If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?
Alt: you favourite recipe involving chillies?

AltAlt: famous person you most admire

Yes, I know, these are poor questions, no need to point it out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:04, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

why does word think it knows better than i do what it wants? it doesn't. i hate it.
what inanimate objects hate you and why?

alt: what is the wankiest thing you've seen recently? no points for this post. imma go with those fucking twats who wear their jeans around their knees.

altalt: what food/drink could you never give up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:50, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That seems to be that, for that thread.
Minimum alcohol pricing.

There was a woman from the GMC on R4 this morning claiming that the introduction of the above would a) help the families of problem drinkers and b) help society as a whole by reducing the social problems of pissed up people in the street.

I call bollocks on both:
a) Surely if you have an ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL a small price increase is not exactly going to make you give up. Similarly if ten-bags of smack went up to eleven quid people across the nation would hardly be packing it in complaining that it cost too much FFS
b) the real social problems associated with drink prices would seem to me that drinking in pubs is so prohibitively expensive that people either stay in or pre-load before going out to save cash. Both of these issues would be better tackled by making pub drinking cheaper - it's supervised for one thing. The very fabric of our great nation is being rent asunder by punitive taxation. HEAR HEAR etc

Alt: Those queers, eh? What are they liiike? /Ainsley
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:31, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So minimum pricing is out.
Or maybe not...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21766309
Either way it's a fuck up.

As was recently published we all under report our drinking by a significant amount. So Offtopic, how much do you all drink a week?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:27, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"And his hands would plait the priest's entrails, for want of a rope, to strangle kings."
alright

Denis Diderot was a fucking d00d
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 6:19, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck it, Imma go to the juicer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:21, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That was a little sad.
I think we should all club together and build Monty a nice new thread full of fwuffy bunnies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:14, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Righto
Got limited funds and missus is out and no-one wants to come and play so IDEAS FOR MY EVENING PLEASE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:13, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Two in Deirdre Barlow or one in Ken?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh dear. Someone's just emailed me about an "Information Gatheremce" course :/
How's your day going, you lovely people?

alt: what's the worst that could happen, ever?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:09, 240 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Inspired by my realisation that I'd been taking WAY too much on myself until last night
Multitasking. How many balls (hehe) can you have in the air at any one time? Can you handle the pressures of work whilst balancing your hobbies with family life, or are you incapable of performing (hehe) in more than one field at once?

Alt: Shit it may be but the bar has been set pretty fucking low today. What would YOU ask the group?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:30, 295 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My apple isn't very nice.
The one I had yesterday was lovely though.

Alt: That isn't a question and nor is this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:55, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shittiest gifts you've ever given or received?
Inspired by the mumsnet link in the last thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:38, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, today is Coincidence Day. What are the chances of that eh? On today of all days!!!
Tell us about your world of kerazzy coincidences.

Alt: Tell us about something else

Altalt: Don't, then. I don't fucking care.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:01, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:09, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrggh
You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:53, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Designated evening thread:
I made awesome chilli, what did you make?

Alt: I could never live in Oz because of the spiders and because it want's to kill me. I could never live in the US because they can't do tea, plus it's full of Merkins. where couldn't you live?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:50, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good evening.
I am thinking about studying something. Not work related, some sort of evening course.

Your suggestions please.

Alt: we hear a lot about YM. Tell all about YD.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:43, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sooo the Huhne Pryce Verdict should be coming in the next few minutes.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21737627

What do you want it to be?

I think hanging is too good for them but then I hate people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:27, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

KEITH CHEGWIN THREAD
Post your favourite picture of Keith Chegwin or one of his 1980s Saturday morning television peers. Bonus points if he's not ballroom dancing or showing his shrivelly alkie-cock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:51, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink thread
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1568643/Eight-limbed-girl-has-headless-twin-removed.html

If you could have extra limbs, what would you have and why?

alt:what percentage of answers to this will involve masturbation?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:11, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would anyone like to discuss the specifications of some hardware of some kind?
No, thought not.
So, musicals are gay and computer chat is dull.
But what is heterosexual and interesting?
Now is your chance to impress the class with how fascinating and manly* you are.

Alt: I just had a sandwich and some fruit. This isn't in the slightest bit interesting, nor is your lunch. Talk about something else.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:03, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why does computer solid state storage size go up by double each time?
i.e. why do you get 8Gb, 16Gb and 32Gb but nothing in between, but with hard discs you get 250Gb or 350Gb or 500Gb or 1 Tb etc.?

Or, I dunno, talk about lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:00, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Musicals are for benders: Discuss?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:08, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weekends
Best thing about your weekend?
Worst thing about your weekend?

Alt:
What delightful plans do you have for this week?
Are you looking at my pint?
DO you even HAVE a mirror in your house?
You sicken me.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:15, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Airport. Again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 7:00, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bit quiet here innit
wogs
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:34, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Salted peanuts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:23, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)