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Something I thought I'd share with you all...
Just collected my car from Servicing (£212.75) and was told by one of the grease monkeys that when they took the underside panelling off, a dead rat dropped out. Apparently it was all crusty and decomposed.

What's everyone having for lunch?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
*sigh*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
something from wasabi
undecided as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Lettuce.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Good choice
A proper, substantial meal. I like it :-)
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
Crusty, decomposed rat funnily enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
I had a roast beef sandwich at about 10am,
that'll do me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
I sometimes get caught out by that trick
Having lunch half way through the morning and then having to eat chocolate half way through the afternoon.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
I'll be able to wait though,
I have fags and coffee if I get hungry,
I'm going for a thai meal tonight anyway so I should be prepared.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
MMmmmmm
Thai.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
Pride And Pray Jew Dies.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
BAN BALDMONKEY FOR RACISM

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
Sense And Semite-killery.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Sister Cacked.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Ferris Bueller's Gay-Off.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
I had some cow between two slices of bread.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
as did I
mine also had some root in it
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Horseradish?
nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
hells yeah

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
I love horseradish.
None of this creamy muck you must understand. Horseradish should BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
not burny enough today
:(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
I avoid the non burny situation by making my own.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
Mine had some cucumber in it
but I took it out and nommed it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
cucumber is an overused in sandwiches,
there I've said it, and I'm not going to take it back.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
I like it, but I just wanted some virgin beef today.
Unfortunately you weren't anywhere close, so I had to have a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
it's funny because you're calling me a virgin,
(slag)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
That's me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
Cucumber is acceptable in two types of sandwich.
Cream cheese sarnies and in tuna mayo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
Was it cucumber you bought or that you found in the fridge?
/Durex advert
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
I bought it, found it in my fridge, and have not inserted it about my person.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
I say *drops monocle*
I was asking if you had a Durex refrigerator, but since you don't live in Ecuador I can see how this faux pas happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
I fear that I went too far :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel.
*jews it up*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
a car

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
It's a secret

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
Chicken sandwich or prawn salad
I'm undecided at the moment and the shop will probably have neither when I get there
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
Eccles cake. That's what you want.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Don't fall for the humous sandwich trap.
That used to catch me out in M&S a lot.

Bastards.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Donkey
spunk.

With a diet Pepsi.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
Christmas pudding and custard
/100% true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
Mmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
Brandy custard?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
'giant' traditional pasty

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
Is it the crust that's giant, or the filling?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
what's all this with the (£212.75)?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

It was the cost of the service.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
i just wondered why you chose to include it

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
Some people might find it useful as a bench mark for their servicing costs.
Also, to waste your time.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
WE NEED TO KNOW THE COST.
Mine was over £600!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
Little Mouse On The Privvy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
Doing tiny little poos

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
He can do his little poos

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
on your tiny little cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
..in mongychops's bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
The Littlest bo' ho'.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
On his tiny mouse privvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
thousand island sauce

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Little Mongy in the Bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
How The Nest Was Bummed.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Shat on A Hot Tin Roof

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Scat on a hot bint's tooth.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
The Lie On The Bitch And The Wardrobe.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Wardrobe Whore Probe
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
OH GOD, WHO FORGOT TO GIVE BALDMONKEY HIS ATTENTION TODAY !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
YOU!
EVERYONE BLAME THE JEW!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Jew Only Live Once.
Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
STEAL HIS GOLD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
that's unpossible
everyone knows that Jews, like a pitbull's jaw, locks their talons around their gold and won't let go - even after death
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Netty Longdrop investigates

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Escape from Poo York

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Everything You Wanted To Know About Hex But Were Too Lime To Ask.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Little Klaus Sat On Loreley

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
Yet another code problem
What sort of code is made up of things such as:

"...73 79 6c...6d 69 6e 64 2e..." etc?

A name would muchly help me in googling a decoder!

