Hell, it's 2am here, so 10am over where you are. (apart from the Aussie and SA contingent)
It's Sunday morning, officially. So what you doing today?

Alt: What's the weirdest place you ever had sex?

I'm off to bed.....so I'll read and respond when I get up
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 23 May 2010, 10:05, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Boring bastards.
No-one around so I'm going to bed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 22 May 2010, 23:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some cunt has nicked my bike
and my iPod headphones no longer change track, or volume. And obviously they still don't stay in my ears.

On the upside, this;

www.collegehumor.com/video:1931187
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:56, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Looks like we all got our wish
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10139846.stm

Is someone going to feel sorry for him?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:17, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who
would you bum senseless, given anonymity, bumming equipment if normally lacking, and immunity from prosecution.

Would you do it out of lust, hatred or love?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've got a link for you
www.google.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just posted this on /links
But I'll redo it here.

Westboro Baptist Church are known around the world for being an utter bunch of fuckwits.

They're doing it again, as they've announced their plans to picket the funeral of RJD. While some might feel this is nowhere near as disgraceful as their numerous soldiers funeral picketing, it's still pretty fucked up.

My question is simple: What's the likelihood of them getting the shit kicked out of them by angry metallers?

Alt Q: Favourite superhero film?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You'd thought I'd forgotten didn't you?
IT'S THE IMPRESSIONS THREAD 2!

lets all do impressions of each other with hilarious results!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would like to nominate our very own Tuggers
for some kind of award for this superb piece of japery:

www.b3ta.com/questions/goodadvice/post730375#answers-post-730739
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Congratulations you've won a million quid, but you only have 48hrs to spend it
What do you do?

EDIT: No houses - it takes weeks to buy a house.

Alt Q: Transformers or Mask?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:09, 152 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When should you have lived?
I am having a totally ludicrous conversation at the moment wherein the person I am conversing with is favouring strange interpretations of what they believe I mean over and above what I'm flat out telling them.

I'm a practical man, I like working with my hands and solving problems. My hobbies and work involves cars, computers, growing my own vegetables and have a somewhat old-fashioned view of what is masculine. My main wishes for my life at the moment is to have an old car to tinker with and a nice allotment. I think in straight lines and struggle to understand people that mentally dart all over the place, tinging their thoughts with unnecessary emotions. I don't condone the use of moisturiser and the limit of acceptable male grooming products are limited to a bit bit of hair gel and shaving gear.

Overall I think I should have been born in the thirties. I would have enjoyed that period. How about you?
( Kroney, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:48, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

RONAN KEATING HAS CHEATED ON HIS MISSUS!!"!!"
Who have you cheated on?
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:43, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Image challenge
I see this weeks challenge has made it to the Daily Fail

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:03, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND
It's my birthday on Monday. But I'm not really doing anything so far although I may go see a gig in camden on sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:48, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Special non-music thread for BGB only.
Got your holiday tickets yet lass?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
What are you listening to now?
What's your favourite song of the moment?
What's your guilty pleasure?


Or you can just wax lyrical about your favourite band while everyone just nods and thinks "what a wanker"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:45, 127 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why I love living in London (part 28)
About six months ago a pal of mine turned me onto an album by a band called Blurt. They were a deranged post-punk band from (I think) Gloucestershire and they were one of the first acts on (the massively overrated) legendary Factory label. Really off-the-wall stuff, I was immediately very keen. So I was extremely pleased to get a text telling me to get down to the Rough Trade East record shop after work last night, where I and about 30 other people was treated to a full length gig by the aforementioned band, in the shop, for precisely fuck all. There was also a talk by the bloke who designed all the Factory covers including the iconic Joy Division sleeves – not that I cared a toss about him or his shitty record covers…

I then ambled up Brick Lane in the evening sun, munched a salt beef and English mustard beigel from the famous Beigel Bake and was home, smugger than Exeter’s finest, by 9pm.

THE END.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:00, 106 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today I am wearing SHORTS to WORK
Which means that I (and my lucky, lucky colleagues) am more painfully aware than usual of my acres of painfully white flesh.

My question is this. Can it ever be acceptable to fake tan, or is it an act which can only ever be attributed to an excess of vainglorious twattery?

Alt Q - which Hollywood action hero would win a WWE-style Royal Rumble? (Just to counterbalance the excess of gay, above)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:59, 77 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone on OT has gone WAAAYY too far
Hey All,

Coopsweb just back to say - hacking user accounts is not cool... so don't fecking do it.

End of Transmission
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:26, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Self-pity whinge.
I have one swollen ankle. Not both; one. I thought it was hilarious until I googled it and saw that it could be a sign of DVT or pre-eclampsia. A phonecall later to the hospital and I have been told to put my feet up, drink loads of water and see what happens. I'm now paranoid about blood clots and I look more ridiculous than usual. I look fullterm with an enormous bump and Catface has been mocking me by imitating whale song when I go to have a bath. Seven weeks to go. Bah.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:46, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening
Here is a picture of the cakes I made for Mr Entity's birthday, thought you might like to see.


( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:47, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What a scrumpcious afternoon.
I couldn't stand being in the office this afternoon, so I took a half hol on impulse. I spent the time walking over Totternhoe Knolls searching for orchids. Didn't find any, a bit early really, but was surrounded by clouds of Small Blue butterflies. I'm so chilled now that nothing you good people do will thaw me out.

What do you guys do for an instant chill?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:25, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Favourite song lyrics, but replace one crucial lyric with the word cock
Go
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:03, 236 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Crap English
What's wrong with this sentence?

...AVR Ltd would hire me a vehicle for the duration of the repairs...

AVR being a car rental company. Hire me a vehicle? That to me sounds like "can you borrow me that pen a minute"

Is it actually correct, or would it be "...would lease me a vehicle for the duration..."

This is in a statement of truth I received from a solicitors regarding an old insurance claim. It is littered with spelling mistakes, ropey grammar and I assume their proofreader is in fact 7 years old.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:45, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you could change just one event in your past, what would it be?
Apart from the obvious one, mine would be stopping my brother from running into the road when we were small and getting killed.

I've always wanted a brother but I'm not sure why.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:25, 244 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

On my way to a Biology exam earlier
I was walking alongside my flatmate, making various "Your mum" jokes, getting him more and more annoyed. As we got into the room just outside the exam hall, I made as if to check the seating chart. "What are you doing that for?" he asked. "You know what your place is". "Yeah, on top of your mum" I replied as he pulled open the door to the exam hall.

It was at that moment he lost it briefly and said, very loudly into the deathly hush of the exam hall "OH JUST FUCK OFF". He turned bright red as three hundred people lifted their heads to stare in astonishment. I have seldom had to try harder not to laugh my head off.

What has amused you today?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I appear to have got away with calling Monty a bumder
So I will share with you my favourite long word that I use to annoy people.

Defenestration. The act of chucking someone through a window.

What long words amuse you?

Alt Q - if you were a Bond villain(ess), what would your signature death move be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:56, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One of those days
When I'm feeling upset and I don't know if I'm overreacting or not.

Will you tell me happy or funny things, so I'm not upset anymore?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:22, 185 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like
Ace of Base
(g-rex, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We're going to have a duel, you and I.
Twenty paces, at dawn. What is your weapon of choice?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:00, 267 replies, latest was 16 years ago)