Fuck Ups
I am having to sort many fuck ups today. These are really annoying as it takes ages to resolve things and it is obvious that things (procedures, testing, whatever) has not been done

What have you fixed today?

ALT:
What have you broken today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:02, 235 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No offence Gonz but that thread doesn't seem overly inspirational.
Tell me about the best day of your life. Or the worst - if it is funny. Any reference to alcoholic parents will result in your being marooned on the Isle of Wight for ever. With NakedApe and his 'joke book'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:59, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23352
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:13, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monday morning blues.
I haven't got them.

Apart from winding up the trolls, I haven't really done anything fun for a while.

What do you do for pure unadulterated fun each week?
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:32, 209 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just saw a truly amazing act.
Ever heard of That1Guy? Trust me, you should.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmrYhDq9ms

The man is a musical genius. He's also an engineering genius- he created that bizarre thing he's playing. He's got a great voice and excellent stage presence, and the only part of his entire body that stayed still at all was his left foot as it supported him. He was playing things with his right foot and all the rest of him besides.

And after the show he hung out for a good while talking to the audience. I got to talk to him for a few minutes myself, and he's a gentle down-to-earth sort. He's very happy to talk about the instrument he designed and built, and loves to talk music with fans.

Keep an eye out. I think he's going to be a far bigger act than even he could dream.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How was your weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:27, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

MONTY MONTY !
There is a leak out on ThePirateBay where you can download the latest Avril Lavigne album "Goodbye Lullaby", it's really good, I'm giving it a listen now, it's quite good. It doesn't come out 'till the 2nd of march (about the same time the new Apple © iPad © 2 ™ gets announced), but you can download it now and then buy it on the Apple iTunes Store when it comes out and nobody will mind, you can give it a listen on your Apple iPod Nano 6th Gen 16GB (pink).

There was a bloke on COme Dine With Me who had a castle, he lived in one, I don't think I would like to live in a castle, they're always so drafty and most of them are in forrests which is crap, plus they're haunted mostly. I think the only castle I would like to live in is maybe The Tower of London, is that would be easy to nip to the shops if I'm short of coca. Do you know anyone, personally, who lives in a castle? What do they think of it?

My dream is to own a property with two sets of stairs going to the same floors, that's a true sign of knowing you've made it.

Q: Tell me about the best day of your childhood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:39, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nostalgia. It's not what it used to be. Discuss:

Alt: hardcore will never die...but will it? Will hardcore actually die?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:48, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Art fan?
This is my old friend's stuff:
www.dotmasters.co.uk

He painted my flat. Ironically not very well. He's even more of a know-all penis than I am but some of his stuff is (irritatingly) brilliant. It's worth going through a few pages of it* as there are some very different things to see.

*you may disagree
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:39, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think if Monty were where I am right now, he would go on a murderous rampage.
there is a band outside playing Oasis.
Badly.

If you could pick someone to go on a murderous rampage and why? I'm not expecting many replies considering it's Sunday. If there are replies when I wake up, I'll be very, very surprised indeed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:49, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So how have you filled your Saturday?
Alt: Disco time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:31, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:25, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a future wife for Monty?
in replies
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:11, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've worked 200 hours this month. This is utterly depressing
Tell me how you bastards are enjoying yuor first of TWO days off. Bastards, all of you *sulks*

Alternatively just post some links of stuff and talk about crap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:11, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ok come on, it's late, bring it on.
Drop your tunes after this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jybiyJMFXJM
I'd love to say Friday Night Disco is bollocks, really I would, but...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:51, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck a thread that's hours old.
Why the hell are you here now?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:01, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

music geek thread for those that are arsed about such things.
Tonight I am listening to the No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew) EP by Mogwai.

Hopefully Noel will have Untrue downloaded very soon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:25, 47 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go on then.
You have your choice of takeaway, from whatever genre or type of cooking or country you care for. Give me a starter, a main and a dessert, and a beverage to wash it down with.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:35, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can't have all gone home yet
Anyway, here's a question - where do all the cute guys with low standards hang out? I just realised I'm once again invited to a dinner party where I'm the only single one - gah!

alt: favourite mammal?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:30, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does anyone want to buy my Panasonic 3CCD Broadcast AG-DVC60?
No?

Oh ok then, what are you up to this weekend? I personally will be fitting new kitchen doors and taking my little girl to her ballet class.

Yes I know its too early for a new thread but its Friday and its nearly 3 already!

Alt. is 15" too big?
( Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:57, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread is long
So we had a big corporate do last night and had Rob Brydon as guest star, he was very funnny.

What nice surprsies have you had recently?

ALT: Tangerines, clementines, satsumas, what's that all about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch is SO 45 minutes ago.
What's your best feature? Maybe it's your eyes, or your fluency in technical abilities, or your massive cock? Could it be your tendency to be optimistic, or that you're fucking minted?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:20, 222 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

LUNCH
Let's talk about LUNCH
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tin Foil Hats
After several minutes of thought,this is the best 3-word combination that I could come up with. A special mention, however, does go to 'invisible napkin salmon'.

Can anyone beat that?

NB: Anyone who suggets 'I Love You' or some such bollocks will have their username cock-slapped by my good self.
(2_Killer_Mockingbirds Listened to all the same songs on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, 37 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fate had it in for me yesterday...
I had a dodgy stomach from eating a questionable baked potato and was throwing up a bit, then I put my back out trying to lift a box out to get a blanket. Then I got a shock from a dodgy mains plug which knocked me on my arse.

It was at that point I decided I should stay away from threshing machinery and not attempt to, say, sharpen up my cooking knives or handle my snakes...

Still, today I'm in relatively little pain and back at work, huzzah!

Has the universe ever attempted to kill you off with a series of amusingly unlikely incidents?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:45, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Friday news story
It's about space
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12573413
Also robot butler who cleans and shit, how cool is that?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:42, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm having a crap week.
The multi function printer has broken down, I've fucked up at work, I have a headache, I have to drive to Manchester and back after work, I can't stop eating and I keep getting messages from neanderthal munters on the dating site.

Cheer me up pleeeeeze.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:53, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)