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This is a link post Boomers on Zoom I made this!
Useless.
(dogfood, Wed 20 May 2020, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's very funny, that.
although a little too close to the bone.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Actually crying laughing at that
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 May 2020, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Kemistry & Storm DJ Kicks
A pastblast in honour of the reissued compilation.

Mixed on vinyl, and it still properly holds up today.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:34, , Reply)
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Even in the long line of rock and roll deaths fuck knows how Storm got through that.

www.theguardian.com/music/2019/apr/04/kemistry-storm-the-tragic-story-of-the-drumnbass-originals
 (carcrash, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Kinetic Sculpture marvels
Where art and science meet up an get it on.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2020, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great video...
That voiceover though.... urgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 20 May 2020, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend suggested one of those would make an exciting Lazy Susan for a dinner party..
"Will they get an extra sausage or lose a finger?"
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Better at 4am but hey......1990.
I'm a purple golf ball.....I'm a purple golf ball.....I'm a purple golf ball.....I'm a purple golf ball.....
(china_crisis R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 20 May 2020, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow this takes me back
*double drops*
 (I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2020, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post 30 years...just...how?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure some things have happend between then and now
but frankly, I'm not very sure what (reaches for the 5MEODIPT)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 20 May 2020, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I demand my time back.....
I tried it and it's not the same!
 (china_crisis R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of this on...
centreforceradio.com/

Including Jeremy Healy - remember him?! :)
 (GeeFunk, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Antarctic penguins release an extreme amount of laughing gas
in their faeces
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2020, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they laugh so much that they shit.
That they'd be stuck.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a link post The speed these things can attack you is quite shocking! NSFW
Harmless my arse!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those things have huge teeth and a powerful bite.
What did she expect?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ikr
Stupid Woman!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far worse than a Drop Bear Attack
Winces
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel decidedly short-changed now...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a great book about someone who tried to keep one as pet
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0395383684/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_mzfXEbNXKEETY
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure your chinchilla was thrilled to see you reading this

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post All it takes to thrill a chinchilla, or a degu, is a nice stick
Or a flying saucer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 20 May 2020, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...fuck 0_0

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 May 2020, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 20 May 2020, 6:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the humanity!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 May 2020, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a huge rodent,
not a manatee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caplin Rous and his ice lolly
Talking about people keeping them as a pet. I love it how this little fella has Rous in his name!

youtu.be/JEX7t_BsFSQ
 (The Puglet! is a lurker no more, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post MEDIC!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a link post G.I. Joe (Action Force) stream from Hasbro
Dunno how long this is going to run for, but here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Body massage

(97800, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now in high quality
www.youtube.com/watch?v=29MJySO7PGg
 (97800, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last one there’s a penis pump

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad to see these haven't been lost forever, like so much other 2003 internet
older than youtube
 (97800, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop all the downloadin'

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Elon Musk meets himself
RONSEAL
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 19 May 2020, 20:22, , Reply)
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Is it me or does Musk look like the dude from Maniac Cop?
 (ohidunno, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Mmmmm... That's some gooooood satire.
Ideocracy wasn't meant to be a play book...

But here we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 19 May 2020, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sanks!
Another good one is OrilRiver. Also free.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like free plug-ins and I can not lie
or something. Cheers!
 (emptyspace, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
Free VSTs are great. You never know when you're going to get a gem. Thanks for sharing
 (themarginwalker, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:19, , Reply)
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The delay is pretty good if you have a spare 50 quid knocking around. The bloke who makes the Valhalla plugins is called Sean Costello and he is a pretty good musician.
This is his soundcloud page.
soundcloud.com/seancostello
 (carcrash, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Dance choreography | Miss Universe | Coconut Nation NSFW
Dance choreography | Miss Universe | Coconut Nation

If you like our video make sure to hit that like and Subscribe for more.
Like, Share, Comment & Subscribe.
Thank you.

mod edit: spam be gone!
(real_world_history, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better Now .

(real_world_history, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
edit: a thieving spamcunt says "Fuck off...." (with four full stops)
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off....

(real_world_history, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
you first. Where did your friend's video go that you clicked "I made this" on? Why weren't you this chatty under the stolen dailymotion video you posted that you also clicked "I made this" on?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt off spammer

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 May 2020, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I share what i like Bitch!!!

(real_world_history, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like steal
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 May 2020, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post FIGHT! FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are shit at this.
Edit: Better Now .
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better Now .

