Conking out thread
If you could buy one thing in the world, what would it be and why?

Alt:
Lunch anyone? I'm not buying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:22, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SANDWICH RETAILERS!!!!!
Not really.


Ever been in a fight? Did you win? I've been assaulted once or twice but never had a 'fight'. Who do you think I am, Noel or something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:54, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Home-made sour dough bread and home-made fig jam.
I win middle class breakfast of the day.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 7:38, 257 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm gonna ring-a-rang-a-dong for a new thread!
I'm having a look at holiday, something before the end of March (maybe).

No idea if I want a week in the sun reading books, or going out looking at 'stuff'.

Where would you go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:15, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Video chat sympathy thread
Only saw my Mum and sister on Saturday, consequently we've run out of things to say to each other after 5 minutes. HELP. Talk about anything. I don't care. I'm probably stuck in this conversational limbo for the best part of an hour.

Alt: stuff to talk about to my parents, other than "I'M GAY LOLOLOLOL" please.

AltAlt: Alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:42, 86 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What was your favourite film/television programme/song/band/sexual position when you were a child?
Are you now ashamed of this or not?

Is there anything you thought was shit then but now realise you were entirely wrong?

This is a shit Q but it's better than 'woo, injection' surely?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:07, 199 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oooh it's back.
Thank fuck for that, now I'm off out to get injected.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:01, 126 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wooo new thread wooo
So what do you all think of the Cap on household benefits? £26,000 after tax is pretty decent income IMO.

Generally I'm all for it, hopefully it'll stop landlords putting their shitty run down houses at market rate and getting them filled by the unemployed and paid for by the tax payer.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:54, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

my brother is returning from Foreignia and has texted to ask if I want any spirits
What spirit should I get? What should the well stocked drinks cabinet contain?

Alt: I had a tickly cough at the weekend and might have sneezed a couple of times. Today I'm a bit bunged up. Should I go home and drink Lemsip?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:54, 96 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning fucktards.
What are you up to this week? I am on an infant first aid course today, have to attend a funeral tomorrow and a job interview on Wednesday. I hope I don’t get any of these mixed up.

Alt: One wish for this week?

AltAlt: Is Jeff the only person under 50 who still uses the word ‘natter’?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:02, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunday night natter!
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:01, 59 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

u ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:43, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunday
Sunshiney
Sleepy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 10:06, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

EVENING EVERYONE !
Is it time to get chinese for dinner? I'm not used to whatever chinese I end up going too.... I feel so strange not going to my usual. What's a good thing to order for the first time trying a chinese?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:11, 179 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MORNING EVERYONE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:51, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The useless late evening TD thread
Does anyone keep a count of thread originators -v- response? A nice spreadsheet, with coloured graphs?

I'd like to think I'm near the bottom. Not that I like to be near bottoms - not mens, anyway. Oh no.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:38, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening!
this is my nail in my wall in my house. I asked no permission before hammering it in

up2.it/ali/nail.jpg

q. what else is awesome?

alt q: what did you do when you first owned a house/what would you do when you own a house?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 17:57, 237 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Science in Action:
Women wrong
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/20/us_research/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:07, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Come on then what are your weekend plans?
and I don't want to hear about Skyrim marathons, online shooting games or other house whale activity.

Alt: portmanteaus or words that you use, I sometimes describe the weather as 'griserable' ie grey and miserable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:30, 243 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Macchu Picchu!
I was out last night and there was a young snot who had recently been traveling who insisted telling everyone all about it, unbidden. I was an awful cunt and said I'd been everywhere he had but I did it all better.

Have you travelled? Where you been?

Alt: have you five skinned anyone because they were getting on your tits?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:17, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning my little fat fighters.
How's life away from the fridge?
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:24, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have a new job!
I'll be flying out to Germany for training on the 6th Feb and coming back with a shiny new car!
The Q is - does anyone here get paid in Euros to a UK account? I have to set up a separate business account too which will have a set amount paid in monthly for business expenses.
Any and all help/advice gratefully received!
Alt: Today's breakfast - a planned affair or eaten 'on the hoof'?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:55, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Off Livejournal:
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My performance manager cut it [the performance review] short, saying that he had some constructive feedback for me, but he was too worried that I would take it badly and walk out the door, never to return. He was worried that I was at my breaking point, if not completely burnt out already.

In fact, the feedback from upper management was "[Friend] is exceptional in her role, but we are failing her as a company. We've set her up to fail, and this needs to be addressed or else we risk losing a valuable employee."

I was instructed to take the afternoon off, buy a bottle of wine, and submit the cost of the wine as a business expense. That was my performance review.
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I wish my performance reviews were like that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:53, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FIne
if no one else is going to start an evening thread, I will

Mostly just to go on about the fact that I will have a HOUSE TOMORROW!!

The first thing I will do it hammer a nail into the wall. 17 years of renting houses, I need to hammer nails and paint walls.

A question? How about What is awesome about houses? What is the best colour? What the hell are you up to? What is the square root of the biggest cubist tree?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:22, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's the weirdest thing your parents hit you with?
Once I was being cheeky when my mum was eating a banana, next thing she slaps me round the face with the banana peel.

What's the weirdest thing you're been hit with?
(Stibbins, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:59, 80 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Computer geek advice please
Apologies, this isn't worth its own thread so I'll append summat about breasts in a minute. I need to chop a song down to 90 seconds and am wondering if anyone can recommend some free downloadable software with which to do so.

Alt: breasts. How big is too big?

AltAlt for everyone who realised the Alt is a trick question: favourite animal and why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:19, 287 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Last night my telly blew up but it was ok because the flux capacitors didn't go on fire.
Would you like to say something about televisions?
Alt: Some lad threw up at the foot of our steps last night. Ever been sick on anyone's steps?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)