If not, Life without meat or life without cake? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Eggsadecimal

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
quit yoking around
lol!1
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
yeah... like... that was... y'now egg-shell-ent!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
I'll boo men (albumen) like you if they continue with etc.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Life without cake.
Meat is too good to give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
A- what the fuck? I don't want to do my 12 plus again.
B- cake. FUCK OFF ARE YOU TAKING MY MEAT AWAY AGAIN.
C- [strop]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
Pentagonal

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
Dodecahedronal

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
Homosexrahedron

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
calabi-yau topological

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
I will say meat as Quorn isn't THAT bad, granted it's no where near as awesome as meat
and I rekon I could cope with it as a substitute if I were EXTREMELY desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
But the clocks have gone forward...
quorn is PAINFULLY bland. I'd rather just live of proper vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
Quorn doesn't have to be bland
For some reason pregnancy takes away my love for meat, both times the sight or smell of it made me vomit and both times it took me two years after the birth to get back to normal, I managed to liven up quorn pretty well for 4 years of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
I tried to cook Spag Bol with quorn once.
It was fecking horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
Ah see I cannot eat cpag bol unless it's made with quorn
I cannot bear real mince, it's all grizzly and yack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
Minced beef is possibly my favourite type of meat.
You need some lovely Irish beef.

Hur hur.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
Doesn't have to be all grizzly.
I'm a bit fanatical when it comes to meat, I don't buy supermarket stuff. If I want mince I'll go to the butcher's and but steak and mince it myself having cut all the nast bits off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
I hate supermarket meat, too.
Probably 'cos I was reared eating my cousins hand reared and hand killed beef and lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
Very much this.
I grew up on farms and have no problem with the husbandry or slaughter of livestock. I would much rather eat something that I know I have fed and looked after well and killed humanely at home.

We used to get the home slaughter people out a couple of times a year. Last year I had to go out and buy myself a new freezer as a mate turned up with a whole lamb and half a pig for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
Also, Vegatarians are morons, if only because meat tastes fucking fantastic.
I could not life my life as a vegetarian.

Also, cake is fantastic, life would be shitter without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
Probably life without meat.
I not that big a fan of meat, personally. Not for a 'meat is murder' cause, can I stress that?

This isn't including Man meat, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
I'm assuming you can have a big slab of man meat whenever you like my dear!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
I think I could quite happily live as a cheating vegiterian.
By 'cheating', I'm exluding things like chemical stuff they put in sweets, and bacon, bacon doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
I don't really have a sweet tooth so I could live without cakes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
japanese

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
Is a meatloaf a cake?
The only bit I like about meatloaf is the crispy edges, I think I would quite like it like a donnor kabab, so I constantly get crispy bits.

I think I would rather live without cake, but I'll tell you now for nothing, I wouldn't be to pleased by it, something would have to make up for it.

Also, does Cheesecake count as a cake?

Oh god, I have so many questions and such little time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
Cheesecake has 'cake' in its name
Therefore it is cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
If I get a digestive buiscet and put on it some philly and strawbery jam, that wouldn't be a cake.
And therefore, I'm exlcuding that kind of cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
I would say it's more of a dessert

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
We shall leave cheesecake as a grey area I think.
Like the jaffa cake, the age old debate. Cake or biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
It's a cake obviously.
As it has no bicsuit in it, only biscuit sized. It's sponge.

A cake the size of a lasagne is still a cake, not a lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
McVitties have been arguing it is a biscuit for years.
There is no VAT on biscuits but there is on cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
When stale, cakes go hard, biscuits go soft
Jaffa cakes go hard, therefore they are a cake
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
hello gonz!
are you still on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
'ello Spangles !
Yup, I fly home on wed of next week.

I've done some pretty good photos, that I'm really pleased with, and I've worked out how to do HDR without it being uber-cheesy.

How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
nice! I'll have a look at your flickr stream later, I did see a few good previews on there
glad you're having a good time :)

I'm ok thanks, pootling about at work and looking forward to the bash on saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
Whicked =)
I wish I was going to that bash, I'm hopefully going to that stag-do one in a couple of weeks though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Wankydecismell

I don't eat sweet stuff really. But I love a nice bit of meat. easy choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
it's prob a byte array, displayed/sotred as hex. Convert to decimal and then use for ascii value.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
meat
all i'd have to do is find a meat that goes hard when it gets stale, and i'd be through the loophole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
My tickets have arrived :)
What did you last get in the post?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
4 CDs
I've still got an album by Pelican to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
*punches air* which one, Australasia?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Top guess!

