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This is a link post This guy made a great Rube Goldberg Device
...
 (FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 3 May 2020, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Smooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 3 May 2020, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post All you need is a litttle imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 May 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Just as bad
...but with a smarter sounding accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when the queue to get into Waitrose is simply ghastly.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 May 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Spare a thought for those struggling to get gear atm.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 May 2020, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post a friend's mum has just died because she worked in a care home without enough PPE

meanwhile my fucking cousin along with a bunch of cunts and their fucking social media sponsors aren't getting enough narcissistic supply so they decide to create a fucking scene.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em in the ear.
 (stubhuman, Sun 3 May 2020, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post With a rusty fencepost.
Wrapped in rustier (new word) barbed wire.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 3 May 2020, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah. Rusterierer.
 (stubhuman, Sun 3 May 2020, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't take guns into government buildings.
We have that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 May 2020, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
TYRANNY!!!!!!

Because Pret is shut.


Lets hope they all fucking die horribly.
 (ohidunno, Sun 3 May 2020, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
'tis a well-known fact that the whole of world war one was a conspiracy to limit pub opening hours. Drink up sheeple!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 4 May 2020, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Death stalks Florida
Covidiots celebrate beach opening.
(gijoel, Sat 2 May 2020, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean who hasn't thought of going past an old people's home dressed as the grim reaper.
I've even got a real scythe.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What would be better is someone going round inside one of these, with loads of red triangle bits stuck all over the outside
Flattening sandcastles and spoiling the view

 (97800, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Florida, someone would shoot you

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 3 May 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post A bullet proof ball is required in the America.

(Sherbs, Mon 4 May 2020, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Total burqa.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's not even a SLIGHTLY challenging wank. Come on. Must do better.
 (GeeFunk, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post Chat app I made this!
In a bid to learn VueJS, I built this (very) basic chat app. Bear in mind it stores and displays everything.
yetichat




 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 May 2020, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post They've finished Binky!
Oh, no, wait, they haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just one more bracket........
It'll never be finished
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 May 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
They’ve actually made an exciting amount of progress in the last few episodes, and fewer than the usual amounts of brackets have been involved
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sat 2 May 2020, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My brain can handle many concepts
but how gearboxes work is not included anywhere in them.

That is just magic. Pure magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "Reassembly is a reversal of dismantling."
*Memetic agent deployed*
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 May 2020, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There are probably many more brackets to be made
And I will watch every single one of them. I almost don't want it to end.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good and the reviews are brilliant.
Definitely not what I need to see right now though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough...
Neko Ramen Taisho, maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 May 2020, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Child exploitation, abuse, homelessness, street violence {:'-(

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post But on the plus side, cats snogging!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 May 2020, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yiff Yiff!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean?
Child exploitation, abuse, homelessness, street violence is the plus side!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting choice of preview pic.
Or is that just the most recent view from one of your hidden cameras?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 2 May 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe...
Could've been worse...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 May 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no, not the toilet cam

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 May 2020, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No complaints from me.
It's the first time a tan line has turned me on.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 May 2020, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason it made
me think of this
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent film
Highly recommended
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post More London protest plonkers


(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 2 May 2020, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of twats

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 2 May 2020, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Covidiots.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 May 2020, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post who are these people,
and how did they come to be like this?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 2 May 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thick Cunts
Social Media
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fair observation

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit means brexit

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking idiots
Freeman of the lands I bet. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
There's an old bloke shouting that he doesn't consent to being arrested, and another insisting that the police aren't enforcing a law - only an Act of Parliament.

Shitheads, the lot of 'em.

First post in ages. Hello again.
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Sat 2 May 2020, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice lurking welcome back

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 May 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post FREE JULIAN ASDANGE

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post These people are in the right, it is the far right Tory Trumpian government that is wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 2 May 2020, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid thing to protest about anyway.
Some excellent social distancing displayed.

Oh look, Icke is off YouTube too
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52517797
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like watching ghosts. And the ghosts of their loved ones.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 2 May 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like a crowd for hire to me.
 (stubhuman, Sat 2 May 2020, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So
Immediately after having a group hug because 'virus, he instructs the police to 'stay back' because 'virus'.

If this is not satire, or an attempt to put the satire business out of business, then these people are either idiots or choose to not think about their actions any more than the most gullible of propaganda puppets.

They give being human a bad name.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And also
do they want to end lockdown, or do they want people to stay 2m apart?

What a bunch of idiotic fucking stupid twats.

They just want a reason to be angry about something and this is all they can think of, fucking idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post More painting timelapse from the Invisible Witch I made this!
- not that witch is really the female form of wizard, except in Rowling's potty school.

Anyway, she done did another painting, filmed it and put it on the tubes for all you lovely people to look at.

