I spied on someone...
Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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I spy on this prick
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/712555b8614d98f3a5a4/moist.jpg)
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Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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Not a bad likeness
Thanks :-)
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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It's.......
.........not.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:09,
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Losse the glasses
and it might make you moister.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:52,
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I'll rephrase that
Ello' Ello' what av' we going on er'?
Move along now.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:03,
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No, I've grown a beard since then.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:05,
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I don't know...
...whether to be terrified or honored. Mostly terrified though.
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Halfaxa, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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Damn right I do.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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You know, if there was any chance of anything better appearing on here I wouldn't feel the need to rehash old crap I didn't even make.
Just saying.
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Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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well at least they didnt do 'new years stories' as the QOTW follow-up, so its not all bad.
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:04,
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You said it.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:10,
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Oh very clever, everyone gets their name.
But I'd never be seen dead in a red hat.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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Damn, for one shining moment
I thought I was special.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:55,
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You're special needs, if that helps?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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Say what you like
The windows on my blue bus are very very clean.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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You are.......
....but perhaps not in the way you thought you were.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:16,
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Thank fuck for that....
...this was feeding my bipolar induces paranoia to the point when I would need to kill again.
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Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:29,
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His eyes make my insides hurt.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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Her eyes.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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Oi!
I resemble that remark!
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:11,
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Ohhh. I see what's happened here.
I felt special there for a second.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:18,
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Ha!
I've seen this a few times, but never tried logging out before!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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Ha, that's quite good.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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Ha!
Excellent.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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oi
feck orffffff
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CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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What
the fuck.
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Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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I'm going to preemptively laugh at all the mongs who think this is specifically about them.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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Two users have deleted their posts already.
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Zuowan, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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They're so vain
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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And still the dumb fucks don't get it.
Jesus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:44,
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Either a shitload of users have me on ignore or everyone's posting then deleting.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:49,
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one of them is so traumatised he's changed his sig
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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I recall legless losing his tiny mind to one of these yonks ago
edit: CHEERS.
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rofl harris, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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It's a good test of witless spastics.
And he's a prime witless spastic.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:47,
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Ten points if anyone can name the actual character and from what TV show...
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:46,
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Your Mum.
From Crimewatch or Embarrassing Bodies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:48,
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We have winner... almost
Actually, it's my pet sex mong - Labia Major.
Last seen in Snog, Marry or Avoid.
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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He's a from realy show.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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Unfortunately yes.
Bubbles. trailer park boys.
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immadme, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:17,
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Holy fuck boys
Its a fuckin' samsquanch!
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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Hey Corey and Trevor...
Get us some more of those zesty mordant chips!
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thanatos, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 2:51,
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It's.......
.......a Tony Benyon/Zip Lecky cartoon from the New Musical Express, 1970's.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:12,
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First saw this a few years ago.
I get lonely so I bookmarked it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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Who is this "The_Crund"
Have I missed something?
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The_Crund, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:11,
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Have a click.
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immadme, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:19,
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Doesn't seem to work for me
logged in but still says "Your MUM"
EDIT - browsing incognito (in Chrome) - that's why
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:38,
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Looking up questionable pornography, eh?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:51,
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no buying a valentines present for my wife.
honest
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:29,
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Everybody loves vomit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:06,
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![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/everybodylovesvomit.jpg)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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You had me worried there...
*checks webcam*
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claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:43,
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Got me.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:12,
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yeah well
My wife said she was going to try and have a dry January 2014, but it must be hard for her with me walking around the house in my pants.
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rogerzilla, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:19,
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Sexytime
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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I feel........
.........deeply honoured that this is the second time someone has posted this picture of me. I shall be looking out for Winker Watson spying through my keyhole!
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:15,
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*spaffs*
Cor!
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:50,
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You knows it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:53,
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Yoiks! Gulp....
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spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:59,
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Well... This is curious.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:07,
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.....bored yet?
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Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:31,
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That's not how you spell didgeridoo you fucking moron.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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Wait, you don't genuinely think that was aimed specifically at you, do you?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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Nice sig you've got there.
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Zuowan, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 5:40,
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I think that sig has made the whole thread worth while.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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Oh, bless you.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:56,
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i wouldn't mind..... but that looks nothing like me!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:03,
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Yay
I'm internets famous.
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squigbobble existed, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:19,
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Blimey
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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It's funnier
When you're logged out
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snee held his breath since, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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Whut?
Here, have a towel.
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SillyMoo, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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Wah
Stop being nasty
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feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:43,
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clever....
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Henny, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:49,
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That is actually quite good, but
some of these clever shits are too smart for their own good.
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Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:21,
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![Super Lucky photo VTS_10_1_zps842c720e.jpg](http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x210/luckyskua/VTS_10_1_zps842c720e.jpg)
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luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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cr3's parent page makes fascinating reading
b3ta.com/cr3/For some value of fascinating.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:52,
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Am I missing something?
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kitescreech still here, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34,
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I don't know.
Do you have to squat when you wee?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:10,
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Thought I was famous for once.
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Avnas dosh!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 8:04,
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I dont know wether to be scared or aroused :-(
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fluffyfangs drinks, smokes and hangs round with strange women, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 11:34,
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hahahhahaha what the fuck
Where did you find this?
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:57,
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good grief
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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Uncanny likeness.
.
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doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 7:41,
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Spy away.
Be as moist as you like.
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fer fer fer fer fer fer, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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Oi
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Wasmaschine!, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:13,
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Really?
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Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:47,
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you fucking idiot
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:21,
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er...
Well, um...
Yeah...
Thanks for that.
Of course, if you *do* actually look like Bubbles from 'Trailer Park Boys' then I suppose it's okay...
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thanatos, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:28,
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you fucking idiot
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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I wondered who it was, peeking
(Right click save as - thank you very much!!!)
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fatboybubba, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:15,
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you fucking idiot
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:21,
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Well played indeed
Very good.
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fivetide, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:09,
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I bet you say that to all the guys...
Oh, wait.
I'll be in my room...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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Oh.
Is that a good thing?
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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