Uh Oh.
My laptop doesn't seem to reading me external hard drive. I have 2000 albums I can't access. Is this the divine hand of karma telling me I've been too liberal with my downloading habits? Or did I drop it last night when I was pissed?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:40, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Uh-oh...
I think I'm still drunk.
I shouldn't have done that, but I could have done worse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:53, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sat at home, shaking like fuck. Talk about totally fucking things up.
I needed to get out of my apartment tonight, so drove down to my favourite karaoke bar that's also a Mexican restaurant. Food was amazing, fun times were had singing shite songs and just....goood times in general.
Couldn't get a cab for an hour, so I stupidly drove home after around 6 beers. Sure, it's only less than a mile. But duh!!!! I'm a fucking idiot. I feel so lucky right now that I a) didn't hit anyone b) got home in one piece c) didn't get a DUI.

What's the last most idiotic fucking thing you've done?

And don't flame me. I understand I'm a moron for driving home, but believe me, now I am home I'm shaking like a leaf asking myself what the fuck.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:43, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy candle day to Bartleby.
And he thought we'd forget : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:18, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just finished Reading the first story in a book about dogs at war, this is the first one (but the story is written as a story and not a wiki artical)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gander_(dog)?wasRedirected=true

it so has reinforced my love of dogs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OT, I need advice!
when e-mailing someone you don't know, when is it appropriate to talk about corpse-puppetry? I hoping the third e-mail, because that's what I did after I drank too much coffee. Was this too soon?

alternatively - what's your favourite bread product? Right now, mine is naan bread.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HOLY SHIT!
I was sitting here at my computer in the front room when I heard the most godawful screaming from my cockateil in the next room, accompanied by frantic flapping and cage-rattling.

I ran in just in time to see a red tail hawk sitting on the porch railing, eyeing Tiffany as though she were a cocktail shrimp.

No wonder poor Tiffany was freaked!

I then spent about ten minutes with her on my shoulder, reassuring her that no one was going to eat her. I even kicked away a cat in the process.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh good lord
When was the last time you wanted to [or did] shout SUCK MY FAT COCK over the phone at stupid people?

also, have this
www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/01/glamourous-ladies-of-wrestling-shuffle.html
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:01, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Everyone's going home,
but I'll leave you with this mong
The last sentence pretty much sums it up.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 17:07, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's the story with never buying the second album?
As evidenced in this weeks QOTW re: Pearl Jam, The Strokes, Interpol etc

You could be forgiven for only ever buying the first Oasis album, mind and yet, half the world owns their entire catalogue.

Prees to esplain???

thanks
rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:32, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There was a programme on Sky 3 last night called Fat pets.
There is nothing in this world funnier than a cat that is wider than it is long. The owner, (who was in his sixties), was trying to get the cat to exercise by throwing various cat toys as it. It looked at him with utter contempt.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Second British Haiti death confirmed"
Shit guys, it's twice as bad as we thought!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:46, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to bring this subject up one last time as I find it amusing
but I'm not trying to bully anyone and I would appreciate it if any mods think I'm being too offensive then just tell me and I'll remove this post, I don't want another ban, I learnt my lesson last time, thanks.

Anyway, my point is that the people who get all upset about other people saying they don't like a certain members posts have not contributed money to the website they like to defend with such hysterical vitriol, and indeed, neither has the poster that people like to moan about.

Now I'm not suggesting that paying should get you special treatment, but in general the people that have been moaning (and I admit I was one of them a while back, though more recently I've just ignored it) are people that have paid money to keep the website they like running.

Which reminds me, I should pay some more money.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, 109 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Weekend thread
I'm off to Oxford tonight to see Miike Snow with my best mate. Daughter's going to see her brother and sister tomorrow so I'll probably lounge around in my pants and play Plant vs Zombies all the way through (again). What awesomeness are you filling your weekend with?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:56, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hi I'm a PC and the iPad was my idea
Excuse the poor video www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOIPkOv2KE but if I can make this for under £200 whilst at the same time being a drunken waster, a parent, a bad husband and working. Why can't apple make one with Flash, USB, Multi Tasking ect?

So iPad? In you opinion is it going to be huge? I think I'd rather have the iPhone and I don't even want one of those. My ipaq with a WM6.5 upgrade does more.
( Peej, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:35, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Music is officially dead...
dreadful

Erm question...

What is your favourite cake? I only ask as I am munching on a 'lardy'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

On a lighter, less Stalinist note
I've just had a bowl of those mini Weetabix. Not just the plain ones, the ones with chocolate chips*.

So, how fantastic as your morning been so far?


*They were on offer, £1 a box in Asda, so I bought 6 boxes. Go while the offer's still on. Go now, Go on. Now, before they sell out. Are you still here?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:37, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

On banning people for slagging off other people on QOTW
OK, I got a bit pissed off with the whole slagging-off-other-members-because-their-QOTW-stories-may-or-may-not-be-fiction thing and might have implied that I would swing my Mod's Ban Hammer (2d20, double damage) at a few skulls.

Ain't gonna happen. I hate modding people's accounts, especially for low-level stuff like this.

We DON'T CARE if people's QOTWs are fake. We don't care if a finely-crafted, very funny story might be a bit of a porky. The joke's the thing, and it's fair to say that most of the best tales have been somewhat exaggerated in the telling. I know mine have.

So. Nobody's going to get banned, but PLEASE [touchy-feely bit coming up] think of the consequences before you publish. We're sensitive artist types round here. We hate criticism.

We shall SPEAK NO MORE OF THIS THING.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:26, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BOOM!
I'm just shaking the room, nothing to worry about
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:31, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello pop-pickers
Chris Isaak live in a fucking cool record (vinyl!) store right here folks. Enjoy, or not. I don't give a shit right now.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:50, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AHAHAHAHA
Phillie Joe got told off by the mods for criticising Spanky Hanky!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm about to give my little brother the best present I can think of
He turned 25 yesterday. He's coming home from uni very soon tonight because the experience of uni is frazzling his mind. He's a troubled kid.

I'm going to give him ownership rights on any piece on vinyl in my record collection. Bear in mind that he knows well that there are some £100 pieces in there and they're the ones I'd be most sorry to see go. But I feel really sorry for him. He's not coping with shit at all, despite being the nicest kid ever. I call him a kid because he acts very young for his age and is 5' 3" into the bargain. I hope he chooses something expensive.

How have you been altruistic, recently?
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:30, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Flashmob???
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm

PJ Flashmob @ a Tesco store this weekend? Would anyone turn up???
( b3tz, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:14, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've worked hard today
it's a massive break from the norm.

In partial celebration, tell me what your favourite meme is.

Mine is in replies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:46, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm relieved that this happens in other cities as well
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm
I thought it was just here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:21, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Its new QOTW day so the question is
Is SpankyHanky telling the truth this week?

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=48610&board=qotw
( Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:34, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm in a net cafe.
There's an absolute NUTTER at the counter, talking nonsense. He's just shouted "I'm going to rape your arse at the guy serving. I'm actually getting freaked out. When did you last see a bus station loony?

Edit. he's been here over an hour asking how his mobile charger works.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:09, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If your other half or last gf/bf was a car, what kind would they be?
Also, what are the best/worst you've ever "driven"? It can be any vehicle at all - my worst was a milk float (self-expanatory) and I once had a Ferrari Testarossa, but ultimately he had shit fuel consumption and was too costly to insure.
Or, if you were a car, what would you be and why?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)