Fucking hell
Come on you lot - its Monday! Stop letting w*rk get in the way of b3ta.

Tell me of your emo youth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:53, 190 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fellow workers! Bonjourno.
What does the week hold in store?

Alt: I have returned to over 2,000 e-mails. What's your record?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 8:11, 117 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oi you, yes you, you cunt
What the fuck are you looking at?

alt: I need a snack, what type of snack should I have? just to let you know YM is drier than a boxing day turkey no amount of Bob Carolgees and Hellmann's mayonnaise is going to make a difference so I aint eating that.

Alt:alt: I'm about to start doing my world famous* "Spicy Pickled Onions" so that they are ready for Christmas, what special treats do you prepare months in advance?

*Well perhaps not that famous, more infamous if you have ever tried one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:42, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New thread. I'm travelling back to the glorious People's Republic Of West Suffolk today.
Where are you going?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:14, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright?
How's Saturday been? Good, bad or Ikea and garden centres?
I has arrived in the juicer, just escaped fucking massive downpour. Fucking sheeted down, sun is out now. Weather, eh?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:43, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright?
I saw a polar bear and the aurora borealis last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:49, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what a prick

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:57, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Day 2 of my expedition to the north country
I awoke in 1973, the dense cloying fog pressed in at my window and the mournful sound of of a brass band floated through the dank trees. The plan for the day was try and make the local hall look presentable, but this task proved to e difficult, one cannot polish turd, so we merely rolled it in glitter and hoped for the best.

I have retired to my and room and locked the door, on my way in a local 'person' spoke to me in a local vernacular I couldn't understand, I smiled and backed away, I hope he doesn't come back...oh god what's that noise??
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:52, 62 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Weekend plans?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:56, 175 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There is a new Mr Man, can't remember his name, looks like ,r Happy.with a 'tach.
Do you have a favourite Mr Man! Can you match a B3tan with one? How do you hope a fellow B3tan dies?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:35, 195 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dozer's threads are all shit.
How do you hope he dies?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what colour socks are you wearing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:30, 154 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Friday morning eh?
How is today going to pan out for you do you reckon? Doss till 2 and take a half day? Work till 6 then straight to the pub, sink 8 pints and pass out by 10?

Alt: I'm on a train, I like trains, not in the creepy trainspotting way, they're just a nice easy way to travel.

Altalt: breakfast woes, I only had 1 weetabix left this morning so I had to have toast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:13, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dozer has started a shit thread. Discuss.
Alt: what are your longer term plans, over the next 36 months.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:03, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

mainstream dance classics are for chutneys and Dave Pearce
Discuss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:51, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Talk is obviously in decline
Let's stay here and talk about food woes.

We're currently playing mainstream dance classics that the youngters are now calling Old Skool. For example, Sonique - It Feels So Good.

Old Skool? This is making me feel old.

What made you last feel old?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:04, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

off topic is obviously in decline
come to talk, it's much better

Reply
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:32, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

For FUCKS SAKE!
Hello? Where is everyone?

Tell me, oh offtopic, tales of your teenage awkwardness
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:33, 183 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's your favourite colour?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:22, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Christ! CAR CHAT is dull.
Some people seem to think that the highest price tag always equals the best quality.
Tell the class about something relatively cheap that you consider to be better than its higher priced equivalents.*

Alt: What would you refuse to compromise on and choose a cheaper alternative?

*Actually this sounds pretty dull and all, but whatever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:58, 210 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm having a "kart off" with badger tomorroqw
which b3tan would you like to challenge to what contest?

alt: wanna buy some tongue?

altalt: what car do you drive? What car would you like? This is purely to start an argument
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:09, 145 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well last night had some 'special' threads ffs.
What's special in your lifeEither in the nice way, or the slightly retarded way?
Alt,today's news is fucking depressing, really downbeat stories. Upbeat news story please,
skateboarding duck or something like that. Probably find in the Metro.
Altalt, is there a defining moment in your life which you would return to if you could? Career change, education, relationship sort of thing? I was going to join the navy, but didn't, always wondered what
it would have been like. Probably ended up with interesting versions of the clap.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:19, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh shut up please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, 43 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is there anything good on the telly this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:03, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who put the bop in the ahfuckitIcan'tbebothered.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Where is the what if the what is in why?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Where's me jumper?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Is me dinner ready yet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:17, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YOU'VE GOT thRUSH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)