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
It's mighty fine, you better enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
I'm deliberately going to hate it because I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Like fuck do you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Top guess :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
Smy boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
A threatening letter from the library.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
My gorgeous shirt this morning.
It's sexier than tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
3 DVDs from Tesco/LoveFilm

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
What films?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Wall-E, Dukes of Hazzard, The Incredible Hulk
All of which were at the bottom of my list :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
A water bill and some junk offering me cheap car servicing.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING RANDOMBURNS YOU FUCKING CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
I've only had one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Me too.
A very lovely one from NinjaBadger.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
ONE IS BETTER THAN SWEET FANNY ADAMS
Besides, what would you do with a CD?

Use it as a full length mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
Hide behind it, obv.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
I've had TWO.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
Don't fucking talk to me about post
A card for my son that was posted by my mother in law posted the day before she died hasn't turned up even 2 weeks later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
:(((
That will be a bit spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
If it ever turns up it will
I doubt we'll get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
aw hun
:( hope it's not got lost, maybe it's been returned?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
We've checked and re-checked.
Her husband was with her when she posted it we have the post box number and everything Royal Mail said all we can do is claim for the £20 that was in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
a tv wall mount
it was heavy. I expect a cheesy t-shirt and a 14mm plug for my ear, pink with a black star in the middle. And a motorbike rain cover. I hope you're all FASCINATED by this.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
Logitech G5 mouse
and a 22" flatscreen monitor with built in tv tuner. It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
In Bruges dvd & a book by Tom Holt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
HTFR catalogue and a bill from Virgin Media

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
New trainers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
Hannah Montfanny

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
*flounces*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Cakes on a Vein

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Odd face, that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Like she's eaten a lemon coated brick and then been forced to smile

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
Yes, with a little bit of downs thrown in.
In that soft chuchy face sort of way.

Well I know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
Chuchy indeed :)
her face needs a good wabble
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
How are you, Gummeth?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
I'm good fankooooz :)
I hope you're doing well :) I saw your FB band photos, v nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
Oh, the band ones?
Yeah, my best mate's good with her little camera, bless her. Thanks very much!

I'm doing alright. Almost the weekend.

Have you decided I'm right and that you're coming to the meet yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
might be ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
YES PLEASE.
I'll buy you a drink and not tell the police you put your seed in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
Dora The Explore Her.
With your tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Montfanny?
is that in France?

Mount Fanny?

Is it nice? How sustained is the climbing, and are the downhills technical?

say if I wanted to climb it is it blank slabs or slimy cracks? Can I finish off on some jugs?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
There is now downhilling in France
only Smoking Galuoises and doing garlicky farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
DAMN THEM WITH THEIR MOUNTAINS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
They see a mountain
and they want to wear lycra and cycle up it. They probably come down on a Train.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
THEY SPIT AT YOUR VELO TOUTS TERRAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
Saved By The Bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
Pugwall's Cummer.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
Footgoose

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
Dawson's Creeping Up Behind You With A Stanley Knife And His Cock Out.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
An American BEARwolf in London

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
Pie School Musical

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
*ovation*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
High School Musical Poo
High School Musical Wee
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
Cornhole-raping Street

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
A Muppet ChristmARSE Carol

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
Up hers, Down theres

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
k this is important to me.
is this skirt suitable for wearing to work in an it dept of a "creative agency"?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I wouldn't think so.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
cos i really really want to wear it.
why isnt it? it's creative, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
you're going to be in a better position to tell...
will your superiors tell you to wise up and get changed?

are your clients likely to look at you like some kind of alien?

