the previous thread was a bit big
and a bit full of people wanting to talk about/stalk about french lesbians for me. so as kitty asked for an update on my ass-toning trainers, and i had a 6.5 mile walk home in them last night, i can confirm that they are comfortable. do they work? well, when i got to the gym (AT 6.30AM CAN I JUST SAY) this morning, my legs and ass took one look at the cross-trainer and started screaming "you must be kidding." so i think they probably do work a bit. which is good because i really didn't think they would.

what gimmicky shit have you fallen for and did it work or not?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:58, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Confusing and a bit embarrasing
Background: My brother and his friends have come to visit me for a week. So that none of them has to sleep on one of those awful inflatable mattresses, my flatmate (a very nice and sexy French girl) offered to sleep with me on my bed, then they can use her bedroom and all of us will be more comfortable.

Right. Yesterday night, while on her sleep, she came to me, hugged me and kissed me. I told her a couple of nice words and pushed her apart smoothly, so that she didn't wake up.

After that, I had a lot of confusing dreams with her. In fact, I'm not sure if all of them were dreams, as it all felt very real, and I know for sure that a couple of things happened. For example, I dreamt (I think) that she grabbed my hand and made me hug her (you know, as we girls usually do) and I remember having my hand on her tits and thinking on my sleep: "not bad...". Then the phone made a noise (low battery) and I moved back to my side of the bed. Well, the phone did make the noise, and I did move to my side of the bed... was I hugging her or was that just a dream? Mmmmm...

We've done weird dreams before, so to have something different, why are you confused?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:04, 244 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Conflict and early hours
Apparently there is a great deal of tension between China and Japan right now; China are trying to claim some potentially oil-rich islands controlled by Japan.

What are your thoughts on this Far East conflict?

Failing that, why the fuck are you awake and on b3ta at 6am?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:58, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RIP Norman Wisdom.
Mister Grimsdial!!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Another evening thread
Whilst I'm cooking my dinner.

Q: What was your first car and what became of it?

Alt Q: What was your favourite toy as a child.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:44, 179 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening OT
It's been a day of revenge and anger - what good news have you had lately?

My dad told me he's giving us kids some money now instead of making us plot wait for him to die. Most-of-remaining-mortgage-scale money. Woo! I'm totally getting rid of my knackered old house and getting a city penthouse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:17, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Revenge
I want some. I know it's best served cold, so I have waited nearly 5 years and I am ready to unfurl my hatred. I plan on going to this persons house, and in the garden, writing out the word CUNT in weedkiller. I will do this in Winter when the grass stops growing, so for a good 5 months this prize maggot will open the curtains to see an 8 foot high tribute to his ocean going cuntiness.

I would like the idea of sending gay/animal porn, they still live with their parents, and they all have the same initial!!

Any other great ideas for carrying out pointless acts petty hatred. All ideas welcomed.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:42, 306 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Help me!
I find monthly threads about old chocolate bars a little tedious (no offence 'Prone).

Tell me what's currently rocking your stereo, so that I can mock it and tell you it's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20, 309 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Help me!
I'm trying desperately to remember the name of a lemon and lime pop drink sold in the late 1980s. I keep thinking of Top Deck, but I think that was a shandy...

Anybody else have any fondly remembered products that have been discontinued?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:59, 213 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*rages*
So I've started a new case, and it's gone from 0 to GUILTY in about 10 seconds. I am really going to hate this one, it's fucking horrific.

What has made you angry recently?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:18, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Last Saturday night
I raided my sneaker collection for a pair of fresh Pumas, broke out a Rock Steady Crew shirt and headed off to the Forum to see the mighty KRS1 from Boogie Down Productions. I remember when his first LP came out in 1987.

It was excellent - I simultaneously felt really fucking old and 25 years younger.

What was the last juvenile thing you did and did you enjoy it or feel a complete tit?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:00, 172 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what mentalist behaviour should we expect on OT this week?
Morning all.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:53, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

late night thread
how do you make your cheese on toast?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:48, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5 cents
THE DOCTOR IS IN
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:02, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So that confirmed it then. It's official WBM/Roger the starfish will be the next B3tan
tp join Eva Braun, Joseph Goebbels, and Harold Shipman in that ever so exclusive club of 'mentals who topped themselves.' With that in mind I ask you this, At whose death would you like to have been a fly on the wall? famous or not, and why?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:09, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now that Bert's gone, who's going to be the next /offtopic person to kill themselves?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 17:20, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Weekend!
Here's something for DG, nicked from a friend's FB status:
Listening to the audiobook of Doctor Who and the Crusaders. According to this, the Doctor's grand-daughter, Susan, stayed behind in post-apocalyptic London in the 21st century to build a new life with "David Cameron"...

Today's question: something, something, something, something, question mark.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:08, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

late night thread alert
I am almost certain I am standing next to Richard Dawkins. What recent brush with possibly famous people have you had? If it is him should I tell him my dawkins joke?

Alt Q: where was the last place you flew?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:08, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Neeeeewwwwwwwww threeeeeeaaaaaad!
Go!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:40, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Labs said something earlier about some guy's voice from the Crow
Whose voice makes you wet, a la Fran from Black Books listening to that guy who did Darth Maul's voice?

And whose voice absolutely grates on your like nails down a blackboard or forks on a plate?

Alt Q: I know I shouldn't antagonise the badger, but I can't help it. What are you doing this weekend?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck that shit.
What are you knob-gobblers up to this weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:13, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*ahem* Ding.
It's getting on for midday. Many of you will soon be considering a break in your working day in which to take luncheon. I believe it is customary to indulge in a thread about the same. So, what has the servant boy put in your sandwiches today?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:59, 284 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stupid clothing choices
Today is friday, dress down day across many offices nationwide. Running late this morning I have put on flip flops rather than shoes and socks and am subsequently wet cold and miserable.

What stupid clothing choices have you made in the past?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:46, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am seriously thinking about starting to eat chicken again.
I watched that posh tart's cooking programme last night and she roasted a chicken and somehow the smell and taste came flooding back. I would only eat free range though.

Would I be wrong to go back now after so long abstaining? I'm torn.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:31, 230 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Has anyone seen Agnostic Antichrist?
I hope he knows he can end his hibernation now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 7:08, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Psst! Anyone want to see a gorgeous pair?
Replies for picture (SFW, fear not)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:56, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone around?
Or are you all busy tucking into your Turkey Twizzlers?

What was your best ever result from either the casino or bookies?

Alt Q: Best ever British television drama.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:34, 53 replies, latest was 15 years ago)