Morning everyone
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10713574

Those Geordies, eh? Mentals, the lot of them.

How are you all this morning?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:55, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone for a copy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:39, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Everyone's gone home and it's Friday and I'm sat here with a bottle of beer and Blackalicious on the Hi-Fidelity Sound System.
I haven't got much to say as per usual but I wondered, are you like: starter and main, or main and dessert, or fuck it I'll go for all three? Savoury or sweet? Or the secret third option? And what're you at tonight?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:31, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rentaghost is "fucking shit" discuss
Alt: What turduler activities are going on around you for "comic" relief?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:32, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I sent my brother my Rentaghost porn, and he has replied:
'Harold Meaker tossed and turned in his sleep, it was almost as though there was someone else in the room, nay, within the very Meaker bed itself,...a strange ghostly presence...the like of which he had not sensed since his Fukushima curry two weeks previously had re-manifested itself at the foot of the bed, clad only in a spectral white sheet and the scent of the grave...Mr Davenport, he had thought at the time, you go too far sir! but 'too far' was only just an entree for Claypole's current ghostly antics, as he eagerly vaulted his way into Ethel's cobweb strewn alleyway, she dressed in her virginal nylon nightgown, and he with his strangely glowing protrusion jutting forth into her dank rotten fold...Ethel grunted her delight..Claypole sensed he could go for the double, and rolled Harold over...shooting him swiftly in the eye in a Bayeaux Travesty of normal love...Meaker grunted his dismay...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:30, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Serious business now.
I am madly in love with a man on the internet and I don't know what to do. It's none of you reprobates so don't go buying any rubber sheets just yet.

He's on a dating site and he's everything I ever wanted and............he looks a bit like Jeff Bridges.

Help!
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:35, 251 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good news - freeloading hippy twats are to get their comeuppance at last
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8388795/Squatting-to-be-made-illegal-vows-Clarke.html

Now to pass a law to evict the gypsys from other peoples land and we're all good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:12, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sorry, I can't face any more of that.
Week end plans?


AAAAARRGHHGH STOP IT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:10, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's up doc?
Three word thread.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:15, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

‘Odd’s bodkins’ muttered Claypole to himself as he slipped panther-like from his jester’s outfit.
He had the horn and he had it bad. He knew that if his ‘mini Claypole’ wasn’t gratified – and fast – his taut, RADA-trained scrotum was going to overheat like a Fukushima fuel rod. Only these love-conkers were far from spent. Despite his earlier haunting of those Perkins cunts next door (after which his ‘ectoplasm’ left them with faces like plasterer’s radios), Timothy was straining like a kind of camp, bearded racehorse…and with a glossy, oiled cock to match.

He was going to take that Ethel Meaker right up the ‘Starlight Express’, he thought to himself as he roller-skated into her bedroom. He didn’t care if he still had some AIDS on his helmet from last night when Nadia Popov had more than lived up to her name – the time was now, and his sense of urgency was palpable. He glided noiselessly across the bedroom floor, leaned over the sleeping Meaker, whispered ‘gadzooks’ in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:50, 116 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am temporarily delurking.
I need advice re. work and my rights. I have a boss who has taken a clear and personal dislike to me and who sees fit to criticise and berate me in front of colleagues.

I have been in the company for nearly a year and permanent since January.

Currently, my team has had its size halved, so all the work previously done by six staff (including two trainees, me included) is being done by three of us- the two trainees and a more experienced colleague.

I am of course looking for a new job, but my notice period is two months. What should I do? Unreasonable demands are being made of me but with less than two years service I don't think I have any legal recourse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:33, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:41, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I found a machilan guide french resturant and deli on the way home from work....
Oh Em ____GEE____, that was so fucking lush. Fois Gras Mouse, Chilli Jelly, [a really strong tasting canonbear like cheese], and fresh crusty-ousidide-soft-inside bread.

And some piquant peppers and sundried tomartos.

Amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:42, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is there a b3ta minecraft server?
What have you been doing today?
I've been playing with virtual leggo.
( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:41, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Has everyone fucked off to get drunk?
/bored
*twiddles thumbs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:26, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
blah blah blah

news link www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/17/fukushima_thursday/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey Plumpers. Here's JMG!
In the past I have been the hero, saving /QOTW from being shut down on at least three occasions.

If QOTW was to be shut down, or indeed WHEN it is shut down. Where will you go to make things up?
Honest question. Don't get yourselves worked up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:30, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is anyone else following this 'Night Stalker' trial?
He could teach Barry Bulsara a thing or two about being a delusional fantasist, eh?

His 'my ex wife is trying to frame me' story is fucking superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

(__, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They see /b/ trolling, they hating
Via Reddit, some rather funny if very cruel trolling from 4chan.
What was the last prank you pulled, or the last time you trolled ONLINE?

Alt: Lunch?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:30, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dead thread is dead
I know most of you are socially retarded internet fatties who hate all sport because of the time you were made to do PE in your underwear and everyone laughed at your burger nips, but I am very much looking forward to England V Ireland on Saturday, Grandslam here we come!

Or, Clocks go forward soon, should we stay on BST all year and screw the impoverished moaning Scots? Or should we saty as we are?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:00, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, isn't it all fun and games here this morning?
Shall we start again?

Last night I went out and had some yummy chinese (sorry Monty, but I'm talking about food} and it has made me so ill I may never be able to eat tasy, yummy MSG again.

Why the fuck does MSG want to kill me?

Alt: What's the most offensive -ism? Assume that you are unaffected personally by any -ism, which would you find the most offensive to witness?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:57, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning OT
I heard there was some racism going on over here so I turned up to tell you off.

Shame on you.
( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:44, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Greetings, one and all.
I believe it is St Padraig's Day today. Is this right? Does anyone but me find it odd that in this day and age a patron saint's day is still celebrated on such a large scale? I know 'de Oirish' are not the most forward-looking of races, comprised as they are of horse theives, tinkers, tarmackers, leprechauns and toothless simpletons, but even so...

I'm sure it's borne of Irish Americans' desperate need for an identity in their new(ish) land, but there's no fucking excuse here. I was at university in North London and on St Patrick's day the union bar was like a fucking terrorist convention. I've never felt so unwelcome in my own country before or since. I've been one of about five caucasians at heavy Rasta dub nights on dozens of occasions and felt welcome and included. Funny isn't it? No.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:38, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning, bumders and reprobates, and those of you that join us from both sides.
Simple morning question: What was the last thing you bought?

Alt: What's your problem?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:33, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I has cash. I need to spend cash.
I came into some money today (not a huge amount), and I put it in my savings account.

I don't like having money in my savings account.

What can I buy?

Alt: What's the deal with the gold spirit shite? Why would you drink something that has flakes of shiny metal in it?
(mingeswingers, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 1:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What we need here is a
ONLY ONE DAY OF WORK LEFT BEFORE I AM GOING TO GET WASTED WITH MY MOST AWESOME FRIENDS FOR FOUR DAYS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm going to make a bucket of sangria
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What we need here is a new thread
If you had to describe yourself as an emotion/meal/sex act, what kind of emotion/meal/sex act would it be?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:05, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)