are you likely to be buggered senseless and have them say "she was clearly gagging for it"

do you have legs like tree-trunks?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
i dont see clients. my own dept probably wouldnt care. my legs are not the best but they are not stupidly thick.
i might get buggered senseless, what with gagging for it and all.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
fuck it... buy it then
by the sounds of it, it doesn't really matter where you work
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
i already own it :P
not convinced its a good idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
Take an emergency bhurka into work with you should it not go down well,
sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

b g
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
:D AWESOME PLAN

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
I dunno, to be honest.
As himself down there said, you'd know better. What kind of top do you have to go with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
slouchy black tshirt, or black vneck jumper
i think i shall play it safe.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Cool.
I think it would be nice:) What kind of shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
well i have platform sandal things i can wear, or black maryjanes.
you can't see them under the legwarmers.

if i wore it without the legwarmers it has to be just the top (black) skirt - the straps are fixed to the tartan one.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
Ahhh, I see.
I think I'd prefer them if they were less flarey. I do like the skirt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
Guy Porks Knight

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
I'd reckon that - if you have to ask - it probably isn't

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Filter "Blacklist filter with keywords": Keyword List "Sexual/Pornographic URL keywords"

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
That's a no.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
really? that's exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
lolita

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Oh great.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
i did not realise it was unsafe for work, being only a skirt on ebay. i am soorrry.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
No, no.
Not your fault or anything. Love you.
But now I have LOLITA in my thingy-computer-thing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
i wont show you the bunny-ear dress i got for my birthday then :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
:(
Vectored?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
LOLita!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
with black tights, and a nice smart shirt, I don't see why not

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
it's a bloody lovely skirt, Binky.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
SEE? I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
although i dont own a smart shirt. i own a black punky tshirt though?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
hmmm maybe
If I was going to wear it to work I'd wear a more conservative top with it. Just a plain black buttonup shirt, for example. It depends how casual you can get away with at work.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
i can totally do casual, i am just not convinced i should do saucy.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
with a jumper for example and some opaque black tights it would pass as not-too-saucy
wearing fishnets and a corset with it might be a little risqué.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
hmm i do own a plain black vneck sweater and thick black tights.
but i think it'll wait till at least saturday :D
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
I just got this through the post today, Binky, it'd work with it
www.allsaints.com/product/?searchtext=&category_id=233&page=1&position=14&all=1&prod_desc_id=5051214316147

VERY comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
awesome! i need to get me more conservative tops i think.
and i will maybe wait till a night out to wear my skirt :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Yeah, get it on and see what your mates think once it's on.
It might be far too short for work...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
oooh that's a nice shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
It's SO comfy.
Soft and snuggly. I highly recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
no SHH there's an All Saints shop 2 mins from my office and I've managed to resist so far.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Oh you LUCKY.
There's a ramskull print maxi dress they've always got that I always don't have enough money on me for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
gnnn STOP.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
I should use my powers over women for something else.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
It might be bonus time soon
I could get something then.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
Bonus time for me is in August, booo
but it's 8% so I can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
Oooh, that's lovely.
I want some nice shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
I love jersey shirts, they fit over boobs better than non-stretchy ones.
What an obvious thing to say. They're better, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
I'm going to lust over All Saints stuff today, now.
This is your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
I am a terrible influence.
(So are they though, they take all my money)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
I would say no.
Maybe without the legwarmers you could get away with it, but that's a maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
it isn't fair.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
legwarmers = EXTRA coverup.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
Could be worse
I have to wear smart clothes every day, and even smarter if I have a meeting. I'm allowed to wear jeans one day a month for charidee.

(although I do wear black skinny jeans tucked into boots when I'm not meant to...)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
gosh.
i am such a scruffbag usually. this would be a smartening for me.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
THICK BROWN WOOLLEN TIGHTS
Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
With a black skirt?
Thank fuck you look like that, you weirdo. No to you and your thoughts on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
Thank fuck I look like what?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
It was a compliment.
'Thank fuck you're pretty, you don't know how to put colours together for shit'.

