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This is a normal post Which one of you etc.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he put his ring on it

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What
an arsehole.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the last time he'll steal a tiara.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Corona Piles.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why haven't you included a link to their wikipedia page?

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooch
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That really was shit. Come back Daz, all is forgiven.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Cooking a pizza in under 38 seconds
Kanthal’s pizza cooker uses infrared radiation to heat up the oven’s contents. The compact element design, often referred to as porcupine elements, makes it possible to pack a large amount of power into a small space.

The oven uses eight of these porcupine elements, which are made from iron-chromium-aluminium AF alloy the company has created, each running at a temperature of 900°C. The oven also features several reflectors to aid the even distribution of heat and ensure food is baked thoroughly.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So, flash burnt on the outside
and still raw on the inside?
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:54, Reply)
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Well apparently a wood-fired oven is around 430°C and can cook a pizza in as little as 90 seconds.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:42, Reply)
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wood-fired also has the minor advantage of being able to cook the base as well as the toppings.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how i like it

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
it my women.
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post People who make their own pizzas make them REALLY thin

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you make them in a hand-made stone oven in your garden, fuelled by logs that didn't quite fit into your log burner, and unsullied by modern contrivances such as cement?
If not, then I confess I've over-generalised.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I wish, but regrettably not and you forgot to mention using old wine bottles to insulate the oven floor.
I have a bog-standard electric oven which I can just about crank up to 260 °C, but instead of a pizza stone I use a 6 mm sheet of carbon steel, and pre-heat the oven for an hour before. The shock of the dough hitting that plate makes the dough spring nicely. Overall they are very acceptable pizzas, but another 140 °C would make a big difference.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:06, Reply)
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#beachholidaysex
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon this is a better option.
youtu.be/XBDT2fDiSr

(excuse the French)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post video unavailable
it would appear that someone doesn't want to excuse the French
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This link works
And the guy is french, and it is about cooking pizza at home, at 800F.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDT2fDiSrk

He talks English so the only French to excuse is the guy in the video, he seems nice enough though.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough my oven also uses infrared radiation to heat the oven's contents.
As do all ovens.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, most are either plain convection or forced air convection
Unless by contents you mean the air in the oven and you’re ignoring conduction to the same.

Ed: grilling probably counts as the element is exposed and the food is placed quite close.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Infrared radiation is heat, dummy.

(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post but what is he has
*clang*, *clang*, steam heat?

/ed if not is
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Electric ovens don’t have exposed elements
And the elements don’t get hot enough for radiative heating.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post these are the kind of people who would have a gas barbeque

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaawww
but want it now...
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How does the oven choose how clean the energy source is?

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sophisticated geolocation.
Just don't take it to the Netherlands.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It only works on free range, organic, electrons.
As opposed to the battery ones.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Splodgenessabounds - Michael Booths Talking Bum
In tribute to joehmbunn, I hereby present the B-side to "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please".

One of the first records I ever bought. It's awful.

[Just in case anyone ever cares - which I realise is extremely unlikely but eh - I link their wikipedia article.]
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I care.
I read the whole damn thing.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post I invented a new form of poetry I made this!
And this video is a instructional guide on how to write one of these poems. It's called a Love Fart. What's your favourite fart noise?

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post Lederhosen and dirndl + G&R
If you enjoyed the Heimatdamish version of Highway to Hell, you might like this.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked it more than the original

(, Fri 22 May 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a link post I feel much better now.
Like a typical UK entry.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very awful. Thanks!

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It is physically painful to click I like this
but, yes.
Thanks for entertaing me by posting it.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post is this another AI thingy?

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No!
this is an actual album from 1969. I have no idea how it came about. I've listened to 1 1/2 songs and I felt like I'd taken too much ketamine. It's that mind-bending.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i love it. its barking mad
its perfect for making lockdown more insane
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like
they all recorded whatever they liked in seperate rooms then gave it to a 9 year old to mix into a song.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
ing

hell
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember Jon Ronson doing an interview with these people
their dad was a mentalist if I recall. Pushed them into a band they didn't want to be in.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC Radio 4 Interview Jon Ronson talks to The Shaggs
Pure top-quality verbal diahorroea. Here.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
My ears. The earplugs do nothing!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like three people who had never heard pop music
but has been told about it then given musical instruments and allowed to record an album.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:53, Reply)
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In a dark room.
After a lobotomy.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not that far from what actually happened

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The weird thing is,
After writing my comment, I googled "The shaggs", and found a Rolling Stone article saying they were "sounding like lobotomized Trapp Family singers." [a]
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually like bits of this, when I finally unclenched.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn’t it compelling?
Zappa was a big fan. I think Tim Smith of Cardiacs was also into this album
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
can I get it on Spotify? Hell yes!!!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post At 5:14 there is four seconds of silence
I liked that bit the best
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Beksinski


(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
if i could art, that’s how i’d want to art
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Are you looking at me?
Are you looking at me?

