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This is a normal post To be fair, he normally goes in via the letterbox

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This is a normal post
letterbox cat flap
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This is a normal post ̶c̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶p̶
cat flap
cunt flap
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This is a normal post strike though not working for me :(
spelling the word through not working for me
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This is a normal post Tags have never worked in the subject line

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This is a normal post Ronnie Corbett's looking surprisingly well, not quite so affable IRL though.

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This is a normal post Bit of a Jeremy really.

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This is a normal post Explains everything

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This is a normal post Small man syndrome

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This is a link post A friend smashed their kid in the face with a frisbee today...
... and it reminded of this.

Glasscock says No.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I commend your friends robust parenting strategy.
(Add apostrophe to taste.)
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been worse.
An Aerobee would have cleaved him from gullet to gusset.
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This is a normal post Or Oddjob's hat

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This is a link post Adidas loses EU bid to extend three-stripe trademark
The court said the mark was not a pattern but an “ordinary figurative mark” and it was not relevant to take into account specific uses involving colors.
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This is a normal post A massive blow to the slav squat community.

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely, it's a good thing for them.
They can now get that Slav squatter look for less money.
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This is a link post Forgot your password? I made this!

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

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This is a normal post Ta!

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This is a normal post delightful little gif

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This is a normal post Cheers!

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This is a link post One Previous Owner...
German WW1 ships for sale
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna need some more recent pictures pls

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This is a normal post You'll need an underwater camera

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This is a normal post tempting but i'm currently bidding on london bridge so cant commit

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This is a normal post £250,000 seems a small price to pay for the chance to wear a Kriegsmarine Captain's uniform to parties

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This is a normal post You are Prince Harry AICMFP

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post rather odd, my comment seems to have vapourised
perhaps I breached the "no mentioning the Kriegsmarine" board policy
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sweet.
They're selling 3 of the 4 König class battleships. I'm given to understand they were all scuttled in 1919.

I'm particularly amused by the "Frequently bought together" section. While I imagine the only time they've ever actually been bought, it was certainly together, the frequency at which that happens can be at most about 0.0000000003 hertz.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pleased to see
that they will post to the UK and the US
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This is a normal post Ultimate 'pissed up' ebay purchase

(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gun's never been fired.
Only been sunk once.
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This is a link post Here's a podcast which talks about the origins of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys. I made this!
I talked to them a while ago but it came out yesterday, which is good timing given the recent surge of Spongmonkery. Anyway, it's lovely and well worth a listen if you're interested in this stuff.
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This is a normal post You silly sod.

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep

(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully they hired you.
A lot of agencies would've just ripped it off.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's true, they are good guys

(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always found this species to be blind to good things.
B3ta is no exception. I thought it would quickly be populated by masses of new users. And here we are 15 years later with a relatively small group. Go figure. The human primate just doesn't know a good thing when it hits them. But then it's nice being a small group of enthusiasts.
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This is a link post Weeeee
Thanks but no.
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This is a normal post O_o

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This is a normal post ULTRA GAKE

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This is a normal post
Warren
2 days ago
There was no attempt to follow the laws of physic
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post still nice
and this is still one of my favourites
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post LMAO.
14 hours.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even the end credits are great

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This is a normal post You'd like the rest of the rides...
.... it is from the Centrifuge Brain Project by Till Nowak.

https://vimeo.com/58293017
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This is a link post Another anniversary NSFW
30 years old today! Marking as NSFW as I can't remember if there are any F-bombs in it.
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This is a normal post great band

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I award this post five squillion Ultra-Mega-Brill© points.

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This is a normal post Loved it then: love it now.
Thanks for posting!
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brillent!
Have had Angel Dust on me musicplayer all week.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 5:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it
Scruffy style of playing suits
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This is a link post How to speak English - word pack 2

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This is a link post FPV Micromachines, anyone?

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This is a normal post *spoiler alert *
He falls off the side of a pool table and explodes.
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This is a normal post Soon to be available in silicone rubber.
Under the 'Gere' brand.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *vomit*

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 5:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post double vomit

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got three minutes in
It’s either a parody, or a phantasmagorical pile of ultrabollocks. Didn’t stick around to find out which.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I got to 14 seconds
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This is a normal post I can barely Tolle-rate him!

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This is a normal post Look at the trees

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This is a normal post this is the kind of shite that a lot of churches are lapping up
The NAR movement is totally down with all this New-Age stuff and has conflated it with Christianity. I'm rather hoping that the Evangelical church will eat itself from within as a result (prays really hard (oh fuck; prayer is useless and I don't believe in it))
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of bollocks

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This is a link post Ambient floaty niceness, goes quite well with the rain and hay fever I reckon I made this!

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This is a normal post Ooh

It's been a long time since I've listened to your stuff! Great job, well done! :o)
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This is a normal post
Ta!
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This is a normal post *relaxes*

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Unzips*
Now or never
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely work
Some deep bass mellowness there
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most nice.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a link post My Spongmonkies pop up in the collective consciousness again, as they do from time to time I made this!
link is to a huffpost article about them, which mentions b3ta obviously
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post To this day the Mrs. will exclaim "they got a pepper bar" when we see a quiznos.
Of course one case of food poisoning meant We'll never eat there again.
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This is a normal post Ha!