Go on, bridle. Tell me I'm a nonce or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
I just stick velcro too myself, roll around in a pile of clothes
and put on whatever is still sticking after a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
Ah, the sticky roll manoevre.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
Nuns with the Runs

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
The Pope's Musty Hair Pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
looks a bit frilly, needs more...

Gravy news
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
This sort of news link is acceptable
I hope YOU are watching
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
"His girlfriend was a cooking a Sunday roast and she committed the cardinal sin of not putting any gravy on it. "
FUCKING SLAG!! I would have headbutted her. in the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
I wouldn't think so, not on a first day
It's best to turn up smart on the first day, if everyone else is in jeans etc make a joke about you being over dressed and then dress down the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
oh i have worked here 2 years,

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
Um, it's more your call then
I'd still say no, but having seen people in creative agencies wearing hats indoors it may just be my slightly conservative view of employment.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Hats indoors? *monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
I was suited and booted for the first 6 months
Soon as my probationary period was over combats & t-shirts were in :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Depends on how fit you are :P

My friend Tizzy used to wear PVC bondage gear to my work and it was fine, depends on the company.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
Binky is very cute.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Yes. I would, too.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
i am chubby BUT i have lost 3 stone this year and i am working on the rest.
aw, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
3 stone? That is a lot, well done :)
don't go overboard though, you are quite lovely as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
daww.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Then she should go for it :)

I'm expected to dress like a tramp for work and I love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
you always look like a trendy tramp mind
:P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
indeed :P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
I'm working tramp chic at the moment too
I even have a poncho.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Is Tizzy a fully functioning multimedia node in Shoreditch though?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
you'd look like that bird from that show with the man from uncle in
not hustle
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
NCIS?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
I can't see it
as ebay is blocked at work. I'm going to say YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
I have my first kendo competition next weekend
I'm dropping loaves of fear every which way.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
CHAINSAW POWER-UP WIN TIMES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
I think that'd be considered murder and cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
RIFLE JUSTIFIED "CALL ME A CHEAT AGAIN I FUCKING DARE YOU" A THON.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
You lot are so gey
I run an IT department in a creative agency and no-one would complain if someone here wore that.

not a girl anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
I for one would not be able to take anybody seriously who wore something like that.
As for what people wear in the IT department of a cretive agency

I am very happy to say that I have no experience to draw from and can therefore not offer a comment.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
This is true
anyone wearing that clearly wants inivited bumsex off a colleague.

Where are you from, 1975 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
Still did though, eh?
Tsk... attention seeking on the internet and so forth.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
I heard you committed some TERRIBLE BULLYNG ONLINE last night

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
I'd rather no-one ever wore that,

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
i love it to pieces.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
The Impotence Of Bee Sting Hair Nets.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
A SHA LA LA LA LUM A SHA LA LA LA LUM

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
'Apotamus Now

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
"Peely eels, how may I help you?"

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
I think my pun gland is broken
I can't think of ANY.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Bogart spends one hour thirty minutes trying to balance chocolate treats in...
Malteser Fulcrum
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
I don't do puns very well or convincingly.
I'll just leave it to the experts, I think.

Hello fellow minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Isn't that the point though.
Shitpuns.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
YOU CATLEGGED CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
my cat has all the legs

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
see?
twitpic.com/62jpj
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
actually in the next picture i took she had 5 legs but i didnt upload that one.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
YA YA SHUT UP NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
aw happy little kittencats
my Nancycat is staying at my parents' house. I shall visit her.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
My kittens like to cling to my legs when I stand up so I look like I am wearing kitten chaps.
It makes me think THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
mine used to do that.
then they got bigger and it really hurts because the claws are no longer just for the jeans :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
A bit of pain never hurt anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
it bloody does, and its brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
do they climb up your leg when you're making a cup of tea?
the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I do not make a cup of tea.
That is the job of other people.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
Cataleggy Damaci.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Na na na na na na na na na na
cataleggi damci

