People are shit and stupid.
Discuss with examples.

Or not. I don't care. Just fucking distract me from my meaningless existence, you cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:25, 147 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Unexpected sausage!
When did you last receive the gift of sausage? Last gift given/sent?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, 85 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's it got to do with her?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27828454
What are your views? If any? Don't really care tbh .
Alt, I'm off sick today, liquid runs all night and this morning. No idea what it is, wife, kid and dog all right, we all ate the same. When did you last have asickie, or the shits ?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:04, 134 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I now have an itchy right bollock.
How are your genitals this evening?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 21:00, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

would you wear one of these?
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10894876/Spornosexuality-If-this-is-what-spornosexual-means-then-god-help-us-all.html

what do you wear on the beach?

alt: worst clothing mistake you've ever seen?

altalt: creepiest thing anyone has ever said to you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:50, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Three times a lady-thread
Dating disasters

Alt:
Motto 4lyf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:17, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Whats on your plate?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I call lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:39, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, it seems that a sunny and warm weekend is on the horizon
How will you make the most of this wonderous two days? I'm off for my standard Saturday 9am ParkRun then will most likely be in the garden all day. Dads night out at 7pm to watch the England game at 11pm in the pub so no doubt a touch messy

Fathers Day on Sunday so (hopefully) a lie in followed by more garden and a roast dinner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:21, 192 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's a hundred posts there, that'll do.
Bloke at work is doing one of those World Cp sticker albums. He's got twenty odd-empty spaces left and refuses to just order the stickers he needs as he wants to complete his album 'with integrity' by swapping the stickers.

What's the most tragic thing you're likely to hear today?

alt: it's lovely out
altalt : anyone who says 'it's too hot' is a prick
altaltalt: al is a cunt
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:43, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning all
I am going to a corporate away day today, I think it'll be alright as we'll at least be outside. Do you do team building/corporate bollocks?

Alt: anyone growing any veg?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 8:00, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was going to do a thread but I can't be bothered...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/27790865
Are games too scary?
What scares you?

Pussy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:55, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can we have a thread with like, you know, a question or something?
Alt: What would YOU ask?
Altalt: Well why don't you start a thread then? Prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:44, 241 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:18, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, the World Cup is about to start
Football will be EVERYWHERE for the next month. For the football fans on here, this is a good thing, right? For non football fans, how will you avoid the onslaught?

Its a fucking LOVELY day today. Are you a sun worshipper or a pasty faced corpse?

Alt:
Your favourite three people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:31, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Vegetable thread sounds good, do you grow or produce anything, or are you reliant on tins andtakeways?
Lucky enough to have a reasonable garden, so fair bit of fruit and veg, as well as a shed AND a greenhouse. Ace or what? What else is ace today?
Thinking of getting chickens again, eggs, meat and something for daughter to play with.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:49, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening thread. Fucking lawyers, money clawing pricks. Discuss.
In other news, our breakfast pizza was excellent. Egg on a pizza is total win.
In other news, I had Portugal in the World Cup sweep. Do you gamble much?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 19:42, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Further to this extreme schooling we are apparently seeing (in Birmingham of all places)
What are the "British values" you would implement?

alt. Any holidays booked for this year?

altalt. I have recently watched Sherlock and Swipe is right about Benedict being a bit tasty despite looking like an aborted foetus.
What have you been wrong about lately?

Yours,

DBT
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:31, 93 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright?
Lunch?

Alt: Last film you saw at the cinema?
AltAlt: Best teacher that ever taught you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:52, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Getting things done
I have had two "fix this issue" tickets with support teams for a couple of weeks. Having jumped through half a dozen hoops the first one was sitting there "assigned/low priority" for another two days until I went physically to the support guys and asked them what else they needed. Gave them the details and 5 minutes later it was done.

Network team also have a habit of waiting until you go home for the evening before sending you an email saying you filled out the ticket wrong/need another approval/have to wait another week.

Is your work any good?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:41, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Birthdays
So Mrs Cow is bugging me to sort out my 40th birthday - in December. Whats the best/worst birthday "thing" you've done?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:39, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

E3 just kicked off with the Microsoft presentation, some good games coming out this year.
Ive been proper social this month, been out with mates every day I've had off, got a table at the Big Easy in Coventry garden this weekend, not gonna lie, that's what's making me get through this week.

TGIs has a cocktail that tastes like bubbalicious .

Alt: Ina Garten gad shove a narrow up her Jacksi... Who do you want to do one? Aside MM etc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:42, 72 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening train/pub/prick thread
Where does this evening have you?
Obvs Im still at work. It's been a hard slog with a room full of hungover staff.

alt. Suggestions for lesbian wedding gifts.
They want money for their honeymoon but just for fun.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:34, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone still here?
Quieter than the other side of Battered's bed on here today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:44, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not stomping -
"he squirted really hard into my face. It went right in my eyes and it sprayed into my friend’s mouth." London evening Standard

In relation to this - www.facebook.com/topic/Vauxhall/104108676291201?source=whfrt&position=1&query_id=-1

Sensitive reporting?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:39, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)