If you were a pub what would you be called?
I expect others would be The Brandy & Bugle (Monty) The Smug and Croissant (Vipros) and The Rapists Arms (Chompy).

Alt: What are you allergic to?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:47, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Oaties
I drank too much and stayed up too late last night - no surprises there - but tea and weetabix have sorted me out for now.

I fear I may run out of steam by lunchtime, though. How are you doing this fine day?

altQ: If you had to choose between giving up your favourite vice or seeing a family member in front of a firing squad, which family member would you choose?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:51, 264 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread just so 'Swipe and Amberl can discuss boots and maybe shoes.
And for Jeff- today I wore a tie by Paul Smith, knotted with a full Windsor, cufflinks by Paul Smith, white check on white spread collar shirt and was scented by Comme Des Garcons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:35, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What are you looking forward to most at the moment?
No Alt Q:
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why are you lot hiding in here?
explain !!!
( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tell me what you like to put on your cheesy pizza? i like them naked

(bensons, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New Thread.
No question.

ANARCHY, YEAH?


EDIT: Oh bollocks, that's a question isn't it? Ah, tits, that's another one. Technically an 'alt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:48, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, the excitment (for you, Chompy)
There is a little, tiny opportunity for Mark and I to work in Spain... so little and tiny that quite possibly, it won't happen. However, I'm so excited I've started checking salaries and other stuff.

On the other hand, I feel a bit mean today. My ex-boyfriend departed with the promise of keeping the friendship. I tried to do it, but usually he doesn't reply to my emails. I just learnt that he's getting married, which makes me feel happy for him, but sad among other things because he didn't tell me directly. I just learnt today as well that he's working for a crappy company, and that made me a bit happy, as her mother used to say that I wasn't good enough for him. Am I bad?

Soo, things that you didn't expect to happen, good or bad; and do you feel guilty about them?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, 229 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

creative insults
what is your favourite swear word/insult?

alt q: can/should i use it on the client i am about to call?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:51, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Roota's close call
We've been wanting to bar some weird bloke from my place of work for a while. He'd not done anything officially 'wrong', but he'd been generally rude, creepy, smelly, pervy and inappropriate.
Today it transpired that he is this man:
www.metro.co.uk/news/845957-disgraced-ex-lawyer-gets-asbo-for-binge-drinking
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Diggle

This has steeled me to tell the OTHER creepy customer who's been buying me chocolate bars and asking me how much I pay at the hairdressers to FUCK OFF.

What close calls with weirdos have you had?

Alt q Should I gte a job in a lunatic asylum and accept my fate?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:22, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want a warm muffin and some hot tea and a box of tissues and a long hug.
I'm getting sick.

What do you want?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:14, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's nearly 12:30,
so lunch thread what are you having for lunch?

Oh really, sounds good.

I'm having a roast pork sandwich. It's awesome.
I roasted the pork last night, the whole joint cost me about £4, who says waitrose is expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So, considering the latest election results in the US,
does the UK still take political refugees and do any of you have room in your basement (or attic) for me and my family?

Alternatively, what drugs will best help me to bend over and take it with a smile from our more right wing than ever government?

none of you are doing my mother 'cause she'd kick your ass if you tried
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:13, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Surprise me.
(anyone posting 'BOO!' will have their pets and/or loved ones posted to them in a series of ever-more-grisly instalments)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:02, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stupid things you do
When it's raining, and I'm walking on the street, if I see a floor tile that looks loose, I MUST step on it, which usually results in me covered on dirty water. I try to stop myself. I even think before I do it "Don't do it, you'll be upset afterwards" but I can't stop my feet...

Which stupid things you do, knowing that it'll make you upset with yourself for doing them?

PS: Nobody here is doing my mum, I know that for a fact.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:53, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right enough of that nonsense from last night.
I'm feeling worryingly smug today. I'm halfway through my exams, I have one more tomorrow and then one next Thursday. I have not had any problems with them so far, and am feeling pretty confident I'll get a decent mark for them.
I also got a haircut so I look nice for you lot when I come visit in 12 days time (fuck where did the time go??).

So! What's on for your days then? Anybody doing anything more fun then studying?

Alt: Why did we get /ot-raped by /talk anyway?
edit - that was a rubbish question. Stuff it. Which movies should I stick on my iPod for the trip, and why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 7:04, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You fucking sickos.
What is that shit you're voting onto the popular page?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:11, 51 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm bored.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:02, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What is it with massive evening threads these days?
It's nearly like the days of Spakkaman and Maladicta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:32, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread time
On a related subject what is the worst date you've ever been on?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:25, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EVENING SUNBEAMS!
I'm about to rewrite my old dating site profile (eugh). In it you have to describe oneself in the following format:

I am _______, ________ and _______

Try it, you might like it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:23, 210 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mental thread is long
So my pinched nerve is now actually starting to hurt, rather than just leave me with pins and needles AND I saw Brian Blessed in Uxbridge.

How awesome has your day been?

Edit: Oh, and I'm going to Ikea later. In WEMBLEY, no less. Beat that, suckers.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is B3ta in decline?
Am I right to think that the usage of this site is lower than it used to be? I haven’t seen any site stat’s but it seems to me that with the exception of OT (which seems about the same), /talk seems to have much less going on than it used to and QOTW doesn’t get as many answers as it used to or from as many people. IMO the quality of QOTW posts seems to be lower than it used to be.

Alt: Which website do you use the most (except B3ta)?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, 338 replies, latest was 15 years ago)