I hate you now. That won't be leaving my head for ages. BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I wish they'd bring out a version for the Wii or NDS.
I might have to buy a PS3 just for that game.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Hello Blue Star
you gorgeous ladything.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
What's Meating Gilbert Grape?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Morning :)
it's a spastic convention here this morning, I wouldn't bother :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
YOU JEW.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
stop patting at your keyboard like you're trying to play the bongos and banshee wailing.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!BUNG!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Morning DeeGee!
How is your luscious self today?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
tired :(
got stuck in a traffic jam until 2am this morning bah :(

Oh well, nevermind :) you?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
urgh rubbish!
also sleepy. I should have gone to bed instead of playing the "one last quest" game last night. Zzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
Oh god. I think I'm going to do this tonight...
hopefully get to 71 tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
over halfway to 80....
eeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
Pearl Necklace Harbour.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
The Foreskin Saga

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Shaft

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Boweling For Columbine

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
The Glans That Time Forgot

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
the importance of beasting Earnest

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Raiders Of The Lost Arse.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
did i do it right?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
The Tooth About Hats And Clogs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
HUBARE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
*HADOKEN FIVE*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
The Truth about Datsun Cogs

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
My Dog Skip,
a light-hearted buddy film about a boy with a skip full of dead dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Scrotal Recall
This is over now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
The Epiderminator

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Cushing tin

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Autism of Fire

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Casawanker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Sexual Predator
It is now
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
*taps foot*
www.b3ta.com/talk/6017030 ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
suck it
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
haha It was the best one
ever
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
haha... busted

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
For womb the bellend tolls

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
Lindler's Shitzu

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Auschitzu

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Dreadlock holiday
is it racist, or just a bit of fun ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Either way, I don't like cricket.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
My harvest is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Did I see you down
in a young girl's town
With your mother in so much pain?
I was almost there
at the top of the stairs
With her screamin' in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
The Rise And Fall Of Reginald's Perineum.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
a smellybridge too far

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Thyme Bandits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Cathair in the Rye bread

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Eye another day

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Gordon's Eye.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Thema and Lougeese

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Natural Swarm Killers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Koi Story

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Mission In Possum-Mole.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
fuck me, it's Invasion Of The Attention Seekers today...
everyone needs to take a chill pill and stop being all 'Nee neee neene eneeeeeeee!' and biting their knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
he says biting his knuckles.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
FUCK YOU.
*chins*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
You'd wap your own chin on top of your head. BEAN BEAN BEAN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
showgunts

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Withnail and Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Fargoat

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Any gibbon Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
The African Queen Bee

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
One flute over the cook.
Who's next?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
12 monkeys
the lion king
in cod we trust
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
The three hippopotamusketeers.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Rhino What You Did Last Summer.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
The fifth elephant.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Marlin Rouge

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Educating Cheetah

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Of Lice And Men
strual cycles.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
O brother where art owl

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
coen owl puns.
niche.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
intOWLerable cruelty

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
no country for OWLd men

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Sex, Flies and Videoed Ape.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
All I can hear in the background is talk of cancer and racism
I blame you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
There's lots of threads today, isn't there?
Discuss the idea that there's lots of threads today.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
bm's meds havent kicked back in yet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
There are a lot of threads today
ADHD
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
If I had breasts I'd stick a Snickers Bar between them and tease you, and then pull away at the last second.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
VECTOR OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
you sicko
ok
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
everyone is getting excited for world GMOS day

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
I hate gmos.
He is a big bastard with a shit head.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
I've only just visited the internet.
My day so far has been almost threadless.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Cat Cha Cha Cha In The Rye.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
beverly hills Chiuahua

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
The Sloth of Khan.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
So heeere's the problem.
I need a poo.
There's an estate agent in there writing up a detailed floorplan.
I'm quite desperate.
Any suggestions?
(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
It's your house. Take a fucking poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
they want to sell your house, if you can prove the toilet works then that's great.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
/talk is being fucking fantastic this morning

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Dogturd in the Horse.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
Caber ray.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
the big lebOWLski

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
no, go away

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
say 'excuse me' go to the toilet and stop being a social retard.
next
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Tell them to piss off because their "detailed" descriptions are always wrong anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
It is a big lovely house with several doors (one is brown) and lots of windows (none are brown)
and there's a garden I fell over in it but I'm ok and sometimes the carpet looks yellow but it's actually white and there's a plug socket in the living room that's well far away from anywhere you could put stuff to plug into it.


