Confident hose handling from Naomi.
The next ad begins with her spilling sawdust down her top...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Nov 2019, 22:01,
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Dutch sounds like such a difficult language
but they do generate a lot of spit,
which is a good thing for ladies like Naomi.
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I....
I don't think any other comment has made me laugh quite that much
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 0:36,
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She has a good couple of assets there..
..drills of course...
youtu.be/ZRNrgvmxX7k
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Some impressive wand action there!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 21:24,
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Jackie Denardo
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: youtu.be/AZExMw-MVpo
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Had to pause 6 seconds before the end
Loss of vision was imminent!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 20 Nov 2019, 18:05,
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He's fine
He always makes sure to wear his safety tie when working with dangerous equipment.
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In other news, photonicinduction hasn't posted anything in a couple of years.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 Nov 2019, 10:19,
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Found this
www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/photonicinduction-and-wife-being-tortured-by-the-home-office/
Video has been made private though, not looking good.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Nov 2019, 15:09,
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Well that's a fair bit more bleak than I was imagining.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 Nov 2019, 16:24,
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www.reddit.com/r/electricians/comments/amtyqc/for_those_who_may_have_been_concerned_about_the/
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Oh good, that's more encouraging, especially if he is with his wife.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Nov 2019, 18:47,
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Looking forward to his next video then.
That big tyre with spikes looks very dangerous though.
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That's marvellous
Now I want to make a Millenium Falcon version.
Then I'd realise I need some chickens.
But I'd have sobered up before either of those happen, so please ignore my incoherent ramblings.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 22:44,
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What's inside?
A cloacal probe? A TV screen showing episodes of the Eggs Files?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Nov 2019, 6:36,
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Haha - my bantums would love this.
Remember, it's all fun and games until they get the thing airborne...
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Brexit - It's As Simple As Tea
I made this!
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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 16:29,
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cup of tea?
"Not for me thanks"
"You remoaner, traitor, snowflake cunt"
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Your allegory is total fucking shit.
If you offer someone a cup of tea, they say 'yes', and then change their mind in the time it takes to make said cup of tea, they are a cunt.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:01,
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And I shall shove the hot, wet tea bag up your left nostril.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:29,
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And up your nose they shall go.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:21,
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The only holes left that weren't hideously stretched through overuse, and now you've ruined those too :(
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Cooked in a wok
and scooped up in oven gloves...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:03,
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What if they were told the tea would be quickly available?
Without realising you were only just planting it, it might take years and you had to negotiate for a kettle/cups/spoons to be made later on.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:37,
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An augmented reality oriami cootchie catcher
I made this!
A japanese fortune teller even, origami, witht he images that are undrer the flaps revealed as augmented.
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Reading this made me feel like I'd had a stroke.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 13:40,
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Sweary Scrooge Does Children In Need
NSFW
I made this!
Bit late for Children In Need but plenty in time For Christmas. NSFW due to multiple Scroogey Sweariness.
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Chasbo Zelena - Crazy Love
I'm pretty sure he never posted this......It is quite brilliant.
I have played it quite frequently since findIng it.
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Deepfakers
Title:
Deepfake Roundtable: Cruise, Downey Jr., Lucas & More - The Streaming Wars | Above the Line
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You know that moment when the magic mushrooms begin to kick in, and everything starts to look a bit fucking off.
That's this video in a nutshell. George Lucas looks particularly odd. The tech does not work well with moving subjects. Yet.
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It helps
if you find body doubles that have bodies slightly close to the ones you are trying to copy, rather than much fatter or padded out with an obvious cushion. Or the same sex. Lucas really seems to me like a woman trying, but failing, to be a bloke.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 10:51,
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He actually the same guy who is doing Jeff Goldblum
That's why they're at opposite ends of the table and don't really interact. Look at their chins and necks (and the video description).
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 11:23,
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I can't stop watching this
It's Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 23:00,
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That is perfect slapstick timing right there.
I feel Trump is about to say "Wiseguy eh?" and then slap the guy next to him while the Korean officer bends to tie his laces.
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Kim is anxiously awaiting his turn
It looks like that guy has smaller hands than Trump. Maybe all fascists have small hands. Time to start checking.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 13:55,
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Mine are rather slender, but I have a huge span.
Make of that what you will.
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You pass the examination.
Not a fascist.
Next!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 16:12,
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I had that exact meal in Jamie's Italian, Guildford, on October 14th 2010.
Weirdly, I remember it very clearly because I'd only ever been through Guildford before, so it was the first, and only, time I'd ever actually stopped and eaten in the town.
It was shit. I forget who I was with. A friend of a friend or summat.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:09,
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Da-yum!
Technical shedding by Dayum, with the notation.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 21:35,
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Tammy and the T-Rex
In October 1993, filmmaker Stewart Raffill had two weeks to think of something to do with an eight-foot animatronic dinosaur offered to him by an associate.
His resulting movie, a bizarre sci-fi comedy titled Tammy and the T-Rex, has since become a cult classic.
Title:
Tammy and the T-Rex was the wild Nineties B-movie that put Paul Walker’s brain into a dinosaur
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better than Jurassic park
better than the new ones, that's for sure
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Starting to get
to proper speeds.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 2:59,
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I was thinking about this earlier. There's probably only been 5 cars that have gone faster than 600 mph - Richard Noble has been involved with three of them, and Craig Breedlove the other two.
Also I believe they've packed up for the year now, awaiting installation of the rocket motor.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 10:28,
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I think I've read about this before
It involves not as much death as you might think.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 10:57,
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Also the SMI Motivator / Budweiser Rocket Car
Claimed to have reached Mach 1 but not officially recognised.
I remember seeing the video as a kid - I think he gets to about 600mph on the main motor and then lights up a Sidewinder rocket motor - alas the camera is at a distance and poor quality by today's standards but it was awesome at the time. The driver said that starting the Sidewinder motor felt like being hit on the back the head with a baseball bat!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:11,
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Only those two?
Happy to ignore the Budweiser Rocket, but wasn’t Blue Flame’s record over 600mph?
Unless Breedlove was involved in that in a way I wasn’t aware of of course.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 19:02,
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So I may have missed a couple
Also on further reading, Wingfoot Express 2 and Green Monster also peaked over 600, so fuck me I guess.
Edit: And Aussie Invader 3...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:05,
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5mph short of Thrust 2
Careless.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 9:49,
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Yes but no.
They would have needed a two way average for it to count Ah AH AH.
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Nodules
I made this!
Continuing to pick up shite swag so you don't have to.
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