might be a sensible (if fairly unethical) bloke with normal tastes, who discovered he could monetise rabid conspiracy theory.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 4:05, Share, Reply)
He might be a sensible (if fairly unethical) bloke with normal tastes, who discovered he could monetise rabid conspiracy theory.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2019, 4:05, Share, Reply)
Do not draw a penis
Draw whatever you want.. as long as it's not a penis.. it will know, it's got AI and everything
(also have sound turned on)
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:18, Share, Reply)
Draw whatever you want.. as long as it's not a penis.. it will know, it's got AI and everything
(also have sound turned on)
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:18, Share, Reply)
This is amazing
It can recognise my penis within seconds. Something no other machine has been able to do in the past. The possibilities are endless.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:11, Share, Reply)
It can recognise my penis within seconds. Something no other machine has been able to do in the past. The possibilities are endless.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:11, Share, Reply)
too much lag for me, looks good
What was the whiteboard site/game there used to be a b3ta room on, anyone remember?
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:22, Share, Reply)
What was the whiteboard site/game there used to be a b3ta room on, anyone remember?
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:22, Share, Reply)
I hope this is getting us one step closer
to walls that detect being enhanced by Banksy and then self destruct regardless of any structural damage.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:26, Share, Reply)
to walls that detect being enhanced by Banksy and then self destruct regardless of any structural damage.
( , Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:26, Share, Reply)
My first try it didn't work. It just asked if it was an accurate depiction of a baseball bat.
But after reloading, I drew penis after penis. After about the 5th time, the program takes over and begins drawing penises all on its own. I just sat back and watched. Two pubes per ball is what I saw though. There's room for improvement!
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 2:10, Share, Reply)
But after reloading, I drew penis after penis. After about the 5th time, the program takes over and begins drawing penises all on its own. I just sat back and watched. Two pubes per ball is what I saw though. There's room for improvement!
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 2:10, Share, Reply)
You can draw as many penises as you want, so long as you draw a couple of squares first to throw it off.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:17, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:17, Share, Reply)
It's broken. I drew a fantastic pair of boobs and it said it got excited by my picture of a door :(
( , Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:34, Share, Reply)
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