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This is a normal post Which one of you etc.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he put his ring on it

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What
an arsehole.
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This is a normal post That's the last time he'll steal a tiara.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2020, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corona Piles.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why haven't you included a link to their wikipedia page?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 21 May 2020, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooch
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That really was shit. Come back Daz, all is forgiven.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Cooking a pizza in under 38 seconds
Kanthal’s pizza cooker uses infrared radiation to heat up the oven’s contents. The compact element design, often referred to as porcupine elements, makes it possible to pack a large amount of power into a small space.

The oven uses eight of these porcupine elements, which are made from iron-chromium-aluminium AF alloy the company has created, each running at a temperature of 900°C. The oven also features several reflectors to aid the even distribution of heat and ensure food is baked thoroughly.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 21 May 2020, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, flash burnt on the outside
and still raw on the inside?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
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Well apparently a wood-fired oven is around 430°C and can cook a pizza in as little as 90 seconds.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 21 May 2020, 16:42, , Reply)
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wood-fired also has the minor advantage of being able to cook the base as well as the toppings.
 (stubhuman, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how i like it

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it my women.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 24 May 2020, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post People who make their own pizzas make them REALLY thin

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you make them in a hand-made stone oven in your garden, fuelled by logs that didn't quite fit into your log burner, and unsullied by modern contrivances such as cement?
If not, then I confess I've over-generalised.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 May 2020, 2:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I wish, but regrettably not and you forgot to mention using old wine bottles to insulate the oven floor.
I have a bog-standard electric oven which I can just about crank up to 260 °C, but instead of a pizza stone I use a 6 mm sheet of carbon steel, and pre-heat the oven for an hour before. The shock of the dough hitting that plate makes the dough spring nicely. Overall they are very acceptable pizzas, but another 140 °C would make a big difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:06, , Reply)
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#beachholidaysex
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2020, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon this is a better option.
youtu.be/XBDT2fDiSr

(excuse the French)
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post video unavailable
it would appear that someone doesn't want to excuse the French
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This link works
And the guy is french, and it is about cooking pizza at home, at 800F.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDT2fDiSrk

He talks English so the only French to excuse is the guy in the video, he seems nice enough though.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough my oven also uses infrared radiation to heat the oven's contents.
As do all ovens.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, most are either plain convection or forced air convection
Unless by contents you mean the air in the oven and you’re ignoring conduction to the same.

Ed: grilling probably counts as the element is exposed and the food is placed quite close.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Infrared radiation is heat, dummy.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post but what is he has
*clang*, *clang*, steam heat?

/ed if not is
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Electric ovens don’t have exposed elements
And the elements don’t get hot enough for radiative heating.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post these are the kind of people who would have a gas barbeque

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaawww
but want it now...
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does the oven choose how clean the energy source is?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sophisticated geolocation.
Just don't take it to the Netherlands.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It only works on free range, organic, electrons.
As opposed to the battery ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2020, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Splodgenessabounds - Michael Booths Talking Bum
In tribute to joehmbunn, I hereby present the B-side to "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please".

One of the first records I ever bought. It's awful.

[Just in case anyone ever cares - which I realise is extremely unlikely but eh - I link their wikipedia article.]
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This is a normal post I care.
I read the whole damn thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I invented a new form of poetry I made this!
And this video is a instructional guide on how to write one of these poems. It's called a Love Fart. What's your favourite fart noise?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 21 May 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Lederhosen and dirndl + G&R
If you enjoyed the Heimatdamish version of Highway to Hell, you might like this.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked it more than the original

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 May 2020, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a link post I feel much better now.
Like a typical UK entry.
(china_crisis R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was very awful. Thanks!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is physically painful to click I like this
but, yes.
Thanks for entertaing me by posting it.
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This is a link post Beksinski


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
if i could art, that’s how i’d want to art
 (ozof, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Are you looking at me?
Are you looking at me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 May 2020, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a wee story
years ago, around 1990, when I was a dirtbag uni student, I used to amuse myself by trying to get on the roof of highrise buildings in Melbourne. Apparently it's a thing now. Anyway i was trying to get to the roof of this 30 storey bank hq, but was wandering around the top two levels of plant and lift machinery trying to find roof access when I saw a door in the wall that I wasn't expecting, like a garage roller door, and I could see sunlight coming through the cracks. To this day I still don't know what it was doing there, perhaps to lower stuff down. Anyway, being curious I tried to open it but it only opened up about a handspan. I tried to squeeze under it but my head and body wouldn't fit and I almost got stuck under it in the process. Defeated by this and also getting on to the roof, I caught the lift back down, but this time I left via the front lobby. As I came out one lift I saw a lift door close that had four security guards in it. There was this huge crowd of people in the foyer, maybe over a hundred and some of those portable banners you see at tradeshows, and some local news reporters, all watching this silent tv monitor of a nest of peregrine falcon chicks, and behind the nest was this garage-looking roller door. The door was ajar by about a handspan from the bottom
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:52, , Reply)
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It was probably just a wandering shop. Like Douglas Adams' sofa.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2020, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it still a protected bird?
A mid-westerner friend assures me that the population is bigger than ever.
 (roysin, Thu 21 May 2020, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because pricks hunted it to the edge of extinction once already.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 May 2020, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No moa, no moa…
...in old Aotearoa. Can’t get ’em, they’ve et ’em, they’ve gone and there ain’t no Moa.

