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This is a normal post Nice, I'll take 3!!
According to my Steam Stats I have apparently played Kerbal for 1,912 hours... I'm pretty sure that can't be right.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlikely
That'd just make you a casual.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post And apparently, 2,828 hours playting GTA5
I regret nothing! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a note perfect clickbait headline from 2015
[vague person] has done an [exciting thing] and it's [super]
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The UK has done a Brexit and it's everything you ever wanted

(97800, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post rob has banned everyone from b3ta.com and the results are incredible

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 21 Oct 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post “I remember when this was all fields”
And it is again.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Want!
I’ve recently got back into KSP, having discovered the Steam app for my Mac. I originally gave up on the game when v1.6 broke all my progress. I’ve since spent a few days knocking the save game files into shape for v1.8 and off we go.

I’ve reinstated stations Kerbal Relay and Mun Relay, and have a constellation of mapping and Comms sats in the Kerbin system. Next plan is to reinstate Duna Relay...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 17:29, Reply)
This is a link post Compilation of Hollywood types quotes on hating Marvel movies


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But why?

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 20:54, Reply)
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Because fuck Paul Rudd I guess.

Give it a go, it's better than the description suggests.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Invisible animated Bart Simpson
Hi everyone!. On April, 11, 2018, I uploaded an scene from The Simpsons Season 22 episode "MoneyBart", edited by me in Sony Vegas Pro removing bart from his clothing, giving this hilarious result. Regards! =D.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff, Anthonyb3ta70100!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Invizinips snopsamps are great
:)
 (Paint! Another one lost, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Video of a child undressing?
Modssss!!!
 (97800, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HILARIOUS

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you waited a year?!

(ozof, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post he's not invisible though
because he makes his clothes invisible when he passes his arms in front of them.
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post



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 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Creepy tech innovation.
Not long before the first tactile dick pic
 Title:
Creepy human-like skin makes your phone ticklish and pinchable


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Great. Now people are going to judge you by the colour of your phone's skin.
Does it ever get eczema?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The iPhone psoriasis scandal of 2030.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The 600 series had rubber skin.
We spotted them easily.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is the point of that?
I could see uses of the tech for I dunno maybe burn victims, artificial limbs etc.
But a damn phone cover??
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The worlds first molestable phone might sell well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But moles don't live in a stable

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It is resistant to mole attacks.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "Beware of the deranged, violent mole"
The unpublished final volume of Wind In The Willows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 18:02, Reply)
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Looks like the bio pod from eXistenZ
 (ohidunno, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 9:11, Reply)
This is a link post MASHUP - The Slip Girls - "If You Wanna Breathe My Sulfur"
Spice Girls Vs Slipknot
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that more than I should have

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So Boss!
In my bizarre mind, these combinations are better than the originals!
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 17:44, Reply)
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Deary me ... I really like that :(

And this m.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0bQ7WQF9c
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/P6twq9JS4Wk
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Street life
More musical excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That is, er, remarkable!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilariously shit

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had that level of awareness.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Für Elise on the trumpet.
Brought tears to my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bethel Music School should look into cutting their fees if this is their best work.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That one note, he just really needs to practice that one note.
(Also ragtime without a countermelody sounds wack)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post well it is entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The trumpet has been drinking...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I immediately thought of this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAKentKiGOY
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of
this
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Fur Elise
and fake
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not Für Elise either.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Rondo a la Turka
and fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if she ever shows up she can have it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't add up. I mean, he put two and two together and got that?
I more of a ABBAcus fan anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post But he didn't write "boobies" on them?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post really need to know what melody boobies would spell out now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAQn1JeunU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post Tat Vision Episode 33 Bangles I made this!
This week I go to Barnt Green, there's only one charity shop unfortunately...