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a wee story
years ago, around 1990, when I was a dirtbag uni student, I used to amuse myself by trying to get on the roof of highrise buildings in Melbourne. Apparently it's a thing now. Anyway i was trying to get to the roof of this 30 storey bank hq, but was wandering around the top two levels of plant and lift machinery trying to find roof access when I saw a door in the wall that I wasn't expecting, like a garage roller door, and I could see sunlight coming through the cracks. To this day I still don't know what it was doing there, perhaps to lower stuff down. Anyway, being curious I tried to open it but it only opened up about a handspan. I tried to squeeze under it but my head and body wouldn't fit and I almost got stuck under it in the process. Defeated by this and also getting on to the roof, I caught the lift back down, but this time I left via the front lobby. As I came out one lift I saw a lift door close that had four security guards in it. There was this huge crowd of people in the foyer, maybe over a hundred and some of those portable banners you see at tradeshows, and some local news reporters, all watching this silent tv monitor of a nest of peregrine falcon chicks, and behind the nest was this garage-looking roller door. The door was ajar by about a handspan from the bottom
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha excellent!

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:26, Reply)
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Amazing.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:52, Reply)
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It was probably just a wandering shop. Like Douglas Adams' sofa.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it still a protected bird?
A mid-westerner friend assures me that the population is bigger than ever.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Because pricks hunted it to the edge of extinction once already.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No moa, no moa…
...in old Aotearoa. Can’t get ’em, they’ve et ’em, they’ve gone and there ain’t no Moa.

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Autearoa is the Maori name for New Zealand. Moa were like a big ostrich. They had no predators for thousands of years, until the English turned up. They were tasty, so people bashed them over the head. Another moa would be curious about why its friend had suddenly disappeared, so it would wander over. And so on and so forth.

I really hate humans sometimes. We suck.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the Maori had eaten them all before the English got here
Too lazy to confirm it though
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There were a few left, but the English kept on asking for some moa.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's what a moa looked like

I made it small, just for you, 'coz I care about you; clicky for biggy and more moa.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post good
I fucking hate the eagles, man
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post But...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWQc7uew0ug
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post Yewtree evidence filmed in Doors R Us©.


(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He's still got it!
Shame really.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post These deepfake videos are getting pretty convincing.

(, Fri 22 May 2020, 1:04, Reply)
This is a link post Ross Kemp flossing


(, Wed 20 May 2020, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post MIND-BLEACH©.

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like something that would be on JAM series 2

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a fighter not a dancer.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No he's not.
He's an actor.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And presenter!
Mult-talented award winning popular entertainer Ross Kemp (EastEnders' Grant Mitchell)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Hundeprutterutchebane
Danish Dog-Fart Roller Coaster

www.bonbonland.dk/en/attractions/hundeprutte-rutschebanen

Hundeprutterutchebane - Wikipedia




(, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything seems in order here

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sponsored
By Setlers.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
*feeds dog next door entire can of beans*
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post BonBon-Land is legendary.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Errrrrrrrr....

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I never considered the Danes to be so wonderfully puerile.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post And now you do what they told ya.
Killing in the name goes cute. UwU

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cWhZCMTeL0
Also clickable simplicity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cWhZCMTeL0

Inevitable really
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!

(, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Zack de la Rocha on helium.

(, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Next
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njmd7hWGpr4
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. The little poppet up there doesn't hold a candle to Yoyoka.
Yoyoka is hardcore.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong!
Audrey was raised on the mean streets of Labuan, Malaysia. She would mess Yoyoka up with her own drumsticks.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoyoka would dice Audrey from head to toe with a katana in three seconds flat. Fact.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuh-uh
Yoyoka would be too bloodied and tired from the lightning fast beatdown Audrey handed out the split second before Yoyoka even *thought* about reaching for her katana. She wouldn't be able to lift it. She would just stand there. Swaying like a Mortal Kombat character about to receive a fatality.

Audrey would deliver the coup de grâce - her dad's guitar literally through Yoyoka's head.

You got old Yoyoka. Old and slow. #fact #word #YoyokaDone
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoyoka will travel back in time and make sushi with Audrey's father's testes before Audrey's conception. Fact.

(, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, that's why people have kids!
at last.. a use for them.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
meanwhile in Floriduh
wsvn.com/news/local/florida/deputies-hit-by-bottles-at-massive-block-party-in-florida/
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post On the upside, the world could have fewer anti-vaxers in the near future.

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Might become a glory hunter
and start supporting Team Covid.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well muddled advice absorbed by idiots
I am certain they are staying Alert and controlling something they cannot see
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Muddling advice is a smart thing to do, for deniability later.

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Second wave peaking in 3-4 weeks I reckon.
Not even slightly surprised.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, exponentials innit. Will take a few weeks of R>2 to get enough infected.
Then they have their 2 weeks of prodromal symptoms, and THEN 2 weeks on a ventilator before dying.
2nd massive death spike won't be here for at least 2 months, so go out and enjoy the sunshine! (/s)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking bellends
I Saw a neighbour on the local co op today, taking her 2 next door neighbours kids out for a jolly to buy some fucking tampax or something. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post With or without a deadly virus that's a SHIT day out.

(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post Clarifying rules on tennis


(, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Great advice
Mark your balls with a sharpie.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post Dog Plays Guitar. I made this!
Mambo taking his first steps into the avant garde with the aid of some cheese.

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post whose a good dog?
Mambo is!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he's a good boy. A very good boy. Gooood Boooiiii.
The best thing is he's finally learning to play with other dogs, having been raised in isolation. So we'll be putting a band together soon, working title: Cruftwerk.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:16, Reply)

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