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This is a normal post Classic
the way that her child is only a backdrop to her selfie, and those eyebrows!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping they'd opened up comments.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Oct 2019, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody has ever died after not eating from, what-
8 til 3?
Poor little bastard,
THEY SHOULD SUE THE EVERYTHING!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at the state of his mum and judging by his 'long poo'
I'd wager that a tuna sandwich is likely the most nutritional meal that boy would have ever eaten. Fuming.

Some proper Middle-class problems on the next page, too. Poor Indiana, Darcy, Memphis, Phoenix and Lexie.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i DreW Ma BrOwz On MiSeL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Her retelling of the interaction..
...with the school is both bizarre and barely legible..
 (GeeFunk, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the school are being a bit shit really
They did allow a child to not eat at lunchtime. If he doesn't eat tuna They should have offered something else. They don't much care about the complaint and though she looks like the most awful, annoying narcissist she has a point.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you weren't last in that queue, were you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, in my defence
I don't give a fuck about your comment. Does that count?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No. Asking if it counts after you've said it means it doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is flawed logic

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post IDGAF

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks more like a child than he does.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 13 Oct 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Bargain Bin Simulator I made this!
An attempt to recreate the fun of rummaging through a bargain bin for something to listen to.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What no Gary Glitter
On a plus note I found some early Prodigy, score!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary's cover of
House of the Rising Sun was in there for a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post too much stuff that looks vaguely interesting
Need a few volume 2 best of albums and a few tape/cd player cleaning kits
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Something on the Hallmark label.
That's sure to be good.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Oct 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, like going through records in a charity shop and finding stereo music demonstrations
and Ravel's bolero as danced on ice by Torvill and Dean
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post what kind of sandwiches have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Passive aggression as a martial art.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Oct 2019, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice touch with the squashed bug...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post strange anime girl plays one of the hardest caprices
its very fiddly and this is an exemplary rendition
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather good
only a few times where a note sounded a little rough and the 'musicality', for want of a better word, would have benefitted from an emphasis on slightly different notes.

For someone so young, with such a difficult piece, it was very very good.

I hope she goes places.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That top E, 36 bars in was a little sharp I thought.
rest of it wasn't bad
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad
but she’s no lindsey stirling
 (ozof, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Rad
Sounds good in there no doubt.
 (Sherbs, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post the robot devil's in for a shock

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1918 I made this!



Every month I make a mix of original music and other sounds from a year in history. This is the mix where I finally have enough WW1 stuff to put it at the centre of the mix, but there's also plenty of anarchic early jazz to stop it getting too miserable.

Stream, download, tracklist and blog post under the link, also I'll be on Cambridge 105 radio tomorrow at 8pm talking about 1907, just in case you need anything to spoil the mood when you're getting ready to go out clubbing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What if I’m going to a 1907 club night?
Will I feel appropriately spifflicated?
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're taking a risk - after an hour you could be completely sick of 1907.
On the other hand then you'll know the club night was a bad idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Boris wrote a screenplay
all by himself
 Title:
'An air of mincing menace': Boris Johnson laments rejection of film script


 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post If this isn't sufficient grounds for his resignation then I really don't know what is.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmmmm

(97800, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Life imitating satire, again.
If true, it must take a delusional level of confidence to submit that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Oct 2019, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a published author
I mean this exists: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0007198051/
My missus has a copy on the shelf. I've never felt the need to read it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing how these people can fit in this sort of stuff when they're supposed to be being an MP / mayor of London
See also, Nadine Dorries' utterly shit novels about nostalgic nurses
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not like it's a real job or anything

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Tesla was right
Interesting article about sound.

Colours, relate to numbers, relate to sound, relate to form, relate to war, relate to sex, relate to healing, relate to all God vibration!
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you high?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but that's not important right now.

youtu.be/RjVT0MhSNeo
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Just scrolled down to a few posts to see one about Skeksis