Meet one of the tat mongers, part of the live show on the 22nd November.
(mrmenfolk, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Further Late Night Viewing... I made this!
Sinister whimsy for the wretched, composed with an antique gong and a frozen lake. Potential Christmas #1.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post Brexit Halloween Tutorials: Leave vs Remain I made this!
I'm Glitzy Ghost Hunter, the UK's no.1 paranormal expert & beauty vlogger. Here are my 2 Brexitween looks, 1 for Remain (the Remoaner Blues) and 1 for Leave (the Battered Brexit Bride). Which one do you prefer? Has one of these looks completely changed your mind about Brexit? I hope so! :-)
(lifeskillsification, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish all the b3ta brexicunts were still here

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I were as sage and witty as you, Benny love.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful
He'll be coming back at you with hilarious repartee in 3... 2...
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like this
especially the way you're looking over my right shoulder, as though there's someone more interesting to talk to over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post SUBTLE HINT

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Oct 2019, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that to all the spammers

(97800, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 years of doing this and you've got 33 subscribers?
Well done you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 34 now, Dickwad!
EDIT: Apologies, I was going to subscribe to show this young creator some support and give a big eff you to you and your sarcastic message. However, it turns out that I actually subscribed sometime ago so the subscriber count currently stands at 33 as you correctly said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 20 Oct 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, u nob

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Calum Gilhooley Books a Flight

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post love that sketch
This is another great one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx-3trxxFFg
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone down the rabbit hole
www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ST3w3v5Qg
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post G for gnome, genius.
I now have The Avalanches-Flight Tonight stuck in my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post At least the paedos will be the first to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Beware of Pick Pockets
1975 UK Public Information Film
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 18:16, Reply)
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VG. The only time someone's tried to pick my pocket was at the Notting Hill Carnival. He was shite. I suspect the notion that there are highly trained Dickensian gangs of dippers is bullshit, though I hope I'm wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 19 Oct 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post I don't know what's more amazing
The video or the fact that the YouTube comment section is actually gold

(GC but a while ago)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that was quite nice
- and I was ignoring the crap video - until he started to utterly fail to play the fast bit. Then I was sad, because I know a bunch of people who could totally do it better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely gorgeous music, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Just what i needed
Thanks =)
 (Sherbs, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post Girl gets fired, breaks shit (fun at 1m20in)
Got fired Monday, did not break stuff in spite as stuff is fucking inanimate objects.

Getting stuck between HR and Chiefs was not a fun experience.
They can solve their issues on their own now.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, I like her

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *swipes right*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This is badly acted
and unfunny (to me).
Edit: read the text, commiserations. I stand by my joyless fucker shit above, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Joyless
but the best I could find at short being given the notice.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Commiserations.
I prefer to destroy/harm inanimate objects when I'm feeling angry. I've had a bit of trouble with conflict resolution since getting sober. I only seem to have two distinct emotional reactions in those situations - cowering passive acceptance, or uncontrollable seething rage. It's only thanks to inanimate objects (particularly the poor, innocent profile sheet siding of my department) that I've avoided seriously assaulting a member of staff/the public.

I should probably get some psychiatric assistance regarding that. But, by the time I get an opportunity to call my GP, the crisis is over.

Good luck with the job hunt!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I want to move away from dredgers to Offshore or chic cruise sector.

Anybody got a rich uncle with a survey vessel in the Persian Gulf? Anybody?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you don't need to deal with those fuckers again.
As for the video, FEISTY LADY.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
And witty. x
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have resigned a contract or two ago.
I let loyalty get the better of me.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll buy a few mu chords

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post All the rage sir, and we also do them in sandy brown.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Daniel O’Donnell is a dirty slag NSFW

(JauntyArt, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Cover of the Peanuts theme
Bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Maraca is off.
And the duet staccato part is off because of them playing twister.
Apart from that, ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post those shakers are so out of time

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They live in Uncanny Valley.
The way the keyboard player keeps looking over and smiling at nothing is disconcerting after about 15 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Forgot her contacts
She is looking for them.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
and both at the same time

That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I never thought I'd say this,
but can I hear more from Gareth please?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Harp is such a shit instrument

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 19 Oct 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, no no no no no no and no.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 100 million views on their channel
mostly from horny dads, probably
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it's creepy that they're clearly twins and yet
they seem to want to sell the would they / wouldn't they vibe as part of their performance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1527152
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
hate this sort of thing though, really grubby, just average musicians (by professional standards) getting a huge following because of their looks
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right?
I mean, I splat my moobs out for video and what do I get? A lifetime ban from Sainsburys
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 20 Oct 2019, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Din0 I made this!
I sometimes get accused of not being "indie" enough. So here's a "proper" indie game... it's even got a zero in the title, so you know it's indie.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You're late
And now I'm pissed
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Quelle surprise

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post its still early for me
but same.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 23:53, Reply)

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