This is why I'm not an estate agent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
You're far too honest anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
BraveHART

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
Harold and Kumar fuck a dog

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Let's change films to sound like animals.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Kes.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
The Eagle Has Bird Flu.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
The Pig has swine flu.
You pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
Sound of MOOOOOOOsic

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Fine.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Good morning : )

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Deliver Ants.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Cats & Dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
haha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
The Clambusters

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
This must be a porno

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
ok here is one
a fish called polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
You wear poor boy shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
true enough.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
You are a big poo.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
ooof you've got me on that one

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
The Sound Of Catlegs

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Mrs. Doubfire is an small green reptile that can change colour

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
I don't think I've got this right

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Zoolander

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Metropolizard
Debbie Does Dallamas.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Schindlers Pygmy ground sloth

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Stop! Or My Duck Will Quack

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Don't Bee a Menace to Grouse Central Whilst Drinking Your Moose in da Woods

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Pffft
Cumslut Millionaire
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Krill Bill

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Spiderman

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Star(fish) Wars

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
Octo-Pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
Meaty Flockers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
SpBEEd

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Duck Bill Durhamed Platypus

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Harold And Mooed.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Twelve anty men.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Not, let's NOT be tedious cunts
How are you all? Do you have GOOD PLANS for the day?
(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
One should heed one's own advice

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
you sure showed me

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Oh fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
fuck ON

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
I'm going to hunt you down and torture you.
after i've had a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Also, I'm working on an application for QinetiQ
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
lol not meant to tell people
lol
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
[strop]
Surviving till the end of the day, then going home for veggie sausages and japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
today I am working
then tonight I have kendo, following kendo I will pick up my friend Sam from the train station, he will kip over and tomorrow morning we will go to Llandegla to ride mountain bikes down a hill, this will be on my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
*steals your bike*
*rides it around till it breaks*
*laughs when you cry*
*runs away from your angry dad*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
no no, I'll chase you down on my road bike, 'til it breaks, then run after you shouting

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Working and might walk around Soho looking cool...
usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
will you be wearing a me costume?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
....
...yes
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
there's no shame in it, poopot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Let's make songs sound gay by changing the words slightly
Fisting by the pool - Dire Straits
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Fist End Girls
Pet Shop Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Bum as you are - Nirvana

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
Anal of Death
Slayer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
A rolling stone gathers no gmos.
Which is good because he is a fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
Honkey tonk bellend - Rolling stones

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
Somedong For The Weekend
The Divine Comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
(Helm)It's a kind of Magic - Queen

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Black In Black
AC/DC
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
For those about to cock - AC DC
We will cock you - Queen
Cockin all over the world - Status Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Cock Around the Cock

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Bum on feel the boys - Slade

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Rubberduckzilla
I'm working with oasis at the moment - Anyone seen the new rubberduckzilla advert? (http://www.vimeo.com/4543376 Thoughts?
(ics2s3b, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
Yes
I was aroused by the small japanese women.

I was annoyed by the website and the second half of the advert which didn't end in bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
My first thoughts were wondering if Japanese people would go and get all upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
Who cares
they're only little.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
I thought those girls were quite tall for Japaneses.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
They are part of Japan's secret army

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
I'm thinking "FUCK OFF."

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
But now I am happy due to listening to
www.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
SHOP OPENS!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
I fucking love local papers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
i've seen it on a billboard
fascinating insight into my life there
the billboard was in manchester
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
It's a good advert.
But I decide what adverts get famous in the industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Also the sonic quack is a masterful sound

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
I saw it fucking ages ago
and now I'm bored of it.

Although those girls make my willy hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Sorry, who are you working with?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Just to let you know as well,
there are also some Augmented Reality games on the site - www.rubberduckzilla.com. Worth cehcking out as I think AR is future - Minority report and all that.
(ics2s3b, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

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