Lazy gits.
I've been up since 6.10am - I know, five hours fucking sleep on a Saturday. Today I get to help my friends unpack the entire contents of their old house into their new one, under the guise of playing Hotwheels with their two-year old lad for five hours. I think we all know who wins here.

What does Saturday hold for you, other than a distant and untraceable feeling of regret?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:19, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Grab your pork-pie hat and start skanking.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWxvlQ8Zy4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:57, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:12, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right, so NOBODY's talking now?
I call Friday night whatever thread.

Do whatever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:49, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pub quiz team name.
The Nation of Quizlam, or Quizlamic Fundamentalism?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:53, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PyschoChump V Darth Foxtits
PyschoChump Darth Foxtits
Strength - 6 Strength - 4
Agility - 3 v Agility - 7
Special Move - Paperclip Rape SM -Pirouetting penis pull

Place your bets now.

Q: Any other B3tan deathmatches you would like to see?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:23, 71 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread time!
Love to hate/hate to love

I love to hate going to concerts, it's like a passion to be able to tell people exactly how I feel about them.
I hate to love Ke$ha. But I kinda do.

Alt: tell us a not so secret secret
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:08, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oooh look! It is new thread o'clock
What is your biggest vice?? What can you not help but do, even though you know you aren't supposed to

(Monty, please only answer once)

ALT Q:
What nice things do you do without any thanks?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:29, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now, I don't use Twiter much, apart from to publicise my night amongst the suprirsingly techno-savvy denizens of Norwich
but I've just read a superb Tweet from David Schnieder. "The only way Gaddafi's going to get away with this is if he gets judged by the FA".

Ashleycolelolz

Which famous people do you find unfailingly amusing?

Alt: Preferred execution method for those at the other end of the celebrity respectrum. Imaginative as you like.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:29, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got an hour and a half to kill till I start travelling and I'm bored.
Tell me your earliest memory.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:08, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What a waste.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8360276/MoD-pays-150000-to-pulp-Afghanistan-book-after-bureaucratic-blunder.html

What was your biggest waste of money ever?

Alt: Favourite biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:00, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bit serious down there it's Friday FFS

I am eating dome salsa toasted almonds, the are lully. But tell me about your snack genius, monster munch and salad cream sandwich anyone?

Alt: What's the weirdest thiing that's been in your mouth?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:35, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

London folk heads up
Lastminute.com has advanced bookings for London restaurant week with some great deals.

Just thought you might like to know...those that don't live in London, I'm sure your local Wimpey will give you a deal on a Bender.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:36, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's friday!
What are people's plans this weekend?
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:49, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's my b3taday you lot
yay!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:16, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can easily eat a box in Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.
What is your 'once you pop, you can't stop' food nemesis?

Alt: Natter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:29, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what's happening this evening, folks?
Yesterday I actually changed all the little light bulbs in my house and now I can see EVERYTHING, which means I need to clean the bathroom more.

Also I have "change every light bulb" by Wonderstuff as an earworm.

alt: How are you going to conquer the world?

EDIT alt alt Q: What is your plan B?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:25, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just reminding you all* to watch the gyppoes clip when you get home if you've not already.
MESSAGE ENDS.


*apart from Lab who thinks it's shit. This mystifies me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:14, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What the fuck happened to OT whilst I was at lunch?
Honestly, I pop out for an hour and you lot let the attention-seeking massive take over. Anyway, I'm confident you'll like this.

Having twenty minutes spare before I needed to be back at work, I popped into the Steam Packet for a pint for the simple reason that it's 30 seconds' walk from my office door. I read my copy of FHM (hey, it's funny) and drank Amstel. Bliss.

I mentioned this pasttime to my workmate upon my return to the office. He sniggered and told me to check out www.norwichgaypubs.com. It turns out I was sat in a gay bar, looking like the slightly camp and frequently-accused-of-bumdering fellow I am, reading F-H-fucking-M. On my own. I may as well have had "doth protest too much" tattooed on my forehead.

What gaps in your knowledge have led to embarrassment of late?

Alt: Star Wars or Star Trek?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Club Big Bird and the Pandering Club?
Here's JMG.
What developments have been taken to improve QOTW since I was last here?

I've brought a notepad. Put down your third lunch and bring me good news. I've no time for continued failings and fat kids at the QOTW end of the b3ta playground.
86th caller to claim to have been in the armed forces wins tickets for Springsteen.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm a horrid troll and I'm VERY VERY sorry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good news/bad news.
The good news is I'm off tomorrow to play with my friends and I bought a lovely blouse today. Linky for the ladies.

www.dorothyperkins.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33053&storeId=12552&productId=2148413&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208745&parent_categoryId=208610&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20&refinements=category~[232530|208745]&noOfRefinements=1

Bad news is I had a blood test and there's nothing wrong with me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well that question is boring
So here's another one.

We sold a car 2 months ago and just got an angry text saying various things are wrong with it. It was sold as seen and when we sold it we didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

Should we ignore it or tell them to cunting well fuck off? The wife is scared she will come over to the house and fuck her shit right up innit blood.

no alt because this thread is equally dull and will be replaced by a lunch thread soon.

*edit* just saw thread below, no I'm not deleting and I'm not sorry.
( Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:37, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread that isn't about HTML, LARPING, Linux or other nerd passtimes
I am going to put all of my CD's into storage at the weekend as they are all on hard drives now, but what do you hoard that you don't need?

ALT: What does your favourite mug look like?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, 167 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A Question for HTML Coding Nerds + alt nerd question
Let's say we have a paragraph like this:

"You can help us in the following ways:
1. Help this way
2. Help that way
3. Help the other way"

Would you:
1. Place the list (<ol> tag) within the paragraph (<p> tag) as it is clearly part of the paragraph
2. Separate the list from the paragraph

I've coded for years but never been sure of the semantics here.

Alt Question: What subject/hobby are you nerdy about that would even make other nerds think "what a f*cking nerd!"?
(stubbledchin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:09, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh look it's a news link.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8357934/Libya-rebels-in-desperate-battle-to-hold-ground.html

This is one of the best articles I've read for years, truely great combat journalism. Which shows the madness that is going on in Libya at the moment.

If you look at the "most read today" part of the website it's beaten by two articles about the iPad 2 ffs.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:21, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

loose lips cost lives
i have to admit that i love a bit of juicy gossip. whether it's at work, socially or even on here, i like to know who is shagging whom and everything in between. but i do know when not to repeat it!

so: what's the best bit of gossip you've ever heard? and do you keep it to yourself, tell "just one person", or would it be quicker to publish it in "the sun"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:19, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you want to see the funniest thing you'll ever see in your life?
You may not have YouTube access at work but I urge you to make time for this at home if this is the case. Proper gyppoes doing everything in their power to confirm every stereotype imaginable:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvK24p9GHQ

This is why things like 'Horse Outside' are not that funny - the real thing is much better. I laughed until I wept and my stomach ached last night. Watch some of his other stuff too, it's all brilliant and he is blatantly pissed out of his mind in every single video. Utter genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:17, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I may actually get a full night's sleep tonight.
I asked one of the girls on my floor to ask the others to keep it down when they get back from the clubs tonight and she said she'd pass it along. I hope it works. If it does, I'll be reaaaaaaaaally happy.

What're you hoping goes your way today folks?
and if you can't be bothered answering that - did you know you can get television through your laptop? I didn't. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:09, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)