The monetary value of a marmoset as opposed to a pony
*nods to Roota*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:57, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh man I was totally sexy dancing all over my office yesterday to 'Good Girls Go Bad' by Cobra Starship
what do you like to sexy dance to??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off to take part in a photoshoot shortly
It's for some PR for a project I worked on a while back. My question is, should I belm?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:52, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does anyone remember Jamie and his Magic Torch?
That were skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Phone numbers.
Is it wrong to hate people who give phone numbers in a format other than the 01234 555555 way? I was just told a contact number as 012 345 55 555 and could feel my blood boiling. I know it is not as interesting as bumming, nor as easy to hate as Bono but what the fucking fuck.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Broken Superman wants me to send Roota a picture of my cock
All votes will be counted and possibly ignored
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:22, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woop woop!
After a morning of trying I am now the proud owner of one x Rage Against The Machine free Finsbury Park ticket. To this end, I am most overjoyed and am celebrating with exceedingly spicy chicken and pork satay noodles.

What's everyone else having for lunch?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Before I get flamed
I know of the existence of the links board but thought you guys would have something to say about this one...

www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7253872/Britains-dirty-bedrooms-some-people-wash-their-sheets-three-times-a-year.html
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a new pooter installed and it's bloody fast.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Back later : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:46, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Curling
I assume it's wrong that I got faintly entranced by the Men's Curling last night. Yes, I know how gay that sounds. I'm not ashamed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:11, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning.
How's everyone this morning? I'm using Aldi Anti Ageing Moisturizer, it's ace. It counteracts booze, coffee and cold weather.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:01, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have to go and get ready and be in work and not be here much until this afternoon
Last night my cat stood on the landing and said "Helloww?" in a really odd voice.
Then my ticker acted oddly.

Discuss weird stuff, or the price of travel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:18, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was just walking home from a mates place
when some cunt driving past threw a glass bottle out of the window. and hit me on the knee.

I almost vomited it was so painful.

Fucking cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:49, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going here as part of my holiday.
Mountain

Do you think I'll still be sniggering an August?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:18, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does anyone have the link to a website that lists in fairly extensive detail
incidents of lost nuclear missiles/warheads and other related nuclear cock-ups?

Was posted on /links yonks ago
( applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hands up who thinks Monty's watching the Brits right now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:08, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bollocks! I thought this was going to be about Hawkwind.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8516319.stm

Fucking RUBBISH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:07, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm currently filling in application forms.
I've just been told I can have six months' research leave (woo!), and I'm hoping to extend that to 13 months. The downside of getting those extra months is that I need to get funding.

And this requires soul-destroying application forms detailing exactly what I'll be doing and what impact it'll have. (I'M A FUCKING PHILOSOPHER! IF I WAS GOING TO HAVE AN IMPACT, I'D HAVE STAYED IN THE LORRY DRIVING JOB AND AIMED AT A PEDESTRIAN!)

What's gradually rusting your soul right now?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:51, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGODOHMEGOD... An old-fasion sweet shop is opening up across the road ! IT'S A PICK'n'MIX SHOP !!!!! OHMEGODOHMEGOD !!!!
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Internal Jukebox
What have you got on yours? I've got that 90's Bennett Song 'Mums gone to Iceland' working its way round my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm new
Is this like Twitter for people with brains?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:32, 116 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have noticed there is a large amount of bumming going on.
This isn't really the done thing. I won't have this place turning into a hotbed of anal shennanigans.

Get thee behind me Sodomites!

Oh...............

I'll need the lube then.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:07, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God this place is getting lonelier than my bag of sex toys.
bag room full


Save someone the bother.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:59, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i dunno if you remember/care
a week or so back, i asked /offtopic for some advice about being headhunted.

well, i took it, and sent the MD of this company an email
i got a reply last night... he wants to set up a meeting between me, him, his partner and their creative director to discuss a job!!

thanks for the advice.

umm..
so what's got you in a good mood this morning?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:09, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright fucknuggets?
How're you? Today there's patches of blue sky and the sun is shining and I feel fantastic, if slightly hung-over. Tell me something that'll ruin my day.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:37, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I won the poker tourney downstairs, knocked out 14 people to get first place ! GET-IN-THERE !
/ac
Plus I'm top of the league for our pub at the moment, not bad for the second time I've ever played.

A few guys were taking the piss in a non-fiendly way, one guy I was determind to beat and didn't care about the rest of the tourney...but most people were well chuffed for me, had them laughing all night long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:21, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mrs's boss has a Citroen C3 or something
one of the gay ones that you can take the roof off.

It's so shit that even webuyanycar(dot com!) won't buy it.

That made me laugh. a lot.

Anything amuse you recently? It seems unlikely given that I've not been around much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:57, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Off to a pub quiz in an hour
I know nothing of current affairs or sport and nor does anyone else in the team.

One member has a bet with a different team that we will beat them, if we lose they get his soul AND a bag of crisps.

Help me OT kenobi, you're our only hope

fact me, bitches!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:30, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)