Glee was better last night, thank fuck
Although I still think I should be on the song selection committee.

Anyway. This morning we're talking about idiosyncracies *relaxes on sofa next to Christine Bleakley* yesterday I was happy to wear my work security pass on a tag at my belt. Today it's in my pocket, even though this makes going through doors a more time-consuming task. Why? Because yesterday I was wearing a shirt that matched the colour of my pass... and today I'm not.

What frankly ludicrous things do you do on a daily basis, and not even consider that odd until someone points it out to you?

Alt Q - what's the most insanely optimistic use of £35 million you can recall?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:52, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since the last one is getting a bit full
General Evening thread

And for an actual question what is the best music video parody you've seen?

or alternatively, got anything fun planned for the week coming up?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:37, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is the Internet broken?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:07, 271 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So, what's shit these days?
According to rob this board is busier than /talk with half as many active users. We're shit, though, aren't we? What else is shit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:25, 264 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

First official lesson conducted and successfully completed.
I am smugger than Vipros sat on a throne of croissants in a croissant castle in the kingdom of croissant - What have you done today that made you feel a bit smug/happy?

alt q: How many times was I called 'Miss' today?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:41, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread because the one below is boring.
My foot hurts which may stop me from going to the gym tonight. Ever felt like fate was conspiring against you to stop you from becoming the svelte goddess that's trapped inside?

Also since the TV channels never play old horror movies anymore, I've ordered some DVD's from Amazon.

Who was your favorite horror character from the black and white era?
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:17, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Subject:
I just overheard someone say I'm really confused-dot-com I think this is the same woman who refers to her ugly dogs as her babies.

What little phrases annoy you in the work place.

If you're not at work, why don't you get a job yeah!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:39, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning all
In honour of the impending Darth Foxtrot TV extravaganza, what is the best/strangest thing you have won?

ALT Q:
Last meal on Death Row?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:04, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morrow, foetid reprobates.
I have had a weekend of high and low culture: exotic cuisine (well, Mexican but v. good), museums (Hunterian), MDs (guess), canalside walks (Regent's followed by Mile End nature reserve...and old jazz pub: The Palm Tree), subterranean bars (Gordons), fun with child. All in all it was superb.

You?

Alt: Which book you have read has affected you most? I don't want to hear about fucking shitty films or television programmes, you can shove them up your fucking arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:44, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening natter
I suspect everyone has gone to bed but I'll bung this up especially for Jeff.
What are your plans for this week? And how do they differ from whatever you'd rather be doing?
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:23, 62 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening QOTW!
Anyone for cake?
( CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, 213 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

anyone for online boggle
weboggle.info/?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:59, 263 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone planning on going to 2000 trees festival this year, tickets go on sale via facebook page
tomorrow morning. I thought it was a while yet so might want to get in early if anyone is going?

Alt Q: how are you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:56, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good evening /OT
Have we had a pleasant Saturday? Mrs Cow is out for a hen do and I've been on kid duty all day whilst she has been waxed, haircut, etc... I have however managed to consume 3 steaks today, 1 in a sandwich for lunch and 2 with pepper sauce for tea.

I now have a bottle of good red to polish off. What do you have??

Alt Q:
What was for tea?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:48, 357 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Which one of you is Valerie Turks?
www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:03, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK YEAH, DEEP FAT FRYER.
Totally got a deep fat fryer for b'day/x-mass. I'm going to do _soo_ much expermenting over the month, including....

- The Everlasting Desert - Ball of creme cheese, battered, deep fried, covered in nutella, battered, deep fried, covered in peanut butter, battered and deep fried, covered in....etc etc etc until I get a ball of golden crspy fried goodness.
- Battered'n'deep-fried confectionary bars, oh yes.
- Booblas A jewish dish, can be savory or sweet, they're a pancake made using motza meal that can be sweet or savory.
- Tempora & Katsu, battered and deep fried veg/meat.
- Aromantic Duck, oh yeah' baby.
- Crisps and nachos, oh man.

oh man, such delights, naturally it would have to be a treat rather than regular or my size shall double, but I can finally easerly have _real_ chips. It will replace something I do weeklyish; get a fattening take away, rather than suppliment it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A collective project.
There are quite a few people who blog on here, about all sorts of different things. Politics, Food, Video Games, general life stuff, technology... all sorts of stuff.