This was entirely coincidental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
Carry on...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I had never thought about this before until a few weeks ago...
Do you think that politicians are a bit like Skeksis?
Draining life from people with greed and lies..
 (Sherbs, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post But more importantly...
Did they discover The Brown Note in their research?
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish
youtu.be/M9mB0OGWkYE
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 'brown noise cartoon lol'.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I won’t be buying that album any time soon.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, the first part of that was straight up acoustics...
...the latter part was grade A bollocks...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure about that?
I mean the thumbnail has a red circle in it and everything. That has to count for something, surely!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 8:19, Reply)
This is a link post Other languages’ onomatopoeias
Personal faves so far are Pret is Indonesian for Fart.
Piss is an Italian snake sound.
And ars is how Kazakhs do a lion’s roar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post From this I conclude that
local diets makes farts sound different.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post As anyone who's read manga can attest,
the Japanese have a lot of onomatopoeias, including some for very specific things and many for things that don't make a sound, such as jii (staring) and shiin (silence).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ronronear
You need to say it with the Spanish rolling r sound. It's purring.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there an onomatopoeia
For the sound of peeing, on-a-mat?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Been looking into this, the technology is at least 10 years old, but has been sat on by big Pharma, allegedly...
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 12 Oct 2019, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post Undercover cop saves street preacher from a demon.
Or something. Probably not actually that funny but I had a giggle. Goes on a bit too long.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post More LEGO Robot Scrappage from the weekend.
Great Western Brick Show @ STEAM, The Museum of the Great Western Railway, in sunny and delightful Swindon.

Is there a tick box for 'I made bits of this'?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post So, I drew myself a nice hot bath last night...
and as I sunk below the suds, my mind was suddenly and inexplicably drawn to Michael Winner.

I think (hope) it wasn't a sexual thing; I had previously been listening to Talking Heads - Psycho Killer, so I suspect I had replaced 'psycho killer' with 'Michael Winner' and that's where it stemmed.

Anyway, I don't have to explain myself to you. What I did want to do was unburden myself of the knowledge of Michael Winner, and to remind you all that this was a person who actually existed.

Deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post For me this was his greatest moment
twitter.com/MrMichaelWinner/status/216836779423174657
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to have been very upset about that.
I just hope someone was nearby to tell him to calm down.
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Either that or pointing out just what an arsehole Richard Littlejohn is
youtu.be/RS5S2Dio2_Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The remix was a Winner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xtexlk06T4
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I see 0'07 is still a work of art

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Some people are never satisfied
Bloke gets free boobs and effectively wins the lottery.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Merkin.
No surprises there, then!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's won more like 1000 lotteries.
That award for damages is absurd.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It will probably be reduced to a lifetime supply of bras

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Biglols!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Peekaboo!
Turn the sound on.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Did you see?..
b3ta.com/links/Peekaboo:2
 (Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I need
more stuff like that in my life
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Drunken Bakers in real life
Except not bakers
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We all get bored in our jobs and abuse the stock/property
Isn't this why b3ta exists?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The XMen had a bell in it.
Which makes it better.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Could do with a banging donk

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmm........

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ummm
Nah
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Really Fadge?
I think this is the closest one I have heard. Not one of these court case ones seem to be close. I am thinking of Robin Thicke who apparently just used the vibe of Marvin Gaye, or John Denver and New Order over Run. This one does seem to be really similar so would probably fail in court according to the logic used so far
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Notes are similar but the sequence is different
The note sequence is not uncommon, there's likely other similar ones out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They're playing all the same notes...
not necessarily in the same order...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Compared to John Fogerty being sued for sounding too much like
Creedence Clearwater Revival?

(by the same (dead) twunt who tried to take down The Hobbit in Southampton).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Oct 2019, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's similar.
If you take into account the number of times 350 people have come up with similar/identical jokes on b3ta, it's probably just as well rob bans everyone before they have a chance to post anything.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Like fesshole, but audio
Hi! Long time lurker.

My mate is currently doing this thing (I wasn't sure about the etiquette of clicking "i made this")

it started as an experiment in getting to know instagram, and has somewhat escalated. It's similar to Rob's fesshole, but afaik arrrived at entirely independently - not sure anyone involved in it is a b3tan.

I like it, thought you might too

(Anal cat is amazing)
 (teamsterjr, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Skeksis in the kitchen


(Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hup!

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like Hup!
 (Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post what you gonna do?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post GHOSTBUSTERS!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post There's a dead whale in the Thames!

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 6:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Great excuse for getting out of the speech, sorry I need to shift a dead whale
Awkward timing but as queen one owns these things, big family to feed.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there's some brexit parallel here

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it a thick racist whale?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it wanted to be one of the other type
It was attempting to short the pond.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "I know what I swam up".

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
for real.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post I do not know how to describe this. Search Ron Legarski
Fuck if I know but It's beyond weird Ron has been livecasting for near 24 hours now
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 6:10, Reply)

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