I'm clicking "I made this" because I do all the cooking round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 2 May 2020, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Award-winning short movie about cheese rolling
Vimeo link.
20 minute movie, has been made available for free due to some virus thing. IMDB page here.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 2 May 2020, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've never forgotten Paul Kaye as Mike Strutter describing this "a bunch of country cousin fuckers chasing a cheese down a hill"
 (ohidunno, Sat 2 May 2020, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather see
a bunch of hill country cheese fuckers chasing a cousin down
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not often impressed by prank calls
But that was joyous - the guy on the receiving end sounded like his day had been hugely improved.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 2 May 2020, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiny Tim is ace. He has his own youtube channel.
Check out the latest one where he phones a nail technician. It's hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 2 May 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Twin Peaks theme by animals


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ that is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 2 May 2020, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Really well done
Bonus, my cat joined in (off key as usual).
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Dad
pulmonary embolism due to corona.
This was his favorite.
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 2 May 2020, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2020, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry dude

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post =/
Love to you and family
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Condolences to you all.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 2 May 2020, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss.
A sad end to the awful uncertainty.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sincerest condolences - so sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 2 May 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So sorry.
Beat wishes.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 3 May 2020, 2:12, Reply)
This is a link post damn you 2020
Sam LLoyd has died
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 2 May 2020, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A shame, but unfortunately not a surprise
His singing on this was excellent.
youtu.be/8oXMVyWSH6c
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 2 May 2020, 7:36, Reply)
This is a link post Supermarionation series
Produced in current circumstances
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2020, 1:44, Reply)
This is a link post Nellie The Elephant (Toy Dolls)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 1 May 2020, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, they don't make 'em like that any more
Thank fuck.
 (The Ghost of Fungus Past, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And you're a slag too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFyRhgCvqaU
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 2 May 2020, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see they're back making music again fairly recently?
Producer dude named Max Tundra has put their vocal talent to work. It isn't terrible.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarrely, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it was a comeback no-one was expecting.
To be fair it's really just Max Tundra's outrageously quirky electro-pop with 2 ladies who can sing pretty well.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the Pet Shop Boys?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post she said 'pretty'

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. I read it as "down a".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Also,
In retrospect I kinda think it's one of the most hardcore things that happened at that festival. A couple of teenage girls went out in front of a crowd they new was hostile, and sang the shit they knew was going to wind all the rockers and metal heads up.

And when the bottles of piss went flying they had a "fuck you" attitude and kept singing. How many pussy indie bands of that time would have had a strop and flounced? Hardcore.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post (Secretly agrees but would have been one of the blokes holding up the "BOLLOCKS" sign).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that being the line the NME took at the time.
Hardly a radical revision of history.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 2 May 2020, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I never much read NME to be honest,
But it sounds like it wasn't completely shit.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 2 May 2020, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not completely, but mostly.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They were kids and didn't fully understand what was going on
But; it is like putting a protestant flute band to play at an Irish funeral.
They have the "right" to be there, but, at the same time, they have no right to be there.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the religious sectarianism analogy is a bit toppy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 2 May 2020, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they were pretty self-aware.
Their interviews were always amusing, hence why they got adopted by the NME et al.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 May 2020, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to decide who actually deserved it.


Probably Ian Brown.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 May 2020, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Limp Bizkit. By miles. Arseholes.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 May 2020, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote for Limp Bizkit and Black Eyed Peas
And anything left over on the final day for Baby Bird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Embrace.
It should all be delivered unto Embrace
 (stubhuman, Sat 2 May 2020, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I understand, they thought being bottled off stage was pretty fucking funny.
And they're right!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 2 May 2020, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember them pointing out that
they just got a shower backstage, leaving the audience as the ones covered in piss and beer for the rest of the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 May 2020, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Toxic masculinity is cool, everyone says so.
I'd totally like to be part of a baying mob of white men throwing bottles of piss at two teenage girls, that'd show 'em!
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 2 May 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't black men allowed in this baying mob?
What about women?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 2 May 2020, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you watched the clip?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 2 May 2020, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post By all accounts, they took it better than Kevin 'Dexys' Rowland did the previous year.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 May 2020, 17:46, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Coloring Pixels I made this!
Send this to someone who's shielding today... it'll give them something to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 1 May 2020, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post you really did pass your time well with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 May 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The relaxing game that makes you ANGRY!
:-D
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 2 May 2020, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost perfect
but then you violated the 3PPB protocol.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 2 May 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sending it to my Nana
She's preferred them shaved since the war.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Saves getting pubes stuck under her dentures.
That's what she told me anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post The bizarrely British applause for their healthcare workers I made this!
How long will the clapping / pot banging go on for?

Now Nigel Farage has got in on the act, can we maybe call it a day?
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Stay about from my bin!

(97800, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'member?
put your bins out - check your local council website for details
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 May 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post FLIPPIN' ACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not purely British.
Here, in Spain, we have it every fucking night, at 8. There have been cases of people posting notices, calling out people for not clapping.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 2 May 2020, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit fashy init.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 May 2020, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
We've also got a "DJ" who starts up the "uplifting" music from his balcony just after. For about an hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Military marching tunes?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of.
Maybe more modern and subtle (not that subtle).
There is the, now obligatory song, Resisteré which is like "I will Survive", but was originally more of a protest song.
Now, if you don't stand up at 8pm and sing the song about resisting (even though it was written by someone whose father was jailed by the Franco regime) You are persona non grata.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 2 May 2020, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Conform or else
So glad I don't have to put up with that shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2020, 23:25, Reply)

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