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOOHOO!!!

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAAHAAA!

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this under Weird News?

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post it should be under Very Important world News

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This site has oozed a curious poison into the world over the years.
A benign poison, but hard to describe, and totally unjustified.

You should be proud to have been such a large part of that :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! 'Ahead of their time" is right.
It's Quiznos' loss that they didn't appreciate the genius of the spong.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur wholeheartedly
quite right!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm toasty
i want one
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post a toaasted spongmonkey?

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even better than being voted one of the worst adverts of all time
By WatchMojo (who can't pronounce "spong")

Didn't realise the plural was "spongmonkies" - I consider myself educated.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post SpongsMonkey

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Apparently, the brand’s ad firm received a clip of Veitch’s “We Like the Moon” from his site rathergood.com and “decided it was perfect for a new campaign."


Something in this sentence conjures images of a lot of cocaine and some Nathan Barley type characters talking at each other


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This is a normal post I gotta admit,
during my student days, rathergood.com was a common go-to entertainment source when we were all absolutely bolloxed.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed Blode a lot.
And I still lament the take down of Thomas the Wank Engine.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Stop what you're doing and listen to this

I was trying to find a video of a metallophone and found this. Stan Tomlinson treats you to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR classics in this video. Don't say I never give you anything.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

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This is a normal post This is what true freedom looks like.

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This is a link post Real Power Talk I made this!
I've been making this comedy series as a sort of midlife crisis. This is the first episode that we've been able to put online.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
preview image gave me cancer.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Is there life after football? I made this!
This has comedy and BAME casting with a whole range of ages.

So even if you don’t like football there’s something in this for everyone. Unfortunately though, men wrote it.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:02, , Reply)
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If you use this link it embeds and everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pq1-haYv7w
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:29, , Reply)
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(also is quite good)
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This is a link post A classy move

(, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really needs holding to task over this despite his change of heart.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0CGc9DdwQ&t=0m57s

For an earlier example of his idiocy.
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This is a normal post Worst Bill Hicks bit ever.

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This is a normal post Sandy Hook Victims lawyers asked for all Infowars emails
So infowars sent the entire dump of all their email servers since like forever. In the past some jerks had sent emails to infowars accounts containing child porn. So the dump contained child porn.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post as other conspiracy theorist react when challenged, this is essentially answering one claim by making a lot of other unsubstantiated claims
-that the child porn on Jones computers was only derived from other people unwanted emails
-that the child porn sent to the victims only took the form of forwarded emails from unwanted trolls, something the victims have not acknowledged
-and that Jones himself is not claiming inadvertent disclosure as part of a release of emails in discovery, which would be the standard explanation for the above, but that his lawyer had "deliberately set him up". He claims his lawyer "planted" the evidence, which contradicts your defence of him.
So do you have anything which corroborates your claims, as I read some articles this morning which made no mention of emails, other than self-confessed liar Jones himself? Or was it something you heard on these rightwing message boards?
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This is a normal post I got in an online argument with one jones supporter a few months back, and it was like trying to nail jelly to the wall
I'm possibly overcompensating for that by arcing up here
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post possibly
possibly not

who knows?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the tantalising prospect that lends the situation its erotic frisson

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post PARK LIFE

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad
I am not the only one to notice it
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok&
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be fun to see how those arguments play out in court.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it as 'flies'
and imagined in montage fashion Alex Jones spending months cruelly training flies to carry tiny obscene images.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube once recommended me an
interview with him and David Lynch, as their way of trying to radicalise me.

David Lynch was more of a truther than I'd imagine, but Alex Jones seemed to actually be a fan and had a genuine interest in his films. I mean, it was still a shit interview, but odd to hear him show an interest in the arts.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post often characters like that know it's a charade. He admitted as much in his divorce proceeding
He might be a sensible (if fairly unethical) bloke with normal tastes, who discovered he could monetise rabid conspiracy theory.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 4:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Do not draw a penis
Draw whatever you want.. as long as it's not a penis.. it will know, it's got AI and everything

(also have sound turned on)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing
It can recognise my penis within seconds. Something no other machine has been able to do in the past. The possibilities are endless.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
machine person
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post too much lag for me, looks good
What was the whiteboard site/game there used to be a b3ta room on, anyone remember?
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This is a normal post isketch anyone?

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the one! Started in 1999!

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This is a normal post I hope this is getting us one step closer
to walls that detect being enhanced by Banksy and then self destruct regardless of any structural damage.
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This is a normal post My first try it didn't work. It just asked if it was an accurate depiction of a baseball bat.
But after reloading, I drew penis after penis. After about the 5th time, the program takes over and begins drawing penises all on its own. I just sat back and watched. Two pubes per ball is what I saw though. There's room for improvement!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't baseball bat
It was "baseball bat". She knew.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can draw as many penises as you want, so long as you draw a couple of squares first to throw it off.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's broken. I drew a fantastic pair of boobs and it said it got excited by my picture of a door :(

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A door with knockers?

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, a big shiny knob.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A cactus? Interesting"
Insert joke about pricks
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This is a normal post You can't tell me what to do; you're not my real dad!

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