I was wondering if anyone would like to do a big shared blog? I'll set the whole thing up on WordPress, anyone who's involved will be able to write what they want, some people might even write conflicting things which might be interesting.

Gaz me up if you're interested, you can post once in a blue moon or every day, whatever you fancy really. Can you please Popular Page this in case someone is interested who isn't around at the moment.

What do you reckon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:46, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'ning, chumps!
what a lovely day! Why am I poorly?

alt q: What would be the ideal way to spend a sunny but freezing cold saturday?

alt alt q: why the hell does morrisons fake lemsip do weird things to my brain, but normal lemsip doesn't?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:15, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To water bomb or not?
I have a couple outside my house who are arguing drunkenly.
While also attempting to have some kind of sexual encounter against the wall.
After trying to ignore this for a while i'm undecided what to do.
Ignore it and hope they move on?
Open the window, grab their attention and hold up some score cards while giggling rather childishly?
Turn the water hose on them?
Invite them in ;) ?
Tell them to bugger off ?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:42, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Friday night YouTube disco anyone?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:02, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Complete confusion
I've been given a 24v 100W DC electric motor (as I'm sort of known for messing about with that sort of shit), but generally, if it's outside of a computer I haven't got a clue.
I've also been given a 12v battery to go with it, and when I connect it up, it goes like shit off a shovel.
How can I control it's speed? I know I need a PMW, and I've found a 12v 30A one on ebay, how can I tell if this will be man enough for the job?
(dchurch bah, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:17, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I should state
That regardless of my unhealthy desires to 'stalk' Fiona Bruce and Ronni Ancona, I categorically AM NOT a serial obsessive stalker of sexy, intelligent, clearly FILTHY and totally INSATIABLE brunettes.

That's all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mindhacking pub smokers
OK, so I've just started running a hotel with a nice restaurant with a bar attached. The bar is fairly popular, and so has lots of smokers lurking like fat otters outside the front door, where smart, posh restaurant customers should be walking in feeling all wowed by clean and healthy and posh the place is.

I haven't got the budget to put up a smokertorium, but I need to a. get the smokers to move exactly 5 paces to the left and b. kindly put their fag ends and empty packets in one of the eight bins I have kindly provided for this purpose and not ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE LIKE THEY@RE A BUNCH OF CANCER RIDDEN SEAGULS SHITTING FAG ENDS EVERYWHERE.

I have tried a. asking nicely and b. machine guns, without success. What genius tricks have you seen working to get people to not act like selfish cunts lately that might be remotely useful/entertaining?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:05, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm too lazy to stalk anyone
but if you could, or wanted to (all the usual riders, against the law, crazy, blah, blah, blah) who would you stalk?

I'd probably check out exes first - out of curiosity. Then I'd move onto the actor Mark Ruffalo (he's up for an Oscar as best supporting actor) because he's hawt and then I'd move onto Bruce Forsythe because I hate him.

Who, why and how would you go about it?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:13, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm just starting a new thread to say I told you so.
edit: Top Exeter news www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654
I wonder where Vipros has been all day.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:21, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread is long.
anyone doing anything good this sometime whatever on TV or Radio?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:01, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeff, it turns out, is an 'African Bum Cleaner'.
What utterly expected and not in the least bit surprising news have YOU had of late?

Alt: I'm in a Pink Floyd tribute band with some other octogenarian inbreds when I'm not boffing a model which IS NOT VERY OFTEN I CAN TELL YOU. I think we need a new name - can you help? Free TITS in my lapdancing emporium for the best entry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:40, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did anyone else see Skins last night?
Fucking hell that was dull. It's just turned into a more pretentious version of Hollyoaks, but without any eye candy.

Anyway. What's rocking your little socks today, internet chums? I killed my boss on Red Dead Redemption last night. This is important because he won't be my boss any more after tonight. I'm sure you understand.

Alt Q - what's for breakfast? Not lunch - BREAKFAST. I'm not playing by the rules. What a fucking rebel. Check ma bad self.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:42, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just 13 hours away from
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*lifts up kilt*

I don't care what you think. I'm going to bed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 2:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)