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Autearoa is the Maori name for New Zealand. Moa were like a big ostrich. They had no predators for thousands of years, until the English turned up. They were tasty, so people bashed them over the head. Another moa would be curious about why its friend had suddenly disappeared, so it would wander over. And so on and so forth.

I really hate humans sometimes. We suck.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think the Maori had eaten them all before the English got here
Too lazy to confirm it though
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post There were a few left, but the English kept on asking for some moa.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's what a moa looked like

I made it small, just for you, 'coz I care about you; clicky for biggy and more moa.
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This is a normal post good
I fucking hate the eagles, man
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 May 2020, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post But...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWQc7uew0ug
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2020, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Yewtree evidence filmed in Doors R Us©.


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's still got it!
Shame really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 21 May 2020, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post These deepfake videos are getting pretty convincing.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 22 May 2020, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Ross Kemp flossing


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 May 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post MIND-BLEACH©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like something that would be on JAM series 2

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a fighter not a dancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 21 May 2020, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No he's not.
He's an actor.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 21 May 2020, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post And presenter!
Mult-talented award winning popular entertainer Ross Kemp (EastEnders' Grant Mitchell)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 21 May 2020, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Hundeprutterutchebane
Danish Dog-Fart Roller Coaster

www.bonbonland.dk/en/attractions/hundeprutte-rutschebanen
Hundeprutterutchebane - Wikipedia




 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 20 May 2020, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything seems in order here

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 20 May 2020, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sponsored
By Setlers.
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This is a normal post Hmm
*feeds dog next door entire can of beans*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 May 2020, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post BonBon-Land is legendary.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errrrrrrrr....

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never considered the Danes to be so wonderfully puerile.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 21 May 2020, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a link post And now you do what they told ya.
Killing in the name goes cute. UwU
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 20 May 2020, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cWhZCMTeL0
Also clickable simplicity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cWhZCMTeL0

Inevitable really
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 22 May 2020, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zack de la Rocha on helium.

(Sherbs, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njmd7hWGpr4
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. The little poppet up there doesn't hold a candle to Yoyoka.
Yoyoka is hardcore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong!
Audrey was raised on the mean streets of Labuan, Malaysia. She would mess Yoyoka up with her own drumsticks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 21 May 2020, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yoyoka would dice Audrey from head to toe with a katana in three seconds flat. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nuh-uh
Yoyoka would be too bloodied and tired from the lightning fast beatdown Audrey handed out the split second before Yoyoka even *thought* about reaching for her katana. She wouldn't be able to lift it. She would just stand there. Swaying like a Mortal Kombat character about to receive a fatality.

Audrey would deliver the coup de grâce - her dad's guitar literally through Yoyoka's head.

You got old Yoyoka. Old and slow. #fact #word #YoyokaDone
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 22 May 2020, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yoyoka will travel back in time and make sushi with Audrey's father's testes before Audrey's conception. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
meanwhile in Floriduh
wsvn.com/news/local/florida/deputies-hit-by-bottles-at-massive-block-party-in-florida/
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the upside, the world could have fewer anti-vaxers in the near future.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might become a glory hunter
and start supporting Team Covid.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well muddled advice absorbed by idiots
I am certain they are staying Alert and controlling something they cannot see
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 May 2020, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Muddling advice is a smart thing to do, for deniability later.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 May 2020, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second wave peaking in 3-4 weeks I reckon.
Not even slightly surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 May 2020, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, exponentials innit. Will take a few weeks of R>2 to get enough infected.
Then they have their 2 weeks of prodromal symptoms, and THEN 2 weeks on a ventilator before dying.
2nd massive death spike won't be here for at least 2 months, so go out and enjoy the sunshine! (/s)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking bellends
I Saw a neighbour on the local co op today, taking her 2 next door neighbours kids out for a jolly to buy some fucking tampax or something. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 20 May 2020, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post With or without a deadly virus that's a SHIT day out.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Clarifying rules on tennis


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 May 2020, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great advice
Mark your balls with a sharpie.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog Plays Guitar. I made this!
Mambo taking his first steps into the avant garde with the aid of some cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post whose a good dog?
Mambo is!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he's a good boy. A very good boy. Gooood Boooiiii.
The best thing is he's finally learning to play with other dogs, having been raised in isolation. So we'll be putting a band together soon, working title: Cruftwerk.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:16, , Reply)

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