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see the original link
But if Rolf Harris is better, then it must have been really shitty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post An episode I made about not finishing ideas.. I made this!
Enjoy! Which one you wanna see all of?
(mrmenfolk, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Guess My IMDb Rating I made this!
Guess the number by naming movies. A new quiz wot I made.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:16, , Reply)
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How do I win!!?
 (mrmenfolk, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The dropdown suggestions
do contain at least one for every number.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2020, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
I didn't use them, but I won! Tried to do one with just Sharks Jaws to Sharknado but then thought bout what I was doing and ate a sandwich instead.
 (mrmenfolk, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
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Pretty tricky, when the majority of films probably sit in a large common pool of mediocrity.
I resorted to working my way through sequels to refine my guesses, on the basis that increasing instalment numbers means decreasing quality.
Got it in 6 guesses, finishing on T3...
 (abc, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did the sequel trick too.

(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Wed 20 May 2020, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post similar
I did Alien, which it said was too high, so second guess Aliens, which was right!
 (meepmeep is, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9 guesses, not bad I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 May 2020, 21:57, , Reply)
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Monstrously difficult on mobile. Scrolling through a list of presumably 100 films when it only displays one at a time isn't great.

The other problem is I narrowed it down to between Jaws 3-D and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 in about 3 guesses. After that it was a nightmare trying to figure out if Jason takes Manhattan fitted in that gap or not. It took another 13 guesses to get to The Love Guru.

Maybe if you could filter the available choices as you're getting closer it might help. After all, I knew it wasn't 2001 or 12 Monkeys, or any of the Indiana Joneses but I still had to scroll past all of them every time.

Edit: Also "Intersteller" is bothering the crap out of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a datalist rather than a select field,
so is intended to be more of an autocomplete/suggestions thing for when you get stuck and have run out of ideas of your own things to guess.

It should now only appear when you make two mistakes in a row to try and make people play more as intended, ie by typing in their own films until they may want a hint.

Probably something in you filtering idea, but tbh that's more work than I can be bothered to do.

Ta for the feedback.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you said that I just HAD to cheat

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 20 May 2020, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you add a "Give In?" option that shows you the number
optionally shows you a couple of films that would have matched
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
I love this!

Would you mind terribly if I nicked this idea and adjusted it for board games?
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I will eventually. :D
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 21 May 2020, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Whoop!
Honeybees let out a ‘whoop’ when they bump into each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
Not as good as the New Scientist article about Lesbian Sheep though. (From a very, very long time ago)

Apparently it is impossible to investigate lesbianism in sheep, because the way female sheep attract a mate is to stand very still. So there might be lesbians, but all they will do is stand quite close to each other...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbian sheep
Had to find it.
Independent article
The quoted researcher was apparently Anne Perkins, working at the U.S. Sheep Experiment Station.
There's also a follow-up article in "Slate".
c/f Perkins A, Roselli CE. The ram as a model for behavioral neuroendocrinology. Horm Behav. 2007;52(1):70‐77. doi:10.1016/j.yhbeh.2007.03.016


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 May 2020, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for validation
The original in NS was from about 1992, so I doubt it is online.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post NS
I found a brief mention of it on NS, Nov 1990, last item here, but thought that news article gave more info.
It reminds me of Mamihlapinatapai.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 May 2020, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the Ariadne back page was the last time I remembered reading about it

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unbeelievable

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Draw bubbles and play with them as they flock around I made this!
I made this multiplayer interactive experience.

If more than one person is there at the same time you can get paired up and play together for a bit of physically distanced social interaction.



Bimble Space - Flock




 (jaymeekae, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking GREAT!!!
First time I've not missed drugs in years.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My partner said goodbye
And i was sad so I left, never playing again. I can't take this emotional intensity
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know the feeling

(Sherbs, Wed 20 May 2020, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post MUSIC VIDEO | I Wanna Be Where White People Are I made this!
This is dedicated to every person who has ever written "whites only" on a casting call.
(superdynamohedgehog, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Goldie Lookin Chain - Covidiot
Song
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You knows it
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5G Anon

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Quiz : Antidepressants or Tolkien?
Can you guess if the word is an antidepressants drug or a Tolkien character?
Antidepressants or Tolkien character?




 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Each one leads to the other
18/24
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got one more right than last time.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
surprisingly difficult!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot more difficult than I expected

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post impressively difficult

(superdynamohedgehog, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well it's now on the popular page twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grrrr
Looks like Search only searches the subject of a post, and BatFastardCom spelled Tolkien wrong, hence my cursory search didn't find it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly as hard as I expected.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a link post OCD warning


(china_crisis R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 19 May 2020, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh damn...
When he pulls out the software from his Fedex box - that was essentially the shelf above my desk at my first job.

Just missing two and a half metres of Netware manuals...
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 19 May 2020, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I find few channels as relaxing as LGR, with feet up and a cold beer you can't go wrong. I'm also going include Techmoan and 8-Bit-Guy in that, lovely stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 19 May 2020, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post best cure for insomnia I've found

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
Not seen those two, Techmoan and 8-Bit-Guy, now binging :D
 (china_crisis R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft. You should see my garage.
It has its own ecosystem, and a lost tribe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:54, , Reply)

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